Kâtibim: The Melody You Learned by Accident

You know this melody. You may think you know it from Boney M’s Rasputin: the disco chorus, the theatrical history lesson, the “ra ra” that refuses to leave your head. But long before that, the melody belonged to another story entirely. Kâtibim, also known as Üsküdar’a gider iken, is an Ottoman-era song about a woman walking to Üsküdar in the rain with her kâtib, her clerk, secretary, companion, or perhaps something slightly harder to define. The lyrics are small, playful, and wonderfully social: a muddy coat, an admired shirt, a handkerchief filled with Turkish delight, and a refrain telling everyone else to mind their own business. This episode follows the melody as it travels through Turkish, Greek, Balkan, Arabic, Jewish, klezmer, and American pop traditions before reappearing in Rasputin and later folk-metal and cosmopolitan pop versions. Along the way, the song becomes a perfect example of how melodies cross borders while keeping their sly little smile.