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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Hey, this is Red Van Kami live from BetterBox Studios for another episode of Kill Tony. Here's Tony HinchCliff. Hello everybody.
We are back here at BetterBox Studios for another episode of Kill Tony. Hi, Brian Red Van. Hey, Tony HinchCliff. How are you doing?
I'm good. You know, next week of the week after that is our, I believe, seven year anniversary of doing the show. I know. We're going to have a party as soon as we can.
A pizza party, perhaps, from our good friends over at Vito's Pizza. The great Charlie is here in studio. We had more delicious pizza today available everywhere in Southern California. It's kind of written by pizza game.
Like I want to have pizza like a Thursday. I don't know. Pizza. The only pizza I eat is Vito's Pizza.
Same here. I'll look at the other places because as we all know, we're all big Postmates people here at Kill Tony. But I'm telling you, I skip over all the pizza places. I had pineapple fried rice today.
Ooh. Chicken. Actually, no, it was a pineapple curry with chicken today. Nice.
From our good friends over at Postmates knowing that I was going to have pizza for dinner. Geno is also here. The Lord of BetterBox Studios, which has been gracious enough and amazing during this crazy pandemic times to let us hole up in here every Monday. Maybe a lot of good shows here today have the, you know, our good friend Brian Moses in Frank.
Rose Battle. Yeah. The great Josh Wolf who's been on the show has controlled chaos. Jay Light has a great movie podcast and they also have Damn Good Candle Company here, which we've been getting tagged in some of in one, I think in some of their post.
Somebody got one of your candles. Yeah. Pinch me. I'm dreaming.
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We're getting back on the road. I'm headlining shows along with some Kill Tony's in Miami, Florida, July 31st in August 1st, Boston, August 13th. Two Kill Tony's Tony Hinchcliffe on the 14th and 15th when I say Tony Hinchcliffe, that means. Stand up, stand up Houston, Texas, August 20th for Kill Tony's the 20th and 21st back to Houston, the record holding city of the most Kill Tony's other than Los Angeles.
Fun fact Dallas, Texas, the 27th, Fort Worth, August 28th and 29th right after that. That's all in August, September Salt Lake City. That's a great place. Moon Tower in Austin, Kill Tony September 17th Toronto with the Queen Elizabeth Theater just added September 29th.
We're set it. Toronto, Canada. Temblar Brewing Company and Bakersfield October 13th. That's a really fun joint.
That's all on the road to Kill Tony, the remaining October 13th, Bakersfield 14th and 15th Sacramento 16th, 17th and 18th, San Francisco. That's Kill Tony every single night that week from Monday to Monday. Fun, October 30th to Coma Washington, DC in November. It's all happening.
Can't wait. Can't wait to go back on the road. You ain't fucking lying. I just found out I'm doing gigs next month top top secret gigs in a city in Texas with someone that we know and work with that is very popular.
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My recommendation is submit a few times, you know, why not? Make the video. It's fun too. You don't have to just do straight stand up.
Have fun with it. Have fun with it. That's whackadoodle. No one wants to see you talking in your closet about sad shit with a camera down below your way.
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Oh, oh my goodness. Oh, wow. Oh my goodness. They are cats.
Oh, they're special needs. Oh, no, they're cats. Oh, it's special needs cat. This is exciting.
Hello kitties. Hello, what's your name? My name is Elliot. I am a cat.
And if you know anything about each new gift, you would have been worshipping me back in the day. So suck it. Also, this bitch has been following me around all day. What's your name?
I am Parker. Are you a dog? You are? Obviously you can't smell her.
Oh, Parker, welcome, Parker. How are you? Fascinated by this cat. Oh, she won't leave me alone.
Goddamn it. Her and dust kicking up over here. You guys are dirty dogs and cats. So confusing.
Wait, why are you following him around? I had a taste of his shit earlier. This idiot ate a magnet. And so now her owner has put the stupid cone on her.
She thought that it was stuck to the refrigerator that it was edible. Obviously not idiot. Wow. I had a baguette.
It was a good day. I love it. I thought you can't say that word anymore. I've never seen a dog with a baguette.
We don't say that anymore. I've never seen a dog with a beard of a wizard before. I've never seen a dog with a beard of a beard. I've never seen a dog with a beard of a beard before.
I've never seen a beard before. I've never seen a dog with a baguette. I've never seen a dog with a beard of a wizard before. You know what's funny?
Time goes on during this quarantine. The band is reverting to it's original wave of the belly room before budget. We can't go to the store and buy stuff. We have to make do with what we have.
Very rarely do I see a cat with a collar on too. It's actually a special release collar in case I get trapped because I'm very agile and I get caught in a fence or something. Alright, let's get this show started. We got Elliot and Parker.
We have a dog, a cat. We have everybody here. Let's meet some strangers. Shall we?
Let's see what happens this week on another episode of Kill Tony. I'm going to show you guys where people send in a minute while they're deep in quarantine from perhaps different places in the world. We don't really judge them like they're stand up comedians. It's a little bit of a break from the normal format of the show.
The stakes are definitely nowhere near as high. You like your cat? I didn't realize. You ever heard of a salmon snake?
Oh my God. I'm assuming beef, whatever. Stop it. I'll tell you on the studio Tony.
Oh, thank you. Elliot. Let's just jump right into it. Your first human being that submitted a minute tonight goes by the name of Niko.
Here we go. Here's Niko Medina. So I like talking about something that shouldn't be happening in 2020. So it's not right.
I don't think it's okay or fair that my face cannot grow here as thoroughly or aggressively as my fucking butthole. Up top, it's like, I don't know if you can see, well, it's loose wrist hairs and spider legs. I've got to take it out of my face and then down below it's like the Amazon before it did or did not burn down. It's not on my feed on Instagram.
I don't know. So my mom is white and my dad's Colombian. It's interesting. It's fucked up though because my dad didn't teach us Spanish.
It's not okay. Even worse off. My mom never let us take bath salts and parade in the streets fighting, putting people's heads off naked. Wow.
Niko, you're covering your face. You seem, what's going on over there? Tell us what's going on with your emotions right now. It's overloaded right now.
Sorry. I was just a little bit up. Just watching it back and then watching you watch it back and it's just like, oh, yeah, that's what it was. Anyways, yeah, you shouldn't watch us watch it back.
A little piece of advice for people during these quarantine episodes. You already know what you're going to do. You don't want to watch us. Watch it back.
Welcome, Niko. How's it going? You in Florida? Oh, no, no.
My mom's in Florida. I'm in Maryland. Oh, okay. Maryland.
All right. Why Maryland? Is that where you were born and raised? Oh, yeah.
Born in D.C. Family, Virginia, and moved to Maryland. I kind of stuck around. Okay.
What do you do? Well, I was a roofer. I got furloughed. So I've been about six weeks.
I think now. Wow. They have white. What are you?
What's your ethnicity? Oh, I'm half Colombian, half white. Okay. That's a not something else white.
That's from Colombia. Oh, wow. Dirty cat Elliot. Do you live in a brewery or what's going on with that sign up there?
No, I do a lot of Discord chats and my buddy gave me the sign and I was like, I'll just throw it back there. What are you chat about? Oh, it's a great. I mean, that's really the only way I get any social interaction nowadays is like Discord parties and servers and stuff.
And we just literally like Fridays and Saturdays will like hang out and just all join a server and just like shoot the shit and just kind of maybe game every now and then. But yeah, it's great. That's what I've been doing too. I love hanging out in Discord, especially now with the video chat and we have a bunch of people who kill Tony fans that all get together.
It's like 100 fans that are all watching like the art. I heard of Discord before, but this week I actually had to set one up for the first time ever because I have a top secret project I'm releasing one week from today that has a such a crazy infrastructure built into it that there's actually its own special Discord to it. And I had to I had the young bucks here around better box the great Gage Tiarina and Anthony, Mr. underscore strange taste and is it strange taste underscore son of a bitch.
I am over 11. I'm plugging here. I one time I ate a lizard and not have a strange taste to it back to you. Very good Elliot.
And they had to teach me all about this court. It's unlike pretty powerful. I don't know what happened the last five years. Maybe I guess I don't know the overwhelming amount of work that I've been lucky enough to get but I've like become an old man when it comes to every time I remember yelling at you to get an Instagram back of the day or something.
I've always been like now it's like now it's Instagram's the only half decent one and Twitter. I'm literally like, Oh, what is even going on over here. It's funny. They all just fall in line.
I've been off Facebook for years now. Thank God. Thank dog. I would love to hear more about that lizard.
No, we're going to keep a shut up bitch. Oh my God. Jesus relax. Elliot be nice.
I am a female. She's actually a scientific term. If you know that also I appreciate the manatees on your shirt. It's very the seat now.
I heard that back in the day. The failure thought those were actually mermaids and that is where the legend of mermaids actually began. That's a fat bitch. I don't know what's happening right now.
It's one of those moments if you're wondering where it's like I wonder if Tony knows what's happening right now. Nope. I am a special leaf cat. Elliott coming out guns a blazing with a foot on the pedal at a thousand miles an hour here during Niko Medina, our first comedian of the night.
Anyway, so Niko tell us something interesting about you that we would find interesting. Let's see. I played spin the bottle with two dudes and a girl once and I'll tell us more. This is great.
I think I went one and four to guess the girl. So weird. We're half hour. One and four.
I think our one and fours are different because I'd be hoping for the dudes. I'm a gay man. Gay man. So much funnier what you do.
I know. I flip the script. It's like I flip the script on everybody. That's a good bit that you could write though.
There's a funny premise right there. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I thought about that before I recorded whatever that was. So next time.
It's good. Now you know. May I talk? Sure.
Yes, Elliott. One time when I was at the pound I touched tongues with another male cat just to see two of the girl cats touch tongues. Totally worth it. Unlike this last thing I just said back to you on studio.
Wow. It's two weeks off for Elliott. He's finding his pawing right now. How we land on my feet?
That's right. That one belongs in the litter box. I would like to hear more about this. No.
Shut up, bitch. Oh my God. What a weird combo you guys. One thing I wanted to mention you had something interesting about me.
I also spaced on this because I know the show was more interesting. No, it's a bit wasn't. I've been playing drums for like 15 years or so. Wow.
15 years, huh? Ish. Yeah, give it a tick. My goodness.
Is your drum set far away from you? It's right next to me actually. Is it really? Is it behind that giant sign?
No, it's literally right here. Here show us. Ah. Oh wow.
Why don't you play us a little 30 second something. Let's see here what you got. These drums solo during the quarantine have been as Parker would say complete dog shit. They've been rough.
They've been rough. Stupid bitch. I also thought maybe like when they're doing this, maybe this is an audition to have a golden ticket to a drum off the next time we're in their city. Is that there's electric drums?
They're roll ins. Yeah, they're TD 17s. Yeah. They're roll in TD 17 and that's what I was about to say.
That's cool. All right. Here we go. Here's a little bit of the drums from Parker.
We can't or not Parker from Nico. Oh, I'm turning on. Sorry. Let me go up here in this really quick.
I'm just going to see if we can hear it. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah.
Got sucked. Oh shit. That's awesome, man. That sounds awesome.
That's incredible. That's great. Well, you got the job. You won.
Yeah. You won. I wasn't a Mexican drive. It was a Colombian drum off.
Yeah. Which means you get absolutely nothing. I know that I'll pull some strings over here. Can I do a quick 30 seconds really quick?
Sure. Just a little test test. Yeah, go ahead. Wow.
Very impressive. So the person who knows nothing about drumming. Oh, very nicely done. If anybody knows anything about electronic drums, they know that there are trigger sensors, so that every hit is actually at the same tempo.
Wow. It doesn't really matter. It all sounds very equal. And maybe you like to come and challenge me on the acoustic set.
Jesus Christ. You have to point some hair on your balls as well as your faith and come see me the next time we're in Florida. Oh my God. You don't think that?
Yes. I do have a giant penis. Okay. Okay.
Okay. I'll leave it. Wait, these are so much. Where is he at?
He's in Florida. He's in Maryland. Yeah. I'm going to say a drum off now.
The next one is the next one. It's an extra giving. You got to remind me of this when it comes up, but in November, we're going to be in DC doing a Kill Tony and we'll give you an automatic 60 seconds. You can tell us your spin the bottle story, and we'll have a real drum off there.
You can get behind Joel's drums and we'll have a real Mexican drum off in the capital of the greatest country in the world, the United States of America. How about that, Nico? That sounds perfect. That sounds amazing.
He just changed his entire life. You know, send Tony a message before the show... Yep. I would be fond.
It'll be good to put you down a little vigil. Hey, that's not funny. I'm a cat. Nobody puts me down.
You're not putting me down. You fucking bitch. All right, all right, all right. I'll see you later.
There goes Nico Medina. He's on Instagram at tbpneco. And I came. Oh, your next comedian.
Your next submission goes by the name of Ry Mattson. So here's Ry everybody. Hey, Ry Matison. Here we go.
So now they're warning us about murder hornets. I'd like to recommend some other bullshit animals for possible media fear-mongering. Man's water mantis, bubonic bees, gremlins but from normal sized bears, staphylococcus stingrays, brainworms, unfriendly Mormons, subway fungus, lugnut recall, evangelical jihadists, sewer snakes, toe fleas, and Samsung epilepsy. If those don't work, I've also got some dangerous political ideologies to be afraid of.
The 12.6% of icky poppians, ironic racism, flotationists, the foreskin reclamation movement, Bill Berbers, dad and maminism, the global body modification coalitionists of Sebastopol, Florida, and Lauren Hills movement for the miseducation of indigenous peoples. There's a lot to be scared about their media folks. I'm just disappointed with your lack of murder mantis creativity. Yeah.
That's Ry Matzen. Hi Ry. Hey guys. How are you?
How's it going, buddy? Good, good. Good. I love it.
Where are you at? I'm in Istanbul, Turkey. Really? Turkey.
You got the animals. You got the animals all rolled up. Wow. There's a lot of street cats here.
And dogs, you love it. How much do they charge? Oh, my goodness. OK.
OK. Geez, it's probably wrong with you. I bet I'm a special need to cat. Are you fart?
You fart? You're a farting cat? Why don't you come from the mouth? That would mean blowing a rat there.
They could. OK. Shut up, bitch. So, Ry, why are you in Turkey?
My wife is Turkish. I got married last year, but I've been coming here for about three years. OK. And so how did you meet your wife?
I met my wife in Alaska. Whoa. Geez, wait. So you were a crab fisherman?
No, I'm not crab. Salmon. Actually, I think what we met. I love it.
We have a cat in studio today. So he's a hyperactive special needs cat. Which is just great. That's what I was thinking about.
Exactly what I was hoping his tone would be. I always tell the band before the show, like, just be as obnoxious as possible, especially early on to start the episode. So that's what he's doing. So what does your wife do?
She's a nutritionist, yoga instructor, gymnastics instructor, all that hot girl stuff. Fuck you. I was surprised, man. So I got some laughs out of you guys.
I was like, man, that's such a hacky bit, this murder hornet garbage. But I mean, I'm really not a stand up to me. And I've done stand up a couple times. I did it one time here in Turkey to have an English language coming night because apparently it's not really popular to do stand up in Turkish because it gets political, I guess.
So instead, they were all just doing super racist stand up comedy in English, which is interesting. Sounds like a blast. Who were the exactly racist against Turkey? Yeah.
What are we saying? I don't know. And I don't ask, man, I'm a guest in this country. As far as I'm concerned, they're probably moderating this transmission.
Right? So I'm just taking it easy here. You've got to get China Express VPN for sure. So that's fun.
So what do you do now? Here I teach English mostly. I'll be going back to Alaska in May, but there's still really no flights. So I probably just want to spend in the summer here, which is cool.
I mean, we go like snorkeling and Greek ruins and shit down in the south. It's pretty dope. So man, that is awesome. I actually have a friend from grade school that lives in Turkey.
Do you know Karim Sadiq Targul? By any chance? I know like five of him, dude. Yeah.
I can't believe I'm coming here, bro. I'm coming here, bro. I love that. So what else?
How long have you been in Turkey now? This time I've been here about seven months. Okay. What's the temperature like there?
What's the climate and stuff? A lot of bugs. I've seen a couple flies. It's kind of like North Carolina or something.
It's pretty temperate. It's nice. If you go down to the south, it's hot, but it's a little bit dry. It's not really like a desert.
I don't know how to explain it. It's like New Mexico by the sea or something. It's like a Mediterranean climate of what you're trying to say. Okay.
All right. Why do you look like if William Montgomery, whether you have a firefighter? Yeah, you guys shit together. William, I'm going to try to juggle William Montgomery.
I'm going to try to juggle William or something like that. I would say that, bro. William started drinking pure water. Really?
Can we join them in? I'm scared of that guy. Is that too much? Yeah, probably.
Is that crossover? Is that impossible? William here? Let me say hi to Willie, bro.
He's watching right now. He's laughing. We can't have you both on at the same time. It's going to be a smooth transition, though.
Now, what you wrote was pretty funny. It did seem like, did you write that or was this like an email that somebody sent you? Like my dad or something? Or did you write it?
No, I wrote that, but I could see why you would say like, yeah, that's some internet joke that somebody said you were something totally true. Like I definitely don't have a lot of jokes. So I appreciate that. I saw you guys laughing.
I'm getting laughs, man. That was cool. Yeah, that's why that's why. I got to say, I definitely was like channeling William Montgomery.
You know, he was like, I actually, I think I sent something to William on Instagram. Like, you know, my favorite William Montgomery joke is the squirrel's joke during World War II or whatever. Oh, yeah. And I sent him like, I was trying to pitch William like some jokes about like a possible movie I'd script or whatever, because I think that was so hilarious.
And he actually responded to me. So I thought that was pretty cool. Wow. Yeah.
I mean, you know, he really like, when I started watching you guys, like it was probably like at the Malcolm Hatchet days. And when I saw William come on, man, I got addicted to the show and I definitely like inspired by William stuff. Yeah, William's a fucking genius, man. It's unbelievable.
This is definitely, you know, arguably our strongest class of regulars by far, perhaps. I mean, not perhaps actually definitely. It's our strongest class of regulars ever. They take it super seriously.
They're a real, you have a real little cult following. Things are good over at Brothers in Curse of Right. Oh, yeah, it's great. Especially after the show when William's really, really drunk and he doesn't want to leave the studio and David leaves me with him and it takes me about 40 minutes to get out of there because he's like Brian, one more cigarette.
Yeah. It's six. So I love it, man. It was nice to meet you.
Thanks for submitting, right? And we're going to roll right into your man William Montgomery right now. There goes Ryan Manson. He's on Twitter at murder Mantis and we're going to roll.
You guys can keep playing. We're going to roll right into William Montgomery. There he is. Well, why'd you say all that bullshit?
What happened to your eyebrow? Go ahead, William. Go ahead, William. Tell me a little bit.
Go on to do it. I mean, big Jay Z fan specifically hard knock life. That's all I listen to. I mean a tub up to six hours a day now.
It's not funny. It's no joke. I have diabetic dog. Hey Tony, do you think red bands ever seen Pete's dragon met my girlfriend at the X Games?
She was a half bite. Joe Biden. So well, you can't remember where he buried those kids bodies. Okay, there's a minute from William Montgomery.
I love it, man. Some jokes. I love you. You've kept writing.
I didn't really get like any of them, but they probably would have gotten laughs in front of a big sold out crowd like a normal Monday. What's Pete's dragon? I don't get it. It's a great, well, at least the original one was a great movie.
Hell the movie. But you know, it sucks because a lot of people don't know about Pete's dragon because it came out the same day as Star Wars. You mentioned releasing a movie the same day Star Wars, the first Star Wars ever came out, but I don't think that's correct. I don't think that's correct.