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I'm not officially ready yet. I hope I will be by the end of this episode, but not having the Pro Bowl today, the pageantry, the presentation, the electric competition. That was the perfect way to ease me in to Super Bowl Week. And the Pro Bowl really was the football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day.
A wonderful nap Sunday was watching neither offensive or defensive line really get out of the three point stances at all. And I'm not trying until the very last drive of the game. So I do miss the Pro Bowl. It is a little weird.
We're not in Tampa this year. We will be in West Virginia on Friday night for fight week. So fight week is officially here. Billy football is back in studio.
Billy football versus Jose Conseco on Friday night. We're going to talk about that after our interview with playoff Lenny, which is a good kickoff to Super Bowl Week. A participant in the Super Bowl. But before we do all that, let's talk about the big trade.
So Saturday night, we get the big trade. Matthew Stafford going to the LA Rams in exchange for a third round pick this year, a first round pick next year, a first round pick the year after, and Jared Goff. Wow. Who knows your knee jerk reaction?
My knee jerk reaction was that Jared Goff needs to have a private meeting with Blake Riff to figure out what to do in Detroit. Yes. Blake needs to be the welcoming committee and be like, here's how you transition from being a Calibro to being a Michigan dre. Is it a Michigan dre?
Michigan dre. Michigan dre. Miss gender. Miss gender.
And like, tell them where all the great knee cap restaurants are. Tell them, hey, this is going to be confusing Jared. Now the sun is going to rise in the south. And also set in the south.
That's going to be tough. But knee jerk reaction is that good for the lions, I guess. Oh, I mean, so this is, Sean McVay hates draft picks. He just hates having first round picks.
Seven years in a row, they will go now without a first round draft pick. And I now I'm starting, Sean McVay has now flipped how my brain works where I'm starting to like, look at myself, like, week, do you first round picks not matter? Because he doesn't seem to think they do. Now, they do matter in the fact that they don't have any more for, they'll go seven years out drafting the first round.
And people are like, Oh, yeah, Sean McVay is saying like, let's go win now first round picks no matter. It still matters for the Rams because guess what? They're running out of first round picks that they can trade. So like they first off picks don't matter for the Rams because they are capital to go trade for players.
I do like though the idea that it's a little bit of like a zag on every, everyone else in the league where it's like, Hey, let's go get guys that are proven instead of drafting guys that who knows. Right. And so Jalen Ramsey did it and Matthew Stafford, which I don't know. This isn't an all in move.
The Rams window feels like it's pretty small here and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl the next two years before like the fact that they haven't had a first round drop pick and seven years is going to catch up. Right. And it's also weird that we're saying like, Oh, this is the next zag in the NFL. The Rams have had proven success not ever using a first round pick.
Well, they made it to a Super Bowl. Right. Barely. Right.
Didn't win scored three points. Yeah, but they haven't had it's not like this is like the new Patriots mode. No, like there's a dynasty. It's like, Oh, you actually don't need first round picks.
I think you typically do need first round picks. But it does tell me that McVay absolutely hates like focusing his time on developing one person or developing like the entire team. It's like, do you want a data version or do you want a data milk? Someone's been around for a while.
It was all the tricks of the trade. So I so the Rams like in less than he likes that one feels really loves Billy loves Billy loves Billy loves Billy loves Billy. Big milk guy. Less need feels like he's going all in like if this doesn't work out, he probably without a job.
McVay will be fine either way. But the Rams are in full on win now and I before we get to Lions, I don't I think the Rams are probably better. I've always thought Mass saffers pretty good. But it's weird for everyone to now have Matt Stafford is like a top five quarterback and be like, this was the missing piece for the Rams.
They'll be good, but I don't know how this get like they're the odds on favorite now to go to the Super Bowl for from the NFC. Is that right? Which crazy it might be is that if they're paying this much from that Stafford, how much does Sean Watson worth? Well, so because McVay, this is a situation where McVay, I don't think ever wanted to Sean Watson because he's like best bros with Matt Stafford and so that he was planning on like offering whatever it took to get this done.
And I don't know if the Sean Watson's going to get like that. It's tough to pay more for a quarterback than what the Rams just. Well, it also we should we should throw out there the chair part of this deal for the Rams was getting out of Jared Goss money. Yeah, so that's part of the giving up to first round picks.
I had the same thought that, oh my God, what's the Sean Watson worth? But then you have to remember that the Texans are fucking idiots. So the Texans will probably get less. They'll find a way to get less.
They will actually use this against themselves instead of being the smart thing of like, here's the floor for what a quarterback should be. They'll be like, Hey, how about two first rounds and a fourth round. So judging off my new found expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer. Right.
So I guess for prices going down on the show. Right. Exactly. We got to act a lot.
There's three fewer first round picks out there that we could possibly get. What is it? Chiefs, Packers, and the Rams, Bucks, or so. So they're three.
So they went to the top for second. Yeah. And it's hard. I mean, they did it this year with defense.
Mass Stafford's going to be great for Sean McVay. But I just, that seems like a little bit of an overreaction. I think the Rams would be good. But to be like, Oh yeah, let's pencil them in for the Super Bowl.
Now, the other thing, maybe Sean McVay just doesn't like working on Thursdays. And that's why I always trades his first round picks because I mean, if that's the case, then I kind of agree with him. Yeah, I mean, I do think it is an interesting, I'm always interested in whatever a team does something that's different than what everyone else is doing. And that's essentially what they're doing.
We don't need these first round picks. We'll figure out other ways to build a team. In theory, as a lazy person, I kind of respect it because it's like, let somebody else develop the guy. And then once you know if they're good or not, then, yeah, that's actually probably worth more, like giving up a higher pick in the future for someone that you know for a fact.
Right. Because you're not taking the risk. Yeah. I, as a lazy person, I like it.
I'll put it that way. It's, it's, there's a lot of people too who are like, well, the Rams are trading two first round picks, but they'll be late in the draft. I don't, I don't understand that logic. The NFL is so, like, unless you have Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, like the NFL is so up and down year to year health wise.
You had, you had, you won with your defense last year. It's harder to sustain a really good defense. And I'd say it is to sustain a really good offense with a great quarterback and look at the Texans. When the Texans traded two picks, two first round picks for Laramie Tunsel, they were 11 and five, 10 and six, and then they went four and 12.
So they thought, oh, we'll trade these two first round picks. They'll be in the mid 20s. Oh, whoops. Now it's the third pick in the draft.
And that's when it, like, if the Rams pull this off and they're good for the next three years and good meaning like deep runs in the playoffs, then I think that they didn't give up too much. But if anything happens that can happen every year in the NFL, the fucking Eagles are picking six after being in the Super Bowl four years ago. If anything happens and this ends up being a top-by pick, I think that was a disastrous move. Yeah, I mean, health is such a big factor, right?
You could have Patrick Holmes and still go like four and 12 if he gets hurt early in the season. Right. So you can't pencil him in for having like a great, or like having a late 20s. You can just be like, oh, this is what it is.
It's fine. I mean, you know what? No, I disagree. Because my brain is stuck in the second.
It's easier to just say that. Just say like whatever is currently happening in the NFL will also be the case in three years. Yeah. I have no problem just being lazy and saying that.
It's weird to say that and then have the Cowboys picking 10th and the Niners who were in the Super Bowl last year picking 12th and be like, yeah, you know what? The Rams are definitely going to be picking 30 seconds. Well, the Rams also play in a very tough division. Besides Cliff Kingsbury, it's probably the best coach division.
Yeah, you've got the coach of the best track record of success. You've got, I mean, it's a big besides, by the way. Besides, yeah, besides Cliff who's just sitting in his American Psycho and blowing lines all day. Huge.
I'm very much excited for getting some Matt Stafford Clayton Kershaw content. Did you know they grew up together? Play baseball together? That was very quick.
I want to see Matt Stafford get back. I want to see him invited to the Dodgers training camp just so we can get another team picture with the two of them and have them highlighted and always link together. Yes. All right.
So the Lions perspective from this. The Lions perspective from this, I, it was a home run for them in the fact that they are trying to fully rebuild now instead of half rebuild, which the Lions have kind of been perpetually stuck in. They now have like, you know, draft capital to trade if they want to or if they want, they can pick, you know, they have four first round picks in a two year span. I like this because Dan Campbell, if everything works out and they can actually draft well, which is a big gift.
That's a bigger thing. Cliff Kingsbury saying if the Lions draft well, Dan Campbell has a chance to succeed here. And then we have the Lions, you know, biting kneecaps off, becoming a prophetic genius press conference, which would be the coolest thing ever. If everyone looks back and says, Oh, you know, who we were wrong?
Like making fun of Dan Campbell. That guy was right from day one. Yeah. Do you think Jared Goff has the personality to bite kneecaps off?
I think he'll get it. He's got to get it. You got to develop it. First step one, if I'm Jared, I think you've got to like, you really have to change the look up because you do look.
Callie bro. We love Jared, but if you're going to go to Detroit, you need to grow either mustache, maybe just to go tee, grow the hair out a little bit, cut into a mullet. Yeah, get a flow. If he gets a flow going, then I can see him becoming a Detroit guy, but right now it's like you will look like a misplaced Ryan Gossett.
Yeah, maybe a neck tattoo. Hell yeah. That would be cool. I get a truck.
Jared, I can tell that Jared's secretly always been a I want to be a truck guy guy. Yes. Now is your chance. Get a truck.
Yes. Don't bring that Tesla. So the Lions, though, this I like to smooth for them. Like they have their actually rebuilding and not only are they rebuilding, but they have a quarterback in Jerigoff who, yes, we're biased because we're friends with Jerigoff, but who can, you know, be keep them in games, keep them relevant.
It's not a total like, Hey, we're going to throw out. No one here and hope it goes well. They won't be terrible right away. So you don't have to worry about like, Oh, the winning culture and all that shit.
I think it's a home run for the line. I think they did the right thing, especially after the fact that Matt Stafford said, you know, like they played their hand. They said Matt Stafford was going to get traded and they still were able to pull off a pretty damn good trade. I did love the note that Matt Stafford said he would be cool with getting traded anywhere except the New England Patriots because Matt Patricia.
So he, that is a beautiful grudge that is like fuck that. I do not want to be in the same room. I don't think Matt Patricia, what is he like a special assistant intern that you go back and you go back and you start your like video game career once you go back to New England. You lose all your stats.
Where are you saying? I mean, I think in general, I think veterans, unless you're trying to win championship, which clearly doesn't care as much about they don't like go. Chris Long said it's best. Like it's fun.
It's fun to win, but it's not fun. Like the culture is in the culture. That's like, I want to go there. But I don't think that's I don't.
I think he uses Matt Patricia. Yeah, I think it was Matt. Yeah, I think he would probably love to go go play for Bill Bell. Check put the fact that Matt Patricia is probably why he said that.
I think that Patricia defensive, but he still has to be in the same room. I guess I think it's a combination of both and he just do the church as an excuse. But it's weird to have one team and the one team is the guy who used to be your coach. Right.
But also is notoriously like hardest team. I don't think I don't think it had as much to do with Bill Belichick as it did. I think I had no guy that he hates. I think Matt Stafford almost probably said didn't say like I don't want to go to New England because of Bill Belichick.
And then last time I was like, you know what, Patricia's force is too strong. Yeah, we do get a chance for an immediate revenge game next year too because Rams play against the Lions. Oh, nice. That's going to be fun.
That would be great. So overall, yeah, I mean, it will be interesting what happens with the Sean. I do think that the Saints maybe now will go with James, which would be great. And then it was it was random to have this happen on a Saturday night.
Like, oh, here's a block because you don't see trade like this very often in the NFL. I think it's going to be I think the football team is going to make a run. I also think you're going to make a run at the Sean. Yeah, I just don't know.
Like Dan Snyder does not give a fuck dance. I'll give you every first round pick that I'm allowed to give you by the laws of the league to try to get to Sean. He's a proven guy. Now, it would be very funny if the bears got to Sean and then the football team said for Mitch.
And then what if Mitch got really good? He is going to get really good wherever he goes. Where ever he goes. What is it?
You see the Sean Watson's Instagram story? No, he's on like some LLC like finance brochure. He put up Instagram stories. It's the Wolf of Wall Street.
It's a picture of the Wolf of Wall Street Leo. And it says if you're 20 to 30 and your main circle isn't discussing opening businesses investing escaping a 95 fitness and self development. And it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
Oh, I like that. So he's on some real like entrepreneurial shit right now. I like that. Make the money.
The doge of Wall Street. Which by the way, still holding onto my doge had it since like August. I had to start last Thursday night because it was up like 8,000%. When do you know that you're on the moon?
Because I want to hold on on the moon. But it occurred to me. I don't know where the moon is. One dollar is the moon.
One dollar is the moon. We got a long way to go to again. No, the moon is still small in the sky. People talk about Dogecoin.
But what if I fall short and I become a star? That would be cool. And yeah, I also thought about selling but I'm also addicted to the roller coaster. So when you sell, I could make a lot of money off of it.
But then I'm done with the ride. And that's for fun for me. And you have weak hands. You don't want to have silver hands.
I'm down here. I'm in the fucking paper hands. Silver hands are where it's at. I want knee-capped hands.
Yeah. Billy, how much dogecoin? Is your entire net worth? I didn't get into crypto.
Oh, okay. All right. Well, that was the one thing you didn't get into. You can't.
Are you going to be able to be hosey up with those hands? My hands were full of that. Jose's got diamond hands. He hasn't sold anything in his life.
Yeah, that's true. All right. Let's do Patrick Reed. So the other story this weekend, Patrick Reed, America's favorite golf villain is back.
I love this. I love Patrick Reed so much. So he sort of he didn't actually cheat. He actually didn't cheat.
He just bends the rules. And because he's Patrick Reed, everyone flipped out. It's only cheating if you get caught. Right.
And he like he bent. He bent the rules. He is Patrick Reed. But then afterwards, it was found out that he possibly has a burner or it's probably his wife.
Cause his wife seems like a definitely a burner spouse. She gives burner spouse energy off, but he tweeted something and it was word for word. What the burner account had just tweeted as well. So I actually DM the burner.
I was like, what's up, Patrick? You want to come on the show? No response. I actually respect though, Patrick Reed, one because he is good for golf.
Cause every sport needs a villain. If you're a golf fan and you're so angry at Patrick Reed that you want him out of golf, you have to question whether you're a golf fan because guys who get this type of reaction on Saturday afternoon in January on a tournament. I don't even know what tournament they're playing. That's good for golf.
Oh, I love it. That's good for. You're right. His wife is a burner spouse.
Yes. Although I think it's a good thing that this might have also been Patrick. I think she probably like runs Patrick's phones for him. I'm not talking like his accounts as a social media presence.
I think his wife just has two phones, one for herself, one for Patrick. She texts for him. She talks on the phone for everyone. Everyone's conversing with just Patrick's wife, but I always share a voicemail still in the 2021.
I like that the burner is still up. I think that that makes it even funnier because what happens usually with these burner accounts is the person will immediately delete it, run say it wasn't them. I hope that Patrick Reed's wife gets does a press conference. I hope he wins this tournament today.
Does a press conference like, yeah, that's my burner. What the fuck you gonna do about it? Oh, he'll never do that. He'll never know his wife.
His wife is like, what are you going to do that? He'll never do that. What are you going to do? No one else is going to defend Patrick.
So what is it? Use golf facts? Use golf facts. Golf facts.
I like that. We still got somebody out there that's committed to the facts in this case because yeah, he didn't technically cheat. He just pulled the, yeah, let me get a volunteer over here. You see, that's where my ball was embedded.
Correct off the first hop, which, yeah, the amount of spin that guy puts on it. He's Dr. English. Yeah, I can bounce and then it skies up in the air and comes down with a heat of like 1000 cannonballs.
And so yeah, it was like a fried egg situation. I'm sure underneath that four inches of grass that cushion to blow up. He totally gaslit the guy. He was like, hey, feel this lip.
He was like, feel the lip. And the guy was like, yeah, there's, there's a lip there. And after the round, Patrick Reed was like, yeah, then the volunteer came over and yeah, he agreed the ball was clearly embedded. Right.
And the volunteers, like, I guess I said that it's awesome. He's great for golf. He's great for golf because he's such such a villain. And you need somebody like that in every sport.
So I'm happy. He should, you know, he should have done. He should have stepped on the ball. Like if it's not embedded, just step on it really hard.
Like wiggle your heel in a little bit. Keep walking around. Act like you can't find it. Come back and then look at the ball.
Oh, guess what? It's embedded. Yeah. My only problem with Patrick Reed is that he's not creative enough.
When it comes to the ball. He comes to cheating. He cheats kind of like a doofus wood. Yes.
You got to be, you got to really, really bend the rules. He cheats. He cheats knowing, like he's the guy who would just steal something, let's say a wallet, hypothetically, and everyone knows that he stole it. And, and there's like, no, it wasn't me.
Like, but dude, we saw you do it. Like, no, it wasn't me. That's the type of cheating that he does. And I'm Patrick Reed.
I hope he embraces it. And the fact that like everyone thinks you're a cheater. There's really nothing you can do to stop that at this point in your career. Just fucking embrace it.
Like he did nothing actually legal, but he's Patrick Reed. So he cheated. Yeah. That's just how it works.
Like Patrick Reed, you cheat. I want to start like cutting out, like golf. Like, golf ball size holes in his pocket. Just dropping them down his pants leg into the ball.
I wanted to ground the sheet out of his club and deny it. I want him to do it. I want him to kick a ball in. I want him to like, yeah, I want him to take like the pin out and like do a bank shot off of it and nail it.
I want Patrick Reed to be the biggest scumbag in the history of golf. Yes. He already is. He just needs to embrace it.
His wife needs to keep that fucking burner down and do not to lead it and keep defending Patrick. And also Patrick, just hire your wife to be your caddy. That would be so much better. Have you read people really, really hate him.
So I went down a little mini rabbit hole. The fact that he like won six straight Mondays in Q school where there's not a lot of fanfare and not a lot of like, rules officials. So everyone just pretty much just says that he cheated his way into the PGA. But then he got it.
One of my people. It's pretty damn good. But it's just very funny. Everything about Patrick Reed, people are just like, fuck this guy.
Fuck him forever. He stole all this stuff. Allegedly. Yeah.
I have words of Nick Valdo. Welcome to the new age to the new age. You can't. There's nothing Patrick Reed can do that will make people like him at this point.
So just go all the way. It's so good for golf. If he just is a total dick and scumbag like openly and just says, fuck you guys. What are you going to do about it?
Yeah. Patrick Reed. Mother fuckers. I would also like to see Blake punch him in the face.
Yeah. I want to see a fist fight. I want to see Patrick Reed. Like at some point, I don't blame Patrick Reed anymore for cheating and getting away with it.
I blame everybody else on the tour for not doing anything to make him stop like physically assaulting. Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
There's definitely guys. One of the putt me here's a little snippet from Patrick Reed's alleged burner account, which is probably his wife's account. Someone was calling the cheater and use golf facts said you're a hater and it sounds like that is all you will ever be. Patrick Reed is not a cheater.
He had one rules infraction and eight seasons on tour on both PGA and Euro tour. There are players with multi rules infractions in one season, much less eight years. Take your hate somewhere else. Now, I there is a new trend that people make fake burner accounts for other people and they'll be like, Oh, we found this burner.
It's usually never the case. The only reason I believe this is truly Patrick Reed's burner account, who would ever spend that much time trying to like defend him. So if it was real, there's no one in the world who defends him. So it has to be Patrick Reed or his wife.
And no one is spending six months trying to frame Patrick Reed for something like this because they would just assume Patrick Reed probably has it himself. Well, also, if you're using actual golf facts as you use golf facts does use golf facts. That's tall. That's tall.
That actually would take way too much time for somebody to turn frame someone for a burner. Right. If I'm going to make a burner account for Patrick Reed, I'm just, I'm just going to be a big asshole. Right.
I'm just going to like say, like, Pat, you're a fucking hater. Patrick Reed is handsome and not fat at all. Here's a new Imagine Dragons song. Yeah, I would retweet Imagine Dragons constantly.
I would like Imagine Dragons. I would I would be very blatant. I would be very blatant. This the subtlety of this account tells me that it is in fact.
It's been around for a while. It is in fact a Patrick Reed or what's your name? Mrs. Reed.
Mrs. Reed. Mrs. Reed.
Mrs. Reed. Mrs. Justine.
Mrs. Justine. Mrs. Justine.
Mrs. Justine. Mrs. Reed.
I fucking love Patrick Reed, man. He's like, I want to say I love him. I hate him, but I love him that he exists because he does make sports so much more fun. If you can golf isn't great hands right now, like no one golf fans wanted there to be another tiger.
There's never going to be another tiger. Instead, we got fucking Bryson de Shambo. Gaining 60 pounds and using his compass on the course. We got the coolest guy in the world.
Brooks Cefka. We got Patrick Reed cheating left and right and being a fat douche which is very funny to me. Who else? You know, Rory.
Everyone just picks Rory every single turn. And Dustin Johnson falling downstairs for God knows what reason, and winning last big cat. Like golf is great right now. Golf is a great hands.
I'm looking at pictures of Mrs. Justine right now. She's definitely killed someone. She's she's definitely killed.
I just I'm getting, I'm getting big time. With her eyes. She's into astrology. I'm just gonna make a bunch of snap judgments about these pictures.
Really. None of these are facts. No, there's used golf facts. Yes, I'm using golf facts.
She's killed someone she's into astrology. She never takes her life. That's what I was gonna say. And let's see here.
She's posted on Q and on message boards. Off the top of my head, all strong vibes were. Yeah, she's definitely has a very strong let me talk to the manager vibe. Yeah, Q school was something that really set her off.
Okay, let's get to who's back of the week and then we'll have playoff Lenny letter for net on the show. Dedication isn't born in the light of day. It's carved in the quiet hours before the world blinks awake. At Goresen we rise with a mission to deliver craftsmanship worthy of your table.
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Who's back as Jiz? Oh, he took mine. I had a feeling that was I have other ones if you want to pretend that. No, go off on Jiz.
Jiz Hornkamp. Yeah, went off. It was trending I hopped on Twitter on Saturday and it was just Jiz was all over my timeline. It was just a pukakki of tweets and I was like, why?
And it was like this guy in the Premier League scored four goals and everyone was just, you know, I think it was German. I think it was German. I think it was just German. I think any soccer league is whatever.
It's premier. Yeah. I think he played the EPL they made them. They would make them change his name to something more proper.
Just be like, Series A. Who's the series? Jesus Christ. Like David Seaman.
Fuck. He wasn't David David. I don't know how this guy hasn't come before. I think that's one of those things.
How does Jiz, how does that not? How do you how do you how do you not change your names? Like the Seinfeld episode when she's dating the serial killer. Well, what company?
What company? What company? What country is he from? Germany.
So he's from Germany. So they probably don't use Jiz the same way we do. Exactly. So that what do you mean?
Why do you change your name? They don't even come in German anymore. What do they call? Like a shit on a hip hop.
Yeah. They empty their bow. But yeah, Hank, you know, there's different languages and different slang. Yeah.
But I feel like sex sex slang is all the same. It's universal. Have you ever seen any like train porn from Europe? No.
Yeah. Where they just fuck? They don't do this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're thinking a different fucking all talking about like, yeah, that's like the sex.
That's like the sex. PFT watches in uh, in Germany. There are two types of trains going straight. A lot of train porn there.
PFT. No. One is where they crap on each other. The other is just like two college kids that fuck on a train and no one ever catches them.
What's the slang that we have here that that you could like if someone was named, I don't know. It's just different. They probably don't even think like, Oh, Jiz is Jiz. We think it's Jiz.
English to German. Come is come. Yeah. But what about Jiz?
I don't know. I bet you Germans don't don't. They're not down with the Jiz. They don't say Jiz.
No. For sure not. But we haven't heard of them because I don't think he's exploded. Like Jiz exploded on Saturday.
He had four goals in the second half. That's spayerma. Okay. So like if your name was spayerma, uh, German, the German PMT would be laughing at you right now.
Yeah. I feel like American kids would make fun of me too though. Spayerma. Yeah.
It actually sounds like a team in the third division in the Bundesliga. Seriously? Yeah. Seriously.
Yeah. We got a sparema. It's a German. German.
That's morning wood. So yeah, there's some people. Yeah. So when we say latte, that's also what would just Dean Reed orders and Starbucks.
It's like I'm gonna go work in latte with my big high boots. So when you say I'm gonna drink a latte over in Germany, they're like, Oh, that guy's talking about drinking a boner. That's funny. Yeah, that is.
All right. So Jiz is back. Jiz is back. Who's who's who's who's who's who's gonna be back big time for me?
All right. My who's back week is getting old. So PFT and I had our birthdays this week. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thanks. And I had my first kidney stone.
So that was cool. Yeah. Saturday morning. What was it out?
Just squirted that shit out. That was like welcome to 36 year old fucking. Do you see all the other years? It's gonna be you.
PFT. Yeah. Seven more years. I'm not looking for it.
So when you squirted it out. Yeah. So I overdosed on pretty much gave birth. That's male equivalent to having a child passing a child.
Correct. So I overdosed on vitamin C, apparently taking like four to five thing tablets of airborne every single day for a week because we were traveling last week. So I was trying to be extra conscious of my health. Yeah, not good.
Not smart. So Friday night at my Kickstarter to burn. I was like, well, that sucks. And then Saturday morning just pissed out a little pebble.
I feel like a man though. Didn't make it sound when I hit the toilet. No, but I feel like a man. Don't you I feel like I should shoot it up and hold on to it.
No, I would. I need some out. I mean, maybe a side of gout. I would be a real bad shit on eBay.
You should have named it. Yeah, we should have like a bronze in hung in the studio. It's more freaked out than I pissed out a pebble. Put it on a charm bracelet.
Put it on a kidney stone fam. I'm sure there's some people out there. They know what's up. It fucking sucks, man.
We have their responsibility. That's the presence. Oh, okay. This is for PFT.
Okay. Thanks, good. What is it? Oh, it's a picture Leroy that I already had in the studio.
Thank you. Yeah. That's my what's fun. And I got a piece of paper that probably says sorry for being annoying.
I I don't know. Billy gave me a this certificate can be exchanged for one hug. What does it say? One into the mic one defending Billy of your honor.
Don't look at the cat when you're talking. Okay. One defensive. You're on.
That's going to be this right. It says that he did not that word is not defense. That's disuse and that's armor. Yeah.
Yeah. This use of Homer. I bet Henry. Very bad.
Okay. Thank you Billy. I will be changing this on Friday against us. Thanks for a picture of my dad dog.
Oh, you got those for all of us? I had that common dude for you. Oh, nice. Thanks.
Appreciate it. Cool. Billy, thank you. Isn't that like whatever?
Did you get like 30 those on TPM? Yeah. I have a lot of pictures of. Oh, one was accidentally sent to you so that you gave it to PFT.
Which I am appreciative of for giving it to me. Yeah. I'll put this next to you. All right.
Who's your who's back Billy? The offseason. What? We got to consult it.
One, we're not in the offseason. We're almost two. You're not in the offseason. You got to fight it Friday.