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Get a taste of what Jillian and Rosalie have to offer. This show is perfect for you if you're woo-curious. They're going to talk about past lives, tarot cards, energy healing, spirit guides, ghosts, and more! TRANSCRIPT Rosalie: Hi, I'm Rosalie! Jillian: And I'm Jillian! And we're inviting you to tune in to our brand spanking new podcast Shit My Soul Says Rosalie: A metaphysical comedy podcast Jillian: Shit My Soul Says is about woo, alternative spirituality, and basically anything metaphysical that we want to talk about. Rosalie: So basically all of it. Jillian: Why? Because we're obsessed with it. Rosalie: We're gonna talk about past lives, Ouji, energy healing, Jillian: Crystals, ghosts, witchcraft and spirit guides and animal talking talk! Lots of stuff! We're gonna go Woo on your stuff! Rosalie: What do we want our listeners to get out of this? Jillian: A) We want them to have a good time. Like, we want them to laugh. We want them to enjoy the weird shit that we've experienced in our lives. But we also want to help them like learn more about the metaphysical world and grow as people. Rosalie: Well. I just want people to have shit to talk about when they're at a seance. Jillian: Oh, well, there you go. Because I go to seances every week. Who needs to listen to this podcast? Rosalie: Everybody needs to listen to this podcast especially if they're woo curious. Jillian: That's right. You woo curious people out there we got your back. Rosalie: So what does it mean to be woo curious? Jillian: It means that you like reading your horoscope. Even if you don't know what your fucking rising sign is. Rosalie: It means you're kind of curious about tarot cards and maybe you wanted to call the psychic hotline when you were a kid Jillian: If you have tried to give your pet an energy healing... Rosalie: I know I have Jillian: I know I have too, and they are not down for it! Rosalie: Oh my cat loves it. Jillian: Oh no, mine are like, "Get the fuck off me - What are you doing?" Listen to Shit My Soul Says on your favorite podcast player or visit our website at shitmysoulsayspodcast.com Rosalie: And come have some metaphysical fun with us. Because we know way too much about this shit to let it go to waste. Tune in on December 21. Jillian: New episodes every other Tuesday. Rosalie: Bye! (laughing) Jillian: Bye! (laughing)

William Shatner is 90 years old! Wild, right?? That means he was 80-ish when he made 2010's forgettable Twitter-inspired sitcom, Shit my Dad Says (or $#*! My Dad Says, since CBS is squeaky clean). Fittingly, our special guest this week is none other than Dan's father & longtime television critic, Bill Brioux. We discuss the role that professional critics have in the cultural conversation, how Bill inspired Dan and Aidan to start Bad Pilots, and William Shatner's incredible cover of Pulp's classic Britpop hit, Common People.

In My Soul by Bookman

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