Man Escapes Hospital Van

A 32-year-old man in Thurston County is facing a second-degree escape charge after allegedly fleeing from hospital escorts—right after they told him to get out of the van. This isn’t his first brush with the law; he’s already jailed for trying to outrun cops and possessing illegal substances. The escape attempt included ditching his sandals mid-run and even claiming he popped his own dislocated shoulder back into place during the ride—raising eyebrows. After being tackled, he reportedly told the deputy he was crushing him, while the deputy reminded him he was trying to escape. The deputy suffered a bad knee injury in the chase. The judge agreed to restrain him during his hearing and set bail at $10,000—double his previous bail. This guy’s got a real talent for turning medical trips into courtroom dramas. Support the show:Get a discount at https://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN:[email protected] This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting.Report issues to [email protected]. View sources & latest updates:https://sources.thednn.ai/9814b8ee3fc13cc6