Megan Thee Stallion Dumps Cheater Klay Thompson - H3 After Dark #48

literally this is what are we doing as we were going live me every day actually every day what am i doing i forget stuff a lot i'll go somewhere and i'll go to the kitchen what am i doing here oh yeah switch a room what am i doing here god forbid i switch a room i'm definitely gonna forget what i'm doing hi everyone happy is this monday every monday we are monday happy happy monday everybody what the third no fifth earth here we need another is my tyson here i swear i've heard it i've heard it like that before what fifth earth yeah from our uh from our boy oh from james he said it like that i swear i've heard it like that before my bestie and i who is a gay man we say hey this but we're allowed to do that you're not i'm not allowed to do that what if i'm doing uh uh sylvester the cat okay but he likes bouncing on dick and balls that's fine because you have to at some point say suffering so people know that you don't know how he's doing the cat i'm pumping on that dick suffering fucking cash right out the gate suffering fucking cash more like suffering fucking cock hi everyone it's the after show can you tell shout out to the crew for ending at a reasonable hour today what was up with that i was actually i thought you'd have some insight the show was like 15 minutes and he was like how long have you been going for and i was like well that was the earliest one i ever heard i know and then he's like how long do we have left i was like oh shit i better i better make these nachos a little faster yeah that's what happened i started eating like double time what what is he going he's he's getting something he's excited for something maybe i don't know maybe he has plans tonight that's not really i think he's just a little leapy yeah he was tired he was showing his he's just a little leapy but luckily he has gator sucks me too hell yeah that's a strawberry lemonade with uh no caffeine no caffeine strawberry lemonade i'm very excited about it and also um tom is sending me out a new package this weekend i'm excited because it's going to have um one of the like nighttime sleep aid kinds in it i want to try doing melatonin afk one it's an afk that's the whole line of like the nighttime ones but i'm doing melatonin free just to see if i can get some chill from it without the melatonin because i am terrible at falling asleep yeah i am very bad at falling asleep it's an active decision yeah i'm like fall asleep now when i this is the only couple hours i can crank and hog wherever i want literally called it's like retaliation oh i heard that yeah yeah i heard that it was a good word it was one of those words i was like nice yeah i have that one you know and i have trace it back to the fact that i grew up in a very loud and busy home right we have three of us together right in a row always sharing bedrooms everybody's always home and like the best time of my life as a child was when i was in the house by myself right and so now like to have that time at night when there's just nothing and nobody no work to do my my leisure time oh i'm just ultimate leisure time mentally i'm like you know what i'm gonna watch something i don't even really like just give it a shot spin the wheel i'm gonna watch a three-hour youtube video about a pc game from 1998 that i never played by a british man i don't want i like to go on ebay and look for like not even toys guns things that yes fire guns for toys they did not talk enough about the fact that that guy in his manifesto was going to use buckshot instead of slugs you guys know what buckshot does uh it's like little pellets yeah fucking sprays yeah oh we'll go through walls yeah you're gonna fucking blind like 15 people in this room yeah like what is a slug going through the wall i'm sure it could yeah depend on the wall yeah i was getting the feeling that guy's kind of weird kind of dumb yeah kind of weird bad yeah we're not really spending our best you know what i mean buckshot is still powerful though it's more powerful than a birdshot yeah yeah yeah she means it'll just hurt more people right yeah well it's a shotgun so automatically it's just it's meant to disperse yeah but i think a slug i'm only speaking from video game knowledge is that one thing it's like it's shooting out on almost like a bullet like a big fat thingy yeah that's a bullet and then the other one's shot yeah bro wasn't high enough level for incendiary rounds i guess yeah you didn't unlock that yet it is crazy that they didn't sweep the hotel but i thought that every guest i i thought that was a given if the president is going to be in a building every room needs to be swept like i thought that was a thing but if you we had a creator clash and if you wanted to stay there you couldn't stay at that hotel you couldn't just be a person staying at that hotel because markiplier is there and and that that event was run terribly and we had better security they had better security for markiplier than the president what's going on what are you guys all right over there i don't know we're clearly not we are clearly not okay yeah when michelle obama who i don't think she was she wasn't first lady at the time she came to speak at like this big conference in boston and we all like the thousands of guests we all had to be vetted ahead of time and then like everything they were doing was clearly just like all secret service everywhere are you okay that's scary i actually thought you were being assassinated should i just do the show like this it's spooky hi everyone i'm fine everything's okay my light just fell it's spooky spooky show on the set all right remember take a picture of the lighting because if you ever did ghost stories type things this is how the lighting should be it's fine i know exactly what to do shut the light over and have it fall into the corner of my room that's what this look is this actually makes sense um i was just like it's pfp molly donated and said kate why can't we see you it's lesbian invisibility time the veil is thickening it's almost time for me to me to go for me to go away all right i am going to go away though and fix my camera so all right lights i'll be right back okay all right um yeah guys uh i had my situation upgraded uh from ethan klein got two sick ass lights here bolted in they're not going anywhere dudes they're not going anywhere anywhere i could i could i'm good right it's crazy kate leaves i start going alpha banging the table yeah she fully peaced out this really has this is she peaced out so bad she left she left the session she's gone well like yeah she actually left this is uh legitimately lesbian invisibility week um yeah you know let's get some uh let's go through some soupies here um because you know what kate she doesn't like listening to you guys anyways yeah she's she's well she's not here just say kate doesn't care about you guys you know she's probably tied in more uh looped in more than anyone else at h3 about what uh you know she she used to be in like scouring the subreddit she used to she did the moves she knows so i did i did say to her when we first started i was like i i like the fish out of water feeling i like catching up on h3 lore secondhand not having been there so she's a master at that stuff so anyways yeah guys talk to her industry let me get some of these people here oh willie mackshaw foopa troopa hey what up ham was that the only one you wanted to read no that was just i just saw him actually i clicked on the chat and said willie mackshaw uh became a member so i was just that's the only thing i saw is that it it's cool we can move on no there's a lot of them uh sarah alzerrani said harles do you have any hot single friends asking for myself shout out ottawa ontario shout out ottawa ontario uh i actually i you like do you like our song i do yeah i feel like yours i will say they're like played with those instruments they all kind of start sounding the same yeah they do they do yep i like yours it's kind of the same thing whoa i'm getting dizzy now you're making me sick crank it i like it turn it up no i was talking about volume not hogs yeah we were so close to reading one uh soupy oh yeah ottawa ontario huge shout out i do have a circle of single boys out there i actually haven't spoken to them a minute oh and they're all they're all a lot of the ones i know they were into drugs and gambling so i stopped talking to them but let me see if any more single you want me to do that yeah do that for that person okay send more money and let us know if you want if you want that i know i didn't sell it right one of them might be handsome he was 11 years ago he may still be he might still be um oh here's another one uh marju uh while kate's on harley what is up with the weird puppet on your streams i was high watching one and it freaked me the fuck out oh yeah that is scary there's a scary there's a scary creepy creepy puppet thing it's not actually it's a guy but there's a filter over to make him look like a puppet because i thought it was two i actually thought pressing a button that uh brings forth a creepy guy on stream would be a bad vibe uh in the middle of the night so i turned him into a puppet but it still comes off kind of weird and creepy i don't have all the answers sway um let's see what's going on kate uh well you're not having fun dude i'm having fun i'm having a good time but i mean it's not having fun no i i loved boys night you know i love boys yeah but he's not here right that's true um oh sarah alzerani donated again twice as much as last time they said yes i love handsome bad boys i'm 32 and serious all right i got a i got a couple dudes i'm gonna call up it's gonna be like hey man it's been a while since i spoke to you you want to meet a stranger online yeah we see you you want okay i gotta bring it back in hold up it's coming back in it's coming back in give me give me one second let me wire if it says beg beg if you want to get back in hello everyone i'm so sorry what are you talking about uh this is some uh girl in the chat's trying to fuck all my friends all your friends the only the drug addict gamblers she knows them she will she wants to go she likes handsome i'm joking by the way i'm joking by the way sarah for sure her name is sarah right yeah is that willie mac is in the house willie mac's in the house hi willie thanks for being here willie mac in the house was the show on tg on tgif hell yeah that's definitely a tgf banger um willie i love your videos love love love them um okay so there's horny people in chat anything else well she was more single i think i was simplifying it a bit okay her name was sarah right yeah shout out sarah shout out yo shout out all the sarahs i assume there's i assume there's a hundred in here easily yeah 100 sarahs do you want to shout out are you sarah is in here or all sarahs no right here in watching the stream i think we're actually i think we're pulling big sarahs like big numbers in sarah just say are you sarah and it's a yes or no and two like s-a-r-a and then h all sarahs yeah all sarahs yeah there's two ways to spell it if there's another way just say yes okay okay if you're like a sarah if that exists like s-e-i-g-h-r some yeah some shit like that you're sarah so we got you you're a sarah too if it's pronounced sarah you're a sarah uh i know a lot of sarahs too my sister and my best friend are both sarahs so shout out shout out your name is sarah with the h or no h with an h they're both with an h oh yeah shout out sarahs shout out sarahs that's strong after dark energy yeah right um yo fam step up sarahs and get your flowers so last episode was let's let's debrief let's have a post-mortem about about overcooked for starters oh my god my brain i was like what do we talk about i was like no of x sister wait was that right not alex's no no i'm just i'm all fucked up on it oh my god so uh hope you guys like overcooked it was a lot of fun david was very mean guys he called me at like 3 a.m drunk from the card room shout out he actually was he facetimed me and he had he had the recording on his friend's phone and he was facetiming the recording and pointing out where i fucked up while yelling still mad about the lettuce he's like hey just watch the fucking dress but he was playing a character and he did a wonderful job yeah i was purposely being a gordon ramsay jaron allen white type in the kitchen for the show i was trying to be funny for the show all right i'm always playing a character i always i'm always playing just a big goofy uh man child dude who likes to party he's actually an academic i stopped i don't crank hog anymore he's done he's celibate he's celibate nut retention no not forever maximum nut retention yeah i'm retaining more nut than ethan his lawyers you know what i'm saying that's a lot of nut yeah that's a lot of nut um and then at the top of the show we had a bit of a tragedy and now now it's two episodes in a row that there that i have committed some sort of an accident so sort of a workplace today was uh i don't know which one is worse but yeah this one's worse all right uh david yeah sorry i gotta bring it back in no worries there you go okay so we were making ramen mine came out oh creepy so good what what's oh whoa oh my god all right that's us obsession hi guys hey i'm getting goosebumps is that gay harley from the future it's gay harley from the future no you're gay harley from the future in this situation yeah that's you that's straight harley from the past whoa because i am oh shit what's that director's name i don't remember christopher nolan christopher nolan i'm christopher nolan you're christopher nolan i'm christopher nolan so how the hell do you know that i'm gay harley from the future because that's inception we're gonna be coming like we're doing like a napoleon dynamite thing exactly speaking of uh gordon ramsey mike tyson um hell's kitchen is like my guilty pleasure as bad as it is um and the funniest part is when they randomly bring celebrities into the to the services at night and they have some producer walk by with the camera be like just say something related to you uh and it's always like the most ridiculous thing like they'll bring a wrestler on and like the food's going slow and they're like i just want to like pile drive someone right now this is taking so long like it's so bad and they brought mike tyson in one time and he was in the kitchen that was fucking up he's like come on blue team it's time to take the fucking blood flow off like it was so bad he's so funny he's so funny i really wish he'd knocked out jake paul but anyway have you guys seen a clip that he interviewed with that little girl and like freaked her the fuck out yeah and he's like death is inevitable yeah i don't give a fuck about legacy i'm gonna be dead soon death's inevitable we're all worm food or something honestly she got like the coolest mike tyson interview ever like he's not saying that shit to other adults and she got an excellent lesson yeah people are crazy yeah oh that's one of them too what's the other lesson that we're all worm food period if he said that basically he did he's like none of this matters we're only here for a short time it's crazy and then was that the same um it wasn't that interview but then he had another interview he walked off and he was just like butt cheeks out on the interview oh yeah that was so great yeah he's like putting his son or something yeah he's like let's go let's go get this ass out uh this past weekend, by the way, have you ever watched, oh, I told you about the show, remember the show Fire Truck Hospital Policeman? Yes, yeah. You remember that? Yeah, Fire Truck Ambulance Hospital or whatever the fuck, yeah.

And then we Googled it and it was just Chicago Fire PD and ER? Police Doctor. Police Doctor Hospital Fire, yeah. Yeah, Blockbuster.

What about it? Did you watch it? Well, yeah, so the show, it's called 911. Wait, so it's not the hospital doctor one, it's 911, you watch 911.

That's a, that one. Crazy, dude. Crazy, crazy, crazy. It's this show, I've never seen it before.

I just saw this one commercial where it was like, I swear it said it was like 911. What police officer do you call when the hospital's on fire? It was like some shit where it's all of them. Yeah, yeah.

And then it had this brief clip where the guy was like, you snitched on the police? And I always thought that was such a crazy, I'm like, what fucking episode was that? Snitched on the police? Anyways.

You can't talk about the writing, they're just like swatting over a piece of paper and shit about it. And they have no time. No. The actors in the scenes look like they only can do one take.

That's it? Everything looks like the one take? Yes, for sure. And I swear, I swear they said it was Hospital Fire Truck Police Officer, but anyways, they didn't.

I've never seen the show before, but I put on a Season 9, Episode 1. I'm sure it's the same. It's fucking wild. It's like how Fast and the Furious started out as just two guys racing their cars and then all of a sudden you're in the...

You're ludicrous in space. Exactly! There's like a fucking car driving out of the back of a helicopter into the air. I was like, what the fuck?

Wait, so what are they doing in Season 9? So Season 9, Episode 1, it is so crazy. Someone called it Paw Patrol for boomers, and that is what the show is. It is so crazy.

So the first episode, spoiler for Season 9, Episode 1 of 911, you fucking weirdo. Is Jennifer Love Hewitt still in the show? Yeah, she's just crazy. So the show starts, it's this girl, she's in this meeting, some executive meeting, and they're on the phone with an Elon Musk type guy who's kayaking out in the middle of the ocean or something.

And she's like, you hired me because publicly you look terrible. Your space program is a fail. Your social media website is super racist. And don't get us started about the bugs.

Who could this be about? Yeah, exactly. Don't get us started about the bugs. And he's like, oh, the bugs, we're going to update it and we're going to get that sort of...

They're like, no, we mean literally the bugs. The factory where your parts are... And it's like, oh, it's so nonsense. And they're like, you should be in the meeting now.

But where are you? He's like, well, you booked this during my canoeing in the ocean time. So, yeah, and while he's saying that, a full-size gigantic whale. Gigantic, huge whale out of nowhere comes out of the water and swallows him in his kayak while he's on the Zoom call.

And then you know what happens? What? Do you know what happens? You don't know, right?

Because you don't watch... You've never seen this show before. I've seen a lot of it. Oh, you have?

I have seen a lot of it. I've not seen a lot of boomer. Well, you should know... Yeah, we are disappointed in you.

You should know that this is where they call 911. From inside the whale? The meeting, the Twitter executives, call 911 because he was swallowed by the whale. So, the fire department drives to the bridge, kind of where it happened.

And they're like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? And he's on a Zoom call inside the mouth of the whale. And he's like, hurry, he doesn't have much air left.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's on the phone from 911 call center. Dispatcher, yeah. But what is this dispatch? Only reserved.

It's like a beautiful room with four people working. Anyways, I don't want to get caught up on the wrong thing here because they're like, the fire department's like, how are we going to get the guy out of the whale? And then the lieutenant is like, I got an idea. Hook up the hose to the siren.

We're going to put it in the water and we're going to blast the siren and it's going to make the whale spit him out, which is exactly what happens. They do that. The whale spits him out. And then this guy dives in, goes, gets him, they bring him back to shore.

But his mouth is filled with krill because he was inside a whale's mouth. And then the black, bald lesbian performs CPR and saves his life for suscifixing. And he sees her and he's like, whoa, I'm going to send you to space because it's going to look good for my image. And so she gets to, and she also gets to bring her wife, who by chance also happens to be a rocket scientist but hasn't been to space.

Just random little like, oh. So this is really what happens in the episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then she goes to space and at the end of the episode, a fire breaks out in the spaceship.

No, don't get stressed. She's a firefighter. Don't be stressed. She's a firefighter.

So good thing she's there. Right, thank God. Because every firefighter knows how to put out a space fire, for sure. It is.

Paw Patrol for Boomers is so spot on. It's great. The fact that all adults are doing it and they're dead serious and they're doing it is just so insane. They're so bought in.

It's crazy. That thing is just like scenery chewing. It's crazy. The fact that Kate loves it is further approved, too.

Where did you watch this, Kate? Why would you watch a hotel, I hope? A hotel and you don't want to touch the remote. She tuned in at the premiere like old times.

Monday's at 8 p.m. It's a point in television. What can I say? It's maybe worse than that.

It's maybe more embarrassing. It's probably because I watched all of Ghost Whisperer starring Jennifer LeFewitt and they were like, if you like her so much, this bitch is also in this show. And so it came out like it had just started. It was like the new thing she was in and I was in a big Jennifer LeFewitt suite at that point.

Swing. Comes and goes. I got hooked by it just because I love her. Did you say it comes and goes?

It is. The show is so crazy. I can't believe it exists. And I'm like, wow, TV's really been out here just being TV the whole time.

TV's being TV more than it's ever TV'd. It was not like that in the beginning. It is literally like Fast and the Furious or like any of those other like zillion series movies or season movies. It started normal and it just goes like off the rails.

Yes. A car crashing into a helicopter driving out of a plane makes so much more sense than being on FaceTime inside the whale's mouth. Being like, oh, how much longer? I understand that.

That doesn't make sense. TV for like Flyover States and Boomers is so crazy. I know like every one of my parents' friends and they all watch Yellowstone. Oh yeah, the big one for the Boomers.

My dad's just like a hundred times told me to watch it. Like AI cuts of scenes from TV shows and Yellowstone keeps popping up and it's literally always like, that's my fence, don't cross my fence, I'm going to kill you. Like that's the entire thing I've ever heard of. Two hours of that every day, yeah.

I own this land and they're like, you should own this thing. Well, I own it, I'm going to kill you if you cross my fence, that's my fence, don't touch my fence. It's like literally all about the fences. People watch that and then they watch 9-1-1, Paw Patrol for Boomers and they're like, all right, I'm going to go vote now.

Exactly. I know what to do. Somehow they've gotten the message that they were supposed to get, for sure. Well, I was going to ask you if the guy who got eaten by the whale was still transphobic after he got out of the whale and said a black lesbian.

I didn't keep watching but he definitely was utilizing the fact that it was a black lesbian for his image. Of course he was. Her wife was like, I'm not going to be a pawn in this. I'm a real scientist, I'm not doing that.

So then she brought some kid up. I guess if there was, that'd be crazy. I don't even know who's still on the show besides those two then because I've not watched him alone. There's this white dude named Buck.

Oh, who's still on? Okay. Yeah, that was the only name I remembered because I was like, I'm pretty sure there's a character on Paw Patrol named Buck. And I feel like it's the same person.

Why did you start sneaking in all these characters with Paw Patrol names? That'd be so fucking funny. I think they have, they must have gotten to a point. I mean, it's Ryan Murphy.

I feel like his projects always go off the rails. Like if you look at American Horror Story. But I mean, it just gets crazy. So I would not be surprised if they've gotten to the point where they're so like self-referential that they would do something like that.

I think they know how insane they are. I hope. Yeah, it's just, it was, I can't believe I'm going to watch all of season nine. Hell yeah.

Or at least like this first arc. Are they still in space or did they come back? No, it ends as a fire broke out. Oh, the fire hasn't been.

There was a fire coming out of the fence and I was like, oh shit, fire in space has got to be. Oh, hold on. We got a firefighter on board. Hey!

And she's going to know what to do for sure. I can't wait to hear what the writers in the 911 writing room think is how you put out a fire in space. What's crazy about the show, which is fun, fun little exercise you guys would probably enjoy is if you stood there and watched it and just guessed what the lines will be. Like every single time, like the old guy holds a hose and blasts it.

You just know someone's going to be like, like riding a bike, huh, Sarge? Like it's always going to be shit like that. Oh, damn. I wish we could watch it.

You go to put the fire out in space, put the fire out in space. You know someone back to be like, hey, remember your training. Just like back on Earth. It's just a little bouncier.

You know what I mean? It's going to be some weird millennial writing shit that, you know, I just, yeah. Oh my God. I need to watch it now.

Thank you. I'm probably going to watch it. Dahlia is currently working on showing the craziest trailer ever for any TV show, which was for the newest season of 911. She's trying to take the music out of it but it is the best fucking thing ever.

It made me watch this. It's meteors falling from the sky towards LA. Yes, that's what I saw. And like Jennifer Lovey would be like, and then like the one cop's like, brace for impact.

He's like, everyone get down. What are you going to do? It is. It's like, it's so borderline parody you wouldn't even be able to parody it.

It's like, just seeing, I saw that. I saw the asteroids coming down. I saw this with my friend. I obviously keep misremembering things with what the energy of it is instead of the lines.

Like it was never called fire truck hospital policeman. That was the vibe that I got. This trailer I was telling my buddy about it. I was like, yeah, the asteroids were falling and the cop looked up and he's like, we're going to need a lot of handcuffs.

Even though it doesn't make sense. Just the energy I got from it. It was very like, every one of these people wanted to be a Marvel writer. Yes.

And they were like, I'll do this. I'll do this. I could wait for this show. Dude.

Someone said, bro, I'm watching this shit. New 911 fan. Start from the beginning. You know what?

Watch season one, the first like three episodes and then smash cut to season nine. What do you feel about this? Watch a two hour video catching you up narrated by a British guy. Is that a thing?

For sure. You can find it. I don't even know where they come up with this shit. We were going to talk about Robin.

Hold on. You can't. She edited out the audio from that. Okay, cool.

I just requested access to it. Oh boy. I was logged in my other thing. I got it.

I got it. How do I... Scanning for viruses. All right.

Open. Oh God. But this still has music on it. Let me just mute it then.

It should be okay. No, you can't mute it. It should be taken out enough that we're okay. Oh, okay.

There's an app, by the way, called Moise. Yeah. And it's really good at taking voice, sound, even like fully sound effects and stuff and breaking it into individual tracks. It's like a paid thing.

Or let's just do voice and sound music. Yeah, but it's a good one. Trying to find the way to share it because it's not uploaded. There's a bunch of shows that I feel like have an energy that I'm like, I'll never watch this show.

So I apologize if anyone watches it, but 911 was one of them. Another one was Lucifer. Was this like... I haven't seen it.

No, I haven't seen it. I was like, what is it, the devil's here and he's horny or something? Something like that. I'm like, too, I don't want to watch like a horny devil show.

And I could be wrong. Might not be that. Just saying. I don't know.

My friend was in like one episode of it. And so I want to watch that episode. But I haven't been able to do that. Thanks, Kate.

Yeah, you're so welcome. Have you been on Lucifer? No. A lot of people have.

I have it here. Well, not me. Fuck. One of these days.

One of these days you'll get on Lucifer. Don't worry. I'll call my agent. Please, please, please try to get on 911.

I don't know. I mean, I don't usually... I can't just call my agent and be like, put me on this show, please. I want this.

It can't be hard. I want this. Gee, mister. All right.

I mean, knowing how shitty the industry is, even though it takes place in LA, it's probably filmed in fucking Georgia. It does not look like LA. There's not a moment where I was like, hey, look, it's Los Angeles. Not once.

Not one time. Oh, Gali said it's primarily filmed in Los Angeles. Anyway, let's watch this. Let's watch this.

I'll call my agent. Jennifer LeFuitt would never be attached to something with low integrity, Harley. How dare you? All right, here we go.

Green audio. Nope. It's on. I don't think there's...

There's probably just music here now and sound effects. Yeah, there's music. Maybe that's what it is. I don't know what's going on.

Someone's like, someone call 911. Look at this shot. Did you hear that? What is that?

What the heck is that? Yeah, we don't hear it. God fucking damn it. He's like, why the freak?

And for anyone who hasn't seen this, during the trailer, the song that's playing is like, something so well of the ordinary. Oh, I see. Okay, all right. It should do it now.

I'm going to pull it in. All right. All right. Hold it.

Hold it. All right, here we go. Well, now we're doubling. Hello?

How do I do a window? How do I do a window? When I do a window, share, it starts doubling the audio. I don't understand it.

What was the song? What the fuck? What the fuck? What's the song that you're singing?

Let me just upload it. Let me just... What was the song you said it was? Ordinary?

Is it called Ordinary? Yeah, the one that you guys sang when you guys were doing the Boy Throb thing. Boy Throb. Oh.

Whenever I see a commercial like this, I always think it's going to be like, wake me, I believe. Oh, Magic. For sure. Radioactive.

Radioactive. I mean, that song is like the 2026 version of Imagine Dragons, essentially. Yeah, it is. I did.

I went to like the Super Bowl Bud Light boat. That's not right. What the fuck? That's my weird stuff.

Dude, I saw just like this in the video. What the fuck? Do you have a folder with all my pizza pictures in it? I thought it was a fucking asteroid on fire.

Not bad. Here's the clip. All right, go back to you guys when you fucking get this thing uploaded. Oh, my God.

What was I saying? I was saying something that was super important. Oh, I see. I don't know.

I don't know. Google it. Guys, this is like really great content tonight. Oh, my God.

Watch this fanfall. Oh, I remember. Upload stuff from Inger. I can't believe I remembered.

I used my brain and I remembered. Are you sending me something else now? What is this? What's this say?

Oh, it's going to let me watch it. Oh, fuck. Okay, cool. Real quick.

Brandoid donated $10. to share with audio if it's Teams or Zoom there's a checkbox somewhere to turn off sharing audio what do you think we're using fucking Zoom on this shit can you uh in general either we yeah we need to send in a browser window or we need to figure out what the fuck that is because it's happened every time I try to do like share a window instead of a tab we're using a very advanced system here that's much better than Zoom so we will work on it obviously obviously you guys have no you guys have no fucking clue how many wires are involved in this show no fucking idea how many monitors and wires I have a monitor here I'm looking up here literally I have a monitor here that I always have to ignore yeah oh yeah so I went to the Bud Light Super Bowl cruise and Imagine Dragons was performing oh sorry yeah sorry about that yeah and we went there I think Mormon they gotta be Mormon right they have Mormon-based energy oh yeah they totally do that's a good point they definitely do they uh I think they're developing a video game what is it about imagining dragons if they had a fucking brain it would be right all dragons oops all dragons imagine dragons frontman Dan Reynolds was raised in a strict Mormon LDS household thank you thank you alright can we watch this clip oh yeah so I saw I went to the concert I went to the concert and they played you know their music as they would yeah well it felt like an unskippable ad the whole time because everything was car commercial music oh yeah it was a bad trip it was like every next song it felt like a new commercial starting but instead of being 30 seconds it's like three and a half minutes wow this is a whole song all of the songs like started at full yell I believe unless I'm imagining that every song is like he's yelling at all there's never one where he goes quiet he's always at rasp full rasp full rasp we love that what else about your Super Bowl party oh nevermind that's all I was there and he was like let me all believe such a cool song but then Bust the Rhymes came back on stage whoa the two of them together that's insane yeah it was it was Nelly was there too it was whoever picked up Bud Light's phone call yeah nightmare yeah and oh yeah Bust the Rhymes came on stage and he came on stage and it was chunky white no he came on stage and he was like I had a pinky ring I had my pinky ring it's $30,000 when I was rapping it flew off if anyone finds it please bring it to me I'll be so grateful really need that ring and I was like damn first of all it was very unbecoming when he came back up on stage and asked for the ring for rappers as I knew it growing up he seemed like he was more like closer to my mom than a rapper I listened to back in the day for sure he was like my ring please my ring is $30,000 and uh yeah literally and then he came back like uh at the end of whatever he said he was like thank you guys I got my ring stop looking for it would you alright we need a poll would you have given Bust the Rhymes his ring back also David is Imagine Dragons coded with peace and love fuck your shit what are you talking about holy shit I will take Android and homeschool coded any day over Imagine Dragons fucking cold blooded cold blooded imagine Dragons coded is crazy yeah leave him alone you're hurting him that's like telling a guy he looks like he can't swim oh that's so fucking funny wow I love this but I mean to be fair David you really do love the Mormon wives yeah ironically because of Jenny not because I love Mormonism sure uh speaking of join us tomorrow we're gonna have the bald and beautiful Tom Ward here to talk all about Gucci shoe Tom the secret lies of Mormon wives and we're gonna be making disgusting Mormon sodas I can't wait and he said he's gonna go tarps off and show us a back flex is he no I don't think so we could who wants to get Tom shirtless tomorrow leave a one in the comments David careful with the alarms tomorrow would you give Bust the Rhymes his ring back 30k is just like it's a tricky one to move because 30k 30k for him but by the way I also assume it's like $8,000 30k for him for me to have and sometimes show people be like yo check it out Bust the Rhymes I found it just pawning it what if I go to pawn it and they're like this is Bust the Rhymes his ring do you know whose ring this is and I'm like no and they'd be like this ring belongs to Baba Yaga this ring belongs to the man you call when you want to get rid of the boogeyman yeah this ring belongs to John Wick something like that but what if people know or it's like you know you go to pawn it and then they're like where did you get this ring do you have a fence I feel like you'd need it for a while you really need a fence like a person who deals in the stolen goods in the black market and you wouldn't get you wouldn't get the 30k for it obviously not now chat's saying I'm AJR coded which is honestly almost worse oh my god you guys know who AJR is because someone else donated it was J.H. Cruz said David which is worse than Imagine Dragons or AJR honestly they're both awful AJR is the one where they'll do a concert like we're going to make a song with the audience and it's like oh and they are they're Christian who's that I see Big Crosses on stage who's AJR I think I like one of their songs oh god kill me if they're this corny it's pretty bad is this who I think Harley I don't know who you are AJR oh Adam Jack and Ryan look at these goons we're not getting shit done today this you know what this feels like almost an hour in by the way you know what this feels like have you guys worked in offices before no I mean other than this one oh my favorite thing was a Friday in the office nobody there except me and like the cool people on my team just checking out a conference room saying we're co-working and doing absolutely nothing looking at YouTube videos one time we tried to solve a fucking disappearance of some guy in town like just bullshit and that's exactly what this feels like right now so I'm loving it I thought crucifixes on stage these guys they look like the lonely island if they like nutting in each other's belly buttons I actually went autopilot when I was talking I didn't know where the sentence was going to go that was the first time you knew where you were starting but you had no idea where that was landing that is right so when we still say David is AJR coding after hearing that description chat I like nutting my belly buttons oh my god national party everyone keeps dropping shittier bands now David gives five seconds to summer vibes you know whatever guys whatever what do I give what do Harley give five sauce that's pretty good roast us guys what do Harley and I give if David gives I imagine dragons but still the worst and AJR AJR's family I feel like people know less about AJR I feel like imagine dragons is like lethal I think it all stems from the magic oh magic people people would be judging magicians you gotta have thunder feel the thunder playing behind you on your next show at the castle what is that what is what that thunder that's imagine dragons that's imagine dragons oh finally big yikes sail or believer wait what oh a different one a different one sail is not them sail is what's it called awal they're all songs they're all songs for like the new season of vikings or car commercials also shout out big yikes 430 saying david you're tired of the crater coated I really appreciate that oh you wish you fucking wish big yikes Charlie Sheen coated what Charlie Sheen is that because there's a little lesbian in the internet I'll take that and then Kimmy McInerney said David I know you're already wounded but you're a bit Jake Doolittle coated no I can see how though you know what's crazy I can just end the stream right now I have all the control of it I can just be like you're bullying me and we're done you're bullying you're bullying me guys if we're doing that head over to my stream we're doing a huge apology stream there was a time yeah when I was like four years old that album what is it called the one with the lady songs about Jane or some shit that album was great great yes yes if you were Maroon 5 coated it would be first album that's it that's it this new stuff absolutely not I'm trying to see what this is that's Dave MGMT coated that's from all of the code that's very complimentary that's a good David is this love you're that you're that not him in the DMs like holy fucking fuck your body's so hot he's just one of those Daves am I sister sisters do I give sister sisters because that makes me feel good probably gave sister sisters last week did you guys hear my Limp Bizkit Dave joke David I did I loved it what was it he's just one of those Daves Zach needs to make that somehow everyone's just naming every lesbian group is me by the way I'm getting Tegan and Sarah I've never listened to them what about four non-blondes are they lesbian are they Canadian they feel like Canadian they feel Canadian hang on I don't know what the fuck you guys are saying anymore is that like an emo band it feels emo the name of it feels emo what am I looking up 9-1-1 season 9 episode 2 we're cherry acting San Francisco cherry acting to 9-1-1 season 9 dude that'd be so fun to just put it on and not do anything and make tons of money like the sand does that's a nice compliment this division said I could see Kate at a Josh Groban concert you are absolutely fucking right that's ultimate boomer right there I listened to Josh Groban a lot when he was big his duet was Charlotte Church the fuck out of here I used to sing that all the time in my room let's talk about that for 40 minutes yeah right do you want to sing it yeah let's talk about Josh Groban I also went to Michael Buick how was that it was great he's very funny he is Canadian that sucks that you go to a concert he was very funny hey how was the concert he was very funny when he's not doing what we were supposed to go look at him at he was pretty funny he was pretty good who goes to a stagecoach is it because it's right after Coachella it's in the same place that's what I want to know like who goes who goes there who goes there who goes there who goes there I feel like Ethan was going to be like do you have a doctor there who goes there Kenny's busy he has to end the work on time because he's doing something fun tonight who's at stagecoach is it happening right now what type of human it's country people it's white country people yeah but they're also going to India and they're like in California so I'm just curious how come I'm not getting videos of what people were wearing to stagecoach because it's like it's Sidney Sweeney people the only famous person that went was like Sidney Sweeney and what's his name if Coachella if Coachella is for like basic liberals stagecoach is for basic Republicans like that's what it feels like to me because I haven't seen a single thing about that you know who was there Tom Hanks watching his son Chet Hanks perform how sweet was that that was really cute wait wait Chet Hanks performed at stagecoach I am the Chet Hanks of After Dark we're never getting into anything can we watch the teaser at some point you're Colin Hanks David you're not Tom dude that's Kate bro you're not Colin dude you're not Tom I'll take Colin over Chet bro you are so Colin Hanks he's so Colin Hanks he's so Colin Hanks can we watch Chet Hanks first now watch I was doing Chet Hanks he's doing music now I'll keep it muted alright so it's just you can hear it Bud Light, Red Truck blah blah blah yeah you don't need any of that could you imagine being fucked up on drugs at this event that would be terrible very bad vibes but look he loves his kid he's such an old man now look at his little hands behind his back I'm surprised he even he went there because I feel like everyone at that festival is like you're on Epstein's list you eat babies no one's gonna even know who he is there oh my god this is really sweet because you think about all the times you see the Hanks's and they're always there with their younger more talented children but he's still showing up for his oldest son it's just so sweet got his son a gig and he's seeing it through making sure they pull through on their end come on fucking Hollywood snake shit dude there's like 40 people here I wish I could see everybody's coding of each of us because I know I'm missing so many fucking good ones if you turned around and he was there he Tom Hanks behind you what would you say I don't know if I would say anything to him nothing at all yeah I don't know I don't love meeting celebrities I'm never someone that's gonna wait in line for a meet and greet or anything like that because what you have like 30 seconds to say something that 500 people have already said to them they're not gonna remember who you are and if you try too hard to make an impression it's gonna be weird so I just I don't need to do that I don't need to do it it just feels weird you're not even waiting in line you just turned around and he was there yeah and I'd be like it's Tom Hanks and you would say that he'd be like fucking stupid well that's what I will say yeah I'd be surprised yeah so you gotta just think about it what would you say I mean probably just love your work you know just the classic I'm not gonna be like you know I loved you in this specific movie because I wouldn't have time true what would you say dude Forrest Gump what were your five favorite parts about filming Forrest Gump tell me five interesting facts about you on set of Forrest Gump that you've never told anyone hold on let me get my key let me do a little bump what's up I'm Harley by the way I'm gonna be like oh okay oh someone says you wouldn't wait for Jennifer Love Hewitt I don't think I would oh you know what I wouldn't wait for her because I could say we have the same birthday and that made me what you do what you do is yeah it is weird to be right what you gotta do is you gotta post up outside and exit so when she's coming out you're already there like leaned up on the wall collar popped on a leather jacket you got knee bent so her leg is on the wall cigarette you don't even look at her and she comes out you don't even look at her and you go you don't even look at her you know we got the same birthday or just happen to be talking about my birthday like so i'm at my birthday party on february 21st and uh yeah they'd be like whoa look at you you wouldn't happen to have a reason to celebrate on february 21st would you would you would you like one no my name is kate kate with a microphone the most the most forgettable name too like i just don't see the point i don't see the point uh but i might tell her we have the same birthday like that fucking matters right uh let's watch the trailer i'd be like you know what ryan philippe said about you okay wait what that's just a good move a good angle you know what ryan philippe said about you you're like oh you want a subscriber to freddy prince jr on twitch did you hear what he said about you two days ago and start just going through your phone scroll through your phone but hold on i have it here it's actually fucked up it's so fucked up anyway what are you doing in town yeah do you know what it's gonna be like happy happy two months uh and and two weeks belated birthday by the way yeah i don't know that's fine we do have a second thing all right here's the other kids by their first name how are you kids doing oh my god no i don't i don't know any of that shit yeah how's sadie and erin doing are they good is he into baseball yet i don't know i just mean yes yes those are their names no just made up names such a perfect like gen x parents uh child for sure i just said names or like satchel or something did you hear that that was going around for a minute satchel is there a satchel is there a satchel is there a name satchel isn't that a name i think i think i've heard it as a name before maybe satchel as a name just like no you're dumb love the way your brain works but no that's a terrible name yeah stupid anyway the trailer right so i'm watching wow 9-1-1 uh 9-1-1 number one fan over here okay let's go edging in the trailer david before he gets called on set falling off now we need to get back to this i've already given up on your neck you just need to get that's that's crazy bro edging in the trailer disgusting you want to be a full mask gotta make sure that mic pack turned off people always forget satchel page that is a name who's satchel page we found one satchel some old baseball player i think oh i'm just gonna go back when are we gonna watch this goddamn trailer i said pull it up it's up and then you're going off about satchel page okay no more okay just watch the boobs lock in on the boobs and be quiet let's go ready set go this better fuck what the heck is that you're taking me out oh this one yeah the fact that this is all filmed just on a green screen no the fact that that character that they just showed is a different character from the one that was like what the heck they're two dudes and they occupy the same space in the show it's weird absolutely there you go wow was it worth it guys apparently that guy who sang that song alex warren uh he was he's one of the founding members of tiktok's hype house whoa who was in the hype house uh him is that Emilio the Emilio's Addison Rae they're all in there i lost track of the houses he got taken out of the ordinary he sure did i lost track of the houses after the uh cloud house i don't know any of the houses cloud house rice gum yeah oh yeah there's the team 10 house as well that was jake paul's team 10 oh god oh remember six figures i was only for do you remember that we need to get our own house in the pool house what the guy who's always like london is the london is the oh my town or what yeah london is my city or he was my city jayland is my city yeah yeah yeah six figures i was only for i always go to that just like some dude who i never knew probably had like millions of views or something through jake paul never uh never knew of him i think jake paul is my city that's all i know and jake paul had those two twins uh they said that he made them he made them hump each other sorry what those two twins english wasn't their first language and they made a video being like jake paul made us hump each other i'm fucking savage you gotta do it who's that gp gp's out i hate everything those are those two guys that ended up like trying to buy a plane or something right they tried to buy a plane there's too many this is the thing the reason we don't this is just my imagine you went to work imagine you went to work on monday morning you were just done and you were with your twin brother and you're like you know what i think i'm done with this jake paul stuff should we quit and go buy a plane oh it was boys that haunt each other oh it was different why were they making boys i'm thinking of two different i'm thinking of two different twins this is anilio and ivan martinez here's it here those are names i would say my name is if i had to lie and make up a name on the spot what's your name ivan martinez oh my god what is this who are these little babies savage savage what are we watching why are we doing this so f*** you oh that final cut that final cut edit so f*** you i'm a f***ing savage you gotta do it yo friends that were doing this this in 2026 april 2026 i like it this is a f***ing cool ass show our show is cool yeah yeah this is actually sick if i was like what they're talking about this now so these guys are on jake paul's team i believe in this video they're like we humped each other because he said so something like that you know me i feel like i feel like the language barrier isn't really an issue when it comes to you like humping your brother or not i don't think i need to understand a language to know that i'm humping my sibling do you know what i mean this is like page one of the island boys yeah that's what i thought of so i know we haven't been posting a lot of videos we're here to tell you guys something where are these two now i don't know i almost forgot what they look like this video is mad these are the island boys wow no one really cares about this video where do you say you're humping get to the humping look at their fucking chair i'm literally i'm literally i'm just like i'm going to the transcript and i'm searching for humping and i better find something nothing there's no hump there's no hump what okay so touch no there's nothing rub oh rub rub my hermano um i'll just skip oh that's where we were at they didn't even love us where you still love so imagine you a little no one fucking cares imagine me a little kid from spain we should say something to jake yeah yeah we're not pussies i'm not a fucking pussy you just call us pussies you just wait for that bro oh my god oh yeah that's he was waking them up or something they were saying he would wake them up for work and they hated that there are too many dumb people with money oh my god martina doors is what they call their fans oh god i think what's funny is like some of the other houses they probably didn't actually live together they just made the content in there but jake was like no you have to live with me in this house this is actually indentured servitude so yeah all right uh what are we doing oh we're having an actual show to do but i do have a question before we get to the show galia sent the actual humping video here oh nice i was starting to worry i was like i made them hump in my brain oh here we are now they're talking about the humping did i just have the one wardrobe sometimes we were in our room and he was like martinez martinez can you guys come here can you guys do this video and i'm gonna show you guys right now this video and i know you guys someone said i feel like he's been here with this probably like 10 years ago i don't know how we got here david was 11 oh my god this is crazy bruh jump scare jake made us do this me and david but it's easy to make us do this we need to recreate this we do not need to recreate this you get to be the person in the back over there by the island yeah slow facing over there no yeah this is me you guys can figure out who's new here i'm not gonna make assumptions i know they meant well by saying jake made us do this at the bottom why did so many of these videos start looking like a fucking gay porn like i i don't i don't like what'd you say oh self-report you're stupid i thought you hated all men i do i super hate all of them every single one all of them every single one just ask anyone we should do hate men tier list as you're being ultimate hate ooh and just have like men have it be ongoing it's ongoing forever 4 million men in the world checking in on our hate men tier list hey there's too many an s we need an s plus um yeah so my thing is even if i spoke spanish and my boss spoke english and he told me to do this i would i would know that i shouldn't do that so i'm saying they like he took advantage of that i think he like he like did pranks on them all the time i think that's what it was what's the prank he would like go use your dick to get the thing out of your brother's butt like what is the prank i think he would go in the room and like uh like vlog them yelling and stuff i don't actually remember i just remember this frame kind of burned in my memory i imagine yeah it's now burned in mine and the crazy thing i was gonna be like oh are these kids like how old are these kids no they fucking posted it what's the latest 4.5 million subscribers the last thing i posted was five years ago that's crazy okay this is them now okay they're still being weird i didn't just change my life i changed myself the transition from boy to man was about more than just a fit it was the mindset i'm done playing games that's in the past this was seven weeks ago never be broken in love never get lost what is this what this right here is why you should never listen when someone says oh but you're dumb because or you're wrong because the person i follow has this many followers and everyone likes them these people have five million followers on youtube what are they doing just walking around in vests they look like they're in a stomp clap band 20 million on instagram apparently 20 million click on their profile are you getting married to each other in a barn like that's what this looks like 20 million like that's crazy expansion expansion that is crazy oh there was a there was a it's fake 20 million followers 27k likes get the fuck out of here fake fake also they haven't done anything max payne has a great quote where he says do you think a piece of shit feels popular when it's surrounded by flies think about that guys when you go when you go team beta think about that so they're not doing anything their youtube is dead their instagram is dead so where are they 27k likes on instagram i can monetize that oh just their own content what are we doing what is it supposed to be i don't know they're like me business man i don't like that it says like 20 10 years on social media you see that i don't like that where did they say that oh i'm sorry is this your entire resume like that yeah i've been on social media for 10 years too we've been on 20 yeah right exactly it'd be so funny if under all that he's a former team 10 house member former brother humber oh my god he's your brother these little old people they're one of the team 10 they only said they have a marketing agency promoting people's accounts that's what they do now oh they're one of those people that like message and they're like hey we can get you so much more engagement on your post oh yeah i saw your channel i really like it yeah your content i remember that dumb shit exactly and they have like a million followers and all their likes are hidden on their posts exactly exactly that's what they're scammers in our opinion in our opinion all right i have an important question for you guys yeah is this something real is this something that you guys do where well we'll just play it do you guys while you're peeing flush the toilet and try to race the toilet water not to race but i have done it before where i just like let's get this piss wrapped up quick save a few shave off a few seconds by flushing while peeing it could be three okay david do you race the toilet water i don't race the toilet water but there's some times it's not racing it's not racing it's like in my mind it's like i want to time it to where i'm done as soon as it's done flushing that feels like that's the race she's talking about his goal seems like when he's done his piss and he's timed it he's like perfect yeah he wants to finish piss classic david classic david david has to try to finish peeing as soon as the flush is done energy but sometimes like sometimes your pee gets a second life like you think you're done and then it's just like whoosh and there's like more that comes and then you're like fuck when i'm wasting water i gotta flush twice it's the whole thing and then you have to reach underneath your ball sack and straighten the tube out so the pee comes out without requiring too many shakes yeah and then sometimes that's not real sometimes a pube gets stuck and you start peeing in like multiple directions and for like 10 seconds you're a superhero you guys are fucking lying to me we have not said a false thing so far a pube gets stuck in a hole and you pee in two directions not like it goes over it and then it goes like sometimes you pee in like two directions you're like oh my god i'm a superhero and then it goes and then like the pube gets shot off and you're like oh no pubes grow out of the hole Kate it's been a long time since you've been around you don't have a fucking clue do you yeah pubes grow out of the hole pubes grow out of the hole now since the vaccine oh oh yeah i definitely have not touched the penis since before the vaccine bb so i wouldn't know about the whole hair bc i wouldn't know about the whole hair before cong before cong before they all work all the vaccine it all works well thank you for clearing that up sort of not really let's talk about taylor lorenz um before i get into it do you guys know much about her no really david i knew nothing about her until she was talking about it on the show okay well uh people who follow me know this i used to be a big fan of hers she was a progressive woman journalist seemed like she was doing good work talking about things that a lot of people were talking about because she was covering you know social media and things like that but she in my opinion has really gone off the rails in the last few years um probably since the vaccine not because of it but uh things have gotten insane out here and she has kind of drifted further and further to the extreme left on things to the point that it's like compromising her as a journalist in my opinion meaning she's doing terrible poopy shit she exists on twitter on twitter and only on twitter i mean she's got to make money on twitter yeah i mean she left or was fired from the new york times and the washington post as a journalist i mean i think she was just doing freelance for them but she can't and won't work at either of those places again so she has she's in roblox yeah so her journalism is uh all on her own website her own subsac stuff let me show a picture of her just so we have full context here while we talk about her because the only picture you might see of her during this conversation is very very grainy and scary so there's that so there's that so there's that so there's that all right this is this is taylor lorenz i'm putting a nice picture of her up some people do not afford her that grace this is taylor lorenz perfectly normal looking person right so yeah i'm uh i'm a fallen fan i'm a fallen fan of taylor lorenz and so i've done i've done some coverage of her and her terrible writing and the fact that all of her sources that she puts in these like extreme left articles are terrible and don't actually mean what she says they mean and all that but this is just for fun uh she acts like she's like the most principled journalist out there but she went to the white house correspondence center which they talked about on the show but they didn't talk about taylor uh so she is currently getting dragged on blue sky which is where all of the uh all of the lives the lives hang out i guess i'm like never on there i can't did you make an account i have one i've had one since it started experience be honest what's your experience oh very little i mean i started it when it came out it doesn't have what twitter has it doesn't have the news feed yeah there's just there's just a whole vibe to it how can it not have a trending fucking page i spent i spent time i go back i go back here and there yeah i i just not i believe even though twitter is terrible filled with bots i think it's actually a shit way to spend your time and energy 100 percent less early yep absolutely only time um but there is an actual authenticity to the posting on that more so than blue sky yeah let's go through i'm like oh come on what is what are we doing here it's like fake nonsense posting they're not really no one's actually saying stuff and it just feels like yeah people being away but yeah yeah i still have faith i actually think the service that it could be the function that it could be is good could be you know considering yeah ends up doing so it ends up being like a bulletin board for news in your area news around and yes i don't understand how that can't be replicated somewhere else if it could be if if blue sky or threads or something else was able to do what's trending right now like up to the minute news that's where i would be but none of them do it and i don't understand why because to me that has always been like the number one thing about twitter is that they very they do a very good job of like figuring out what's trending and grouping everything together i guess it's more complicated than it looks uh but yeah so blue sky is where taylor is getting a lot of heat and she feels the need to come to twitter to complain about it but of course in in taylor lorenz fashion you are not allowed to talk to her about it this is like he's unreasonably good looking and like cool and dresses cool no matter what he was saying because he is very attractive and very cool very cool i didn't realize that time i was that long sorry guys she had to make sure you really know how hot and cool she thinks this is um this is funny being like you cannot make this up and it's something easily made up yeah the whole there's not a single thing about this that is not like something you cannot make this exactly anybody could you could be right now i can make that up accidentally in my sleep literally i literally can think that up in my sleep sounds like something i would dream about if i didn't smoke as much hash and i had dreams i would think this shit up you cannot make this up i was gonna ask you about the hat well just about weed do you and i don't care obviously i'm not your fucking boss do you smoke before most shows you're not so what the what i thought you were i thought you and david were i didn't know who the boss was of you guys who you were no who's your i thought i didn't know which one of you was the boss of the other i thought it's been changing in my mind this whole time yeah we switch every day right david today's today's me i feel like galia's our boss that is probably all of our bosses but she's watching from like it feels like a control room a bunker yeah yeah it feels like she's got monitors pulled up there's levers there's steam she's standing in like a pantsuit and uh and she's like saying to the people next to us being like pull up the information i want to know if we're non-brains are canadian or gay yeah absolutely absolutely we love you galia we love you together um yeah please fire fire fire fire david first bro white jill you know what it's just you and i and the girls gone we're fucked yeah we are pretty fucking you saw boys night no boys night was great boys night was great um five years from now when we maybe get to do it one more time on your next blue moon depending on what ethan allows it so uh okay but wait hold on you weed do you smoke most days i don't smoke weed i only smoke hash okay do you smoke hash most days every day every day okay because i think you mentioned like this is the first time i haven't smoked before i was like i can't even tell uh yeah and what's that say about my habit well i don't know i guess i haven't really seen you what was interesting is if i leave town yeah and i'm not in canada i don't go somewhere i'm like oh i gotta get my hash yeah i gotta get my smoking i'm just like okay i just don't smoke now yeah if i leave for a month i would just not smoke it so it's not uh super important you can get your hands on that type of stuff in los angeles or wherever i'm sure yeah um yeah but this time the show ended the show literally ended i'm like rolling and i'm like okay guess i'll go downstairs now guess i'll do my job now and i'm all yeah i'm like what what is ethan's deal tonight a movie laser time where's he going where's he going he was excited wasn't excited for something i think he's just hired i think david was right well but who knows we'll never know i was like what could his freaking weekend be but i'm like oh yeah children and it's a game changer children is ultimate i don't i don't know yeah i don't know it's a mystery to us we child free people childless show over here childless show let's go for now i don't know plans but it's not it's not happening for me i don't know that's right so everyone's no one's a little magic child david too a little magical child born in the magic castle oh i bet you could arrange that we're gonna make a birth at the magic castle everyone just be there be there for it water birth yeah okay now i'm gonna pull a baby good one all right let's go back to taylor so she she's so upset that she has to bring her feelings about what's happening on blue sky over to twitter i'll tell you right now her canceling is really just a few people being upset and then her getting deep in the comments with these people she always does like girl if you want to be an extreme leftist journalist people are going to fucking hate you just accept that but she can't she physically can't and so there is a ton of her like just excusing what she did and and making up it seems like lies and what's this book here she's like guys really could use your help over on blue exactly this is this feels like come brigade if you love me if you can't brigade me if i had a superhero team yeah i believe that come brigade you're so gross you're so fucking gross uh okay so that's that's the first thing oh guys get real get a load of this so i was like oh people are canceling taylor i'll go to blue sky i want to watch this happen and so this is uh these are the tweets i was able to find so here's the picture that started it all apparently so this is at the correspondence center this fucking idiot first of all says shooter at white house correspondence center spells correspondence wrong shooter is dead shooter is not dead thank you secret service this moron i don't even know who she is but look in the background here do you see do you see in the background what appeals to be appears to be some sort of a ninja something something is awry something is awry taylor is she wearing a mask yes she is by her own admission immunocompromised she will not say what she has she has said it's not long covet and then also it is long covet very confusing uh yeah super around the masking with her convenient on a couple levels here already interesting my you when she did an event with hassan she did not wear a mask when she was sitting next to him yeah listen wear a mask if you want wear a mask if you want the mask is not the problem here but it does lend a an ominousness to the overall fit i will say like she's she looks like uh like the ghost of a mormon woman here in my opinion uh and for some everyone's office like holy shit that's taylor the wrens knew immediately and then uh how do they know immediately that just that was that is so the one person the one person at that dinner that's wearing a mask a mask yeah exactly and again nothing against people wearing masks no but i like to wear the mask yes that's but that's taylor that is the funniest thing is in that interview when she like goes mask off not like mask off but just not wearing a mask in the park and some dude's coughing and she's going like this oh so yeah she's so scared yeah i know i actually wait i thought she was i thought she oh okay what were you gonna say no i i she was wearing the mask to protect herself from getting sick yes i guess so i thought it was a reverse okay no she's protecting herself for sure okay so people see this and they're like what the fuck why is taylor lorenz there now because taylor has positioned herself as as like the moral authority when it comes to journalism a lot of people are excited to see her doing that feels like it's hypocritical and now they have a chance to shut her down and yeah people were having a great time on a blue sky just roasting her ass uh because immediately after people saw the picture and started shitting on her she starts um she starts clapping back yeah thank you thank you very much don't blow your eyes so this person said getting canceled on blue sky just means you have dared to participate in society slash independent thought so this is someone who uh can cancel blue sky just means you have dared to participate oh because they're like fuck blue sky right so then um here she is getting mad at people for canceling her not wanting to follow her on blue sky subscribing to a blog list of every journalist who's at whcd it's pretty dumb a lot of us go to random shit for work all the time it's not some political endorsement so she's like very worried that she's going to lose followers and that isn't that funny but isn't that funny how important it is so like you'll just put everything you'll go out there you'll go to bat for yourself don't wait don't stop whatever this is so close to just being like this is my livelihood yes this is my livelihood but that's that's what the problem is because it's not like you know you're salaried working at the paper you are entirely depending on how salacious the stuff you will say on twitter is and twitter exists all the monetized accounts on twitter are incredibly extreme and they say you know they say incendiary exactly just for attention because that's how they get money yeah and also like at any point she could just say that right she could say this is my job a journalist go to this stuff and also why like why you feel the need to explain yourself to people that by your own admission you don't respect at all makes no sense to me but at the same time she's also getting a first row seat a front row seat for why it's important to not be fucking extreme because you lose people right it's almost like that's what happens in elections too taylor you fucking dumb idiot okay uh what else did she say here okay okay and some people weren't canceling her like the thing is like people would have been laughing about it but most people are liberals to progressives on blue sky and they like were confused like this person lesbian shout out i like your work and want to believe there's a good explanation behind your attendance but calling it random work shit is unfathomably underplaying it now i will say i sent taylor a similar message um back when all the ethan and elia stuff was happening because i was like i'm still a fan of hers i was like hey i know of a journalist i think we were mutuals at the time we'd like had some conversations after her lives of tiktok uh interview went out and so i wanted her to come and do like a live stream with me i like asked oh yeah totally let's figure it out didn't happen totally cool uh but then like a while later when the snark subreddit started like snowballing and nobody was talking about it nobody was covering it and i could see like what a great story it would be to talk about this like ecosystem and how it's spreading but i didn't want to do it because i'm not a journalist i didn't want to do that fucking work i was like oh taylor red so she's great this is what she does this is her this is her wheelhouse i messaged her and her response included things like i know ethan klein didn't mean to kill his dog and you need to tell me that i need to get out of my echo chamber i was like okay girl so that's that's when i knew she was like fully down the down the rabbit hole it was not going to be helpful so yeah i was in this good looking and thank you yeah yeah kate do you like when we uh we sound by uh talking about how they're looking yeah i love when it's taylor now there's a man i enjoy and i think that's why like she she specifically pisses me off because like as a female journalist i just feel like she's she's just blowing it so anyway so she is so upset that people are upset with her she says why white house correspondence dinner happens every year it's a dc fundraiser for journalism scholarships it's not the inauguration or something which i was also at work by the way so here's she's saying she did attend it right right she's saying it's not like this bad thing it's not this bad thing which i also did have to be there for work though right but she's yeah i mean to be fair every year the correspondence dinner is like a the one day everyone likes each other and makes fun of each other like you know i mean when that whole shooting happened oz perlman was performing magic for trump i mean like yeah i don't know it's it's it's just obviously things are so polarizing right now that it's not like a normal presence there but it's still like the day that everyone goes and it's like where it's when you realize like you're not part of the club where it's like oh everyone actually is just friends with each other and then like every other day they just pretend to shit on each other right like i have to go there for work oh what who do you work for me yeah exactly because no one else wants you but yeah but that's the thing like she uh hey but by the way you're welcome to come on after dark if you want to be on an episode come on over taylor come on over talk about but she's the type of person we do it remotely so you don't have to work yeah yes i need to play roblox hospital anytime you want we'll talk to roblox to see you but she's the type of person who has set up like these purity tests for others uh where she shouldn't have been there according to people who are listening to her politics who are listening to hassan you know there should be this red line right there was a red line for biden and kamala but now because this is something that benefits her she wants to get some wiggle room and it's not happening both of those people you mentioned are in hassan are far more successful and monetarily benefit far greater when trump is the president a thousand percent i know that people will put themselves out there as one way or the other but there's no denying that these two people benefit from donald trump being president everyone knows that this type of work outrage is the best thing to get shit going and someone like hassan someone like herself whether it's naming a twitch stream or posting a tweet you get such better results outrage and when trump is president you get so much more outrage so i'm not gonna go ahead and accuse anyone of anything but i am always hyper aware of who benefits from what and these are just people that benefit from bad stuff happening in that sense well that's why they try to keep the anger going for democrats too but i it feels so uneven to me because they they're now like praising marjorie taylor green for speaking out against trump meanwhile they're you know there's people like harassing kamala harris on her book tour like this bitch can do anything right now it's just like i don't know it's frustrating we don't need to get into the whole thing of it but taylor is like a she's like a distilled version of this movement that just drives me fucking nuts because at the heart of it is just very stupid people uh from what i can see so uh okay and then all right so then she says this because here she says she's talking about the white correspondent center that she was there and then the next week she says attend which event even do you think everyone who walked into the hilton was at the dinner lol because that level of ignorance about something you're attacking people over would be absolutely stunning right she's saying like she wasn't or she was maybe i wasn't even at the dinner maybe i was just staying at the hotel exactly right i don't know anything i wasn't invited but i still showed up to be a journalist i don't know like yeah like well you were a groupie outside what were you doing yeah what are you talking about and and after after defending going in multiple a journalist who was at the white house correspondent center it happens every year i also went to the the inauguration for work also as in i was here at this too and now she's saying guys i didn't even go like you're so slippery taylor right and then and then after that they're like is this some other taylor rents so here's where she really gets bodied because not only is she in the background of that creepy picture she also did the fucking step and repeat for the white house correspondents association that's the see that is exactly how we know you're all about your twittering yeah you literally were none of this was for work or whatever i know what it is you got to get the clout up it is entirely dependent on clout because if you were there why do you have to stand here for this why is this part necessary what is this going to do if you're just trying to get more views oh wait till you see what she says obviously obviously there's people from both sides of this event and some people from the left probably went there to talk about how bad it was or whatever but this is her just yucking it up taking in the whole moment here like yes absolutely absolutely coming from someone who's had to do seven repeats before they do not force you to do this they don't say brag david and someone who's done seven repeats at the white house correspondent center um but it's like literally like whoever wants to do it literally gets in a line and then they're like who are you and what do you do and then they hand that to someone to announce that to the to the paparazzi or whatever who's hired there no i'm sorry david you're wrong because taylor was absolutely forced to do it oh my god here we go there was no other way around it no way around it let's see let's do this like you go through you go through security and then you're right on the separate and they make you take photos before you can walk in the building meanwhile yeah so it's a separate repeat they set up at the entrance to the hotel that everyone has to pass to get through to any of the many many surrounding events they literally made me stop and pose and smile under my mask at them why okay if this is at the entrance to the hotel and there's no way around it why are we not seeing like elderly people with their wheelie bags coming from the airport to check in on the on the step and repeat you can't tell me there's no way around it and the thing is taylor if you weren't such an insufferable purity tester in everything you do then we believe your lies no one would give a fuck that you did a step and repeat because you are by your own accounts a journalist hasn't been journalism school by the way wait she hasn't nope so how's she a journalist she started on tumblr bro and then you know and then moved up to roblox yeah it was new and so the gates were kind of open but she called herself a journalist yes well how she's there she's there for work for work wherever she's been doing i mean she she got some some big bylines in the new york times and washington post um in my opinion when a lot of editors just needed people who knew about social media but weren't actually doing much vetting it's just a big a big topic that needed to be covered uh and she was there she was there and uh but she burned those bridges and she burned those bridges with her purity tests that are now been turned uh that have not been turned back on her um so yeah so she's i don't blame people for being confused but they can literally just ask or actually fact check their claims before attacking and smearing me i mean it's not hard to understand that you're lying here because tons of people went into that hotel and didn't do the step and repeat did the shooter do a step and repeat like what are we talking about yeah they tried yeah by the way galia sent a picture of uh she she took a picture with some name some girl natalie winters who's a american right-wing political commentator known for co-hosting the war room oh yes i've seen this i've seen this yeah so did where she so this was her at the inauguration solemnly party partying someone says also the inauguration indoors what is this is the after party interesting and the link above it is the other one which she forced a gunpoint to take a picture with her too here she is again so this happened oh my god so millennial them to say yeah but she can't but she keeps trying to be this like very pure like leftist propagandist in my opinion but she fails because she wants to be popular she wants to be in with the journalists you got to trust you like a real one yeah you got to pick a side because what you're doing is not journalism it is extremely opinionated subjective bullshit you're just an influencer yes you're an influencer yes uh okay parker is a journalist that you talk to and explain things to um we'll see we'll see her opinion in a second uh but it's also really revealing how quickly someone some on the left no one's on the left if they criticize taylor immediately begin promoting right-wing conspiracies about me when they decide i did something wrong if you're promoting actual nazi storylines about me i would posit you don't actually hold the principles you claim you just don't like me specifically i don't i did not see any nazi talking points but i will say taylor also has a history of overreacting and we're gonna see or exaggerating wrongdoings that have been done to her and we have a very big one that came out because of all this because she strized into this whole thing people who have been sitting on some terrible shit from a couple years ago decided to say something oh if i had a triangle i would start banging it right now um by the way if you want to refresh her on cough gate i sent that link too oh what's that oh okay yeah yeah we'll get that we will get that going for sure yeah just just you can because hardly didn't see it charlie doesn't know shit i don't know anything harley's stupid god harley you're so stupid all right here we go so she goes to this uh interview oh yeah i know this have you seen this yeah this is a gif on my channel people give me money the opposite where a lot of these individuals how i can't believe my favorite one oh my god that's not that's okay come on that's such a i know that person i know that person i know that type of person girl fake ass allergic reaction tomatoes and vr chat oh the vr chat yes i'm blacking out whatever you're okay kitten kitten are you okay okay so there's that uh oh so we have some we have some nice little roasts here which are good uh i just think hyper aware you're on camera yeah for that cough moment thing yeah everyone needs to know everyone needs to know that i don't like coughs all right this is this one made me laugh out loud taylor renns isn't at the white house correspondence because she likes the white house she's there for something far worse i don't i don't understand the appeal of sub stack i who's reading those i don't think anybody's actually reading them i have a buddy who's yep i'm gonna be completely honest don't even fucking know what subsec is oh i was gonna say your sub stack code i know i was gonna be like sorry because i have a magic sub stack yeah it's just like a newsletter that you can send to people i have a buddy who was a producer uh way back in the day like a showrunner yeah and he just uses it to share a weekly story from like the 90s early 2000s yeah and sometimes i get an email right about the time i'm starting a shit and i'm like let's go okay okay i'm in you're like i got 45 minutes i'll read this like as i will say as a writer um i know a lot of people who have started sub stacks i hope i'm not checking them open rates because i'm not opening any of them i subscribe i'm sure yeah yeah at the very least i uh but i just i don't have time i'm not reading email like who's reading email in 2026 i'm not doing it not doing it yeah or just don't text it and i gotta i gotta i gotta click on the text because it's too long to open up a page of it i'm out i'm out i'm fucking out absolutely not as a writer i'm saying make a fucking video nobody wants to read a massive newsletter what year is it i don't get it who reads the newspaper anymore y'all need to fucking pivot already um these articles are like 10 words now right all right here's another good one another good rose here the one time i interacted with taylor rams it was like talking to a broken robot a hollow solipsistic narcissist and i feel like people said she sounds like like an ai robot or an ai model what would you call it i don't know what you call it but yeah if you like look at the way she posts it's all very like passive aggressive like oh i'm sorry did you feel that way i'm really like fucking hates you yeah it's very like thank you it's very ai coded for sure yeah i guess if i said to like ai uh oh i generate a picture of me uh uh hanging upside down choking myself whacking off he would be like you can't make that stuff up exactly you can't make this up you can't make that up on something that is very easily made up is the shit chat gpt would say to me trying to act like a human she's very ai coded in that way i think she's very stuck in like early millennial online speak i think well harley that's another mystery she hides her age like even on her i can't even get to do a whole tale of a red's deep dive higher age goes hand in hand with being a club goblin being insane you are literally that is very she's very uh uh team 10 coded uh getting caught out of things she shouldn't be at and being like whatever dude everyone does it i'd be like you don't even know if i was there in the first place and it's not like i was at this other thing which i have been at by the way also i gotta take this i gotta take this picture on the on the red carpet here fucking nuts so yeah she says well according to what people have been able to find she was born in either 1984 or 1985 she's either 40 or 41 but people people online speculate she's even older than that she refers to herself as a young woman a lot which weirds people out fortune named her to its 40 under 40 list in 2020 2020 yeah what that is it's not bad for anyone to refer to themselves it's just about taylor and specifically well because she does it to make it seem like she's a victim but wait also what's fortune 40 under 40 that's just a fucking list of people who are i mean i've heard of cool i've heard of forbes 30 under 30 of course i've heard of that i'm on that list are you i'm on forbes 30 under 30 that i know i know i know of that but i never heard of this fortune 40 under 44 30 under 30 though old who me no she is you're a young baby you're young i'm just i'm a stupid baby you're under 30 dude i'm a stupid baby man stupid baby stupid baby man stupid baby dick man so some people think she's in her 50s i have no proof of that uh i am seeing that she was in the alpha fee sorority in colorado i bet her sorority sisters fucking hated her let's match up the timeline and then look in the news for things that have happened in that area at the time alpha fee class of 2007 at uc boulder we want to know what uh what the uh uh hazing was like if you know if you know someone in the alpha fee sorority from cu boulder in the in the early 2000s hit me up i want to know especially if hazing involved something crazy like a penetration in the ass from a thing called mr broom i think that's one of the boys that do that buddy that was yeah that was the girls do things like put you in your bra and underwear standing on a table and circle all the parts of you that are gross and ugly that's what happened in my college it's like more psychological you know yeah that's fucked up less like actual rape more just like psychological rape you know alpha fees are the worst who do we have we had akio and they called him akio blow because apparently they all did coke but yeah i want to talk to one of our sorority sisters what'd you say fraternity did blow sorority sorority did blow by the way more likely that's what they said i don't know i didn't know anything about it oh alpha phi like hi for some reason my college is alpha phi i don't know like okay anyway it was fine it was fine in the fraternity that yeah that makes sense i went there vibes were off and i left i i always wanted to be in a cool sorority but there were no cool sororities when i was when i was coming up there's probably girls like me in sororities but not them i always wanted to go to uh high school in california have my lockers outside and oh yeah isn't that crazy yeah like john hughes movie hell yeah yeah just everything's outside just walking outside for shit like what is this nope we were in the snow they were banned at uri for hazing shout out uri go rams that's my that's my uh that's my alma mater do they know that what is uri urinary rail infection yeah that's what it is urinary rail infection upper respiratory infection someone in chat go to fucking roadie oh my god yeah what the fuck in chat chat you was already alpha phi are you like fucking ready um let's get some fucking blow see people said it's fee when it's at the end of a phrase alpha phi that's what we called it at uri i think uh see guys i know things god what are you okay so now she's getting really mad can everyone who's mad at me going to a political event at the hilton oh now it's not even the white house correspondents dinner now yeah yeah we know what you're doing bitch why would they make people go into another event do the step and repeat for their event you are such a club and just admit it i have zero interest in engaging with anyone who don't understand the concept of a journalist going places for reporting so i will be responding to all of you on multiple social media platforms but also being like please block me and go away do you that's not how the internet works taylor you can't just beg people to block you like it's such a weird it's very boomer coded when you go on facebook and they've all heard that like the rules changed and now they have to make a post saying i do not give facebook the right to use my pictures please just block me and go away also being like uh people blocking me for being at the white house correspondent they're dumb okay could you just go ahead and block me for being at a political event at the hilton and it's like we were here the whole time we saw this mute tape yeah we know what it is we know what it was and what it still is the same roadblocks we got your number don't don't tell other people how to behave on the internet just block me and move on you are not a serious person if you're mad about this you have made it worse girl you have made it worse first of all you made your bed by creating a persona of moral authority that you never do anything wrong this bitch got fired or let go or left the washington post for this picture in the room calling joe biden a war criminal with a little frowning face okay oh shit so what did she say at the white house correspondence center not a goddamn thing what not a goddamn thing harley what not a goddamn thing but that doesn't make any fucking sense you're so right you're so right it doesn't make any fucking sense i don't know if i have time i don't know if i have room in my brain for another fucking moron online i know dude i can't keep stuffing these idiots in my brain and i'm keeping track of them this is crazy out your ears now yeah she's uh so this is so painful to look back on these this attitude this sentiment with how everything has played out since these are the worst things to look back on because it's like you fucking idiot this is a journalist she blew her job at the fucking washington post over this she tried to lie and say she didn't post it she should just start up she should just start up the fucking the switch up podcast already we know what's coming something just to dig her heels and stretch it out but we know what's gonna happen because you got to keep monetizing and so you are a slave to the algorithm and uh that's what's coming so we just let's just go there now come on so it's happened to so many of these like elective influencers also shout out to whoever the close friend was who uh ratted on her love that so yeah this is like this is the this is the kind of purity testing that she has set where she can be arrogantly shitting on a democratic president right you whatever you think about joe biden if you are not being consistent and also saying the same thing as regularly as ignorantly as arrogantly as you are with a democrat the democrats are gonna have a fucking problem with you and you can just tell us to block you like twitch chat she thinks this is twitch chat you can just say shit like it's not like it's not twitch chat you'd be shocked how many how much how many echo chambers exist out there that you think because the numbers are bumping don't actually represent this is this is so painful yes 100 100 100 and she was there as an employed journalist like that's the thing like she's on assignment this is the best that we have of leftist journalism this her well this isn't this isn't journalism this isn't journalism no there's obviously uh this is this is a person who was uneducated in the art i can't yeah like she goes like here i mean at the correspondence center she's like what i'm a journalist i'm objective i'm just here to be part of the journalist thing to interview people i'm just so i'm so by the book and then this shit you are not objective at all bitch no and you would only say something like this if you've been in a constantly been in a circle where this is being said and you thought you were gonna get dapped up by everyone and it's like no exactly this is this is this works against everything that we want people want here here's another good one that she said about biden hopefully he rots in hell and rests in piss what the fuck this is not oh my god this is not a journalist hopefully he rots in hell and rests in piss i need you to understand none of her content about trump is as fucking vitriolic and gross as the stuff she wrote she's on twitter because she's on twitter none of it is this is how you this is how you would appeal to twitter this is how you would try and get views on twitter try and be away this is the thing something like this is you get people like from me to you to david reacting to it and anyone who wholeheartedly hates biden and they're pro you would get this is just how you get the most attention and obviously you said the word you said before incendiary this is exactly the angle like rots in hell and rests in piss grow the fuck up exactly who fucking talks like that but then at the same time she wants to she wants to go to the fucking she wants to go to the ball and be treated like a serious objective journalist yeah biden should rot in hell rest in piss and wear the mask to the white house correspondence dinner you're just all types of all over the place literally there are people in canada that won't even i have friends that like hiking they won't even go to the u.s to hike better trails because they don't want to endorse or support or whatever and it's their own personal thing so they'll literally drive nine hours north for a hike instead of going a couple hours south and they've been venting about it just they just don't want to back that and meanwhile she's there for what oh you went there why to tweet but you didn't go the way you thought you thought you'd be allowed like that everyone would be chill with it but no you have created a polarized environment in which you work and most of the time you're very arrogant about it most of the time you get away with it but because you have had such venom for one side of the aisle when you show up at the other one and just want to party with everybody like a fucking like you're in high school again like it's not gonna happen girl it's not gonna fucking happen so yeah this person said me when i'm very busy working don't you understand i'm working i don't even want to be here on the red carpet and look what she's wearing it looks like uh thanos snapped her away and she's turning to dust yeah this is not this it's just like just admit it just admit it you don't even have to admit it we got your number yeah we know fucking no yeah instead do the silly dance you're doing yeah this is more fun yeah we're gonna watch and analyze it now i know who you are oh you if you ever want to hate on devil lorenz sit next to me sit by me i'm so personally offended that she's using her skills as a writer to peddle propaganda and lies it makes me so fucking mad and that's a treat guys sitting next to kate to hate a woman that's a treat understand that doesn't happen i literally since been on this pod i hate my fucking dad dude oh right i've said that yeah yeah he's a man so he lies fuck your dad fuck my dad fuck harley's dad all right so uh let's see what she says here just block me and move on you don't by the way dad you're already in case he's watching we love that my mother's far more powerful in the relationship we need to book them for an interview and that's not a call oh when's mother's day um let's go first that's me what yes first sunday oh shit ask your mom what she's doing the friday before not may 8th may 10th whatever it is and we'll do a mother's day special with your mom that's a good idea we can get all of our moms honestly david do you have a mom um i think so okay like in a live one he didn't run away to act that's true that's true he was he was sending a basket of a basket of reads to a lot of stimulus what is that what is a cutie what is a cutie what is a cutie what is a cutie what is a little oranges a little color okay it's american You seem so lost when I said QT so I'm assuming I never heard that before QT You are not a serious person if you're mad about this I'm a journalist and I often go to events with terrible people there I've been to both Trump inaugurations Please learn to grasp the concept of reporting or move along Promoting my latest story so this thread isn't worthless Girl You're not fucking Look at her reporting Look at her go I hate how hard she's smiling under the mask Can we clearly see that? She's having a blast Great time She's having a blast She loves this She loves this You can tell how hard her smile is underneath that mask It's crazy She's squinting she's smiling so hard Yeah So someone says So Biden is a war criminal but you can rob levels with Trump Got it Cool Exactly That is what you have set up Your chickens are coming home to Ruth Taylor Hey this is Blue Sky I like that I'm gonna go back You wanna go on Blue Sky now?

I like there's a couple takes that I've seen now Yeah I like that brain I think it's where the lives hang out I think it's where the lives hang out now Let me see this Okay so here's This is what happened in the wake of all of this Okay So People were obviously upset on Blue Sky as we saw and then this woman came out with quite a surprising take about Taylor that I don't think anybody had heard before So Harley do you remember like the Charlottesville insanity I think it was when Trump first got elected the first time There were like the guys Yeah with like the guys with the tiki torches Jews will not replace us Like do you see any of that Is this like the was this when the the couple was on their front lawn with a gun No This was in Charlottesville, Virginia Kyle Rittenhouse No Oh my god there's so many I'm so embarrassed Guys you guys It's crazy This is This was like Yeah a woman named Heather Heyer was run over by a Trump supporter But the night before there'd been like these huge protests with fucking losers and tiki torches I remember the tiki torches because that picture was a very famous picture there Yeah that was a big thing I'll pull that up so everyone can see it because maybe you don't remember it people It's like the typical like the confederate flag Gadsden flag Nazi flag Literally swastika By the way Kate if you see a picture with the swastika we probably shouldn't show that Oh yeah no I'm just looking for tiki torches at this point I do know that picture though I hope they all got fucking fired Look at these fucking losers Okay so this happens and then the next day things explode more Someone maybe it's one of these guys maybe it's someone else runs their car through a crowd of counter-protesters killing one woman Heather Heyer and injuring a bunch of other ones Well it turns out Ms. Taylor Lorenz was boots on the ground reporting She was there with a tiki torch to do this And according to her You guys never heard of lighting? You literally need lighting to take a picture I can't wield fire now Oh I can't wield a tiki torch? They're canceling me on Blue Sky for wielding fire You guys just need to block me because your media literacy is so bad Guys I was there for a different white supremacist event They just all were taking place at the same place That's all I was there for a different tiki event Okay so according to and this is important According to Taylor during this event she as a journalist was physically assaulted and this is a story that she has referenced several times mostly as Taylor does to get out of any kind of accountability for herself So weirdly though this woman named Molly Conjure who apparently was also in Charlottesville that day and I believe was from Charlottesville so it's her community says this Oh This is the same woman who went crying to the police when someone knocked her phone out of her hand because she wouldn't stop filming the bleeding victims of the Charlottesville car attack where a woman fucking died On the scene of a mass casualty incident feet away from a woman's dead body it was all about her Wow Okay so there's that first one Uh then this one goes on People who had just survived a terrorist attack and witnessed a murder asked her several times to stop filming the people who were having her clothes ripped off of them by people trying to administer first aid and she refused so some kid knocked it out of her hand and she got him arrested yes So she got a young guy arrested for trying to protect the privacy of victims of a terrorist attack and she fully carried out and called the police and made the entire thing about herself and this person says I've been I want to make sure you guys can see this so I'm going to put it in a different window here Okay I've been holding this in for years because it felt undignified to make a big deal out of it but it is some of the most disgusting behavior imaginable For her to trot out I was assaulted at Unite the Right I was using it All these years later makes me sick because she said I wasn't at the dinner and also me going to an event on assignment to chase certain people down for a story is not remotely like shouting Jews will not replace us What the fuck Also insane thing to say to a journalist who was physically assaulted covering the Unite the Right When you hear that who do you think assaulted her when she says that Nazis Nazis A white supremacist She's there on the side of truth and justice and she is being attacked by white supremacists No She was attacked by a protester standing up against the Nazis who was trying to protect victims of the crimes of the Nazis and she got one of those protesters arrested She was trying to do fucking world star hip-hop videos Exactly And I believe this person wholeheartedly because it sounds like basic clout chasing behavior and she has demonstrated nothing but that so far Nothing but and this person hasn't said anything else about it until now like sat on it because probably we're just gonna let it go and then she reads this shit right I was physically assaulted as a journalist Bitch please So yeah Taylor sucks Taylor really sucks She's just like a clout chasing influencer not a serious journalist She's a clout chasing influencer I could see I could see why she is a fan of Hassan He is also someone who's just a Twitch streamer Yes He aspires to be greater than Asmongold or above Asmongold but like he's literally just a Twitch streamer same as I swear I've seen them both in their rooms yelling about women before shouting about women and saying crazy shit about women It's a standard Twitch streamer behavior and this is right in line with that so no wonder she likes it She's just doing her own little grifter but we see you bitch We know what you're doing We got your number You're not even good at it You're not even good at it The only reason you would call yourself a journalist instead of an influencer is because these influencer maneuvers are like 2017 coded not even best practices Fucking leading over bleeding people trying to get like just disgusting And the people there that were in person that slapped the phone They saw that from a mile away There's plenty of people like you that show up at these things that are provocateurs that want to catch a thing going down a moment with someone or a terrible tragedy and be the first to scoop it for money because you get paid per view It's not just doing your duty Hey it's my job type thing For the paper note you have to also sell your work So it's not just journalism reporting the news You're trying to sell a product You're trying to sit just on that So you have to say crazy shit You were probably so excited when you saw someone bloody You're probably so excited for that Yeah 100% It reminds me of and maybe people are going to get mad about this This is another nemesis of mine is Sean King I don't know if you guys are familiar with his work I have called it trauma porn He first of all has done several Who is this Sean King?

Yeah he's a Who is this your beautiful girl? Oh no that's Sean Kingston Sean Kingston No he's um He is an influencer more than a journalist and he I've never fucked with him really but I think it just got worse with um the genocide in Gaza I mean he was just posting like brutal graphic shit uh with no sort of warning or anything and because people were so upset they were like yeah I want to see it because we don't but he was capitalizing on the trauma and he was like the death and the blood and the injury of these people and he was using it to profit in my opinion he has had several different um side hustles or businesses that have fallen through that haven't gotten the funding they were supposed to get with the money he's tried writing books he's done merch all this stuff people like a lot of people don't ever get the book they don't get the merch like he is to me in my opinion a fucking grifter yep i went here and i got that right away i got violence and i understand your initial point of like you want to shine a light on these things but this type of person i don't know this person but this type of person puts himself in a position where they wake up in the morning they go online they say oh damn no new dead kid videos yes oh damn what am i gonna do for work today there's no videos new videos of children getting killed i have to find something yes i find something and it has to hit as hard as that because my livelihood depends on that so i need that i also remember because i used to i wouldn't follow him but i knew of stuff of his and he would always be like my account keeps getting banned it's the right attacking it's like no you're just constantly posting dead people yes and social media is like yeah you can't do that no it's all very it's all very like culty coded like oh my enemies are coming for me the scam goddess episode it's a podcast the scam episodes about him are fantastic uh that's where i learned a lot of shit so uh and he will like stick his audience on people they've come after me because i called it trauma porn very early probably earlier than a lot of people would have but it's because i'd watched him do it with black lives matter because he was also going into these communities and and taking their trauma and their and their um injuries and death and putting it on a big stage where everyone's like okay we need to see this in order to to do better but it's also exploited the way he does it in my opinion is exploitative he's not really caring about these people he's a fucking cloud goblin and taylor's the same but they act like they're principled and so then it all just gets it gets fucked up it gets twisted and then they end up having to you know defend stupid shit they do yeah oh i got so much heat for calling it trauma porn i got so much heat but now people fucking agree with me so i was like three million followers on facebook i was just looking at oh white people love him like older white people who feel like they haven't done enough and they're just angry they love it because it just kicks up more anger and outrage it's the same with hassan everyone talks about how hassan is like rescuing these young men from the right what is he doing with them after he rescues them he's just feeding them more anger he's a very he's a very angry streamer yes i'll actually like pop in here and there i'll open it and he's yelling pissed off he always ends up being pissed off at a group of people he's always like cussing a group of people out yelling so black people women and i'm always like what the journalists like now i'm actually very quick streamer very streamer coded of him he's like root.com like what why do you have a problem with the root.com like just very very specific dog whistles that are not cute also any pushback from the strategy like you're fucking stupid your band exactly exactly it's the same fucking shit yeah exactly i'll hear him i'll hear him yelling and shouting i'm like oh he's unhappy good good oh and angel gets its wings well i know it's also funny because there's a lot of normal people regular people when i say that i mean people that are not online that don't know you know names of people online um and i've been getting hit up by them lately people hitting me up real life friends being like you know there's a song guy and i'm like yeah i'm familiar like i fucking hate him and it's regular people so he is getting too mainstream but not he is mainstream to a younger generation but it's getting older now and it's not going the way he thought and the second they google him he has left the terrible legacy for someone that aspires to be in the position that he aspires to be in his legacy is actually far more in line with asmongolds like although he thinks that they're entirely different creatures they really are uh you know they're twitch streamers one of them one of them just kind of knows his place i'm not going to gas that asmongold here but one of the other one is like i'll put on like the press bulletproof vest he'll go all the way to cuba to have a fancy coffee like it's not it's not you know it's just it's funny that he'll hold himself to a higher regard that's probably why i have a lot of smoke for him was because he put himself out there as such and i hear him yell at women or black people i'm like oh bro you're just a fucking twitch streamer yes yes he really really had me going for a second there thank you fucking hell he's so dumb uh this is the last little thing about about taylor that's funny uh okay this is good evening taylor the rest was a 24-month sociological study conducted by harvard university we are now complete with our study thank you these are actually something you know what my issue with blue sky was i didn't find it funny this is funny these are pretty good this is good guys everyone go to blue sky make it better please god i just want the news everyone go to blue sky and follow harley plays yeah go follow go follow harley and me and david if he's there i don't know david you're on a blue sky oh secret trump voter alert you're fucking here i had you pegged not having a blue sky by the way yeah well now we know we have now we know why we have moderated posts on the red god damn it why did this post come up all right um are we ready to talk about megan the stallion uh not yet i'm on blue sky oh hang on harley charlie harley's on blue sky yo the hard times follow me on blue sky what everyone know follow us i think i'm girl with a mic mic on there everyone better fucking follow us want to like download blue sky oh no i did this morning i like sat up like a vampire out of her coffin girl with a mic you said yeah girl with a mic oh wait oh no i just i just followed a girl now named mike follow them and i'm back to you it is girl with a mic yeah oh there was um taylor posted something she was like just block me um and if you're getting upset with this like it's not about journalism you just don't like just say it you don't like me specifically i'm so funny i'm so funny got her ass got me oh you fucking got her ass dog did you follow me yeah i gotta follow you are you harley plays are you harley gaze there he is looking tan there he is what do you do in my closet there he is did you take that uh at perfect park maybe but you were some blue sky nine days ago talking about crimson desert you're a freak first of all don't dox my my my my tweets girl shut up wait what did i i really enjoy crimson desert such a great game why did you say that is also awesome too many fun games out there right now is that you saying that yeah well you don't like you don't like that that i said that no you're just like not responding to anyone i've only posted three things one was i wasn't really vibing oh why did i feel the need to post that on blue sky no i went to blue sky and then i could see what was going on i was like well i'm here let him know i should post something and i actually when i don't know what to post i feel like i gotta post something i always had that uh facebook status what's on your mind thing you know what's on your mind yeah so i actually just posted that this is on my mind do you remember when facebook posts started with your name and you had to start with like is yeah kate is really pissed off at that bitch that lives below me exactly i love that give me a prompt give me a fucking problem harley is horny yeah exactly harley is cranking hog yeah follow us on blue sky i guess oh we got a bunch of people rolling in now do we have an h3 is there an h3 uh blue sky we're promoting ourselves here harley yeah okay we should make we should make an after dark one on blue sky and we'll be mad active with it like a video like every monday tuesday wednesday friday like a video of all three of us talking in unison like what's up guys are tuning into after dark tonight lots of crazy stuff going on coming at you only on blue sky check it out youtube.com slash h3 podcast we go on after the main show but we're so fun a lot of people actually some people might even prefer this show to that one not that it's a competition and we owe everything to that show but come check it out everyone's always laughing okay they do have a news feed now we're gonna take poppers and get gate we're gonna get gaping out here um also follow me on instagram where i actually hang out the girl with a microphone harley anything you'd like to promote while we're here uh yeah send me pictures of your dick no god hey yo yo send me pictures of your dick don't do that to either of us any of us david what about me what no no no i don't no no please don't okay okay all right are we ready to talk about the main story of tonight yeah i've been waiting all right bring it up so um megan d salian oh my god is that clay thompson oh my god harley it is clay thompson very famous nba player by the way a lot of you guys listening you're probably not as straight as me so you don't you're not aware that clay thompson is a famous athlete very famous yeah and we totally know what team he's on he could dribble between he could dribble between his legs without looking at the ball harley harley what team do you play for yeah off the top of your head what team is he on seattle supersonics i'll guess one who should i guess go for it he plays for he plays for the dallas mavericks yes he does no fucking way yeah oh my god i got it right uh were you actually guessing you're the one that researched the story yes oh i didn't research what team plays on i didn't research the fuck about a basketball player yeah with a dick sure don't um uh do you want to take a guess on the team he was on previous to the dallas mavericks he was on there for a while the charlotte hornets no is that even a team anymore it is yeah that's the one michael jordan owned he was on the vancouver grizzlies the the the timberwolves no imagine if i got it what team it's on the west coast i almost said the sparks um the lakers no the sporks all right this game isn't funny what was it golden state yeah golden state okay he won the secretary the fucking mass see i told you i thought meg is from texas and i thought of the first texas team and i was right okay so no one thinks of the spurs and rockets no i did finally talking about sports here am i right straight men in the chat finally hey so finally finally talking about sports about men am i right harley for real where are my straight men at where are my straight men at one's in chat for the straight men take your shirt off and send me and david pictures yeah of your straight bodies you've got straight your body is straight tall little bodies um okay so we've got negative oh we do have we have not only nnba there is a wnba crossover to the story so you know that you know that yeah aren't we all okay so women athletes here you bet you bet megan the stallion rapper clay thompson thomas thompson lying man lying man so on saturday afternoon it's actually worth it just to see how much you smile you actively start beaming you're like yeah and actually and i think we don't we don't plan we play it up here i don't play it up i don't think david does either no like yeah but we look at this like men are lying out here yeah yeah yeah no i trust you guys that one time where i thought where i was like no these women have agency to be dumb bitches themselves dave portland prove me wrong the very next day yeah that'll always be good that's gonna be that's gonna be uh ammo forever uh okay so saturday afternoon megan the stallion posts this on her instagram uh cheating had me around your whole family playing house got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be monogamous bitch i need a real break after this one bye y'all so how i wanted to look up in addition to what team he's on is how long they were together you know the problem is here though what's the problem what are you doing you're with an athlete what did you think yeah but also she's with megan for some reason mace decided to talk about this and he said the exact same thing are you thinking that me and mace are paid by israel yeah okay or a shadow a shadow company that works with apac so it doesn't show up on the funding but we all know it's israel what was she expecting what was she expecting no for real what was she expecting she did with clay thompson what was supposed to happen you tell me from from black my sentiment was less than that he was like hey if you're gonna be with him then you agree to the fact that you know i'm saying more like well can't be surprised that a super famous athlete is gonna be a liar and they're not just men no melissa melissa we've seen it yeah we have seen it for sure uh yeah there's a lot of a lot of places that go wrong out here if i'm mace that means ethan is diddy what about even being biggie kill him kill me again because he was never actually a rapper well with puff daddy and macy was uh like uh all about the benjamins yo i love that shit yeah like we were at 12 when it happened all about the benjamins what what they're like so this is what happened hey i think i like it just some white kids watching mtv puff daddy what a cool name um all right so you sting's gonna be there with oh yeah sting and they're gonna sing you're gonna share a stage puffy sad but he's dancing crazy sad dancing on stage when you were the guy that most likely you had him killed dude that documentary was so good and so infuriating crazy like i was like they weren't even friends yeah i thought that he was like grew up with these guys he really he really uh massaged the perception of that whole thing um all right so let's get back to meg so megan puts out this instagram story here and she also says uh in an official statement to tmz i've made a decision to end my relationship with clay they went apparently they went public like last summer 2025 uh trust fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship and when those values are compromised there's no real path forward are you showing us something or no problem um here this is more interesting to look at i'm taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity i mean yeah like you are within your right if this dude is cheating on you and you and this was not an agreement which clearly it wasn't in the one right that wasn't to get rid of him to get rid of him I mean to say like what did you expect I mean I don't think I don't know I guess they did not have an agreement that he could do this shit and I mean maybe she wasn't surprised but she probably I'm fucking Megan Thee Stallion he's not going to cheat on me oh maybe I just thought she was like I have to leave well also that I have to leave this yeah like as a role model I can't say like maybe if she wasn't famous she might have forgiven him and they could have like figured things out but yeah when you are Megan Thee Stallion you can't suffer fools and so so yeah so after this Meg went on oh wait hang on one second one second I want to see and just make sure remember she got her her foot shot yes by Tory Lanez that was a lot of beef online about that people were such she's lying she's lying about this it is crazy well I'm already seeing it now happening again with this story because I was seeing like Clay Thompson responds like Clay Thompson goes on on live and talks about how Megan cheated first right all these tweets about it but the videos are from like two three years ago and say nothing about it and so they're just assuming that people are going to scroll through see the text and just reshare these videos and just get this lie out there without Clay actually responding at all like he hasn't said anything but there are all these accounts that are saying Clay responds says he caught Megan cheating on him but the videos seem like driving a boat from last year being like it's so great out here so it's like this weird spam that I haven't noticed before I guess it's not something that comes up for me where people are just taking old videos like I just literally it just happened to me on one of the videos I sourced from this morning Megan Thee Stallion crashes out on live saying that Clay Thompson is lying and she didn't cheat first okay let's listen to the video um okay so I don't even I don't even like addressing nothing and I think that's why it's hard for me to speak it out and this says this video is clip from Megan Thee Stallion's TikTok live stream what's happening on Twitter this is Twitter this is crazy this is Twitter and I was like oh let's go check this out save it for later and it's not even real but the point is anyways they're just like putting out a bunch of bullshit there bullshit right because when Twitter does that and it's very thoughtful of them the community notes there are so many times where you see something and then it gets noted but you never saw it again after that yeah you never go back as it was it's over the damage is done I feel like if you interact with the post in any way you should be like sent the community note Twitter has turned off quite a bit of monetization for quite a few creators that are constantly getting community noted yeah I just was going to tell you you should ask fast because X Premium is 50% oh thank you so much I definitely will as far as I know this post is real there's no community note no one in the comments is saying that it's not related so this is this is Megan on on her TikTok guys because I'm working hard for it okay now what this says is Megan is telling you about live and revealed she's going to sue her ex Clay Thompson I am now thinking she probably did not say that but we'll see I'm stressed I'm stressed out and then y'all think I work in live nation I'm sorry I'll get up every day and I perform and I just want to dance I just want to get for y'all so she's not even talking this is just so annoying y'all want me to change the name no so all this shit is bullshit neither of them have said anything besides that if you guys see this around these videos are not real she did not say I can really end this man's career she did not say I need my 300,000 RLs you can see the narrative coming out of like oh Megan is a gold digger she's extremely successful bitch yeah but she's still a fucking gold digger like please she's worth like 50 million dollars yeah and he was going to send her 300k a month and she goes on tour which is like incredibly taxing difficult thing to do hard work and she's on Broadway right now gold digger would insinuate that someone is not working they are just taking freeloading taking someone else's this is a working person who has a successful career of their own dude like this shit is like it's so exhausting and this is why we need a blue sky space or something because it's just so much misinformation so much misinformation like the video and the text are not the same at all I've never seen this before I've never seen this shit happen and it's happened with every single video I found today about this situation I've said Megan Thee Stallion probably like 315 times in my life yeah I've never said Clay Thompson out loud until today same it's the same I had no idea who he even was but yeah so if you see neither of them are talking about this there was the official note and that's it now here is the potential WNBA crossover apparently some people suspect that Mr. Thompson cheated with Lexi Brown a WNBA player now I had no idea who she was tall sex she is tall yeah never heard of it how do two talls have sex well I wonder if they they're really tall a king size a king size bed goes a bit longer than a California king does it yeah about like 5 inches or so but a California king is much wider so if you guys are going to fuck each other diagonally on the bed then California king is probably the way oh you know about Alaskan king and Moroccan king no Alaskan is crazy yeah they're huge well like the size of a room like you can get a whole H3 podcast on there holy shit holy shit set that shit up in the dome you know what I'm saying hey they probably got those don't you think someone call up Nate I want to fuck him and Alaskan king try guys try guys try guys watch the clip isn't it Ned oh yeah Ned is also tall Nate Ned the Alaskan king is 9 feet by 9 feet yo that's crazy alright so well she hit me with a yo that's crazy it is crazy on the podcast a 9 by 9 is like 81 square feet yo that's crazy what's the math on that anyway back to something interesting back to sports yeah no back to intrigue and drama right I was going to say when I have sex I wonder if they have to open the doors so their feet don't hit the wall apparently Megan Thee Stallion is super tall too so yeah this guy loves tall sex now what people are saying is they think that he cheated with her they said Clay Thompson was telling her that his relationship with Megan was just pure we don't know if any of this is true this is just random again random shit on Twitter but this person says apparently she Lexi was posting on her close friends messages between Clay and her close friends messages between Clay and her and that Clay was telling her his and Megan's relationship is just for social media both Clay and Lexi also recently started following each other so everybody was jumping on poor Lexi just in her comments at the point that she had to close them and then Lexi puts out this statement I've seen what's being said online and I want to be clear none of it is true and I have no involvement in this situation this week marks the start of an important and exciting new season for me basketball season and my focus is fully on that I believe her however however Harley this NBA follow tracker which I checked to make sure it's not just an account that was created in order to do this specific thing they have lots of they follow NBA people and say who these people have followed and unfollowed he had one unfollow from about an hour and a half after Megan put out her statement he unfollowed Lexi bro but this probably happened and then led to that maybe this is what made people like this came first then that her statement maybe I just remember Tori Lane shit people were so passionate it's like I'd be in the Sixth Buzz comment section on Instagram and they were so passionate that she's lying Tori Lane's from Toronto so people were really people like the W's in the chat type community L in the chat community they were very much like oh are you going to believe the sweet little boy Tori Lane's or her rapping about her vagina yeah don't trust her stupid yeah I know it was very I mean I can't say that was surprising but it was still very disappointing how that would split right down the gender line to some degree I always forget that Tori Lane's is the one that did that freestyle that everyone's like yo this is so crazy and Aiden Ross is in that video with the do-rag on what I don't know about this you didn't hear about this Aiden Ross yeah I had Tori in a lot of streams yeah they were like freestyling one of them and he did one that everyone's like yo this is so crazy and Aiden's like literally like soy-facing next to him in a fucking do-rag he's like yo this is crazy that is so embarrassing that is embarrassing yes please send a picture so yeah so we don't know what's going on but it does seem like I don't know I don't know him doing this the same day that Megan put out that statement before I think it was before people got wind of the Lexi game don't touch your phone dude don't touch anything don't touch anything hey if you're gonna unfollow one person maybe unfollow 10 or 20 so it doesn't look as fucking obvious as this let's send a picture sir please well you can count on athletes to mess up like this because they really always got by easily so they never really had to learn a lot of social maneuvers because they always they probably got sucked off by their teacher in high school instead of actually studying wow that'd be such a weird thing if it really happened you know it's happening right now oh my god there's some teacher driving around a neighborhood somewhere devouring shit waiting to be told to pull up out of the streetlight yeah and then Apple pay the kid to do it oh my god buy some Cold Stone after Jesus Christ um okay so oh I pulled up the image look at this fucking idiot Aiden what a what a too many too many super people are rich too many super people are rich okay uh oh another little WNBA moment is um on the heels of this we have Megan Thee Stallion has been performing in Moulin Rouge the Broadway show as Harold Zidler who like runs the Moulin Rouge and so here she is the night this all happened getting a standing ovation and crying it's gotta be so hard to go out and perform when you're going through like emotional turmoil like that I guess we'll probably find out though because something bad is going to happen to one of us at some point right yes right guys yes one of us is going to have to stream through the pain oh she's so sweet aww alright so that's that's her getting her getting her flowers from the audience holding it together and uh we have Hazel Reese also at the WNBA showing her love which I love you know she's like I'm a basketball girly but I'm a girly first and she said it's the way you show up even while carrying so much that's what makes you that girl you always have a little sister riding for you at dawn I love you sister so fuck that guy fuck that guy um I I would like to graph I wish there was a way to see if there was like a spike in breakups after this you know what I mean like I feel like Megan Thee Stallion is like so influential if she's throwing away a no good 2-bit cheater then a lot of her fans are going to be looking looking around their apartment and being like absolutely not get the fuck out another boyfriend that's like where's my Xbox controller exactly oh there's no batteries inside of it what's dinner yeah you want me to order it okay give me your phone yeah give me your phone okay well we're using your DoorDash credits exactly get the fuck out get the fuck out I personally am uh I'm hoping that she she takes a walk on another side of the street if you know what I mean we want a leg and buzzy that's right we want a leg and buzzy there are um oh I don't have a link but there are lesbians who are starting to fight over her they're like come on you need a stud to hold you down but then there's like people in the comments being like no go for a fan so everyone wants it to be like gay girls spring out here obviously I'm totally totally for that you know what I've been getting a lot of what on my algorithm what are you am I allowed to say mask yeah oh I am yeah yeah yeah but I can't use a list but say it right okay I've been getting mask mask chair lap dance course lessons oh no and it's always like it's always like pull it up you want me to pull it up absolutely I already know how cringe it is having been in the club in the club with masked lesbians in college in my early 20s I know the moves the moves have not changed the moves are like it's a lot of like lifting the shirt up doing a body roll yeah I know I'm not true to this I'm true to this yeah like they are dedicated to it oh they're trying a magic mic it's so embarrassing right right but I did I saw like I got like oh a bunch of people trying the courses together they're just trying it so it's like regular people should I send you just all the lesbian TikToks I get yes because I get a lot like I should send you this one when a short-haired lesbian sees another short-haired lesbian in public dude do you understand that that is my influence I have really I have new to algorithm for fucking space yeah but I like it I like it because I was already I was already into S studs oh yeah you were into studs I was already the algorithm was sending you studs yes oh here this one yeah also this mask lesbian versus fuckboy rivalry oh I've seen that I probably already liked it I haven't I'm going you got one no I said I haven't seen it okay I put it in the after I put it in the after I just want the last dancing I'm looking for that I'm looking for that right now I really don't there are like whole events where like me like what is this a big ass and tits oh no not for me in high school no thank you not for me disgusting this is unrealistic body standards okay I'm sending this one but you can't don't look at no actually I gotta send it a second because I don't want you to click the interpreter okay I was going to send one but I want that one a second because she's put it on the clinic is she in before I even know a minute well I'm just gonna guess I'm gonna guess and I'm gonna pull it up as far as outfit goes backwards hat so sports bra baggy jeans is my guess on the outfit maybe a shirt open like a button-up shirt open yeah but i'm like i'm like oh am i annoying uh looking at a lesbian and then being like hey lesbian over here no you're not i want to see the cringe shit i could serve to a non-lesbian i feel like it's like early pipeline like there is a whole genre of like online lesbian that i'm not a part of i've sort of like shielded my algorithm from that because it's so cringe i have this with yeah where it's like me when i'm a lesbian and then it's like the whole thing i just like it's not for me it's for younger days right it's not for me as soon as as soon as it's a lesbian as soon as it's a lesbian i can send it to you yes okay incoming lesbians oh you're sending it on instagram bro where are you sending things in our after dark instagram should i finish the megan stallion put the links in whatsapp because i'm just signed into a burner account for instagram okay thank you okay what i was going to show you for of course megan stallion is you say one thing when you're drunk yeah yeah there are witches on tiktok who are cursing clay thompson for what he did to megan stallion so you know i love this so here we go can't find a hole clay wants to shoot can't find the ball megan is joyful megan is free megan is outside twigging on one knee megan is happy megan is rich megan has met another man who's not a bitch megan is me your spiritual advisor if i get an even number clay's going bald tonight ball tonight megan is going bald if i get an odd number a hundred million billion dollars is going to come to you tonight hundred million billion i see good things in your future megan i see good things in your future a new better man woman or person give me everyone wants to go gay everyone's like get away from these these men give me give me an even give me an even new person is coming and then the other the last little bit of hex thing that's happening is giving him a whole bunch of injuries in 2k okay so we're reducing all his vitals to 25 cartilage and your knees and ankles gone that's hilarious meniscus is gone meniscus is gone see you gotta reduce the head durability because you was playing head games you want to play head games you gonna win some prizes okay head durability is crazy this nigga iq is gone look he don't know what's going on you're just so confused huh baby i know baby he has no idea what's about to happen me don't worry sis i got you i don't want to see that play he's fucking dominated uh all right so you said lesbian things um exactly what i fucking thought do that one last though okay okay oh she's pretty sick i have seen some of these okay oh god okay let's see what harley's getting on his on his feed because i got a couple of her and i was gonna send you them but the reason why i didn't actually because i am actually super thoughtful way more than you yeah there's the comments are turned off on it oh interesting that's usually means it's real people were bullying so that's what i'm saying so i didn't want to send it but then when kate went into bully mode i was like all right what is going on oh i see i see it's just kind of like a dorky ass yeah very dorky like this is the stuff that i do not get on my feed it's not for you to go to their page it's just simply not for me they get they get like there was one where it's like are there sexual ones no i don't think so it's like huh when you uh guess i turned out exactly the way that you thought i would it's not okay and to think i wouldn't well i guess i'm gonna be the bad guy i should just be the bad it's like something you're like who's this for yes who's this for what do they do to you yep yeah you know i it is oh you don't want to just in the periphery of my algorithm and i have kept it at bay because the thing is like here and on tiktok all of these girls that are like this like a lot of them are in relationships with each other they're they've cheated on each other broken up it's like a whole lesbian community online and i was too old for this shit i was too not single for this shit and so it is like it is like watching my young lesbian high school self and i can't do it i have that i have that did you see that that one there's this one lesbian couple i think it was on tiktok where it was uh the woman was like singing to her wife at her wedding did you see that one and everyone was calling her like ellen degenerates i was gonna say was it me oh no i have not seen that i'll try and find it i'll try and find it okay uh balance out guys to balance out um all the clowning on men we do we are now introducing a new segment lesbians with a capital l and it's gonna be all lesbian little goose yeah and hopefully everyone will be happy now because it's all balanced it's all balanced you get two minutes at the end of a show about little lesbians being cringe uh here is this is mass lesbian versus fuck boy rivalry this is a very like la lesbians yeah also like hey you better you better actually be gay because if i can't do this if i can't do the list you can't you can't be doing that yeah my my culture is not your costume yeah for sure my culture is not your costume hey me too no but i see i see girls in the fucking carhartt and stuff lately and i'm like listen that's not for you that's for my wife when she's picking up what at the freewood pile i've seen twitch streams wear that i'm like well you don't have a job now oh yeah me too i have that i think i saw you tweet exactly that oh yeah but he's stealing lesbian fucking valor and worker and worker yes both oh he's dressing up like he has a job carabiners we will kill you on carabiners anytime is that a thing that's a lesbian thing oh yeah yeah yeah really carabiners my wife's uh keychain is literally a carabiner really i didn't know that i didn't know they're all out there flicking their carabiner oh sure am i allowed to ask a stereotypical question absolutely do you do you or your wife drive a subaru uh yes shout out subaru i did and now she drives it because i got a new car beautiful amazing car i mean i i want something else but i think i'll probably get a subaru lesbians in carhartt and uh well it's all about practicality it's it's functioning over fashion it's about being ready for anything because we have to take care of ourselves we don't we don't have dudes to open jars and reach stuff on top shelves so we got to come prepared like my wife has a has a whole box in the back of her car just emergency stuff you guys got a bug out bag and she's got a little tiny shovel if she snowed in she's got a car shovel she got a bug out bag you guys got a bug out bag in the subaru at any given moment you're like that's it the men did it they fucked it up back up the subaru grab your warm car heart we're out of here yep we're fucking out of here we're going to canada it's time harley's waiting so sad hopefully it doesn't happen scary i just stopped watching that show when they killed a lesbian spoiler it was no that show that was unnecessary that was un-fucking-necessary the way they did that i kind of really really really loved it at the beginning me too and then it started the show did i was i felt like it was prolonged in a way i felt like they could have done it what's really interesting about that show is they always before anyone spoke in a scene there was a full second and a half of silence like every time it was guaranteed like part of the pacing in one way it's a decision that's made every time a person comes in and they look at each other and it's quiet for like two seconds interesting i never noticed that yeah i used to just be like come on come on now say it spit it out spit it out you can do it um okay what oh we're still looking at the lesbians all right let me look at this one next oh god i did see this one is this is this the um probably can't play this audio is there a stitch on this or no it's just no if there is a stitch i i hope not because i don't i don't agree with anything they're saying or whatever i don't know i just thought that this party was enough their face is like a cartoon it is like it looks all drawn on my skinny little legs yeah listen guys there's a lot of there's a spectrum of lesbianism there's a lot going on there is a very uh there's a pocket of i've noticed of lesbians that uh kind of like the aesthetic is very low wayne coated like carter three low wayne coated i mean she looks like a little baby and also kind of like a ventriloquist on me like the hair looks painted on yeah yeah it is night of the living dummy right like the eyebrows are very clearly painted on like she looks like parties though oh well i was gonna say this is turbo de goat of course she does everyone in the club knows her guaranteed every city has a turbo de goat and she is in the club every single weekend and has drama with all the the new lesbians i like to think i like to think that i'm the turbo de goat of dollar days mo montreal yeah i'm turbo de goat of dollar days mo yeah okay you can do something tells me there isn't an actual turbo de goat same way turbo de goat same way stupid um yeah this is i mean this is uh i i know this person and this is you know this is something i would have wrecked my life for a while when i first came out so totally uh recognizable to me and then oh god this is also it's going to be like it's like uh going to going toe to toe with a lesbian according according a girl is extremely difficult to maneuver yeah it's like there's no competition you have to throw in the towel right away because you get cut out of everything out of everything because then like girl code can come up yeah like you know you could be going like you know maybe you have a good conversation going but then now bust out a girl card like oh can we go to the bathroom exactly exactly and now you're gone and they're in the bathroom and now it goes like full like pickup mode you know something like hey i got a bag of code you want to do something yeah i'm like what are they shitting in there everyone's shitting long shits the idea of harley losing girls over and over again with the bathroom play is so fucking funny that's where all the deals get done that's where all the deals get done right in the bathroom oh my fucking god yes karaoke someone said i met this exact person in karaoke ab so what karaoke is lesbian coded i think this or turbo to go turbo to go i think it's like small town lesbian where there might not be a gay club but there's always somewhere to karaoke and wherever turbo goes that's where the girls go and she probably sings the same song every time it's like a whole thing it's a whole thing it's a canon event now this makes me want to die this makes me already i want to tell myself this is like i'm already this is like if i'm younger like i'm like this is who i'm going out with i'm like what you get between the two of us we can get any piece of business out there whatever we want if they're not to me they gotta be into you they gotta be into me i wish you guys harley you should go get one of your wwe chairs all right let's see attention a lot of masks out here i need help with dancing seducing seducing through dance giving lap dances where are we doing these lap dances like why is the skill that mass leggings need where are we lap dancing to this degree um i i've changed life i've seen it uh like it would look like i've seen it look like a bar and there was it was like a show at the bar and every everyone seemed like very lgbt coded sure yeah this was like almost like a like a gay talent the show type thing going on it was very small town activities very small town activities yeah but like uh i don't know this mentality i can only speak like i would have definitely a one once upon a time thought like yes after watching magic mike like so that's how you do it yeah and then doing it for like my first girlfriend on off you know this didn't happen i'm just saying i could see how my brain would do something like that harley yes did daddy long legs give a lap dance yeah i was in my masked lesbian era it's a good arabian to get girls whatever happened that never happened but i could see how i could get i could be like oh that's when i would do it and you just think it's the right move and it's not well and i think um if i like on love island and all these other things speaking of which we have to talk about sensation island oh no it's too much uh there is a lot of lap dancing and like truth or dare things like that truth or dare when you're like in your 20s you think like i need i remember being like wow i'm so bad at lap dances i should probably like do something about i remember having that thought of like i'm terrible at lap dances like that was the way to be sexy all the time if you can't you know what i'm thinking here a lot of this reads like a little bit younger yes of things i do younger but here's the thing i got to be that guy all through high school i'm like my first girlfriend a lot of people in this situation i would assume maybe had their first girlfriend way later in life so you're going through the steps that you would go through when you're first you know excited about sex you're like oh i'm sexy i could make this chair sexy yeah i think maybe just got it so it's like new yeah i think it's called it's sometimes called like second adolescence or delayed adolescence it's totally a thing for queer people guilty oh and harley and also harley uh where yeah you're having like these but like a sexual awakening and stuff later on and and you end up thinking that a lap dance should be in your arsenal of seduction tools so let's see what jay kill him has to say kill him kill him confident in himself five five two five two this person right you know she kills it though did i call the open shirt yeah you did i said it you did she wears a backwards you got a good haircut but she for sure wears a backwards hat oh there it is yeah yeah that one's always there there's a move of course this this reminds me of the the super masculine men who do the uh the cooking videos but then they just start like fucking the food yes it's like this is like a lesbian version of that that last the last move is good if you look at the last move oh oh look at the whole set the hat on yeah she did no she's got a class so sign up i know right you're the last move here also the last maneuver she does on chairs yeah yeah we gotta watch out here because it's stupid instagram here we go look wait after this one she's gonna go in the chair it's crazy oh wait not that one oh where is the person in this situation you hear that right a lot of pussies ripping right now she's leaking soaking wet she's leaking soaking wet yeah bro we're getting late guys we're getting late oh my god for halloween next year we should go as the yin-yang twins yeah are we i don't care how good you do it you're not doing it i don't care if you paint your legs no we'll go as the yin-yang twins because we're both white oh that's good right that's good oh my god all right uh do you want to do some soupies david my voice is starting to go i can feel it yeah i have another cool thing goodbye save that for next time i have a good one we already have a good episode for wednesday guys oh and make sure you come back tomorrow we're gonna be with tom ward talking about mormon wise do you shoot tom shirt off shirt off he will be shirtless he will that is not clickbait uh tiffany tutro whatever happened to the guy who called in and asked for help naming his ultra rare disease and wanted to name it ligma i'm so curious to know if he's still with us i don't know who he is uh jen jensen five podcast memberships thank you uh gazemo uh sent fifty dollars said computer make sure kate harley and david have a great day greetings from chicago thank you go to piqua's pizza i want to go to chicago love chicago um sank laws can i have a late birthday shout out for my favorite lesbian jewish david podcast turned 29 on the 25th and saw my first pwhl game um does kate follow women's hockey kate's thoughts on montreal's wife line first of all yes i follow women's hockey obviously i'm actually a huge montreal v2 fan because of the wife's on that team this is the number one lesbian this is the number one women's sports podcast i literally just had a pwhl game this weekend for the boston fleet so yeah i've got the friend in the world i've got the friend guys uh jugger jake said second idea harley clips that would send kate into a coma i don't know what that would be we we that's a good idea but we've replaced it to harley's lesbian videos for kate they also send me into a coma so that's fine it's gonna be like a horny coma or a cringe coma either way right it's a good time you're a good time um mini mini moomoo meekins i just got a switch in playing subnonica right now i love it but can't find any goddamn mechanical bay fragments also just got botw in the mail so excited to play yippee love y'all in the mail i got i got tears of the kingdom in the mail interesting sometimes it's on sale on uh amazon you pull the trigger but i also i got subnonica i put it on my uh on my steam deck and i booted it up for one second yeah and then turn it off right away just see if it would run there you go you need to hurry up and play it because the second one's coming out and we're gonna play together yes okay old incantation kate i'm so sorry i missed lesbian disability week please forgive me otherwise it would it will be queer on queer hate shout out to david for doing everything for the show and shout out to harley for representing intrusive thoughts yay um mike rizzle i'm watching y'all at the stanley hotel in colorado stephen king's inspiration for the shining wow i'm staying in a haunted room kate's disappearance is the first spooky thing that has happened hop hop uh we'll check back in that's scary that is i totally forgot my light fell i gotta go back and see what that looked like yeah smug smug acid said let's go sarah's yeah sarah's oh wait what happened how many stars did we have we didn't do a poll did we no we didn't pull wow dude wow listen sorry it's hard when you're doing everything oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you're the jay killam of this show jay cool and i'm i'm the who was i am again who was i the fro coat turbo turbo turbo and i'm the actual lesbian actual lesbian he's like losers sick after dark merch this is actual lesbian i want that i want it for myself tell you to make it dear ila if you're watching no we gotta make an easy turnkey for them we should start making ourselves just bring it to the table yeah we could do that we could do that just like hot picture black writing actual lesbian yes get on it there you go um too thick to quit i decided to take the day off get a massage and do all the things i love to do excuse me as the day progressed i realized that i'm still tired and i wasn't able to sleep in my question is should i just call out again tomorrow yeah if you're able to fuck yeah you will never okay i don't want people tomorrow i'm not gonna be here fuck you i'm just kidding fuck you never regret taking a day off no ever work is work is work take a day off there you go uh would be queen lear david you don't have to pretend we virgos are all banned from monopoly night uh is that true david no it's not true because we virgos are the ones hosting them monopoly night oh bad from the all monopoly nights they have to start their own virgos only monopoly nights as i'm stealing money from the bank uh sophia one two four zero hey after dark family it was my birthday yesterday shout out to harley for the nfld accent representation from an nfld girly this is my application to be your official nfld correspondent newfoundland newfoundland there's a great newfoundland song called i had a hat slaps canada is so weird it is i had a hat and it's like irish we've done a new world whoa whoa we don't have time for a new world whoa are you fucking crazy just saying the n-word back to back are you nuts sorry by the way that she did that and the fact you guys are laughing it off you have no idea saying the n-word is way worse than doing the list that i did and i was doing it to james charles not all game you just said the n-word what the hell kate it's only the n-word in canada no don't vibe for the saxophone after that it's hard not to all right how many more we got uh so many it's crazy uh 444 i was hoping you guys would cover the making scandal after dark is the best we got you we got you yeah hey um oh we talked about that dude which is worse imagine dragons or ajr uh both are awful um lunatuna would you rather the chain smokers or imagine dragons i couldn't name a chain smokers song if you had a gun in my head literally i'd rather i'd rather shanning and hawk than the chain smokers where the fuck that is i had a hat when i came in i hung it on the wreck and i'll have a hat when i go out i'll break somebody's back hey that's literally how it goes i love it i love that i love irish music i'm a peaceful loving man i am i don't want to shout i had a hat when i came in and i'll have a hat when i go out hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh that really broke it all right uh lunatuna hardly left i like how much money are we making here how much money are we making maybe you guys wouldn't stop fucking doing whatever the hell you're doing kate i can't there's too many queen jay race and five podcast gift memberships thank you thank you queen jay ray also said my bro graduated high school with tom and rita's niece and they were sitting behind me two rows i'm born and raised in la i've seen too many my best friend growing up her dad was a horror movie director oh cool there you go very cool we love that um i had a hat when i came in shut the fuck srachimgood said i'm five minutes behind but my toilet sucks ass and takes a good five sex with uh the handle down to flush and another five to go down so i don't start flushing oh i do start flushing halfway to save time ha ha ha five sex that's me on the phone with a prostitute sorry you know what go for it five sex please i'll take five sex please you know what five sex with a side of zuck fucking hell i got a hat when i came in i hung it on the wreck all right uh rambos i don't have a hat when i go out just keep going all right uh uh h3 after rambo said h3 after dark has albums david equals swimming mac miller kate equals title fiona apple harley eq pia man macho man randy savage oh i love i love title that's my favorite albums of all time good fall good fall when the pond is better titles good zoops kate were you at inbound i freelanced for the event i was talking to my wife last night about seeing snipers in the rafters i was i wasn't inbound that was the michelle obama event yeah that's when i was a marketing shill yep i was there there you go uh old deuce after dark means a panic button whenever things go off the rails the button makes it more off the rails the opposite of the pre-show button interesting say it worse say the real n-word that's what our people do just ai of all of us anglers cool cool i don't think we need that but it's a funny idea by the way we've officially gone longer than the pre-show just saying yay guys did we maybe our show went longer than the pre-show our show went longer than the pre-show today yeah exactly hey that makes us the main show thanks for warming up for us thanks that makes us the main show yep that's fucked up dude that's the law yo i had a hat when i came in all right uh i love you my sweet old cat passed away today i'm so grateful it's after dark time so i can laugh and see my three fave silly sweethearts kate can we see mr oj oh uh he had a cat when he came in i will hang in on the right and he'll have a cat when he goes i don't know break somebody's back dude she's not in here all right so i'm good all right shout out to the cat shout out to the cat though yeah rp uh sarach i'm good my parents in first columbia literally won't spend a loonie on anything made in the u.s that's good it's not that things are very bad so i'm good also said i might be misremembering but didn't sean king try to release a handheld gaming device or was that something that soldier boy racist alert wow wow that was this dumb march that was just like really thick white sweatshirts i don't know if you know it said anything on it um there was a book that didn't actually get written i mean there's there's multiple if you listen to the scam goddess podcast she has multiple episodes on sean king and it will open your eyes for sure but the degree to which he takes advantage specifically of black women of their work of their trauma of their trust like that completely turned me off to him and then when you see that everyone when i saw that everyone attacking me for criticizing him was white women i knew i'd done the right thing because we suck ass uh all right lunatuna donated in all caps i don't give a fuck what a man's career finances are this is making the motherfucking stallion the same shit with jay-z cheating on beyonce the audacity we for real gotta go barbie land for emotional peace surfboard shout out uh fable 93 have some tea on clay my friend was on vacation oh uh in vegas last sunday and saw him at a lounge in a booth with a few girls and was so confused why they were girls around him since she thought he was with megan well that might have been the last straw and i don't want to shout but i had that when i came in i'll have that when i go out all right harley's running out of battery um soft girl 165 said i'm behind but david is def title fight coded kate is peach kelly pop coded and harley is curb la goop coded i don't know what any of those things are curb la goop do you know what that is that's what they called the jews on crystal knock stop it they said round up all the curb la goop that's crazy that's crazy that's so crazy no you know what's fucked up what's fucked up is i literally had a hat when i came in i hung it on the rack all right and i'll have that when i go out i'll bring somebody's back all right i don't want to shout i'll have that when i came in i'll have that when i go out i didn't meet your sister i bet she choked you a lot no sarah ables ables mad donate another sarah kate what is that lip color it's gorgeous oh uh this lip color is keep it why should she have your secrets let her look for her own colors it is uh the glossier black uh cranberry or black cherry the glossier black cherry lip liner and then cover girl this is 415 it's like a super frosty pink there you go huge huge i got two more i'll be lighting a mexican jesus candle and saying a prayer for me tonight thank you hell yeah thank you thank you thank you and finally please look up megan underscore abelle and watch her change car tires kate's interested that's exactly the kind of shit i would love to see thank you so much watch her change super tires i will check that out we need to get here well uh that's it we're good for tonight tomorrow's gonna be so fucking crazy you don't even know do you you literally don't even know you don't know got a notification button yeah there's no other show it's just us tomorrow y'all so come correct get ready to chit chat with mr tom himself oh i should put something asking him questions on reddit yeah ask him about the hat that he came in with that he left on the rack and we will see you guys tomorrow bye bye yeah thanks for chatting with me oh god