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16th. Week 10. We start in the swamps of New Jersey where Boston to saw Scott turned up field and tripped into the end zone. Carson Wentz's Diana had tunnel vision.

Too soon, boom. And Daniel Indiana Jones scrambled as if a boulder was on his heels. New York may have a deal with the devil getting back into the NFC East race as Darius Hale Slayton and the G-Men are just a half-game out of first at 3-7. Huh?

Giants 27. Eagles 17. What? What?

What? To the frozen tundra where Jake Vladimir Luton spent more time complaining about passing interference than Russian interference. The take continues for Jacksonville as Marquez Exxon Valdez-Skantwin spilled into the end zone on a 78-yard touchdown pass. A win is a win.

As David Bak-Bak-Bak-Bak-Bak-Bak-Bak-Bak Kiari and the Packers moved to 7-2. The Dreadman Packers 24. The Jacksonville Jaguar 20. In Carolina where Teddy Bridge, one of those, had the Panthers try to sneak in an underdog win.

JPP used all seven of his fingers for an interception and he'll be rating the game film a full 1.5 thumbs up. That's that 1.5 boom. DJ Morrigan trailed, survived the broken wheel route in horse cholera. But the Panthers cocked a wagon and this season looked sunk.

Rob Gronkau's skeet skeet motherfuckers was catching balls from the windows to the wall till the slack trips off Ryan Jensen's balls. All you bitches crawl. Bucs 46. Panthers 23.

To Cleveland where the weather was pretty chill Also known as the Blake of Bat A Cleveland win was a Sherlock As my dear Watson played elementary Kareem Hunter S. Thompson was gonzo With a mind-blowing game out of the shotgun Rushing for 104 yards And they call him Dick Chubb Because he fucked over the Browns batters When he chose to step out of bounds On the last play of the game The Browns had the catcher Some spread In Detroit Where Terry the Cable Guy McLaurin Almost got her done And somehow this game was on TV Even though neither of these teams Are Foxworthy They call me Prater Salad Won this game for the Honolulu Blue Collar Comedy Tour And on the other side of the ball Antonio Mel Gibson played with a brave heart Disemboweling the Lions defense for two scores But it wasn't enough for the football team As they fall to two and seven Lions, 30 Washington football team, 27 In Miami Where we were expecting a lot of handoffs From Justin to Kelly But the real American Idol Was every kiss begins with Kalen Balazs Who threw his hat in the ring And asked for a handoff in marriage The Dolphins offense Disturbed the Chargers defense As two, two, ah, ah Threw two touchdowns With a sickness Salvin, cool clock a man Want to bring that touchdown ball To the White House As the Chargers continue to fall Dolphins, 29 The Chargers, 21 Down to the desert Where Cole, Pam, Beasley The receptionist was pretty fly For a Dwight guy As the Bills get beat in a shootout Buffalo, Bill O'Brien Really wishing the Texans Never treated DeAndre Anthony Hopkins As a wide receiver Ate the Bills liver With some fava beans And a nice ganty In a touching tribute To my good friend the Pope The Arizona conclave of Cardinals Smash that like button When it looked like they wanted us spanking Cardinals, 32 Bills, 30 In Las Vegas Where? Jerry, hey, Judy Don't make it bad Take a sad team Lose to the Raiders Remember to let you lock it to your heart Then he will start to throw it better Shooter, Darren Waller Asked Derek Carr Do you like me? Like, like me, like me?

Like more than a friend? And Devontae Cory Booker Scored two touchdowns in his new jersey The Raiders Got a head in the playoff race The Raiders 37 The Paco Club You can die, Bill You can die, Bill Every man dies Not every man Two grounds Standing on the corner James Winston down You know what Drew Brees is breaking his ribs While James is doing We didn't do this right Yeah What are we Maybe I wrote this wrong? Hang on, let's see Hold on, we gotta do this James Winston down low Should we stop this video? You left out such a fine sight Ah, such a fine sight Drew Brees is breaking his ribs While James is doing the twist Fresh off Lacey's surgery We just forgot I just forgot to write down Such a fine sight sight sight Alright, ready?

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dot com Enter code TAKE And check out To stay 15% off Sleep better, recover faster Train smarter with Whoop It's awesome We very much recommend it We're all wearing them Go right now to whoop.com And check it out with code TAKE Okay, week 10 in the books The Ravens are frauds Confirmed Well, they fought him on soon But so did the Patriots They did, they both had to play Weather machine Or some sort of Cloud seating operation Like is it actually Against the NFL rules If you just had a giant Sprinkler system That you installed Outside of your stadium And just shot water Into the stadium It looked like it It looked like it During that game This is just Belichick doing the Jacoby Myers Julian Edelman impression Was just so vintage Belichick And I don't know What to say about the Ravens I think Ravens fans Are probably freaking out right now Yeah, they have a ton of injuries But I don't know You're a better team Than the Patriots As of right now The Patriots have struggled this year They had to do everything In the world To make sure they won that game Against the Jets On Monday Night Football Some of their strengths On offense And then yeah They dipped in their baggage A little bit I read that Julian Edelman Has actually been working With the Patriots On how to teach Their wide receivers To throw passes Perfect So that's a nice little Fun wrinkle Also in the article That I read about that They made sure to mention That Julian Edelman Is coming back From a standard Precautionary Exploratory new Which was a clean up But hey You have to be feeling Pretty good Like season back on Season very much back on I'm looking at it now It's like you know A couple It could be the Seahawks It could be the Bills It could be 6-3 right now Instead of 4-5 No but like As a team overall As a team They are better Than the record You are what your record Says you are Okay than the Giants They are Almost first place In the NFC East Correct So you're all in You think the Patriots Are going to make the playoffs I've never wavered From the Patriots Making the playoffs And I still think that There wasn't one moment No I remember last week I was like crazy That I still think The Patriots Are going to make the playoffs Yeah I guess you did say that It is crazy that they Like if you're looking at the stats They did out-raving the Ravens So Damien Harris They ran the ball Down the Ravens throat When you thought Going into this game The Ravens would be able To do that to the Patriots Because the Patriots Defense looks terrible And then they You know able to make enough plays And make Lamar Jackson Make enough plays Which that one scramble Was insane When he just had a million Seconds to throw And then scrambled But still I don't know what the Ravens are now The one thing we can be sure About this game Is that Damien Harris Is so good at running back From the Patriots That I'm sure he will be Completely out of the game plan Within five weeks The Patriots They find guys That are destined to be Their next superstar And then I'm sure Sonny Michel will come back And like I don't know Three weeks from now Sonny Michel will have like 17 carries for 160 yards In the game And we'll all have Forgot about Damien Harris Maybe not Damien Harris is good But for whatever reason They just never find The Patriots have never had Like a guy in their backfield That they just stick with Weekend week outs It's like Corey Dillon Yeah Matthew Berry Just cursing at the clouds You are right Hank I'm looking at it right now The bottom out was obviously The 49ers game Which was abysmal But they played the Bills tough They covered that spread They played the Chiefs tough-ish Without Cam Newton The Broncos game was weird as well They should have lost that one But their schedule I don't know It is They have the Bills and the Dolphins And the Rams I know But for this season Those games are going to be the season I actually would say The season is going to be As long as you don't slip up If you can go 2-1 And the Cardinals-Chargers-Rams Trip Those three games You got to go 2-1 And that's a tough three games Because the Rams are very good The Cardinals are good And the Chargers Who the fuck knows With the Chargers So I would say The season probably comes down to that Before the Dolphins-Bills-Jets Either way I don't know what the Ravens do Their defense is a lot different When they don't have plays Right But it also goes back To what we were talking about On Friday When Lamar Jackson said Oh yeah Greg Roman's offense It's like the defense is calling out plays And they're missing guys On the offensive line And you know It doesn't look the same as last year But that's kind of what happened With Kaepernick's offense And Greg Roman in San Francisco It was awesome It was new It was revolutionary And then it slowed down a little bit There are only so many wrinkles You can put into that offense Right I also think The whole chaotic situation With the weather tonight Definitely favors the Patriots Bill Belichick Really? Because you can run the ball You should be able to run the ball When Belichick starts looking like He's on the deadliest catch On the sidelines That's when you know The more uncomfortable he feels He can put that out of his own head And be like The more uncomfortable I feel I know the other guy He feels way more uncomfortable Yeah I get that I just I still feel like The Raiders should be able to run the ball Maybe I'm thinking of last year's Raiders Tough weekend for Harbaugh's Yes very tough weekend for Harbaugh's Also we should at least mention Our guy Tom Lasorda Hopefully he gets better He's in the hospital I mean he'll be okay We think Yes hopefully 2020 is in already Yeah fuck you 2020 Fuck you Okay let's get to the rest of the slate Patriots are back Hank Congratulations Did you take a money line? I did That a boy Well you're responsible gambling So no bailout Correct Let's get to the rest of the games Week 10 The weird weird Five and six Whatever I'm over it It was unusual It was unusual You know what it felt like It was like my body had a full Another week of daylight savings time And I wasn't sure what time it was All day today because there was Football on every single TV I was trying to figure out What my body was going through When we were watching the 1 o'clock games And it didn't feel like it was ramped up And I finally halfway through it I realized it And I said it to you It felt like in week 17 When they do all the games That have playoff implications at 4.15 And all the games that don't at 1 o'clock So it felt like Because we knew we had Rams and Seahawks And we knew we had Cardinals and Bills And we knew we had all these games coming And we're like Alright let's just get rid of this slate Which wasn't great But whatever We had a couple moments But we'll hop into it So it's Texans-Browns was the first game Which was kind of perfect Because we were having five games early And then this one got delayed It was delayed 40 minutes But I feel like it was over Before all the other ones And that's just because The Browns basically said We're going to put our balls in your throat And we're just going to hand the ball off A million times Because it was like a hurricane Did you see the videos Inside the stadium It was crazy It was like a hurricane Before the game even kicked off So my take is I think if you're a Browns fan Now it's been ugly And they're sitting what 6-3 now 6-3 A game that they kind of had to win Even though it's not a must win But it was kind of a must win But I think If you're a Browns fan You're sitting here on Monday And being like I think God is a Browns fan now Because God Who decides the weather obviously Keeps doing the worst possible weather In Cleveland on game days And forcing the Browns To run the football God is literally your best Offensive coordinator He's saying do not Throw it a million times Run the rock Run the rock Run the rock You have Wyatt Teller back You have Nick Chubb back Run the ball down their throats And do it again And they did that in the second half And they won Yeah Hugh Jackson If he was a better Christian I think God would have stepped in A couple years ago And be like hey I know you keep looking for ways To hand the ball off to Nick Chubb More often How about we just play every game In like a torrential downpour Of sleet with like lightning Hitting you Sideways rain Yeah I mean the Browns are kind of Built to win up They are the old school Like exotic smash mouth team That the Titans wanted to be A few years ago If they have Kareem Hunt And Nick Chubb Just getting fed the ball The entire game They're going to be able to They both had over 100 yards rushing Remember I said on Friday Since Wyatt Teller their guard Who's one of the best guards In the NFL And Nick Chubb went out They have not been able to run the ball And they didn't have a rushing touchdown In the four games that they were out They had a rushing touchdown In this game Which basically was the win Because it was a 10-7 game And then a special fuck you to Nick Chubb On behalf of anyone Who took the Browns Minus three and a half Minus four Minus four Four and a half Somewhere around there For him to go out of bounds I don't know what it is About Georgia running backs In late game situations He didn't really have to do that Well he was going to go down He might as well Take a knee and go down inbounds And keep the clock running The way that he went out of bounds He was like I'm trying to do the right thing And it is the most Nick Chubb move ever Because he really doesn't ever talk Or say anything to get recognition So like he's getting all the recognition For doing something That most players would not do They'd rather get the touchdown To get the recognition He's actually getting talked about more For not scoring that touchdown Right right So that was an all time bad beat For well I don't know We'll get the other bad beat This wasn't a really bad beat Because you don't expect them To score a touchdown there And cover the spread It was always kind of a close game It was always a shitty game But the fact that he just Stepped out of bounds there Come on man Come on Just go in Go in for everyone Go in for America And I know he said Yeah like I did it for my teammates I don't care about stats I don't care about this I care about winning Well you should care Because guess what The people that sit at home And watch Everyone in Cleveland Bets on the Browns You ruined their debt I would like to see more Cleveland fans Kind of stepping up into the weather Like you know that If this weather was happening in Buffalo Everybody that would be in the stands Would have their shirts off They would like embrace And be like Yeah you know what We're tougher than this weather Look at me here My nipples They're out They're rock solid In Cleveland Everyone just They put on their car heart And they get doubly bungled up For the games They don't choose to Kind of show off How tough they are In the cold weather That's the Browns fans I think that maybe You get a couple more wins Under the belt They'll start to get a little more cocky But I am hoping That this trend continues in Cleveland Where it's just the greatest days ever It's impossible to get more gray Than Cleveland has been In their last two home games Yeah I mean you basically The weather is saying Hey let's both teams play With one hand behind our back Guess what Flak jacket Yeah all team flak jacket I think they just get used to it And they're like You know what I like this I feel like I'm wearing Kevlar Yeah exactly You feel like you're invincible Well and also if you're going to run the ball I mean you don't really need a flak jacket To probably hammer your throw a little bit But if you're going to run it all game It doesn't really matter But the Browns are in good shape The problem is The Raiders are going to be there at the end too If you look at their schedule Both those teams could go 10-6 Well it's Raiders Titans Browns Dolphins All going to be fighting for that last spot I think I'm forgetting one I think I might be forgetting a team Oh well the Ravens too Maybe And yeah So it's going to be The Titans The Browns The Raiders And the Dolphins That are all angling for that last spot Yeah it's going to be very very interesting So yeah and then for the Texans I don't really I don't have anything left for them Just end the season They're in an official Just end the season Well let me ask you this Raiders I'm sure we'll get to the The Nuke Hopkins catching a little bit But if you're the Texans Hypothetically would you rather have Bill O'Brien and DeAndre Hopkins Or would you rather have No DeAndre Hopkins And no Bill O'Brien moving forward I'd rather have Bill O'Brien and DeAndre Hopkins You'd rather keep Bill O'Brien around I wouldn't say that Those don't necessarily go together In this hypothetical they do In this hypothetical I think I still want DeAndre Hopkins I think I'm okay with it if I'm a Texans fan Being like you know what We have to get rid of the best wide receiver That's not how it works To get rid of the worst general manager Are you a Texans fan?

That's the biggest bargaining Like spin track ever Yes like you know what Sometimes you've got to cut off your nose To some of your face No no no no You've got to cut off your chin To get rid of some shitty jokes I think you could actually make the air You should have fired Bill O'Brien last year You wouldn't have had to trade DeAndre Hopkins Well yes in a realistic scenario That's probably the outcome That you should have hoped for But sometimes you know this You're a Bears fan You've dealt with heartbreak before You have to go back and spin zone yourself And convince yourself That maybe it's not all bad No that's not the spin zone I would use If I were a Texans fan I would just be like Well the Rockets look like They're keeping things together Oh wait no Well the Astros haven't cheated No snow in the winter Yeah no snow We still have J.J. Watt Yeah Alright Washington football team Lions Weird game because It's the Lions It's the Lions And the Lions somehow gave up A 21 point lead To an Alex Smith offense Which is almost impossible Given like what Alex Smith is As a quarterback By the way He had career high completions Attempts and yards Which is crazy But I just wonder Like what does Matt Patricia do Matt Patricia is a defense specialist He won this game He won the Super Bowl He won the Super Bowl For sure But he won this game And he actually coaches A very entertaining brand of football I don't know what brand of football it is But he coaches in very entertaining games In fact like you're making Just a power ranking of Teams whose games will be Interesting to watch You have to have the Lions on It's probably like the Chiefs Obviously in a good way But I would put like the Chiefs The Lions The Falcons And the Chargers As like the funnest teams To watch in the NFL Knowing that some crazy shit's gonna happen Some sort of heartbreak occur To the Lions But honestly like this game Should have gone to overtime Chase Young gave it away He admitted like I made a rookie mistake Because he had that roughing the passer call Which it's always a little concerning Right after a game When a rookie says That was just a rookie mistake Like I can tell already That I wouldn't have done that next year Yeah two years from now He's not gonna do that But today I had no problem With hitting that staff For like three seconds After release of all But you know overall I'd say this worked out pretty well For the Washington football team We didn't win So either way if we had won Then we would have been In striking distance of the NFC East And now that we lost We're in striking distance of Justin Fields So I'd be happy either way And it was first half It was how the hell Have the Washington football team Only scored three points Against this Detroit Lions defense And then the second half It's like oh here's The Detroit Lions defense They showed up They arrived at the game I also don't understand DeAndre Swift got his first start Turns out he's good Which you drafted him Because you thought he was good And then you didn't feature him Until week 10 Again what does Matt Patricia do What does he do as a job He finally realized That Adrian Peterson was like 40 years old Like Matt Patricia was really good In this game And why is this his first start Maybe you can maybe make The true football guy argument Of well he was struggling With blitz pickups And he wasn't you know But when has it ever been A priority for the Detroit Lions To protect Matthew Stafford's health They literally don't even have that On like a list of things to do I don't think you can make That argument with him Like he doesn't know All the audibles just yet He cuts off rounds That's probably the most honest Assessment that you can make To like prevent him From starting at this point But yeah he's good The Lions defense to be fair to them They didn't really give up That last drive to Alex Smith Where they drove down the field And they ended up Kicking a field goal to tie it With like 15 seconds left That was it was the most Head scratching drive That I've ever seen To a football game Because I felt like Alex Smith Didn't really complete A single pass It was just like Pass interference It was one of those One of those plays Or one of those series of plays Where every single time A pass fell incomplete You just stared at the screen Because you knew that That red little flag Was going to pop Or the yellow little flag Was going to pop up in the middle It was a Buffalo Wild Wings drive Yes Those drives where you're just like We don't actually have to Complete any passes We just know that someone In a bar in the middle of the country Is hitting a lever That keeps this game going Alright so that was We should credit Matt Prater Because I didn't realize How good Matt Prater is In clutch situations He sucks this year But that was an incredible guess It's crazy that One of the clutchest kickers Of all time Plays for the Detroit Lions That doesn't add up But he's 22 for 22 On game time Or go ahead field goals In the fourth quarter With two minutes or less left Yeah no he's a very good character He has There has been moments this year Where like he's washed up Because he's missed I think a decent amount of kicks For him this year So I was shocked That he was going to hit that But credit to him Also Alex Smith is just going to Set a record for the most Heartwarming games Every single time that he plays There's something heartwarming That happens I have something I have someone who's very mad at Alex Smith We'll get to it later Okay Ben Roethlisberger Because Alex Smith is taking away His comeback Yes he might kill him Yes he might kill him Alright Jaguars Packers Jaguars stuck around a little bit So I I don't know where to start I actually have a really weird theory That is no There are no facts behind this But I'm just going to throw it out there And you just tell me if it's stupid Which it is Okay I think no fans Makes the stadiums windier Okay Because there's fewer bodies To catch the wind To intercept and block off the wind I just I feel like wind has been happening more And like this game was very windy And weird I think I think the amount of people Yeah I think no fans More wind Okay Watch out for it It makes sense because If you watch like a zombie movie Where the main character Walks into an abandoned city It's windy as shit No one is living there walking around It's always like You know plastic bags Blowing down the street And that symbolizes How emptied out that town is Right I think that you're right I think the fewer people are right Although on the other hand If you're in Green Bay And you've got a bunch of people in the stands They're all like burping and farting Which creates natural wind That's true So I think that the wind Was obviously a factor in this game There's nothing I really learned Like Matt LeFour actually admitted After the game That the Packers came out very flat It was a classic Aaron Rodgers No sense of urgency game Right And I actually respect Matt LeFour For saying that Like hey we just came out Very very flat in this game But the Packers still They can't Like the Jaguars are starting a guy Who's a six round draft pick His second start in the league And you know they're going to have to run the ball And they still were able to run the ball So look Obviously I'm biased Packers fans will get mad But they can't stop the run When they need to stop the run James Robinson Shout out Mike Florio Had 109 yards Yeah the people that are The teams that are leading each conference Are probably not the best teams In each conference Like the Steelers The Steelers might go undefeated Who knows Or they might lose one or two games And then the Packers Are seven and two at the top of the NFC I don't think either one of those teams Is the best team in that conference Right right No I agree Although I don't really know Who's the best team in the NFC The NFC is an absolute shitshow I would probably actually say Maybe the Bucs We'll get to that in a minute But maybe the Bucs Yeah Because the NFC is just Every single week it changes Every single week we get a new team We think it's good I also Coming away from this game I don't If I were a GM for an NFL franchise I think I would draft the punter First overall Because these punters Like when Johnny Hecker Does his thing Used to be in the Raiders Yeah And Logan Cook was the punter For the Jaguars today He pinned the Packers Inside the 10 four times Twice two of those times Inside the five Like that's how you Make up for being an inferior team They're weapons I think that if the Broncos Had punted on first down As football fans We always say Yeah there's three phases To the game But let's be honest We don't really Take into account the third phase Until it fucks up Like until you see a missed field goal Or until you have A kick return on you Then you're like Wait what the fuck That's the third phase I think if I were a GM or head coach I would just be like Let's just dominate special teams And just see how everything else goes Maybe it goes well Maybe it doesn't Who cares But we'll get field position I really think that if you Approach the Vikings With that type of scenario And be like Here's how I want to build our team Mike Zimmer would be like Yes I would prefer not to coach offense I don't like watching it When we have the ball Mike Zimmer probably finds himself Rooting for the other team's defense To sack the quarterback When his offense is on the field Right right So I just noted that I was like hey How did the Jaguars stick around In this game They ran the ball And they punted well I also noted that When it comes to a brand new quarterback A lot of times defenses Aren't able to intercept them as easily Because they just They don't know how bad He's going to be Even they get surprised They don't know the dumb things He's about to do Like Ben DiNucci In that Sunday night game The defense was utterly perplexed At how dumb he was being With some of the passes You don't prepare to Try to intercept a submarine curveball From a rookie quarterback That's just not something That an NFL cornerback Would like ever sit down And practice That's a good point That's a good point So maybe that's the Maybe the key to the Jaguars Is always just putting in new Cycle someone in there Miles Jack had an all-time flop In the game That was kind of fun That was very fun It looked like he got shot He called the announcer I don't know who's announcing the game Called him Vladi Jack I like that Yeah it's pretty good Anytime you can do a real throwback To Vladi Divac This was also It was the Paul Hornig Tribute game right Yes His name is so confusing to me Because every time I hear it It sounds like they're saying Paul Hornig Paul Hornig Yeah like he was saying The Sgt. Peppers backwards And they're trying to say Paul Hornig Chris Myers, Greg Jennings And Brock Heward Greg Jennings The whole team on his back Oh yeah Especially with some of the things You said about Aaron Rodgers Would you say that's not If you were I mean the Fox executives Did you say fuck? No put your glasses back on You can't talk when you don't have glasses on The Fox executives They know what they're doing But Greg Jennings is known as a Packer They did have to dive like Real deep into the well To pick out all these Different broadcasting teams And it keeps leave Did the Lions game Yeah They just basically called him Hey can you just sit up here And talk shit Yeah he was good It would be awesome If they put him in a booth With Crabtree Just like Brock Crabtree To try to take his neck Just get a fight going So yeah Going back to the Packers I think they're very similar To last year I guess the better question is Actually next week Is going to be a really good test For them Against the Colts Because the Colts are A man of the football team They're not Razzle-dazzle They're lined up Punching the mouth Football team I don't know if the Packers The question is not to me Whether the Packers I think they're the same team As last year It's just the question is Is there a 49ers type team In the NFC Because the 49ers were The best team in the NFC Last year We'll get to that That sucks so much Because I could really fucking Honestly Just to give you like A little glimmer of hope I'm not worried about the Packers The Bears could beat the Packers I know they can The Bears could actually I know they can Especially if the Bears Keep losing Because that's when We beat the Packers When it doesn't actually matter When it can't actually help You guys play week 17 Well yes we play week 17 And then we also I think we play in two weeks Okay so week 17 That's when we fucking I want to put a bet in advance That it's going to be week 17 It's going to be a slaughter Yeah Alright before we get to the next game Hey it's Hannah Montoya Abercrombie's new summer drop Is our latest obsession There's tons of colorful swim Flowey dresses And they just released New linen blend matching sets Everything feels so light and breathable It's perfect for brunch Or rooftop happy hours Just like you're on vacation Shop Abercrombie in the app Online and in stores Eagles Giants The Eagles Are the most out of sync Football team of all time And the Giants are going to win The NFC East Yeah they are The Giants are actually Dare I say it A good football team I'm graduating them Yeah I am I'm saying they're a good football team As far as the NFC East goes No No no no no no no I think they're a good football team Obviously not a great football team Okay maybe They're not a good football team Their last six games They won by one And they lost by three They have lost three They've gone three and three In their last six games And they've lost those three games By a combined six points But the football team Almost beat them They didn't They started out in five For those five losses I'm telling you man The Giants are by no stretch A good football team I think you think that they're good Because in your wildest dreams This is like what a great Bears team would look like No Yeah I think like just No no no The Bears defense is way better Than the Giants defense Only maybe not way better But the Giants defense is legit Daniel Jones Do you want to walk He played well Daniel Jones continues to be The fastest player In NFL history Wait if we're going Your Drew Locke is bad Your Drew Locke stock is bad My Daniel Jones stock is going up It's trending up In the last couple games It's growing pains It's growing pains He's going to be out of the league In a year It's growing pains Daniel Jones played well He had no turnovers Which is huge for him That's actually That should count as a touchdown No turnovers for Daniel Jones Should count as a touchdown He also is averaging 8.6 yards per carry And if he finishes the season With that He'll be the highest rushing quarterback Since Fran Tarket did Oh wow Not even Michael Vick did that Yeah so what you're basically saying Is that the Giants are better Without Saquan Barkley Yes I forgot he existed I legit before you said that word Holy shit The Giants are a good football team If they had Saquan Barkley Yeah you just plug and play What Wayne Goleman And Alfred Morris Dude I'm combined Buying what they're selling With those two guys skill sets It's actually a plus improvement Over losing Saquan Barkley Their defense is actually Played very well Right And if they're offense They have more guys Than we give them credit for They're not a good football team I rebuke that statement I disavow that statement That's fine That's fine They've been competitive Mind you The game before Those six games I just listed They lost by eight to the Rams Who we just said Might be the team Coming out of the NFC They lost by two to the box And eight to the Rams Those are good teams They're frisky They're frisky Good ish I'll say ish A lot of ish You might be talking Into it a little bit I think that the Giants Could beat the Packers But that doesn't mean That they're good The Packers can lose Most good teams I have some shitty teams I've walked back good I'm now on good ish Good ish They are good ish How about this They're not good They're good ish They show signs of good As far as I'll go I'll say the Packers Excuse me the Giants Are not as bad As you think they are Right Yes Which is the highest compliment I can say If they were in the NFC East They would be terrible The only reason they're good ish Is because they're in the NFC East No I'm basing this off of Their close losses as well To very good teams They've been in every game They're in every game They got blown out by the 49ers That's really the only True mark on their record And they lost by 10 To the Steelers week one But they were kind of in that game too I don't Just saying good ish I'll say good ish Let's talk about the Eagles though The most out of sync team Of all time I don't know what it is about them But they look like a team That just doesn't practice Because they Like a good An Eagles performance has A few bad snaps Some weird penalties Some miscommunication on like routes They have all of that Usually a couple drops Yeah that was the most baffling thing Of all time He went for two When they were down by five Or by four So he went for two To cut it to 14-11 So that one was successful They scored a touchdown It was 14-9 He went for two Then the Giants scored again So it was 21-11 Then the Eagles scored To make it 21-17 And he was addicted to that Go for two sauce And he went for two again Where he could have just Got into a three point game With an extra point If you're a coach You might as well Just go for two all the time Because you can always find Obscure reasons why After the fact to justify That you did it Just stop kicking Even say like Yeah our kicker had a twinge So we gave us a better shot To go for two there Right so it was Oh god that was a bad injury That was a bad injury It was the Eagles are Doug Peterson Like we said Beef stew for brains That was where he's got Extra beef stew going in his brain When he goes for two For no reason When he's down four And then I hate to say this But was Coward right?

About what? I mean about everything But Carson Wentz He's a fellow soup guy I have to respect him Like was he right? Carson Wentz Was he right? Carson Wentz spends half of the game Within like his head Within a foot of the ground He's always scrambling around Like with his Just staring at his shoelace He's bent over at the waist About to get hit He looks all sorts out of sync I don't know what's wrong with Carson Like Carson Wentz Has not been good in two years And Doug Peterson I think Doug Peterson Actually deserves more blame For this loss than Carson Wentz Because you're coming out of a bye You're playing What some people would say Is a bad team I just call them good-ish And you look out of sync You go overnight on third down You go for two in weird spots And the Eagles ran the ball pretty well They had that big Boston Scott run They had Miles Sanders Going for like five plus yards per carry They didn't run it that much Yeah they're like Okay let's just keep throwing With Carson Wentz And getting him killed And not completing anything Right yeah So Miles Sanders attempted 15 carries But he was averaging 5.7 yards per carry That's inexcusable So yeah you just got At some point his stew brain Needs to kick in And just say we need to have A balanced attack That's the ultimate Quintessential football stew guy Thing to just always fall back on It's like we got to have Our ratio down to about 50-50 On rushing attempts And passing attempts But it hasn't kicked in for Doug Because I think too many people Called him like The next level of statistical genius Which is probably unfair to do If you knew Doug Peterson We got to talk in his language Doug you need to make sure That there's a good ratio Of meat cubes to potatoes Yes Right now you have way too many potatoes And maybe even too many carrots Doing that stew You got to get some more meat in there Yeah he's putting some He started to like branch out He's putting like Korean spices In so he's doing like fusion Let's get back to basic Just meat Maybe a little red wine Cooked down in there Just meat it up Tell you what Don't even think about making it a stew Just think You got to make a gravy now You got to make a meat gravy Switch it up to beef stroganoff If you have to Yes By the way So the Eagles and the Giants Remaining schedule The Eagles have 7 games The Giants have 6 Or sorry Yes the Giants have 6 They play 10 They share 4 common opponents So Cowboys, Browns, Seahawks, and Cardinals They both are playing those 4 teams And then the Eagles have to play The Packers and the Saints And the Washington football team The Giants get the Bengals And the Ravens I think the Giants are going to win the East Yep They're good-ish And I love your prediction About them beating the Packers I'm in on that It could happen Just get Tom Coughlin as an honorary captain In his red face It could happen That's also just like a I know this doesn't make sense Because it's been so long No it's a franchise matchup Yes it is absolutely how it goes Perfectly against the Eagles Perfect Get the game in Lambeau Have it be a night game Have the wind whipping Because there's no fans No fans or just kidnap Tom Coughlin Just have him stand nude on the sideline Facing directly into the moon Just have Joe Judge wearing a red Tom Coughlin face Yeah oh that's what he should do For his mask that he has to wear on the sidelines It should just be Tom Coughlin's like Red cheeks in the mouth Yes yes perfect We figured it out Alright Bucs-Panthers So the Bucs I would put at the top of the NFC contender list Obviously the Saints game was terrible But the Bucs have a trend now They have three losses this year And bouncing back from the three losses They've looked awesome So they beat the Panthers After they lost the Saints week one They fucked up the Packers After they lost to the Bears On that Thursday night game And they fucked up the Panthers today This was a Like looking at this stat sheet Makes you realize Chris Godwin had six catches for 92 yards Mike Evans had six catches for 77 yards A touchdown Antonio Brown had seven catches for 69 yards Gronk had two catches for 51 yards A touchdown Owen Ronald Jones ran for 192 yards Including a 98 yard That's not fair That's an all pro team right there Yeah and Mike Evans I think he continues to be Kind of like an underrated wide receiver Even though most people Give him a lot of credit I think he's like Probably top three wide receiver In the NFL The catch that he had today Where I always love it When receivers do that Going back to Who's the guy from Alabama Was it pro throw that made that catch That was later that he broke his leg Whenever wide receiver is able To catch a ball around an opponent And then hold on to it After they fall on the ground For me that takes you To the very top of my wide receiver rankings No matter how shitty you are Really if you just make One spectacular catch I still think that Brandon Lloyd Is going to be a Hall of Famer But yeah Mike Evans is a fucking monster When you have him and Gronk In the red zone You can't There's no way that you can cover everybody And Tom Brady is an all time Rabbit ears guy Like he does listen to What other people are saying Because the critics After the Sunday Night Football game Were saying that Mike Evans and Tom Brady Are not on the same page And he made sure that Mike Evans Got the ball today And fed him a lot I think that maybe Tom Brady Has had some work done this year I think that he's had plastic surgery His face looks different Maybe that's what happened last game Maybe he just got too high Of a dose of botulism in his face He couldn't kiss his son properly before Because all the muscles were just frozen up He was out of sorts Didn't feel like he looked good So he didn't play good last week Now that the Botox has had It's course to run through his veins He's back to feeling normal And playing normal But I mean it is crazy to think That this is the exact same team That just got their asses cut off And handed to them Killed They ate their own asses last year And then they go out And they drop 46 points And they could have had more Yes, yes By the way the Panthers I don't know what happened with Teddy Bridgewater He went out with a knee injury But they do keep Even though they got their asses kicked in this game That first half they were in it I think they keep their frisky spunky You know fun little brother thing They're a little brother They're worse than the Giants They're worse As of right now As of right now Yeah I don't find out I always have to stop myself From laughing inappropriately When they wheel the blue tent over And then raise the tent Over the top of the player Like it's a horse At the Kentucky Derby That they're bringing the tarp out on To block the view of it Shoot him like a horse Yeah, just have the tent Already set up So you don't have to It's just kind of weird To raise it over somebody Like they're in a field hospital In the military Or something like that The Panthers are little brother In that they are They'll never threaten To actually win one of these big games But they'll always be game It'll always be fun For the big brother To be like Oh, that was a good time We had a good time out there Playing a little ball You almost had me for a second While you laugh And you're like No, but you didn't You almost had me there Then they go home And they're like If we just add a couple pieces Here and there We can put it together next week But they're going to come up Short again against good teams But yeah, they're going to be First team I think that Matt Rule Is going to be a good coach In the NFL for a while They're spunky I'm putting them in my spunky pile Also, Bronco has all of his good weight back I think he's actually heavier Than he was in the past He looks like he's a load Yes, yeah, no, I agree He does look good And the Bucs, I mean So, if we're talking about the NFC And you said like I think you have to break it down If everyone was playing their A game I do think the Bucs would be the best team If everyone was playing their A game Maybe the Saints But we'll get to that But we'll get to that That's a big question Ribs, uh, ribs Broncos Raiders You should say like Vince Wilford Ribs Ribs Broncos Raiders Drew Locke sucks Growing pains I don't know how much longer he has To have growing pains Because he's Like they're going to probably be High enough in the draft To pick another quarterback Well, we went through the list And we're not sure That Trey Lance is tall enough For John Elway to go out on a limb and take Yeah, but I just Well, you know who You know who you could call Andrew Locke Yep, that's true That's true Andrew Locke to Denver Yeah, and Follows in the footsteps of Peyton Former Colts Going to Denver to win the Super Bowl Also John Elway Former Colts That went to Denver to win So he was attracted by the Colts Wow How about that?

I just thought of that But that's good No, but seriously, Drew Locke If he were a first round pick I think it would be different Yep So, because then you've invested a lot more You have, you know The first round contract That's guaranteed But he's a second round pick And if he doesn't put it together In this home stretch I absolutely think the Broncos Are going to at least look for And you're like, wow Maybe he actually didn't know what he was doing And then they always cut to him on the sidelines When he's looking dejected I always keep expecting That he's going to be Wrapping along to a Bone Thug song Somberly on the sidelines After a bad interception And we should So two things we should put into perspective He had four interceptions today The Raiders were actually last in takeaways Going into this game So that's tough to do The Raiders defense is not good And you made him look good Two, Drew Locke got a little bit of a bump From that comeback win against the Chargers But isn't that more about the Chargers? It's the Chargers It's the Chargers Like they exist so that you can have a comeback Signature win against them Yeah, Drew Locke is not good You might have noticed I'm just running out of ways To defend my initial take about Drew Locke Which is, I'm running out of catchphrases to use Like, I'm growing pains I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel right here I need Drew Locke to come out And show me something next week Or else I'm just going to have to go down with the ship But the Raiders, on the other hand I think we said last week Like, they're a physical football team Yeah, and they got Their offensive line has the thickest guys in the NFL They're the biggest, I think, statistically They are so big Like, I'm watching them And it takes a lot for me to be like Damn, their offensive line is huge They probably average like 350 pounds per guy And there's a couple guys That are probably 300 and 700 I mean, Tripp Brown is like 500 Tripp Brown is just a massive human being I think I saw John Green Just him and Mike Mayock When they get together to watch tape On offensive line They're just like, how big is this boy? No, it's very simple Big guys, heavy guys, fast guys Yeah, do it That's it But the Raiders So credit to them Because they weren't very good Throwing the ball They had a bunch of drops This game had like way more Obviously I bet the over But this game had way more points in it Than it showed And they ran the ball down their throat So like, that's always a sign to me When you're assessing teams Can they win multiple ways? Can they do different things?

And they didn't have their A game passing And they ran for 200 plus yards And four touchdowns Yeah, and we laughed at the other week When the nicest thing the announcers Could say about Derek Carr Was when he runs out of the pocket He seems to have good balance I actually noticed it today I was like, he is very well balanced He's very well He doesn't seem to be leaning forward Nor backward He's just perfect He's just the perfect He's got like a little gyroscope Built inside his body He could put a level right on his head Yeah, right now we're watching The Patriots and the Ravens Which we'll talk about at the beginning You heard us talk about The Ravens might have a comeback win We'll see Yeah, they would be two weeks in a row For Lamar Jackson All right, before we do Chargers Dolphins Dedication isn't born in the light of day It's carved in the quiet hours Before the world blinks awake At Fort's Head We rise with a mission To deliver craftsmanship Worthy of your table A slice of something special Holded into every moment worth savoring Because dedication means Delivering only the very best Fort's Head Committed to craft since 1905 Okay, Chargers Dolphins The Miami Dolphins are a good Maybe even better than good football team And Tua looks great in those uniforms Tua looks great in those uniforms He was kind of up and down today But, I mean He played well enough that they wanted Their defense has been awesome And, we talked about special teams earlier The Dolphins are a three-phase type of team Ryan Flores got all three phases cooking I'm cooking So what would you say the Chargers are? The Chargers I think the Chargers are the Chargers The Chargers are the opposite The complete opposite of the Panthers The Chargers have all the talent in the world Yes And they've got a coach Who just doesn't know what he's doing Like Anthony Lynn Is probably the most conservative coach But when you have that much talent on your team You can't play that conservative I don't know actually what they do On special teams in Los Angeles But, if they had like half the balls That Matt Rule had When it came to faking punts Going forward Doing crazy shit Two-point conversions The Chargers should be They should be around 500 Oh, absolutely I love that they scored late To make this a one-score game That was so perfect It wasn't a one-score game The Dolphins were in control The entire game They actually Like that to a fumble When they were going in To go up 21-0 Like this could have been An absolute route all game The Chargers got back into it a little bit But I go away from this being like Dude, the Dolphins are good Especially the fact that they beat So they beat the Rams They have a bye week I think Then they play the Cardinals They beat a good Cardinals team And then you expect a young team To have a letdown And they didn't They did not Like this game Smelled like a rat the whole time The fact that the Dolphins That we said on Friday They're 5-3 They're playing against a 2-5 team And they're only a 2.5 point favorite It makes no sense But I think it's just Perception is all fucked up You look at the Dolphins And they've been bad for so long That you just assume they're bad But they're not They're good Yeah, and it's always funny Watching blue-chip college athletes Get to the NFL And you can tell which production crews Don't watch college football on Saturday Because there's certain storylines That come baked into every single player Like Tua was always about his family And how huge his family was And how many of his family members Were in the stands for their games It's taken until now For the NFL to realize Oh, we should be talking more about Tua's family So we're starting to get crowd shots Of the Tagovailoa family Which I need at least 3 of Every single game They've moved down to Miami Finally from Tuscaloosa In that beautiful home The Knicks-Aid purchase for them But yeah, the Dolphins are good I don't really know what else to say About the Dolphins Other than they're good Which I think is actually a lot You know what? That actually is saying world I think any Dolphins fan listening to this Even if this isn't going to be A 10-minute thing Just us saying over and over The Dolphins are a good football team And guess what? Can I give you a little peek At what the Dolphins got coming up?

Broncos, Jets, Bengals We could blink And the Dolphins could be 9-3 But then We could blink And the Dolphins could be 9-3 But then there's a good chance That they'll finish If they go 9-3 They might finish 10-6 Yeah, they have Chiefs, Patriots, Raiders And Bills in the season But no, I wouldn't be shocked They always struggle In Miami But I'm just saying We could be sitting here in three weeks And be talking about 9-3 Miami Dolphins Which would be insane Media, this is a mess from me to you the years and years that you have had as a luxury to not have to learn any of the Dolphins players names is over you have to start learning their names right now because they're you know what the Dolphins they're for real I've got them in my for real column they're not a fluke the Dolphins they might even be legit big guys so they're not for real and they're not going to the Super Bowl but what they are is they're an ascending team that has young talent that is building something and you get a couple years to lose the playoffs if you're that team you get a couple years to get to the playoffs this is the whole process they gotta get to the playoffs this year they lose no one's going to be like man that's a great season then next year they get to it maybe win a playoff game oh okay they're building something that's what I'm saying they are past risky they've been elevated to for real the next step is legit that's when they're in contention year in year out to win the entire division yep they currently have Houston's pick which will be number 6 right now plus their own wow okay good job Bill O'Brien and David I'm looking at their games recently they fucked up the 49ers that game 43-17 they beat the Jets 24-0 which obviously the Jets suck but that's what you should do to the Jets not give up a point they beat the Rams 28-17 they went to the Cardinals beat them by 3 and then they beat the Chargers by 8 today and it was more than 8 the Dolphins are good football so in my head when I just said that they they need to take another step to be in contention to win their division I was operating on the assumption that the Bills won that game today that they lost they could win the division the Dolphins could win the AFC East and like the Bills let's just go to the Bills because they're the next team on the list that game sucked for the Bills because you expected a letdown coming off that huge Seahawks win and they didn't have it they didn't play great they had a lot of penalties Josh Allen was up and down they had a couple bad picks but they had the game won like they had the game won so you didn't have that letdown spot that you kind of saw coming and expected it was won and then Kyler Murray who is now like he is officially elevated to must watch like drop everything you have to watch every time he's got the ball that was insane that was an insane play DeAndre what do you think Bill O'Brien like where is he right now and was he watching this game and was he like lucky catch by DeAndre Hopkins he's not that good no I think Bill O'Brien was probably like you know what it's going to be sweet as hell when I'm coaching Michigan next year yeah that's probably where his mind is he's probably just hanging out in Ann Arbor right now he'll go back to Penn State maybe yeah that's right who knows but yeah when that ball went up and it was DeAndre Hopkins and then three Buffalo Bills defenders I was not surprised that DeAndre Hopkins did that it didn't seem that weird because he's that good you expect him to make plays like that which is a testament to just how fucking talented he is and I know that the catch isn't exceptional and DeAndre Hopkins is exceptional but the throw and like eluding the rush there's not many guys who can do what Kyler did there he's incredible he's just incredible I still sometimes things look a little weird and he'll miss guys but he is must watch he loves hitting the spin button on himself a lot of times he'll just spin for no real reason he's like 360 back into place he's like one of those race cars you gotta wind up to go fast he just has to spin to go fast he plays out there I feel like I played when I first learned how to use Madden when I got my first Madden game I found out what the spin button was I just did it all the time it was my only joke I was gonna say when I first learned how to walk just spinning and falling everywhere I don't know if we can call this a Hail Mary though I was thinking about that because a big premarital sex guy like Cliff Kingsbury I don't know if Catholicism is the right way to go obviously God has chosen his team with the Cleveland Browns this year this is like a Hail Satan I think that Cliff has aligned himself with a Dark Lord on that it sucks for the Bills because that drive that you had that shouldn't win the game Josh Allen had a great drive he did throw some classy Josh Allen balls there so the issue that Josh Allen has and that drive was awesome and his touchdown catch was awesome but sometimes he falls into the Jay Cutler my arm's stronger than everyone I can throw it through a guy problem which I actually still we've had this discussion before but I always think that I'd rather have a guy who thinks he can make every throw because you're gonna win more games than you lose usually than a guy who's very very safe all the time and he's checking down so you just know that that's what Josh Allen is and sometimes they won't work out but he kept them in the game the defense made some big stops the Bills defense is not very good it was very good last year it's not great this year but they kept them in the game with some big stops and then Josh Allen enough chances and he goes down the field and has what should have been the game winning touchdown the nice thing about Josh Allen is you're right he has the arm that Rex Grossman thought that he had when he was taking all those chances so Josh he'll get away with a lot of riskier plays because he is physically talented in a way that most other quarterbacks aren't so you can make him happen I don't even blame him because if your arm is that good you definitely think you can make every throw and also let's keep things into perspective here he just raised $500,000 for the Buffalo hospital he installed an entire wing you know what I mean and Cole Beasley's catcher's awesome Cole Beasley's a beast he's just going to play for like 15 years I would argue a decade but I know it's not I think it's been like 9 years I think he's going to play until Bill Belichick he got the free agent in 2012 not even about 8 years but doesn't he feel like a 15 year guy he's slowly making his way towards New England and then Steve Belichick and him will be able to do some really funny twin style Halloween costumes together so this was bad loss number 2 of the day but it wasn't really bad loss because you had the Hail Mary but Cliff Kingsbury kneels the ball the line is Cardinals minus 2.5 I was thinking it was crazy then I remembered that they changed the rule a few years ago that if you do return an extra point or a 2 point conversion it does count as 2 so that's definitely what he was thinking as crazy as it sounds that's actually the correct move by him either that or Cliff Kingsbury bet against the Cardinals today right but there's no way that you lose that game unless they somehow get an interception or a fumble or block kick to return it for 2 points and tie the game do you think that Cliff knew that rule? I do someone did maybe not Cliff because he's too much of a memo no because that's the only explanation there's no other explanation for what he did if anyone has ever spent time at Texas Tech there's no gene in their body that tells them not to score a point when they have an opportunity who's on his staff? who's it Vance Joseph? it goes against everything they stand for maybe it was Vance Joseph Vance Joseph might have known yeah because if there's someone that doesn't like scoring it's Vance Joseph Larry Fitzgerald told him Larry Fitzgerald told him Larry Fitzgerald went up to him and was like hey dude I don't know if you know this but the rule changed actually I'm going back I think Cliff King's very new because I think this is the rule in college and they changed it in the NFL like 5 years ago I want to say so maybe he knew it because of college and he didn't even know he just assumed it was the same rule as in the NFL so he was wrong but right also Baby Braun update Baby Braun is no longer DK Metcalf Baby Braun is now DeAndre Hopkins he didn't call him Baby Braun but he's claiming DeAndre Hopkins as like his protege in the NFL his NFL equivalent is now the theme of today's episode is special teams all three word all three phases type of podcast so special shout out to Tyler Bass the Bills kicker who in the second quarter kicked 54, 55, 58 yard field goals and they were all career long swarms yeah insane three in a row one after the other and he is the guy that has he's got one black eye black so shout out to him because that was pretty exceptional I also just think his name's Tyler Bass that's just a cool sell name that's a guy that'll pick you up in his truck yeah it's a good name it's a good name alright yeah that sucked though for the Bills I feel bad for the Bills in my head it should be a win for the Bills I know fucking satanic worshipping Cliff Kingsbury well they got the Chargers next week so they'll get right with a one score win don't worry about that one alright next up Seahawks Rams is Russell Wilson hurt?

he's gotta be hurt big guy he's gotta be hurt he was in the middle of an MVP season he's gotta be hurt I did notice that some more people started to pick up on the fact that we awarded him the MVP after week 3 yeah just because everyone knew he had never been given an MVP vote and he was really good in the first few weeks I said this last week but the way he's been playing so they've lost 3 of 4 and the one win was against the 49ers who were pretty bad or they had no one in that game he might not get an MVP vote this year I think he'll get one out of pity but Mahomes is gonna win the MVP and Russell Wilson probably won't deserve a vote because he has not been good and this by the way we were joking about the hurt thing if you don't know Russell Wilson is one of the there's certain sports there's certain athletes that are so beloved that the only way they can ever be bad is if they're hurt Steph Curry gets it so when Steph Curry has a bad game it's like well his ankles must be hurt Russell Wilson gets that because everyone loves him so much they're like well he must be hurt Gino Malkin in the NHL he must be hurt he's gotta be hurt the Rams defense is fucking awesome Jalen Ramsey shut down D.K. Metcalf shut him down and they did he shut him down or did Russell shut him down because Russell wouldn't even look at him and this happens it's weird it's happened I think in 3 different games this year where Russell Wilson has just not thrown the ball at all to D.K. Metcalf I'm gonna give Jalen Ramsey some credit I think D.K. is sweeping with Ciara I think Jalen Ramsey played a great game and the Rams pass rush was all up in Russell Wilson's ass Leonard Floyd shout out him fucking A man former Bear that guy is the biggest fraud stack guy he had 3 sacks today so I went back and I looked because he's a quintessential bunches guy 62 games he has 25 and a half sacks he's played 62 games in his career he's recorded a sack in 16 of those so he just either gets sacks or he gets nothing they come in bunches we talked about that so we got 3 today I have my proposal for the Seahawks defense because they're absolute trash although today they held Jared Goff to 300 yards passing which is a huge improvement for them they should just give up 5 yards on defensive folding every single play every single pass play just tackle the wide receiver your defense would be way better if you just took away the entire possibility of them getting a chunk left well that's the old Legion of Boom where it's like hey we're going to try to hold on every play but they're not going to call it on every play no I'm saying make them call it you want them to call it you just literally tackle them on the line of the show every single time it's crazy how the Seahawks have gone from unstoppable to this in a matter of 4 weeks but they're having 34.3 points per game going into this and the Rams held them to 16 that's impressive the Rams defense is good and I don't know what's going to happen with the Whitworth injury because it's that bad and especially for a Rams team that they want to run the ball and they want to do play action and he's really really good that sucks but the Rams defense man they're fucking good they are I think the NFC West is obviously the best division in this conference it's the opposite of the NFC it is the polar opposite so either that or Seahawks just start blitzing all the time just blitz every single down they kind of actually do that with Jamal Adams that actually is their strategy you're joking but do we need to ask is Jamal Adams a good safety or is he just a small linebacker it's funny that you say it because literally that's their strategy blitz every single time with Jamal Adams I think he just looks so cool like a big ass linebacker almost at play safety he's got all the wristbands and tape set up he looks like he's going to hit the shit out of you so every time he's in the game you're like we need to get this guy into the backfield and it ends up just exposing them massively on the back end so yeah I think the Rams are for real I will say with Seahawks when they get Chris Carson back they become a much more complete football team so I was actually thinking about this did we maybe let Russ cook a little too much yes did we maybe has he maybe overcooked the meal he's well done like let Russ cook was fun but they might actually do need some balance when you let him cook a little bit it's rare and he's usually able to take advantage but when you let him do it too much now they're ready for it that one interception was bizarre because he had a touchdown there was no one on that side of the field it was very bizarre that's where I think he might be hurt they played one they put one really strange stat on the screen I'm going to get it a little bit wrong but it was something along the lines of every year but this year with Russell Wilson on the Seahawks Pete Carroll has averaged like I don't know he was like 27th in the league in terms of pass attempts and then this year they were first in the league and it's just that's a big swing you can't change the culture of your football team like that do you think Pete is trying to dunk on like the NFL Twitter he's just yeah so he's going so far in the direction they want them to go you want this yeah you got it you know what would be very funny if so many people gave Russell Wilson MVP votes thinking they were going to be the only one to give him a vote his first MVP vote that he ended up winning the MVP yes I can see it happening absolutely someone's going to do it someone's going to throw him a vote just so that we can stop the conversation and I don't I mean the Seahawks are still going to be dangerous because it is still Russell Wilson and he still is an MVP candidate kind of but they're just a flawed football team we get to see them in the Cardinals on Thursday Night Football which is going to be a fun game to watch so they have to win that game for me to get back on the the Seahawks can make some noise like some serious noise in the when I say serious noise you know NFC Championship yeah they're not going to get the bye they're so flawed that if they win one playoff game I'll be shy right so I'm saying that if they win the Cardinals game I'll start believing okay maybe they have two wins in them over under how many times are we going to hear the word baseball when it comes to Russell Wilson and Kyle Murray playing against each other and the DK Metcalf running down Buda Baker yes they are both by the way such great excellent sliders when they have the football in their hands Russell Wilson he has timed it out perfectly where he'll run at a defender and then slide at the last second almost trying to get a personal foul he'll like he goes studs up too like he's sliding to second base so he like goes after your knees dermatologist tested and made for all skin types plus discover our new scent-stational fragrances that turn hair removal into a whole vibe shave less glow more fine air in all major retailers that was an insane run by Lamar Jackson but you already know that because we already kept it yep we talked about it alright let's go we got two games left 49er Saints Drew Brees hurt his ribs quote unquote ribs you're skeptical about that did you see the hit?

I did see the hit he got body slammed on his right shoulder he got planted but big cat what you don't know is that sometimes when you get slammed onto your side it's not just your shoulder that gets hurt your ribs also hit the right I think you're a little too woke on the whole rib gait situation Drew Brees has a bad shoulder he got slammed on his shoulder okay his shoulders hurt he probably still has you think Drew Brees would have come back in when they were like first and goal and James was floundering around to throw a touchdown if his ribs were hurt he could play with broken ribs he can't play with a hurt shoulder I think that Drew Brees if he had a couple broken ribs would not come into play Baker Mayfield plays with broken ribs I'm not saying broken ribs are a nothing injury I'm saying that Drew Brees knowing he's a tough guy he stays playing with his shoulders hurt his shoulders hurt he got slammed directly onto his already hurt right shoulder I think that you're too woke on this I think he's got broken ribs it makes perfect sense too why would they lie about it because if he's going to play the rest of the day they're going to bring him back and his already kind of weak arm is even weaker and everyone knows that he has no chance of throwing it downfield wouldn't that help game plans wouldn't that help defenses I guess so I think he's going to miss some time yeah because his shoulders hurt so then what would they be lying about well because they want to see how bad it is his shoulders hurt you're being too woke on this one watch the replay and tell me his shoulders hurt I watched the replay many times I want you to watch it again tell me his shoulders hurt he got straight up planted well first of all you can't really see exactly how he hits the ground you can think like it looks like he lands on his side somewhere it might be his shoulder it might be his ribs I was excited to see Jameis out there and also Jameis Winston got his leading second quarterback save yes he was another save he didn't throw an interception he didn't fumble he looked ridiculous though on that first and goal they had like 8 plays from the 5 yard line he was just floundering around getting sacks and everything so yeah also Sean Payne's going to be so mad at the NFL because Shepard had a report this morning saying that NFL was about to come down with unprecedented fines on the Saints for not taking COVID seriously. So Sean Payton is going to be on an all-time fuck you revenge tour against Roger Goodell. It sucks for the Saints that Drew got hurt because I think the Saints had flipped the switch. I think Monday night, excuse me, Sunday night was a switch flipping game and the Saints do this every year with just going insane run after figuring it all out.

I think if they were in that position right now, they were going to be far and away the best team in the NFC. Their defense still played great. Their defense shut down the Niners after the Niners had a drive to start the game down the field and then the defense kind of picked it up. So they get the win there.

But yeah, I think your wrist shoulder's hurt. Also 49ers already hurt. 49ers two muffed punts didn't help. Muffed punts is one of those things that I know it's not sexual but it really sounds sexual.

Yes. And the returner who has the green hair, you can't have green hair and muffed a punt. It was a quarter green. It was an all-time like that guy is cool as hell if you got that haircut and then you scored like two return touchdowns.

Like that guy's a swaggy student in the entire world. But if you muffed two punts with the green hair, you've got to get rid of the green hair. I'm watching a replay by the way right now and he's doing this where he can't use his shoulder. His shoulder's hurt.

No, I think he got the wind knocked out. His shoulder was already hurt. He got the wind knocked out. He was already on the injury report for his shoulder.

Okay. I think his shoulder's hurt. And I would be nervous if I were to say. So there's a real good chance that he broke ribs and also hurt his shoulder.

Yeah, but the shoulder's the one I'd be a lot more worried about. That's the thing. The ribs, if he heard adjust his ribs, I'd be like, okay, fine, whatever, a few weeks he'll be back. The shoulder is something that's a big, big injury.

Yeah. So I'm worried too. I want to see Drew Brees still play just because I think he's watched like a bunch. Who do the Saints have next?

Because Jameis, like on prime time, give me Jameis prime time. Let's see. Give me Jameis prime time, please. The Saints have...

Jake's going to beat us too. Jake is great at Google. You're like a top five Googler that I've ever met, Jake. Get it, Jake, get it, Jake.

If you say so. Falcons, home versus Falcons. Okay, so Jameis can win that. And then at Broncos.

And then at Falcons. And then Eagles. And then G2-16. Will they have...

I think Jameis is going to be favorite in all those games. Jameis is back. Ooh, Vikings for Christmas Day. Jameis.

Jameis, Kirk Cousins is going to have a bad gingerbread hangover. God, I wish the Saints were playing on like third... Who's Thanksgiving night? Raven Steelers.

Damn, I wouldn't agree to have Jameis then. Yeah, Raven Steelers. Have a nice conversation around Thanksgiving dinner about Jameis Winston. Jameis and Big Ben.

Texas Lions, Washington football team. Oh, Cam's got rocked. Did they throw the flag? Nope.

They hate calling that on Cam. Yep, there they go. All right, last game. Bengals-Steelers.

Big Ben's block was so funny. He's a big-time business decision on that end-around. He goes out and just stops halfway. There were a couple plays where Big Ben, you can see he gets tired during plays.

Yes. So whether he's out as the lead blocker on an end-around, there was one where he thought about running for a first down, but as he took his first three steps, he looked at the first down mark, he's like, I can't do eight more yards of this. And he threw a touchdown pass. He's like, I'm just getting rid of the ball.

Yes. The Steelers' defense was awesome. Joe Burrow was running for his life. He got hit 13 times.

Tee Higgins was great, but yeah, this game was kind of a who cares. Why did they keep Joe Burrow in the game at the end of it? I don't know. There's no good...

He was getting his ass kicked out there. Yeah. I mean, they're not saving him for the playoffs. Yeah, but I don't know.

Zach Taylor. I don't know if Zach Taylor's coming back next year. Has Zach Taylor done anything to make you think, like, this guy is even frisky? Yeah, they're going to have some frisky performances, but Zach Taylor, if he gets fired this year, which we never talked about another man's job, we don't want him to get fired.

He will be a trivia question that no one gets in 10 years. Who is the coach between Marvin Lewis and Hugh Jackson? Probably Marvin Lewis again. Marvin Lewis had two stints for the Bengals.

Who coached in between them? This was the Steelers' 14th straight home victory against a quarterback who was drafted number one overall. Whoa! So that's basically like Carson Palmer and Baker Mayfield.

Yeah, that's a fun fact. Yeah, now Joe Burrow on that list. But yeah, the Steelers are good. The Steelers are good.

They're 9-0. They're scheduled. Breaks nicely for them. Big Ben's shoulder looks strong.

His arm looks strong. He was whipping it in there. He's not jacking off anymore. He's back to peak physical bend performance.

By the way, that was so funny on Friday that Mike Tomlin was quoted saying that Big Ben's knees are fine. They never were a problem. And Big Ben, going into this week, he was like, I've got 200 knees and I look, you have coronavirus. On the low.

Yeah, he's got to be pissed at Alex Smith. What do you think's inside Mike Tomlin's skull? I think he's just got a brain that's camouflaged in the salute to service design. Just a normal human brain.

It's a mini Mike Tomlin. It's actually the fake Mike Tomlin that used to be on the sidelines saluting on service inside Mike Tomlin's brain. But yeah, the Steelers are good. I don't know what else to say.

They're a good football team. They're a very good football team, actually. They say they're very good. And it feels like it's a collision course between the Steelers and the Chiefs, which, saying that out loud right now means the Steelers will lose in the playoff two.

Can the Jaguars get in? Because that would be the Dolphins. Like, something stupid will happen to the Steelers if you think the Steelers are going to go to the Super Bowl. I mean, I could see the Raiders beating the Steelers.

That would be an old school. Yeah, just because we're going to be more Pittsburgh than you are. That's what John Gruden and Mike Mayak are up to. They're building Pittsburgh too out in the desert.

Yes, I like that. I like that. So, all right, that was all the games. Should we do Football Guy of the Week real quick?

Football Guy of the Week? We think about your Bears tomorrow. Must win. Must win.

Can't lose. I don't feel confident but I will probably bet on them and I will convince myself that they're going to win the game. Also, it was very funny how Billy spent all this time on Friday and Saturday putting together a spreadsheet. He learned how to use Excel and was just hammering away at some formulas.

Putting together six different parlays that all had like a statistically insignificant chance of all losing. It was like, what do you say? It was like less than 1% and then they all lost. Yes, they all lost.

He thought he did it. He thought he broke Vegas. He thought he was going to be bringing down the house to Billy Football. Yep.

All right, let's do Football Guy of the Week and we're going to talk some Masters and some other stuff and who's back on the other end. Football Guy of the Week presented by Phil Sorocco OneBlade the only tool that can trim edge and shave any length of hair. It's November and that means gift-giving season is coming up which makes now a perfect time to pick up a specially marked OneBlade Barstool Pack nationwide where you can win up to $1,000 to the Barstool Store. Make sure if you already have your Barstool OneBlade that you head to the Barstool Store and use your credit.

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Yes, he did. Wisconsin Top. That's right. He's a low-man award winner.

A pair of Iowa high school teams earlier this week Rams and St. Mary's and Montezuma. Did you guys see their final score? Yeah, I think it's 7-on-7.

8-on-8. 8-on-8 is still. 108-94. Is that football guy?

No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, wrong. That's Mickey Mouse football.

I sent you guys this list in the afternoon. A real football guy would rather win 3-2 than 108-94. Fair. Indiana head coach Tom Allen.

ESPN did a graphic of his injuries while celebrating this year. Black eye, losing two front teeth. Now, this is football guy. I also think that this guy might just get into fights just at night and so he just says, oh, you know that?

Black eye, yeah, I got to celebrate a touchdown. Everything after a win for 24 hours counts as a celebration. Yes. Then lastly, Lane Kiffin.

After the Rebels scored a 91-yard touchdown late for South Carolina, he threw his clipboard high into the air. That's understating it. Lane officially has his swagger back because when he's doing this shit where he draws up a play that's so good that he knows it's going to be a touchdown before the ball's even thrown, nothing better. Yeah, he loves that shit.

And then he is really feeling himself because then he tweeted out what, minus 12? Minus 13. Minus 13, showing that he acknowledged the cover, the meaningless cover. And so I expect Lane probably got a call for compliance.

Yeah, he deleted that one. But those are our football guys of the week. Which, I mean, that makes me want to bet on Lane Kiffin every single week. The fact that he is acknowledging and courting that type of thing.

He's always been a spread guy. Yes. Always been a spread guy. Always coaching the spread.

Alright, so football guy presented by Phil Sarelko, OneBlade. Go check out Phil Sarelko, OneBlade. Thank you, and then go vote. Alright, before we do who's back of the week, what about our friend Bryson DeChambeau who called Augusta National a par 67?

Yeah, he said that was his goal, right? If he shot worse than a par 67. What did he end up shooting? I think he was minus three on a par 72.

So I think Whitney, our friend Ryan Whitney said he was plus 18. Plus 18 on the weekend, not great. Didn't make the cut, even. Didn't make the cut.

Yeah, that was hilarious. And then, of course, he did the I don't feel good. My tummy hurts. I feel dizzy.

I don't have COVID. He definitely got tested for coronavirus like 17 times. Yeah, there's gotta be another reason why. I'm gonna run it until I get a false net.

Yeah, when I have corona I tend to hit the ball out of bounds. I tend to not be able to see my balls anymore. That was so funny when he was looking for his balls in the rough. And then he asked the rules officially, he's like, wait, what do you mean that I get a penalty if I can't find a ball?

That doesn't make any sense. That was actually the end of it for him. Like he was, that moment when his ball plugged and he couldn't find it and he took the penalty, from that moment on he was a head case. Dustin Johnson won.

Course record, minus 20. He was awesome. It's crazy that he's such a good golfer and he's the world's number one that he hadn't won a Masters yet. So credit to him that everyone got really horny when he cupped Polina's ass afterwards, which was nice.

It's gonna be interesting seeing what they serve at the Masters next year. What does a guy like Dustin? Yeah, just an eight ball and a pack of camel blues for everyone. The golf post-golf is the horniest Twitter gets.

Like old man horny. Well, because you've been staring at dudes for nothing but like three and a half hours and it's like, oh, there's one attractive woman. We all turn into the horny wolf that starts kicking our leg to the sun, that goddamn sun. And Brooks, not great, but I mean, for seventh, he was like nine under.

He was coming back from injury, dude. What else do you want? He played well on one leg. He played better than Bryson.

I mean, on one leg. If he had two healthy legs, I think he runs away with this. He sits another course recently. His hip is feeling good.

It's a no-doubter. He was looking strong too. Yep, looking real strong. But yeah, it was fun to have the Masters on.

I don't really know what else to say other than, oh, Tiger, that ten, that fucking three times in the water. That was rough. That was really bad. There were a few holes just horrible.

He's just not good at golf anymore. No, he sucks. He was good for like three years. He just ended in 2017.

Now he stinks. Rory actually, Rory was playing the best golf out of everybody at the end of the day on Sunday. If it was one round longer, I think that Rory McIlroy would have won the Masters. He got the big cat jinx bump because I tweeted on Friday morning, I could beat Rory right now after he went into the drink.

And then from that point on, I think he was minus 25. He had a shitty, shitty first round. But besides that, he was lights out. People forget just how short Rory is.

Rory's like five. I think he's 5'7", 5'8". Real short guy. Really?

No. We're going to preview on Wednesday. Anthony Davis today. He declined his $28.7 million player option because he's now an unrestricted free agent.

What? Pinnables? No, he just... He hates LeBron.

And then James Harden... He's going to do it anyway. No, he wants out. That's how I interpreted that too.

Russell Westbrook wants out of Houston. So it's just like the same song to the dance with Russell Westbrook. And James Harden apparently wants to come to Brooklyn and play with the Nets. Which would be a complete disaster.

It would destroy the entire... Yeah, that's not going to work. They wouldn't even be a super team. They would just be like...

I saw a couple tweets afterwards and it was like, James Harden wants to come to Brooklyn and then it was like, nothing specific or real sources. It was like, I'm reading Teele's here. James Harden wants to come to Brooklyn. Kyrie doesn't want James Harden.

Which makes sense. Yeah, yeah. So everyone just doesn't want to play for the Rockets anymore. I think it's Russell Westbrook.

But Russell Westbrook is going to get traded too, right? Yeah, James Harden... Chris Paul is going to get traded as well. Yeah, he did get traded.

Oh, he got traded. That's right. Has he been sucked off yet? He's not officially on the team.

I don't know. Let me know when he gets a blowjob. He's the head of the NFL. He's not a player.

He's like a narc. You can't really... No, disagree, dude. How are you going to have the Suns, the bubble Suns, the hottest team in the world, have Chris Paul come on and not get his nut off with the boys, with the fellas?

Team commodity. How do you bring that up to them? Like if you're Chris Paul, you're joining the team for the first day. When is this part of my onboarding process?

I think Devin Booker just... I think he makes it not awkward and just says it like, hey dude, hope you're ready to get sucked off. She's in there. Frank Prince in there.

You're after him. All right, that's it. Who's back? Did you enjoy the slate today?

It was all right. Listen, I'm not going to get into synantics about it. In theory, I'll always take a slate like this versus a slate like seven, eight, and three. That's not what it's up to, though.

Yeah, it is. No. I'm looking at the numbers. You're talking about specifics and he said, she said type deal.

So you're saying that you prefer the slate over the three afternoon games, which I agree with. Yeah, three. I said three socks. Good take.

Four is perfect. You tried to make it like an argument that I don't want football. You're like, more football? He doesn't want more football?

It's still the same amount. It's just how you present it. You want to take it off. You don't football all day.

Real football football. The witching hour is a sacred time. There was not double witching hours. There was no first witching hour.

There absolutely was not. Well, that's what I'm saying. He said two years got time. No, no.

People know. They watched those first games and did not produce a witching hour. The witching hour is a sacred time in our Sunday afternoons where all chaos reigns supreme. But it doesn't always happen.

Yes, it does, because there's eight games. There's something crazy happens when there's eight games. I do think that it wasn't very COVID safe for the NFL to have double witching hours, which extended the amount of time that people were staying at bars today. You basically had to be in a bar for eight hours.

Patriots are not as big of a fan as you think you were talking about in the beginning. Patriots are back big time. My other who's back of the week is giant coats on quarterbacks on the sidelines. I always like the giant coat season.

Aaron Rodgers broke one out today. It didn't hit the same when it's not Tom Brady wearing his prescription coat. Double pads. Yeah, it's the width of four normal coats.

It sucks that he's in Tampa and probably won't play. Let's see, is he going to play any cold weather games? Probably not. So we're probably not going to get Tom Brady coat season.

But I do like it when quarterbacks just go on the sidelines and they disappear into the coat. And then when they get out of the coat, it's almost better when they just shrug it off their shoulders. And it looks like they're a knight stepping off of the stallion and going to the water. Steam coming out of it.

All right, my who's back of the week is the Wisconsin Badgers. They're all the way back. And Jim Harbaugh is donezo. That was sad.

We don't celebrate that. No, we don't celebrate because I do like Jim Harbaugh. Poor Rich Eisen sucks that game was on national television. Everyone could watch it.

I don't know where he's going to go. Broncos. Bears. I think I'm on the Bears.

But it's always bad when you have during the game on Saturday night, Rich Rod was trending. Oh, that's tough. Because Michigan fans are like, we'd rather have Rich Rod. Yeah, Rich Rod, Brady Hook.

That's bad when you're not trending. So yeah, that was a tough one for Michigan. And then I don't know what I'm going to do next Saturday because Wisconsin plays Northwestern and I do not, I don't want to live in a world where Ravel is not happening. No, it's not.

He's so annoying. I don't care about it. Like, that's the thing. If Wisconsin plays Northwestern, I don't care.

I'm not going to tweet him I don't give a fuck I might block him I might just fucking block him Well he's going to set up a bet That you don't know about Big Cat said that he's going to run a 10k If Northwestern wins And you'll be like Excuse me Jesus Christ This is going to be the worst Alright Jakey who's back Let's do it In the hunt graphic Yep This is the first week I saw it The Bears are right off the top Yeah they were Yeah they were It's great The in the hunt I love how universal it is It was not now The Washington football team Patriots are The Christians pinky That's right I forgot I added them And you know what You also added every NFC East Yeah my goodest Giants Fuck I don't know how I added five teams You got bullied into it No one can ever mention the COVID thing again Five teams That's too many teams And I have to get a tattoo If Drew Brees wins the Super Bowl What? James wins the Super Bowl Don't I'll get a tattoo just out of fun No I said that if Drew Brees wins the Super Bowl I'll get a tattoo of whatever number of touchdowns he ends up with Yeah when it comes to James though I think I just might be so excited Yeah no I would probably get a tattoo Get a tattoo voluntarily That'd just be fun Alright let's do numbers Eight Eight again Oh by the way I think I said it at the end of Friday Fifty Fifty 47 Three feet 47 Friday Is it a dinosaur? 47 47 What is this? One One Wow One So basic Wow Incredible I believe it for his timer Interesting Alright animal fact You don't have one?

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