NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS

<p>It’s been a messy start to today, SayWhovia. Literally. But we’re going to get through it together. </p><p>Because this week, we have a delicious meal to serve up, straight from the best kitchens of the Trump golf courses. Or, from a kitchen of a Trump golf course. Come learn about the new grift!</p><p>And if you feel like you’re in too deep, Dan and Maureen will send one of the new Eric Adams lifeguard drones. It won’t save you—but it will soothe you.</p><p>Come sit down, SaysWhovia. It’s time to eat.</p> <p><hr><p>Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/sayswho">patreon.com/sayswho</a></p></p>