Not the Fruits You Want To F**k | Brilliant Observations 124

Like fruit… a lot? We give #FoodPorn a whole new meaning in our latest Brilliant Observations comedy chat cast featuring cohosts and NSFW friends Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi. We're talking bananas, banana peels, grapefruit holes, cannoli… and anything else you can think to use for that special sexy time (or lunch time, evidently). Follow that up with some mouthwatering ASMR courtesy of an insanely satisfying CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH and you're on your way to a gloriously pleasurable experience.  If that isn't enough to get you all hot and bothered, we move on to a rousing discussion of personal accountability and self-flagellation (emphasis on the Flagellating. Flagellatio?). You get the point. We're saucy, snarky and we go there. Wanna come? Click play. Full disclosure: for those of you who have no idea what ASMR means, you're not alone. I actually had to look it up. Here t'is: Auto Meridian Sensory Response or ASMR is a fancy term for a phenomenon more affectionately known as"brain tingles which are triggered by certain sounds" and may or may not be accompanied by equally soothing visuals. Triggers range from specific sounds like a calligraphy pen writing on a piece of paper to personal attention scenarios like getting your hair cut. In almost every video the individual is whispering, and accentuating the smack of their lips. YouTubers known as ASMRtists create trigger videos to appeal to the community at large. While what they do may appear strange to some, favorite ASMRtists can garner millions of views on YouTube. Thanks for listening, kids. And please don't listen with your kids. Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite chat conversation podcast. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes, search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. On Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, then click Follow. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook:  @listenbrilliant Facebook:  @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:  @listenbrilliant Instagram:  @AmyFugazi Email:  [email protected] Facebook Fan Group:  @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes