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EPISODE · Dec 24, 2025 · 3 MIN

Our Annual Christmas Poem - From Two Sober Elves

from Sober Awkward

🎄 Merry Christmas from Sober Awkward! 🎄It’s that time of year again, the crackers are cracking, the mulled wine is flowing, and somewhere in the chaos, a sober legend (yes, you) is standing strong. We know how awkward, emotional, and just plain weird Christmas can be when you’re doing it booze-free, so we’ve brought back our annual Sober Awkward Christmas Poem to help keep you smiling, grounded, and booze free.This is our little festive gift to you, a reminder that you are not alone, and that choosing sobriety (especially today) is one of the most powerful, life-affirming things you can do. You won’t wake up with regret, fall headfirst into the gravy, or try to kiss your cousin during Love Actually.You’re doing something brave. Something brilliant. Something you’ll actually remember.So wherever you are, whatever your set-up, however awkward it gets — we’re sending you love, strength, and a huge dose of sober cheer.Merry Christmas one and all,Love from your favourite sober elves,Vic & Hamish 💚 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎄 Merry Christmas from Sober Awkward! 🎄It’s that time of year again, the crackers are cracking, the mulled wine is flowing, and somewhere in the chaos, a sober legend (yes, you) is standing strong. We know how awkward, emotional, and just plain weird Christmas can be when you’re doing it booze-free, so we’ve brought back our annual Sober Awkward Christmas Poem to help keep you smiling, grounded, and booze free.This is our little festive gift to you, a reminder that you are not alone, and that choosing sobriety (especially today) is one of the most powerful, life-affirming things you can do. You won’t wake up with regret, fall headfirst into the gravy, or try to kiss your cousin during Love Actually.You’re doing something brave. Something brilliant. Something you’ll actually remember.So wherever you are, whatever your set-up, however awkward it gets — we’re sending you love, strength, and a huge dose of sober cheer.Merry Christmas one and all,Love from your favourite sober elves,Vic & Hamish 💚 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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🎄 Merry Christmas from Sober Awkward! 🎄It’s that time of year again, the crackers are cracking, the mulled wine is flowing, and somewhere in the chaos, a sober legend (yes, you) is standing strong. We know how awkward, emotional, and just plain...

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