BLADE: THE SERIES (2006) is a thing that happened [Patreon Unlock]

We're releasing this from behind the veil of our Patreon feed to let y'all regular feed listeners in on one of our Blade retrospectives… but not one you probably know about. As the credits rolled on the cinematic garbage fire that was Blade: Trinity, we all looked around at ourselves and thought to ourselves: "Well, at least we'll never get an on-screen Blade as bad as this." To most of us, this thought was a relief, but to screenwriter David S. Goyer, it was merely a challenge. If this is the first time you're hearing of Blade: The Series, there's definitely a reason for that. Blade: The Series is David S. Goyer's rock bottom, and considering he wrote the screenplays for Batman v Superman and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, this is no mean feat. In fact, Blade: The Series is rock bottom for everyone involved. Even Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones, whose job replacing Wesley Snipes as Blade is somehow both the pinnacle and nadir of his short and storied acting career. On the latest addition to our Patreon feed, Jack and Henry groan, sigh and complain their way through Blade: The Series, where middle-aged vampire moms terrorise the public and we see how the transition to the small screen made Blade a far less effective fighter (unless, of course, he's up against a pregnant woman). Check out our Patreon (free trial) Pod Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/that90ssmshow BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/that90ssmshow.bsky.social Tumblr: https://that90ssmshow.tumblr.com Jack's Socials: BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/whatdidjackdo.bsky.social Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ratboyadvance Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/whatdidjackdo No Context Spider-Man: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nocontextspidey BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/nocontextspiderman.bsky.social Full Archive on Tumblr: https://www.instagram.com/nocontextspidey A podcast for no one. If we get anything wrong, a wizard did it. Intro/Outro: Razonix – Synthwave Spiderman Email: [email protected]