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May the fourth be with you. I mean, you have to say it and we have wall to wall play off action. Holy shit. My head's spinning so many games, so many.
Let's give it up though for Hank and PFT for the PMT sweep tonight. Small claps because I don't want to wake Stella. We're doing this after all the games via zoom. It can't always very mean what you just did to our favorite son, Jake.
Why? Because he's a Panthers fan. Oh, well, he recorded. Yeah.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah. All right.
So, yeah, there we go. That's yeah. Clap it up. Everybody wins.
Good job. Yeah, great night of playoff action. I don't even know where we want to start. I mean, should we start with basketball and go to hockey?
We have a ton of hockey with biz. Yeah, start with a start with basketball. I think the people want to know Hank starts right now. He was the one that said he's not even thinking about the panic button.
Turns out Hank was right. Turns out making 23 pointers in a game is a good thing. And you win most of those games when you're able to do that. Yes.
Yeah, I was traveling and by the time I got to my hotel in front of TV, the game was over. So that was always a nice, a nice thing to like, I was worried you'll hear about it coming up later on in the episode, but for my sources on the ground inside the building, that's a grand William's locked up. Yannes, so they said a million threes. Many want to go.
I mean, that was that would help for many wapping because like you have to said, I think Jalen Brown was incredible. Al Horford was incredible. Jason Williams, great. Well, it was like they all, although Grant Williams did try to legitimately arm bar pack conneton, like he actually tried to snap his elbow in half.
It was killing. Yeah. Yeah. But it was that was what you expected.
I mean, I think we all said it on Sunday when the box one game one, we're like, this is going to be a seven game series. Both these teams are really, really good. And you expected an answer like this from the Celtics tonight because they're a really fucking good team. And now we get to watch it like counter punch when it goes to Milwaukee for game three, which is I think on like Saturday.
Yeah. When they said that, like we'll see a Saturday. But what? What is it?
Is it Thursday? That's actually insane that we have to wait that long for it. But I think what we saw in game one, like the Celtics aren't going to shoot that poorly as they did in game one. They're probably not going to shoot as good as they did tonight again in game three.
So it's like somewhere in the middle and obviously like the Bucks, I think I saw somebody tweeting about like hypotheticals about what would happen if Chris Middleton had played today and they're like putting in his stats of the game, his probable stats. That's a level of stat like like the deep analytics that we've reached out where you're able to run like probable simulations if Chris Middleton had played tonight. He didn't play and they got smoked. It was just that was in itself a whopping.
It's it's when you have two really good teams will get the grisiness because grisities had a great answer tonight as well. When you have good teams at this point in the playoffs, like it's hard. It just you always expect that answer, especially at home. And I actually like looked at the line beforehand and I was smart enough to be like the Bucks as a total trap do not bet the Bucks, but I didn't have the balls to be like, yeah, the selfies are going to wamp them.
But I feel like I get half credit for being like do not bet the box. No big cat as someone in game was as much as you do. You should know like that. Feel free to count that as a win.
Yeah. Straight up win. That should be worth a unit. I just didn't have the balls to pull the trigger, but I knew right away.
I was like, that's pretty much the same line as Sunday after the box beat them. Pretty soundly. That makes no sense. Yeah.
It's like jazz music. The most important notes are the ones that they don't play. The most important bets you'll ever make are the ones that you don't put in at the last minute. Yeah.
So I mean, this is Saturday night. What is Sunday, Tuesday, whatever they make Saturday? Three 30 Saturday, three 30. So we had noon.
Oh, geez. That's early. That's early 12 30. Yeah.
Make sure you buy the fight this weekend on to zone.com slash bars. We'll make sure you buy that link you can hear us call the fight. Hank, you feeling good now? You feeling back?
I feel good. You can watch away, many want to think back on. OK. The other note I have is I wish fucking NBA home team for White.
Agreed. It pisses me off. Agreed. But it is what it is.
I like the green jerseys, though. I think the green jerseys in Boston. All the way? I think they play Boston, the black ones.
I don't think you should ever wear those in home. The the I think you should have two jerseys for the playoffs and then during the regular season, you do the alternate stuff, but it's like, you have your home jerseys away, jerseys. You want your home jersey at home away, jerseys away. Nike ruined NBA jerseys because there's like every team has 15 jerseys and they all wear like these weird jerseys.
We talked about this last year. Remember when the heat, we're just wearing the pace or jerseys. Yeah, they just ruined it. Each team should have at most four jerseys.
The all-time funniest is when you see the Knicks in the playoffs, and they're literally wearing a jersey that has Michael Jordan on it. Yeah. They wear the black jersey, the black court. That's one of the worst looks ever when the Knicks do that.
Yeah. I don't care. I'm so sure we're cocked as a Knicks fan. I'm tuning in to watch your game.
Your team maybe win a playoff game and Michael Jordan is just staring in the face still. Gary Vee probably sees that and he's like, I want to just shoot myself and my whole family and then go make millions. Imagine. Imagine for a second.
All right. So next game, Grizzlies Warriors. Great, great answer by the Grizzlies. The Warriors shot so so bad.
It also was like the iPod cheap shot game of the century. Everyone got their eyes poked. Dylan Brooks. I think Gary Payton is probably going to be out for the rest of playoffs.
That was the way I judge like and I think they actually should just take this for flagrants going forward. I judge it's the only thing that you can make an analogy to pick up basketball and not sound like a douchebag, but I basically judge flagrant files. Would this foul start a fight in a pickup basketball game? That one would have started a fight instantly.
That's the one instantly not not in everyone who's played pickup basketball knows there's difference. There's there's the jawing back and forth chest to chest. These guys aren't actually going to fight and then there's the fight. That one Dylan Brooks when he did to Gary Payton.
It was like a double whammy in the air in his back. Terrible foul. Yeah, it was awful. That's that's literally as dirty as fouls getting basketball.
I can't even think of one that's worse than like the undercut is pretty bad, but this is like this is like the undercuts evil evil cousin. This is the wild Luigi of undercuts where you're getting the guy from the back and you hit him in the head. You know, I think he's got a broken elbow. So that should be here's what they should do.
Adam Silver, if you're listening, I know you pay attention to all the social media. That should be a flagrant three. That's a flagrant three. And if there's a flagrant three, here's the rule.
The other team, they get to pick which one of your guys is kicked out of the game. No, I was going to say if it's flagrant three, it should not only be kicked out. You can kick anyone else out of the game, but you should also, if you advance, you should get to pick a player of the same stat levels to then be on your team for the next round. I kind of as the guy that got hurt.
Yeah, right. Right. Like you like you're boss Gary Payton, junior. You should be worried.
You can find someone in on the grizzlies roster that has like you can maybe make a rule. It's got to be within like, I don't know, like 15% of their usage rate or whatever. And you get to pick that person and that person's on your team. If you advance, you could.
Yeah, you could do that with the current player in the league. You could do that with someone who's entering the draft already or you could take that player's dad. So Gary Payton comes back and plays for your team next round. By the way, what I didn't even see it.
But was there like were people hating on John Maran's dad? I went to look for John Maran because he got poked in the eye and I was trying to see what was happening with him and like all the tweets. It was one of those situations we talk about with Twitter where you can't find the actual tweet, like the bad tweet. All you can find is people defending against the bad tweets.
So it was like, don't come at John Maran's dad. I couldn't find where the like the epicenter of this started, but that seems like an absurd thing to even start tweeting about being like, fuck, fuck this dad who's like super supportive and always there for a son. Yeah, it didn't make any sense to me. That's the one where 99% people are in agreement on something.
We should do that actually. We should just pretend like somebody was talking shit. But like, well, you believe all the haters out there that say that do state them isn't that cute. Well, here's the thing we got.
I think we've said it. Maybe we haven't, but we have a live stream that we're going to do an overnight sleepover live stream that we're going to do at the end of May and we're going to do great. We can August. So just get your plans ready.
But the live stream, we got to kill a guy like we did with Tim, Tim Allen last time, where he's just trending when everyone wakes up. And I think we got to do that too, where we just basically like defend someone and get them trending and be like, why would anyone say anything bad about this person? Invent fake outrage. Yeah.
Who's somebody that can't help? We're just like, you know, I won't let them cancel Scott van Pelt. Yeah. Like you've come for a lot of people, but I will stand up and I will not let them cancel Scott Scott didn't do anything wrong.
I think if you gave us all truth, sir, and we would say one night in college, we probably tried that. The context looks bad in this situation, but you have to understand the full scope of what's going on. Yeah. Yeah.
Like, I personally, I'm a personal friend of Scott van Pelt and I'll just say this right now. I've never known a more stand up guy in my life. This is totally out of character. Well, I can't defend the man's actions.
I know that he's better than this and he'll learn from the situation. All right. Maybe not Scott because he would get upset, but someone someone we have to do it for. That'll be very fun.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So grizzly's great answer. John Moran, like he just hovers. I don't understand it. He doesn't he jumps up and he just doesn't come down.
He's he does like six moves in the air every time he gets in the air. He's one of the players that like time moves slower when he's there. Yeah. It's like him.
Um, Kyrie Irving actually is one of those guys to when they get around the basket. It's almost like they've already planned out the four things they're going to do in the air before they actually put the ball up gently off the backboard. It's just insane. It's crazy.
So that one goes to one one. We should quickly talk about Jake's heat. Nice game, one performance in beat out, but I mean that's you got to take care of business. Right, Jake?
Yeah. Tyler here. Oh, great game from him off the bench and still no Kyle Lowry. So they continue to be disrespected.
They continue to take care of business. I love it. Everyone's just respecting the heat. No one picked a heat against the 76ers.
The series. I want. I want to take first. Thanks so bad.
Yeah, I do it. It might that might actually be what ends the podcast. Yeah. It would be so great to watch.
Bosses. Yeah, just going out of head to head. Is your microphone tapes to your stand? I know we talked about this.
Maybe it was off the air. The other day, people like if you poke the top of it, like, would it fall? No, I got I have a balance using a system of the. No, no, so like watch.
Having it right now. Not falling. I've got it. I've got a wedge system.
I've got a pulley system all in one and it's because somebody stole my mic clip. So I had to improvise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. You're saying Hank.
Hank's going to get written up. Yeah, you're going to get written up and you're also going to probably like there will be a new mic stand at your door tomorrow morning, but you also have to pay for it with the. Sure. Yeah.
I actually added on overnight postage to this. That'll be coming out of your paycheck. And then the sons that was a classic game that if you didn't watch that game and you woke up and saw the box where you're like, whoa, tight one. But it was just the math decided to like make a furious run to try to cover the spread and the sons also like started playing super, super slowed at the end of the game.
That wasn't really close. The sons handle business pretty easily against the maps. Yeah. I think what we've learned from from this series is the most important sons in order for me.
I've got booker number one, eight and number two, McGee number three, oh, Chris Paul number four and the crowd number five. Okay. So let me kill bridges number three for me over his deep is what over to the game. Yeah, his defense is incredible.
Then I'll go McGee who is then I'll go J crowder then I'll go Chris Paul six man of the year. There we go. Congrats Chris. We fight like some people say that nobody respects Chris Paul and spot gas.
We just gave him the word that some said should have gone to Steph Curry. Yeah. Congrats to Tyler here. He actually did win the award tonight, but that was that was also such a funny thing because who cares about the six man of the year.
But I'm I follow so many people on gambling Twitter and it was so apparent that every I just missed the memo that everyone before the season started been on him because it was the most reaction I've ever seen for six man of the year. They're just tweets all up and down my time. I'd be like cash those tickets. We can't where the fuck did I miss this?
What a weird thing to bet on to so funny speaking away. Last thing on the NBA and we'll talk hockey LeBron coming at the voters tonight. He I'll read his tweet. He said, Joss so damn tough.
There's no way Joss should even have been in most improved player talks. He won that award. The guy is a flat out star and always has been real basketball brains. No, not the majority of weeps who don't even watch basketball on those voting ballots.
Yeah. Well, you should also add to that that brain was the emoji for yes. Yes. No basketball brain not to be I love LeBron James on social media.
And it's the best he's he's basically like living the college sorority life that he never got to. He went straight to the NBA between between his emoji game and then the egregious amount of Instagram stories that he puts up. This guy is he's no different than like a 22 year old and tried out. It's it's incredible.
And just going after the tweets. Who do you think the tweets? I mean, he's probably talking about for solo. Yeah.
Oh, I would say probably Goldsbury too, right? Yeah. These guys we all love but like they you know, I think of those three guys. I think weeps big time windy tweebe big time to eat.
Who's when I love Wendy? Yeah. When was I was trying to set you up for one hand. It's throwing you now.
You pull that one. All right. Let's go to let's talk a little hockey and then we'll go to hot SQL from back in studio and then Piz also quick announcement. The PMT slot machines have launched in New Jersey.
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What a world. I fucking love it. Hockey. I mean, the caps.
Let's start with caps. There you go. PFT. They shot the world.
They shot the world. They shot me a little bit. You'll hear later on this episode. We talked to Biz.
I'm having a hard time believing in these caps as of eight hours ago right now. I'm almost fully back. I'm like 79% of the way back to declaring that these caps are different, that these caps. It's our year again.
It was it's I mean, it's impressive what they did. They missed Tom Wilson. He was out for almost the entire game after he scored. Someone took a cheap shot out of probably was disrespectful.
And then we lost Carlson at the end to I hope he's okay, but it was a it was a great game. Like we kind of ran into a hot goalie again, but we kept going and we ended up scoring, you know, the empty net at the end. But then we were putting all the pressure on the second third period. So like I'm I'm dangerously close to believing again.
And I yeah, I'm excited. I'm like fully excited. Now I was I was bummed out going into it. Now I'm like, you know what?
We can win the series and you know, as good as I think the Rangers are, it would be incredible for one last Penguin's cap series with these guys that have gone at so many times. You get the two bands going at it one last time. That's what I'm hoping for. But you know, I can't look ahead, big cat.
You know that like a one game at a time. And it was funny because when we do talk to biz, you'll hear us like he was talking up, Florida, how good they are. I was I was having a conversation in the kitchen earlier in maybe yesterday talking about the Stanley Cup play. I was like, and someone's like, yes, wide open.
And then they got corrected. They're like, except the caps. They're not going to win. And I was like, oh, okay.
And then boom. There they go. That's the best part about hockey playoffs. Yeah.
Yeah. So if there's one thing that the Capitol is know how to do it's to make the best regular season team in the NHL go home early. And usually do it to ourselves, but we know that we know the roadmap right now. So it's actually kind of refreshing to a certain extent to be like the team that is disrespected with zero expectations whatsoever on.
And here's a little saber metrics for you, Jake. I think you'll probably appreciate this one. The caps went on a three O run after they showed Kodak plaque on the Jumbo Toronto. Wow.
Wow. Jake, I got a pan left arm. I don't know. I just saw I know that they've been known as the comeback after the season.
I saw they're like 34. Oh, and one when leading entering the third this year. I don't I don't know if they're if they're the comeback cats. I think Kodak Black is the one that specializes in that in that building.
Um, we also had like a classic game one penguins, Rangers three over times, Louis Doming who the announcer just kept on saying his name because he's the back. He's the backup goalie for the penguins that came in and shut the door on them because they're starting on her. They're just like Louis Doming, Louis Doming. What a game, but also if you're a Rangers fan, I mean, it's over.
I don't want to say it's the worst. You can't you can't lose a triple overtime game and they got screwed. If you're watching the game in with three minutes left in the regulation, they got they scored a goal and that was called for goalie interference, but it was very clear the penguins player pushed the Rangers player into the goalie and they then go to overtime three over times at home where everyone like at the end is like, you know, a drunk guy just fumbling around on the ice and they lose. There's no worse feeling than having committing.
I think it was six and a half hours to make close to seven hours. No, no, no, sorry, six hours, six hours of your time, five hours, whatever it was of your time into a hockey game and coming out. I'm just trying to get away with absolutely nothing like the worst feeling. At least you have the like ref screwed us card.
You have the NHL red card big time because not only was that penalty very questionable, but also I think they only called one penalty in the entire game on the penguins. So you can always go back to that and be like, we got fucked over. It's us against the world. I feel bad for Rangers fans.
I really do like that's it's so demoralizing to lose a double or triple overtime game and playoffs. And this is what we talked about last week on a show, which is your bodies are not ready for these long games and to have it happen in game one that sucks, it'll suck the soul right out of you and it was against the backup goalie too. And if you're in the building, guess what? Oh, yeah, they stopped selling beer after the second period.
So you have to just be sober. You're no, no, no, not so long over hung over. I mean, this game. Yes.
Yes. No, they need to change the rule. I know. Fight over our colleague always has ahead of it.
He has overtime insurance beers when it gets to the third period of a playoff game, which is genius. He just loads up and then at the end, if it doesn't go to overtime, he just has to chug them. But who the fuck cares? Some teams should figure out a way like, I don't know if you have to prove that you didn't drive to the game, but like figure out a way to keep serving beer in overtime because you lose your home like advantage because everyone's exhausted and hung over and cranky.
Yeah. So just sneak a flask into the game. That's all you have to do. Yeah, overtime flasks.
And then the one of the funniest moments of the night and then we'll go to Hotsey Cool Throne. The avalanche just shit pumped the predators and our good friend, the boy Taylor Luan, who by the way, Taylor and Will are hopefully going to be coming to the office next week. Will texted me. We're going to have both of them on, which would be great.
But the predators tweeted to two zero and he just quote treated and said Nashville, hockey town and the predators were like, no, no, we're down to zero. And by the time they had replied, they were down three zero and then like two minutes later, they're not four zero. I think the first period was five, nothing avalanche and it was just like, it happens so, I mean, it happened like an avalanche. It was just so great for him to just like sit there and be like, wait, fuck what happened?
I thought we were up to nothing. I caused this. I caused it was the most dangerous lead hockey, but the other way around because that's why he needs to be at these games. Well, I'm going to defend him here.
If you're down to zero, you need to say zero to. Yeah, it was it was the official team account. They tweeted out to zero. Yeah, that's not the right.
No, I'm glad you're correct. So you don't say you're down zero to but you don't think you choose zero. You think you're nothing then? Do you have bad guys?
Right, but it just said two zero. So Taylor is like, oh fuck, two zero. No, you have to do zero to your team. Your team score goes first.
Yeah, it's only kind of what you never talk. You never talk to a friend and be like, Oh, we're down zero to always. Yes. We're down.
Oh, too. Yeah. Like we just lost we just lost a game 14 to 17. I guess from an announcer standpoint, never somebody on TV or the radio is saying that they always lead with the winning score, right?
Yeah. They say the teams. Yeah. Or they'll say like the predators are trailing to nothing.
Yeah. Right. But yeah, I think we should just normalize always saying your team first no matter what. Like, I don't know if you guys saw but the Cubs lost one to three tonight.
There's a fight in the bleachers and the guys were so gassed out. It was it was literally slow motion in real life. You know what? My favorite part of that fight was I don't know if you caught this, but there's a guy in the background and he's politely asking the old dude to stop kicking the other guy in the head and he's wearing a positive vibes only hat.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's that's those are guys and also I like Bill Burr yelling twist his dick. So it was literally Bill Burr's doppelganger. I don't know what it would be voice doppelganger. Yeah, I don't know if there's a name for it.
It's fucking 1245 in the morning. Um, okay. Anything else? Great night.
Great night of sports. Anything. What else you got? We have things in the Yankee game.
Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. They hit a home run air judge at a home run and the guy in the outfield for blue juice caught in it and handed it calmly to the man behind it.
There was a national around there was a John Sterling on the call was like and that'll be out number three. Yeah. Yeah. And look at that father giving his son a baseball.
There was one person who quoted you though on their timeline. It was that video and then me tweeting about the Cubs fight in the bleachers and it was like Canada versus us. I was like, yeah, I take you as in this. Like do you see that fight?
That was awesome. Those guys were literally in the hallway and inception fighting like it was fucking sick. Yeah. I think it was official team account of the Blue Jays tweeted out like a young Yankees fan is crying in the outfield as a Blue Jays fan handsome home run ball.
And I got so excited reading the first part of the sentence to see like just a weeping Yankee fan kid out there and then it's like, oh no, they're just being Canada nice. Yeah. Too nice. You think you think that you think that that would happen in the Bronx?
They fucking throw the ball off your face and throw the kid into the outfield. I would give it to a Blue Jays fan if you if a glad junior home run, we don't want you in the Bronx. Fine. Lovely trick or two.
One more thing just as a public service reminder to any anyone in the DC area because the Capitol scored in the last minute you get free McNuggets tomorrow. Don't forget that it was a minute. Huge could have could have used one more goal for the over but whatever. I would be nicer than the nuggets.
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Okay, hot, see cool throne. We're back in studio with his coming up. We are where everyone's flying everywhere. Pillion in hanker about to board a flight.
So that's why we started the show on zoom and we're going to do guys on chicks with business as well. Hank hot, see cool. So this is before Hank knows if he's down to or not. So if he sounds happy and then what the start of the show was down that is why.
Can I just say something I'm concerned I literally had a dream. Oh, no, I had a dream. Self-excloss. I was pissed off.
I woke up pissed off and then I was like, wait, it's one nothing still. Okay. So I don't. So we'll see.
I mean, this will be interesting because the start of the show. We know the answer. That's very market smart of you to wake up pissed off because something hasn't happened yet. Yeah, well, it was it was weird.
It was like my alarm went off early and then I went back to sleep. You know, when you go back to sleep for like 30 minutes, you have the most insane dreams. Yes. And then you wake up like what the fuck just happened and they're very vivid.
I woke up like pissed off. How did you lose the game? I don't remember. It's inception.
You don't really remember the specific details. Well, obviously, it isn't life for you then. Well, if it was, you would dream the actual place. I break down the film of my dream.
Yeah, got it. Well, speaking of hot seats, my hot seat is John Sterling. Yeah. I think this is a bit at this point actually because I don't know if you guys have seen and they're funny videos, but it's like a meme format.
It's like the juice ball air was crazy where they just show clips of like home runs, but it'll be someone bunting and it cuts to it turning into a home run. Yeah. I thought that this was happening with John Sterling where people were like video shopping and making a wrong call, but I think it was real. No, it was very real.
It was totally real. It was the third time. Carlos should have thrown the ball back in because it was confusing that he didn't. It was also really good.
It was extra confusing that the lady in the booth was like Susan Waldman. What was the call? That's very disrespectful. What was the call?
I remember that. All the dramatic things I've ever seen that's really I didn't grow up like watching the Yankees on TV or listen to the radio. So but she was like the ball didn't go out. She was like she has to like walk him through the calls now.
It's like he has a scene. I dog Jake. What do you put the call in? Pitched.
One, two, one. They are right back. Go stand on the track on the wall. Leaving and she is gone.
It is a home run. They're all waiting and why are they waiting because they had caught the ball. Well, the field is chapping. Never threw the ball back in.
No, Santa just rough. Chapping of a whole run. Wow. What a play.
Wait, my standard. So that was the call. John Carlos didn't made a great catch at the warning check at the wall. Jake, this is a legend of the game.
He is your hero. I'd imagine what are you going to do? It's time to take him out back and shoot him in the face. No.
Metaphorically. It may be. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think his contract's up at the end of this year. He needs some. He needs to quickly like make the decision so he can say that he's retiring and everyone can just pre he prays on them so that he doesn't have to deal with like what's going to probably happen a few more times. He needs the retirement tour.
Yeah. He is actually somebody who is in need of retirement to turn all the negatives into positives. We're not even a month into the season. Yeah, I know it's it's it's bad.
Jake, it's it's going to get worse. I'm not saying he needs to step down to retire. But but probably should be doing play by play. That's not me.
No, that's as close as Jake will get to saying he needs to step down or sorry him literally saying I will not say that. Jake, you need to do Jake's you need to create a correct call account for him where because I mean there are a lot of calls in a baseball game. Yeah, so you should just tweet out everything he gets correct. He's probably 9.9%.
Right. Maybe right. It's just no, probably not. Definitely not.
No chance. And now also every time I see a clip and here's voice. I'm like what hilarious thing is about to happen. So yeah, it's it's getting it's like late for incessant where it's like you become a parody of yourself.
It becomes more clicks. Yeah, but it's true. People remember it was hilarious. It was hilarious.
Very funny, but I don't think Francesa the end was funny. Then he also was so funny that he made the take down the funhouse account, which was like posting all the clips. Like he was so mad that people were roasting on that. He like got it taken down.
Right. Francesa was funny for everyone just like John Sterling's funny for everyone. But I don't think Francesa was happy that he was being mocked. I don't think John Sterling's happy he's being.
Now he's a very nice guy. Oh, sure. Great guy. Do the Yankees play do the Yankees play the Phillies.
See him because I actually think the Castellanos could end John Sterling's career on an incorrect drive to left field. Oh, I feel like the East always plays the East. So probably. Or at least they always play the Mets.
It's it's bad, Jake. You got it. You got to have a statement ready to go. Me?
Yeah. Yeah, this is on you. Well, it's on the profession. Yeah, it's absolutely on you.
You're not only like you stand up for journalists, but you're also a Yankee fan. So OK, Hank, you're cool thrown. I'm a cool. Don't have a couple of the first one is the Mac alla.
I know you guys are galax. Huge. Yeah, galaxy. So I'm just curious to know what your favorite looks who was the winners of the league.
The league is a vibe the the Statue Liberty dress actually played. I think the woman yelled it's a moment, which was very funny. It's giving me. Yeah.
I heard Adam skin. I'm not going to stop gun violence on the back of his jacket, the mayor of New York City. So that's it for that. No one's ever going to get shot again.
And a fellow ended racism. Yeah. Unviolence. Now what is the make out?
We figured out what happens inside the make out. We've been working on this for about what five years for the Met Gala. Yeah. OK, just rich people just showing off how rich they are.
I kind of I like the Met Gala for that reason. It does give us like one moment a year for us to be like, look at these absurdly out of touch rich people. It's almost like cartoonish. Yeah.
People get very upset about it. I like the people get upset about people that don't fall the trend or whatever the theme is. Oh, what was the thing? Nice dress, but not the right theme.
What was the theme? Oh, that was a that was a look. So it turns out it wasn't him. Oh, it was someone else.
Either way, I think. Yeah, I thought the same thing. Yeah. The Met Gala, something else, something else.
Crudger, Slade, Frederick Robinson, Robertson, Robertson. OK, the mother of cool throne was academics because James graduated. Yeah. Yeah.
Congrats. James for Asian. What a scholar. That could be me one day.
You know on the show, good job, James. Congratulations. Unbelievable. Unbelievable accomplishment.
He did. It was it. Look, anyone who goes to the NFL is like, I'm going to keep going to school when I'm making millions deserves all the credit in the world. I would not do that.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And well, yeah, you you just got a job at Barcelona, drop that a college. Right.
Right. Yeah. It's crazy. How is it?
Yeah. I know it's so it's crazy that these guys like anyone who finished this college after making millions, they deserve all the credit in the world. That's what Hank always says. Now, the CEO, he says, fuck your business degree.
You don't need that. Yeah. You know, also the graduate college? Kobe Bryant.
Now, I'm Scott. Yeah. KG. All right.
Pip to your hot seat. I just looked at this up the theme for the mecca this year was the Gilded Age, which is just yeah, just rich people. Rich people from a different time. Yeah.
Let's pretend that we were rich back when rich people had it even better than they have it. Yeah. Time traveling is rich people. Well, what's the Gilded Age for those?
I don't know. The Gilded Age. Everything was gold. Yeah.
I think it was like around the turn of the century, maybe? No. Yeah. Eighteen seven to 1900.
Okay. That's close to you. Yeah. That's sort of a century.
Okay. If you have to your hot seat, cool. Okay. Okay.
My hot seat is Hugh Jackson because the NFL just conducted investigations to Hugh Jackson's claims that he was paid to throw games and they concluded that no, it's literally impossible to tell whether or not Hugh Jackson was intentionally losing games or if he was just being Hugh Jackson since there's such a big body of work behind him to establish the fact that this is what Hugh Jackson does. That's tough. It's like the lines are so blurred between being shitty and throwing games. We can't make a decision here.