Pumpkin Spice & Existential Crises

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomstick Story that proves not all nicknames are created equal. What starts as laughter about corduroy crushes and blanket addictions spirals (as it always does) into courtroom shade, emotional betrayals, and the kind of seasonal self-reflection that hits harder than a Bath & Body Works sale.We’re talking:🍂 Kidnapping “survival strategies” → why Nalee swears faking THIS is the ultimate escape plan 🎟️ Prom-night horror stories, period cramps, and the financial delusion of corsages ❤️‍🔥 Cuffing season explained (yes, it’s just cuddle season with commitment issues) 🧣 The infamous Broomstick Story — first times, MSN Messenger, and nicknames you can’t un-hear  🕯️ Candle + blanket addictions, Bath & Body Works heartbreaks, and screened-in porch daydreams  ⚖️ Twin Tangents Court: Autumn Crimes Edition — chaotic fall behaviors, judged with spiced shad⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. What if we did choose chaos… but thoughtfully?Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline delivers advice that’s 70% emotionally intelligent, 20% petty, and 10% “please don’t actually do this.” Send in your hypotheticals that are absolutely not hypotheticals, and we’ll help you navigate your main-character energy with just enough restraint.Growth. With seasoning. This isn’t therapy. This isn’t mediation. This is Twin Tangents Court.Where group chat screenshots become evidence, red flags are entered into the record, and absolutely no one leaves unjudged. From dating disasters to roommate crimes to petty indictments, we bring the gavel down with dramatic precision.New cases drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your receipts. Prepare for sentencing. A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed. Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.