Rainy Blues to Brewery Brews

What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland, Oregon—complete with shock, rain-induced wardrobe changes, and a desperate longing for tiny tops. We were shocked by the amount of dirtiness and homelessness around the city, which made us appreciate Texas even more. We kissed the ground the second we landed back home!Oh, and want to know if J. prefers chocolate syrup or whipped cream during sexy time? *Wink*  We’ve got that too. Plus, we share some of the funniest stories and posts from our awesome Instagram fans.Grab a cold beer, y'all—it’s time to warm up with some laughs! 🤠🍻 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻