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Rory Wins Back To Back Masters, Scott Van Pelt Joins Us Live From Augusta, NBA Playoffs Set + Who's Back Of The Week

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Rory wins back to back Masters and as a non Rory podcast we have to begrudgingly tip our cap. We talk about the Masters and the playoff that we all wanted so badly but never materialized. Max and Brooks finish in the top 12 and other stories from the weekend (00:00:00-00:32:20). NBA Playoffs are set and play ins this week with a potential Sixers/Celtics first round matchup. We go international to talk about Tottenham potentially being relegated (00:32:20-00:55:40). Who's back of the week including Coachella and the Badgers loss in the National Championship (00:55:40-01:17:55). Scott Van Pelt joins us live from Augusta to break down the Masters, Rory going back to back, potentially coming to Max's bachelor party and more (01:17:55-01:55:59). We finish with lottery ball.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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The crown is yours. Today is Monday, April 13, and Rory McElroy has gone back to. Back at Augusta. He puts the green jacket on himself.

Boys, first of all, congrats to Rory. Hey, congrats to Rory. I think we should. I think we should invite.

I think we should make Rory say no to come on this podcast. He's always had the open invitation. He hasn't taken it up yet. He will say no.

But. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that Rory can't go on the big one. Yeah. That he's been ducking this.

And that's gonna be the one glaring empty spot on his resume when everyone looks at it, when it's all said and done, you got Brooks, he's got five. You've got Rory, who is now at seven. Now six. He's at six.

So at six, I believe it's Baldo. It's Lee Trevino and one other guy. It's a lot of guys in the olden times. And then he's still obviously chasing Tiger.

He's still chasing Jack, Nick, Claus. There's a lot of. I was looking at it earlier. It's Feldo, Mickelson, Lee Trevino, and Rory.

And they're all tied now. And then once you get to that next level, then it's like the gods of Golf. Yeah, it's the Tom Watson, Gary Player, Ben Hogan, Jack Nicklaus, Walter Hagen, who I think played in like the 20s. Tiger woods got the, I think at seven.

That's when he catches Arnold Palmer. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Yeah. He also.

That is only the fourth time ever that someone has gone back to back in Masters. So that was. Who was it? It was Jack Clouse.

I think it was Nick Falo. Sorry, excuse me. And then Tiger Wood. So it hasn't happened in 25 years.

Rory does it. It's also kind of cool that like this golf, this age golf has been like, hey, the two, the two big guys are Rory and Scotty. They were going head to head today. They've also won four out of the last five Masters.

John Ron being the one in the middle there. So, yeah, incredible. I mean, we don't like, we're not a Rory podcast, but you have to say, like he, I actually think that if he didn't win last year, this one he would have probably choked away because he kind of had that, he had that huge lead. He had six stroke lead going into the weekend.

He did not play great on Saturday. Everyone kind of caught up to him and then he played good enough today where he didn't make any, you know, huge, huge mistakes in the back nine. He felt like, he felt like he was playing very fast too. He was just getting up there like confident, like, hey, I just know what I need to hit.

And there was a few moments. Scotty's putt on 17 that didn't drop, there was Justin Rose had the lead for a little bit there. Cam Young started the day looking like he was going to maybe win. It didn't.

So Rory, he held everyone off and then went to Rory on 18. It looked like we're in for vintage Rory. And I think that's the difference between this year and last year for a lot of people is that it was so painful last year. And I think everybody, even the biggest Rory hitters came around to kind of rooting for him on Sunday.

But since he's got rooting for him since he got that green jacket, I think that most people watching him on 18 this year were kind of hoping for a good old fashioned Rory choke chop. Like he's got it. And plus if it was gonna be Scotty, like, that would be a great, a great story for Scotty too. And he, the putt on 17 just didn't turn up last night.

There's like half a ball that he missed. How he hit that putt Easily, Yeah. Sometimes these guys know the course too much and they overthink the course. It's like, you know, if you're married to somebody for, like, 60 years, all you do is fight.

You know, you lose sight of what makes that person so great. Not a guy like me. But, yeah, Scotty was. He played really well on Sunday.

Roy did not play that well over the weekend, but he played really well. That's why you get a huge lead. That's why he was. He was in the lead for every single day of the tournament, which is pretty crazy.

So, you know, pretty much wire to wire. It helps when you have a project. I can fly back before two dust potatoes. So I initially saw that story.

People miss it. Rory said after, I believe it was Thursday, that he has been coming up, going up to Augusta, dropping his daughter off at school, hopping on his plane, going to Augusta, practicing, then getting back home, home in time for dinner. First of all, what a flex. I think everyone, if they had the means to do that, not only to have the private jet, but also to play Augusta, doing a heartbeat.

I initially wanted to shit on it being like, that's not fair. That's. That's basically like mambo mentality or, you know, like the stories of MJ or any of these guys who are just crazy competitive and they put in all the work. That's just what Rory was doing.

It just happened to be that it needed a private jet for. Yeah. I mean, I don't think that it's unfair. I think anybody can do it.

Yeah. I wanted to say it was unfair just because I'm not the biggest Rory fan. And. But.

And I know golf is so weird because it feels like whenever there's a winner, you all have to congratulate the winner. Like, why can't we root for guys? Yeah. You know, like, I wasn't rooting for Rory.

I was rooting for Scotty. I would have been happy with Justin. Rose would have been fine with Camille. Anyone?

Anyone? Yeah. Who else was close? Rossi, Ross.

Nothing for me. I probably would have gone Rory over Russell Henley just because Rory winning back was up there. That would have been fun. Yeah.

Our guy Max played back to Rory thing. Yeah. Because it did become a story that he would go in and he practices, like, every week. I think he said, on the record, at least, like, six practice rounds.

We're flew around. Who knows how much is. You're right. It's not unfair to.

And you can't. You can't really, like, hate on the guy for doing that when he has the opportunity. But what we can do is we can then choose to be selective and displaying outrage about the environment. So we can be like, hey, Rory, I hope it was worth the fact that you, like, you probably killed 500,000 people doing it.

I hope it's worth your time. I think it's a carbon footprint of like one average adult in the United States over the course of three years. He used up an entire Bronchosaurus. Yeah.

So I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy. Hey, Rory, it's not like we're fighting wars over oil or anything right now. It's not like people are laying their lives down because of our consumption of oil.

So I'm glad that at least you got. You found it useful. It is. It is pretty crazy, the back to back.

What if you just never lose the Masters again? It's now it's like, you know, when we're all getting older, but every now and then I'll be in a situation where I play some beer pong and it's like, hey, maybe I still have it. Maybe I. Maybe I'll just.

Maybe I'll just hit every shot. Maybe I'll be a 20 year old myself again. What if Rory's just like, hey, I'm just done losing it, Augusta. Like, I did that for a really long time.

Wasn't much fun. Now I'm just gonna win every year. That's what Fred couple said this weekend. He's watching Rory.

He's like, he just might not ever lose. He might not. It might just. We might have to.

Rory proof it. Like when we tiger proof it back in the day. Yeah, like we had Rory proof. I don't know what that mean.

Toler trees. He found himself in the shit on 18. I don't know how they found that ball. Dude, the trick, the camera work.

Can we say I put a note on it. I'm usually the number one, like golf cameraman simp in the world. I will remind people that the camera work that they do during this tournament is absolutely insane. Finding the ball, all that stuff, I.

I will. I will always stand up for them. This was a major black eye in the profession. The camera work, I'd say for last 40 minutes of the tournament was terrible.

We didn't see Rory's T shot where it landed. We didn't see Cam Young's T shot where it landed. We didn't see Rory's second shot where it landed. We didn't see Cam Young's second shot where it landed.

They then went to A bunker view for Rory's third. That made no sense. We also didn't see Rory's ball go in the hole to win the tournament. It's crazy.

It was just. It was baffling how bad the camera work got down the stretch. And yeah, it just. Look, Rory's.

Rory's awesome. He's really good at golf. And oh, by the way, we did see. So we didn't see all those shots.

We did get to see a bunch of teenagers drinking beer in Northern Ireland about a thousand times. So that at least they nailed that one. That one was good. Actually, more than enough of that.

I like that. That was okay. Like the home track, Hollywood gors also shout out to Sergio Garcia. What a date today.

Sergio had on the second hole he. His drive. I don't know why he freaked out. He is driving to a bunker, but just because he hits track too far.

Yeah. So the bunker was what, like 310 yards away? Hank. And he spanked and just like, rolled into it.

Yeah. Hank, what was it? About 310, I think, like 3:15. Yeah.

You have your book out, so why do you get pissed off about that? I don't know. I just didn't like wearing it up. Yeah, but you know what?

It's also at someone point, I was like, the fact that you're that mad at the second hole. Yeah. So something else was going on. He took his bunker.

He smashed it into the ground, smashed it into the water cooler. And then later on that hole, he picked up John Rom's bag. And he was about to carry your bag out, of course, for you. He also afterwards didn't show much remorse.

He got dinged by Augusta. They're like, hey, we're giving you not a penalty, but a warning. But afterwards, he kind of laughed it off because he's got a green jacket and they can never stop inviting him. I saw there was a debate this weekend, like, would you rather have the gold jacket from the Pro Football hall of Fame or the green jacket?

It has to be green jacket. What comes with the green jacket is insane. Just being able to go there, you get to play this course, and you can play in the tournament for the rest of your life. It's insane.

It's pretty insane. Sercio can just smash his driver, and they can be like, hey, sir, please don't do that. He's like, you know what? Guess what?

You're with me for life because I want one of these things, and I'm coming back for as long as I want. I think that there might Be a secret rule where if Augustus membership votes on, they can get kicked out. Even if you win a master. Probably.

I think that if you're hating amongst the champions, if you disrespect the course and the course's rules. Yeah. You think they have, like, a morality clause? Because then they would have.

I mean, Tiger probably would have had a couple meetings about that. I don't think a morality clause. I think maybe a. Like, if you.

If you bring a cell phone onto the case. What about Bobby Mack? He's, you know, he got in trouble. Right.

I kind of like that, though, for flipping off the course. Flipping off the course, Flipping off the patrons. Can't do that. No.

There's one shot, too, that Gary Woodland had. I think it was on. He hit his ball, like, way to the right and then was trying to pitch out to get back on the green. I think it was his third shot.

And the patrons were lined up on that side of the green and they wouldn't move because you put your seat down and that's where you're entitled to stay. Yeah. For the entire day. So Gary Woodland had to hit, like, just a little running ball and lay up short of the patrons so then he could get on the green for his next shot.

Yeah, I like that. They built a wall. Yeah. We also had our guy Max have an incredible round on Sunday.

He went from he was in the 20s all the way up to tied for ninth. Yeah. So gets us. I think 600 grand.

Max is going to win one. I really believe that he was in it. I mean, he's finished tied for 12th or better three straight years at Augusta. He's playing the course well.

It's just putting together all four dates. If you look back on how he's playing, like last year compared to this year, he's playing way better. Right. I think that he didn't have any bad rounds.

Like, it wasn't. He had a bad fun. If you look at the last, I think it's like five or six. It's up until Dustin Johnson won the co year, the winning score at Augusta has been like minus 10 to minus 12.

Like, that's what it is. It's just they've dialed the course to be exactly that. I know people were mad that they nerfed it a little bit by spraying it with water on the weekend, but that's what it is. And Max is.

I mean, he's, you know, he finished minus eight today. He's right there. Yeah. Max played really well.

I'm proud of Max. I Think this is Max's here. Yeah, and Brooks got the invite back too. I think he would have got one anyway, but he finished top 12.

Yeah, Brooks is right in there. Our guy Jake Knapp also finished number 11. What's more impressive, winning back to back Masters or getting both of your friends back in the Masters next year? Like, how many dudes just have two friends that are playing against us?

Right? We just got both of them back at the tournament next year. Corey just got himself. They're calling it so clear.

Rory did not get anyone else. We got two guys. They're calling it the PMT sweep. I would love to.

Again, we'll make Rory say no, but I would love to ask him, like, what's more impressive in your mind? Have you ever gotten two of your friends automatic qualifications to Augusta on the same Sunday? Definitely not. I might be the top of the list of guys who are never coming on this podcast.

Oh, yeah. Really? The top. Ooh, let's do it real quick.

I'll rush more guys never coming on this podcast. LeBron. Bryson. Bryson.

I don't know about that. I think Bryson way better chance than Rory. I think at some point he'll. He'll need it.

Okay, so. So Rory probably Vrabel at this point. Chris Paul for sure. Who else?

LeBron. LeBron. Although LeBron, like, what if he's in an invitation? He's like, these guys are so funny.

One dupe. I think we could trick him to be like, hey, can you just come to our suite real quick? Taylor Swift. I want to show you our producer's tattoo.

Yeah, Taylor Swift might do it. Taylor Swift would not be doing. Yeah, that's definitely on there. All right, so wait, let's do a top 10.

Top 10 most likely people to never come back on the podcast or come on the podcast. Rory McElroy, LeBron James. Taylor Swift. Vrabel Rossini, Chris Paul.

Who else? Who else? I'm going to say Dr. Anthony Fauci.

You think he will. He's invited back on. Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider.

Good one. Definitely not. Cena will come back on, right? Kareem.

Kareem still alive. I think that's about. That's eight. That's eight good ones.

Trying to think who else? If there's anyone ever come on Coach K. Coach K. I could see Coach K, though.

I wouldn't want to. I could see him. I could see him. He's in the media.

Okay. Yeah, that's. That seems like there's like aaaa listers that'll just never come On. Yeah, sure.

That's what I'm. I see my. Come on. Does we get more videos of Zach talking about sleeping in those eyes popping?

I think that's definitely happening. That absolutely could happen. Oh, what's name? Jared Dudley Throwback.

Yeah, yeah. Remember when he announced that he was coming on and then, like, a few people on Twitter like, don't do barstool, and he's like, one of the most random guys ever. Be like, I'm. Here's my line in the same bar.

Yeah. There's. I think, amongst golfers, he's probably the only one that we can say we're probably not likely to come on Mar Sports Properties. Yeah, yeah.

But I mean, all we take would be one nice, like, video from Dave. We date, bet on, and then we change soon. Yeah, yeah. We can just say nice things about it.

Yeah. But congrats, Rory. Good job. Very much.

Congrats, Rory. I guess he'll tell us how awesome he is. That's why we have SPP on. So when someone wins that we don't like, he can.

Scott can actually tell us why we should like him. And we'll be like, yeah, because Scott's the best. I think that it would. It's gonna be good for golf to have a guy that's dominant that we don't like.

Yeah, I think that's good for us, too. He has a podcast because he's very easy. Like Scotty Scheffler. He wasn't the most dynamic guy from the media when we started to win.

We got to know him, the most likable person. Well, the fact that he likes Stu Finder means that he's the man. Yeah. No, I agree.

I don't. I don't understand golf fans who like everyone or like every single person who wins. Like, that's just not. It doesn't make sense.

This is what we don't like. This is residual liking for all the losing that he said in the past. Yeah. Like, he lost so much when it counted, like, major, major moments, that a lot of people develop that sympathy liking of Roy.

And it's just like, I want this poor little guy succeed one time. Yeah, he did. And then he did again. And then he did it again because everyone's like, oh, come on, Rory, great job.

We still remember you're a loser. Eventually we're gonna get sick. Like, the average golfer is going to be starting to get sick of Rory winning major championships. Well, and here's the honest truth about it.

It has less to do with last year. I was pissed this year it was more to do with the fact that there was a moment on Sunday where it was like, are we gonna have a five team? A five person playoff? Like, that was.

That was a realistic thing with everyone bunched up. So not have any type of playoff kind of sucked. Like, I wanted to see Scotty Murray go into a playoff. Yeah, it would have been great.

Yeah. So that was part of it. Other Masters notes. I.

The egg salad guy. I know we talked about the hats, the shrink movement that everyone says that, you know, we gotta get rid of all these people who are new into golf. I think the egg salad hat guy rules because I think he made that as a custom hat. That's a custom hat?

Yeah. They didn't sell that one. That one is a custom hat. If you love Excel that much.

And I also just think about it like that guy wearing that hat on Monday morning back at work. That's very funny. The only way the hat would be better is if the letters were a little bit larger and if it was upside down. Yeah.

And that hat would absolutely rock. I think it's also the fact that it's egg salad, because it's not like if you had a hat that said bacon or you had a hat that said hamburger or ice cream, everyone loves it. This guy's hat just says fart sandwich. Like, you're gonna eat it.

You're gonna eat a sandwich that smells like a fart, and everyone's gonna be like, what's going on? It's gonna be delicious. But let's just be honest. That's what an egg salad sandwich is.

You know when you make an egg salad sandwich and if anyone walks by, they're gonna be like, ew, that was. This is gross. I would like one that said savory tomato pie. That would be a good one.

Yep. Just fresh mixed fruit would be a really good hat. Maybe for like a big bachelor party doll. Share different.

One of those hats, one that just says soft drinks. I just look at the menu right now of Augusta champ, Augusta national. And then one. How about one that just says domestic beer?

The domestic beer hat, I think might be the best one in the non exile division to wear on hat. I don't. I think it's funny that golf people are like, we need to strengthen the game because these people wear stupid hats to our tournaments. Yeah.

I mean, it's in a different. In a different form. I don't know. I think people should get to do whatever they want.

Love whatever they want. Yeah. If the style looks stupid, they'll just look stupid now. It's their own choice as a human being.

If they want to wear a hat that looks stupid, let them wear a hat that looks stupid. I do think that there should be more places, not less that we go to where they do. The master's rules of, like, confiscating your cell phone. Yeah.

No technology. I think that people actually crave that. Right. Yes.

I think if you had, like, a concert, a concert venue, and they made you do that before the bands went on, I think people would actually look forward to going to that venue. I think even if there was a bar, if there was like, just like. Oh, absolutely. Like a good sports bar or a good, like, nice upscale bar, and they're like, hey, put your phones in.

You know, the, like, little comedy bags. Yeah, put them there. You're not allowed to have your phone out in the spa. I actually think a lot of people go, did I hear, like, Chickfila's doing something like that?

That if you don't look at your phone, you get a free ice cream or something. Look that up. I think my question, though, to you would be, would anyone attend Coachella if you confiscate their phone? No.

No. It's like Coachella actually is the reverse of the Masters. A mandatory phone. Yeah.

I think maybe this is just someone told me this, and I. No phone challenge. Is it really. Is it real?

Someone told me this, and then I just. I'm in a big mood of just whatever people tell me. I just believe select Chick Fil A locations are offered free small going to customers who participate in the cell phone coupe challenge. I like this.

That's more place you do. Like, if you had. You had, like, late, late summer, you start to get some of the sort of the theme days at MLB ballparks. Yeah.

Like park at the park. Yeah. If there was no cell phone day. This is like my idea of week.

Yeah. No replay week in sports, where we could just start. Just start doing stuff like that. Where it's like we.

The NBA says, hey, for an entire week, we're just not gonna have any instant replay. Yeah. I think if you told people ahead of time, hey, this is the non cell phone day at Arbol Park. I think you would actually get.

A lot of people want to go to. Definitely. The other ones were Hao Tong Lee, who had a 10, who froze out Scotty. What was that?

16, 13. Oh, yeah. He was. He putted it into the water.

He was in the bushes looking for his ball. He also apparently had food poisoning or some type of diarrhea incident because he said he went to the toilet last night a lot of times. And this morning when I got to the golf course, I'm still feeling really bad, and I was living in the toilet. Do you think that we had 1% whoop recovery and then whoop was using that as, like, promotion, which I found a little bit interesting.

Yeah, yeah. He is the man, the member. He's the one with his wedges. It says how Tong is the most handsome man in China.

Yeah. Pretty cool. I think that's why he kept hitting ball over again in the woods. Yeah.

He's probably taking shit at the time. Oh, my God. Now, when I saw this. Hank, maybe you can.

You can answer my question because I had a golf rules question for you. Why didn't he just say, I can't find a ball? Yo, what is that? What happens?

Yeah. I do a breakfast ball on the twelveth hole. Yeah. Or the thirteenth hole.

Yeah. Because if you say if he have spotters, though, Right. But he was like, inside of trees. I don't think he had spotters, like, underneath the trees.

If he hit. I don't know why I did that. I tried to find a rule and he typed in breakfast bowl. Yeah.

Because it sounds delicious. It sounds delicious. What is that? Like dark chocolate chips, melted oats, little ice cream balls.

Some chia seeds in there. Like one that you can put a Ziploc and carry around you all day. Some granola in there. Maybe put like some caramel and then a little bit of sea salt.

It's like ob. If you can't find your ball, if you can't find your ball back, you can go back to where you hit your first shot. And it's a one stroke penalty. Right.

Why didn't you do that? He should have done that. I think they probably thought he could. He could make it out.

Because, like, if I'm in that deep, deep stuff, I'm going to look for it, but then I'm not going to look very hard for it. You're a looker. You're a center. You are.

Maybe put down a quote, please. You're a looker. You are. From Hank Lockwood on the golf course in small text.

Any other. Oh, Justin Rhodes. Feel bad for him. He now has four top three finishes at the Masters.

Only Greg Norman has more with how to win with six. It's hard to feel bad for guys like that. And that's why it was hard for me to feel bad for Rory, too. Because if you finish second place at Augusta, you're going home with like, what, 2 million bucks?

$1.5 million. You can't play forever. Can't play forever. You don't get the green jack.

You don't get to go to the dinner. You gotta win one. Yeah, I guess. And he's also like 45, so it's a little sad when he's at the tail end of his career.

Four top three fishes is brutal. Yeah. The last two years, they're radical teammates, friends, but you must kind of resent them. Yeah, yeah.

Rory, bad friend. Yeah, definitely. Bad friend for sure. I would say so.

Bad friend for sure. Rory. I did. I did like Rory's speech afterwards.

He was very gracious and talking about his parents. And I think he seems like a nice guy. I'm not a fan, but he seems like a very nice guy. Can't say a lot of bad things about Rory.

Did he stick with the carbon footprint? Did he speed out of the parking lot afterwards? Almost run over a reporter? So slow.

Yeah. Also, did you see the dust off with Scotty in the reporter. People were making a big deal out of that. I still had Scotty.

I don't care. So the dust up was because Scotty said, like the reporter asked him what they think his round should have been implying, that, like, he left some shots out there, shot 65 that day. And. And he goes, that's a terrible question.

Yeah, awful. I. It might be a bad question. He also might not like the reporter.

Change your face. Reporter. Right. I don't know who asked question that.

You know what, why don't you come up? Why you. If Scott is like, you don't ask the question, dude. I might.

I might agree with Scotty sh. On this one. If you shoot a 65 and someone's like, how mad are you that your score wasn't better? Yeah, I just.

You couldn't break 120 here. He kind of answered the question after, like, he. Someone else. Jason Sobel.

Yeah. Listen, I don't know what the beef is. If there is a beef, but if there's beef, you Jason Sobel or ride or die with Scotty. I mean, I would love Scotty Scheffler for life just by the fact that he watches Stu Finder say some of the most outrageous shit of all time.

After church. After church. I think fortune sometimes. I think what we gotta do is like, for major golf tournaments, there should be a special episode of Advisors.

Knowing that Scotty needs to get pumped up. We just make a one on one episode for him. Send him an episode. Yeah.

You imagine what Stu would say on that we recorded. I helped Stu record. I don't know why he's here. When he was doing the voiceover for the Ryder cup and I believe he made a video for the US team privately where he was just going off on Rory.

Oh, I love it. Oh man, I would like to hear that video. Do you have that video? I think I do.

That would be a great video to share. Come on. For the people. Yeah.

Doing a single man episode of Advisors just to get pumped up on a major Sunday would be. You know that Sky Shelfer is not going to lose major championship if he's got Stu tongue to lick clit at 5:50 in the morning. Yeah, yeah. Just screaming at him, eat ass.

Eat ass. Go Rory. He'd say it all. He'd say it all.

All right, so another Masters in the books. Fun time. Wish it was a. Wish we had a playoff.

That's all we wanted because it was so he was flirting with it. That ball not spit. That ball not spinning at all on Hank. You're the.

You're the course after 15, 16, 15 was insane. And then the announcers afterwards being like it should have spun. He hit it wrong and ah, he fucked around so close. Like maybe I'm upset at Augusta getting nerfed and not the way that like be perfect went out there with a bunch of like blow guns or whatever.

I'm pissed because I feel like that ball in years past goes back into the creek. Yeah, they like hey listen, Augusta, they like it how they like it. Uh, okay, let's. We're gonna talk some more Masters with Scott Palpatu is at Augusta.

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Rory wins back to back Masters and as a non Rory podcast we have to begrudgingly tip our cap. We talk about the Masters and the playoff that we all wanted so badly but never materialized. Max and Brooks finish in the top 12 and other stories from...

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