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EPISODE · Feb 17, 2025 · 35 MIN

S3E1: That's My Little Puppy Dog!

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AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore"----Bug's Song-----Title: Guilty VerdictAdditional Challenge: "Party Trick"Lyrics:CongratulationsGimme your hand and let me shake itA signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted lineand then you've made itTurn on the news, kidEveryone's got their eyes on you, kidYou'll get the credit for producing this, in truth,all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisSo have your way, thenI'll take the money and the fame, thenThis is what happens when you're waiting on your breakand no one tells you when to say "when"And if I lose itI have no way to reproduce itJust watch me crawling back to you, sit backI'll ask for second chances you'll refuse itThe rest was you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingDidn't think we'd make it as far we didarmed with our party tricks, all that we're carryingI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingToo late for take-backs or argumentsonce you have started it, take it and bury itYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn this---- Matt's Song -----Title: Pardon MeAdditional Challenge: Last Line == First LineLyrics:I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done(I guess) I got a little carried awayEverybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congressTried to overthrow democracyDon't act like it's a big dealIt was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killedTreason isn't treason when you do it badlySo how about a solid from daddyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon meSay good boy and pat my bumThat was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry runI swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey theeSo How's about a favour for babyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess The best defense is a presidentWho let's us get away with whatever we pleasePardon meI went and did some things that I shouldn't have done

AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore"----Bug's Song-----Title: Guilty VerdictAdditional Challenge: "Party Trick"Lyrics:CongratulationsGimme your hand and let me shake itA signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted lineand then you've made itTurn on the news, kidEveryone's got their eyes on you, kidYou'll get the credit for producing this, in truth,all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisSo have your way, thenI'll take the money and the fame, thenThis is what happens when you're waiting on your breakand no one tells you when to say "when"And if I lose itI have no way to reproduce itJust watch me crawling back to you, sit backI'll ask for second chances you'll refuse itThe rest was you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingDidn't think we'd make it as far we didarmed with our party tricks, all that we're carryingI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingToo late for take-backs or argumentsonce you have started it, take it and bury itYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn this---- Matt's Song -----Title: Pardon MeAdditional Challenge: Last Line == First LineLyrics:I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done(I guess) I got a little carried awayEverybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congressTried to overthrow democracyDon't act like it's a big dealIt was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killedTreason isn't treason when you do it badlySo how about a solid from daddyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon meSay good boy and pat my bumThat was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry runI swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey theeSo How's about a favour for babyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess The best defense is a presidentWho let's us get away with whatever we pleasePardon meI went and did some things that I shouldn't have done

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