EPISODE · May 12, 2025 · 37 MIN
S3E7: Li'l Louie
from Jam Mechanics · host Jam Mechanics
Episode 7 of Jam Mechanics is a JAM. Bug talks nicknames and new addictions, and Matt quizzes Bug on his favorite subject.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:The Narcissist CookbookBug Hunterand our brand-new discord is hereand follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Buyer's Remorse"----Bug's Song-----Title: Board GamesAdditional Challenge: Giving yourself a nicknameLyrics:I should've never done itI should've saved my budgetI can't believe I even tried when I'm the only one thathas the resolve and focusto stick with what we've chosenBut as the night drags on I'm learning that this quest is hopelessThis is never what this evening was aboutI have to keep it bottled everytime I wanna shoutStop talking during board games!Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!You would know that if you hadn't asked how Hannah's Graduation wentthere were prolly speeches half as long as this distraction isStop talking during board games!Do you know how long this took to coordinate?3 couples in their thirties on a table-flipping thursdaynow all of them are yawning by the middle of the 1st gameI've popped out all the piecesspent 3+ hours readingno, they don't call me the Rulebook Ruler for no reasonSometimes this job is brutalbut I just do it, you knowI took all day to learn the lore and that was just for UnoI wanna game but you hit me with reversenow everytime you talk I wanna table-flippin' curse!Stop talking during board games!Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!You would know that if you hadn't brought up Molly's border-collienow they're all looking at puppy picsinstead of killing zombiesStop talking during board games!now I think that I understand divorce ratesI was totally on board for in sickness and in healthguess I should have seen this coming from your 20 minute vowsBut the worst part of this is, despite my perfect planned tacticswhen we tally up you always winAll your talking during board gamesto disrupt my strategy was your aimthought I was married to a monster but it turns out you're a masterI can't describe this feeling but I think that its attraction?All your talking during board gamesand pretending you were always really bored mademe put down my defenses and fill my head with doubtsbut babe that's really clever I'm so table-flippin' proud---- Matt's Song -----Title: JAMAdditional Challenge: Must be a JAM songLyrics:I dunno, Matt didn't send me any. Just listen to it!
What this episode covers
Episode 7 of Jam Mechanics is a JAM. Bug talks nicknames and new addictions, and Matt quizzes Bug on his favorite subject.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:The Narcissist CookbookBug Hunterand our brand-new discord is hereand follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Buyer's Remorse"----Bug's Song-----Title: Board GamesAdditional Challenge: Giving yourself a nicknameLyrics:I should've never done itI should've saved my budgetI can't believe I even tried when I'm the only one thathas the resolve and focusto stick with what we've chosenBut as the night drags on I'm learning that this quest is hopelessThis is never what this evening was aboutI have to keep it bottled everytime I wanna shoutStop talking during board games!Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!You would know that if you hadn't asked how Hannah's Graduation wentthere were prolly speeches half as long as this distraction isStop talking during board games!Do you know how long this took to coordinate?3 couples in their thirties on a table-flipping thursdaynow all of them are yawning by the middle of the 1st gameI've popped out all the piecesspent 3+ hours readingno, they don't call me the Rulebook Ruler for no reasonSometimes this job is brutalbut I just do it, you knowI took all day to learn the lore and that was just for UnoI wanna game but you hit me with reversenow everytime you talk I wanna table-flippin' curse!Stop talking during board games!Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!You would know that if you hadn't brought up Molly's border-collienow they're all looking at puppy picsinstead of killing zombiesStop talking during board games!now I think that I understand divorce ratesI was totally on board for in sickness and in healthguess I should have seen this coming from your 20 minute vowsBut the worst part of this is, despite my perfect planned tacticswhen we tally up you always winAll your talking during board gamesto disrupt my strategy was your aimthought I was married to a monster but it turns out you're a masterI can't describe this feeling but I think that its attraction?All your talking during board gamesand pretending you were always really bored mademe put down my defenses and fill my head with doubtsbut babe that's really clever I'm so table-flippin' proud---- Matt's Song -----Title: JAMAdditional Challenge: Must be a JAM songLyrics:I dunno, Matt didn't send me any. Just listen to it!
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