S3E9: Escape Room Politics
Episode 9 of the Jam Mechanics podcast, hosted by Jam Mechanics, titled "S3E9: Escape Room Politics" was published on June 9, 2025 and runs 39 minutes.
June 9, 2025 ·39m · Jam Mechanics
Summary
Episode 9 is here and Bug and Matt are reminiscing about the places they definitely SHOULD NOT have been on tour right before they hit the road again. Don't be a hater, leave us a good reviewJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:The Narcissist CookbookBug Hunterand our brand-new discord is hereand follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "In a Scoring/Sporting Position"----Bug's Song-----Title: The UpperhandAdditional Challenge: Safe Space for HateLyrics: I am barking at the mailmanthough you tell me there's no hopeButupperhandr barked at milkmenwhen's the last time you saw one of thoseI am barking at the squirrels outsideand no one thinks it worksbut my father barked at sabretoothsand wiped them from the EarthWe can solve it like our fathers, open hands balled into fistsif we solve it like our fathers we'll just end up in the mess we're inThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhandI am barking out at everythingI like the way it soundscause my father barked at everythingand I want to make him proudWe can solve it like our fathers, walk 10 paces, turn and shootIf we solve it like our fathers, then our kids will solve it this way tooThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhandThe whole world loves an underdog but you can't break the rulesand start beating us with baseball bats when your team starts to losethe screaming in the stands might sound like cheering from this farand all your kids are watching and can't tell the two apartand all your kids are watching when you tell them who you areThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhand---- Matt's Song -----Title: Curdled MilkteethAdditional Challenge: Something where it ought not to beLyrics:i was driving through the highlands at a quarter to 5 in the morning in the middle of junei was listening to a record that i used rely on to get by and thinking about youstop the car at intersections, check my heartspin the wheel in your directioncause somewhere out in the darkyou're burning and all i need to do is to follow the heatif i never come up for air i won't ever need to breathei won't need to breathecurdled milkteethnow i don't know this road from any otheri'm hungry and tired and i'm a hundred exits deepand the valley walls are so highthat i must have missed the sunriseif there ever was a sunriseI don't know when it happened, but sometime in the past I got too tall to sneak through the ryeI suddenly recall how i used to rely on you to catch me before I hit the overhangKill the engine, try to soothe my racing heartTurn my head in your direction
Episode Description
Episode 9 is here and Bug and Matt are reminiscing about the places they definitely SHOULD NOT have been on tour right before they hit the road again. Don't be a hater, leave us a good review
Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.
Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!
If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us!
Our Music:
The Narcissist Cookbook
Bug Hunter
and our brand-new discord is here
and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc!
Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!
-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
Prompt: "In a Scoring/Sporting Position"
----Bug's Song-----
Title: The Upperhand
Additional Challenge: Safe Space for Hate
Lyrics:
I am barking at the mailman
though you tell me there's no hope
Butupperhandr barked at milkmen
when's the last time you saw one of those
I am barking at the squirrels outside
and no one thinks it works
but my father barked at sabretooths
and wiped them from the Earth
We can solve it like our fathers, open hands balled into fists
if we solve it like our fathers we'll just end up in the mess we're in
Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand
but you're punching when you have the upperhand
I am barking out at everything
I like the way it sounds
cause my father barked at everything
and I want to make him proud
We can solve it like our fathers, walk 10 paces, turn and shoot
If we solve it like our fathers, then our kids will solve it this way too
Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand
but you're punching when you have the upperhand
The whole world loves an underdog but you can't break the rules
and start beating us with baseball bats when your team starts to lose
the screaming in the stands might sound like cheering from this far
and all your kids are watching and can't tell the two apart
and all your kids are watching when you tell them who you are
Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand
but you're punching when you have the upperhand
---- Matt's Song -----
Title: Curdled Milkteeth
Additional Challenge: Something where it ought not to be
Lyrics:
i was driving through the highlands at a quarter to 5 in the morning in the middle of june
i was listening to a record that i used rely on to get by and thinking about you
stop the car at intersections, check my heart
spin the wheel in your direction
cause somewhere out in the dark
you're burning and all i need to do is to follow the heat
if i never come up for air i won't ever need to breathe
i won't need to breathe
curdled milkteeth
now i don't know this road from any other
i'm hungry and tired and i'm a hundred exits deep
and the valley walls are so high
that i must have missed the sunrise
if there ever was a sunrise
I don't know when it happened, but sometime in the past I got too tall to sneak through the rye
I suddenly recall how i used to rely on you to catch me before I hit the overhang
Kill the engine, try to soothe my racing heart
Turn my head in your direction
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