Sandwich part 1

2 Identical turds drop from the brain-anus. On closer inspection, one is large and sloppy and the other is small and firm. They both stink and are best avoided by sensible persons who would rather listen to podcast about patio or would rather scrub patio whilst listening to podcast about patio. To 'hear' part 2 go to www.patreon.com/Fuggcast

MAN: 'The longer the better right?'  DIFFERENT MAN: 'Right!' This latest episode of Fuggcast features 26 minutes and 13 seconds of pure quality but pure quality what? What do you/I mean? What kind of qualities are you looking for in a perfect partner? Thick rubbery neck? Tick. Thick rubbery tie? Tick. Thick rubbery sentences that spring from a perfectly circular mouth?  The man that is called Sam Langley that make Fuggcast is tired of just himself being the only one on Fuggcast so him get a new film section presented by Avery Wayne. There's also an exclusive digital multitrack audio recording from Sam's cousin Oliver White.  Sam's new album is available here https://www.fuggwodge.com/music Oliver White's various musical and artistic projects can be found here https://coims.bandcamp.com/ and here https://www.instagram.com/in_a_nuts_shell/ Avery Wayne is also known as Bruce McClure and his poetry/art can be seen here https://www.thestrangestpetonearth.com/

Have you guessed? No, there is no made up guest for this weak watered down epi-dose of absurdist comedy. 'That's fine with me mate' you whisper. 'The made up guests are the weakest part of the show' and I agree, nodding my grey rubber head and making a deflating sound like a burst rubber head.  However...this is a premium edition of Fuggcast and features some truly superb one liners, a couple of mediocre 2 liners and 1 abysmal 3 liner.  If you want to support Fuggcast then go to Fuggwodge.com and donate using the tiny yellow donate button. Or you can buy a T-Shirt and look as smart as I feel I've made my point. Ciao Sam XXX

The 20th Episode of Fuggcast is long, thin and smells like runny brie, just like my withered leg. You remember that pub in Exmoor? The withered leg? The barman looked like an old cobblers puppet. Gorgeous shiny hair, skin like varnished oak but there was something creepy about him. Why did he disappear behind a partition to pour our drinks? Why did he reappear behind us with 3 flutes of thick pink liquid?  Fuggcast is the best absurdist comedy podcast in existence but don't take my word for it. Other words that might help me crawl into the limelight are weird, surreal, avantgarde and nonsense. What else? How about Tim and Eric, Tim Key, Tim Heidecker, Vic and Bob, The Beef and Dairy network, 3 bean salad and Adult swim? There's not many weird comedy podcasts out there...or are there? Let me know if you can think of any. All the best Stilve