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Bad Counsel Confessional

Release Date: 03/09/2022

Authors: Balker Talker Media

Description: In Episode 74, we wrestle with the big questions, like, where to start having sex in public, when is it ok to overcook a steak, how barometric pressure led to an affair with a local weatherman from channel 44, and much more...Share your questions with us:Twitter - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] just leave us a message at our anonymous message service - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Explicit: Yes

The Real Housewives Of Bad Counsel

Release Date: 12/20/2023

Authors: Balker Talker Media

Description: SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss teaching kids to cheat and shoplift, sharing personal shoplifting stories, the consequences of shoplifting, the concept of Elf on the Shelf, listener feedback and comments, Burt's bar encounter, and the upcoming couples retreat and games, including the Honesty Box game. In this part of the conversation, the hosts and guests discuss the upcoming TV show and the controversial questions that will be asked. They then proceed to read and answer the questions for each couple, discussing their answers and providing validation. The chapter titles reflect the main topics discussed in each segment. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss gift giving and receiving, stocking stuffers, pretending to like gifts, knowing each other, family traditions, and favorite Christmas movies. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics related to picking up guys, including ordering risqué items and building confidence in approaching. They also share intimate and memorable moments, as well as embarrassing encounters. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reflect on fond memories and comfortable early experiences. They express gratitude for the year and the fun they've had together. The hosts discuss the end of the year and the possibility of a New Year's episode before closing with heartfelt remarks.TakeawaysMichelle and Bert are admired for their adventurous and active lifestyle.Bert celebrates his one-year anniversary on the show.The hosts discuss the weather in different regions and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride.Feeding pets and parenting questions are also discussed. Teaching kids to cheat and shoplift is not advisable and can have serious consequences.Personal stories and experiences can provide insight and entertainment.The Elf on the Shelf is a popular holiday tradition that involves a surveillance-like elf that watches children's behavior.Engaging in games and activities can add fun and excitement to relationships and events. The TV show involves couples answering controversial questions during dinner parties.The couples read and answer questions about their relationships and holiday traditions.Validation and open communication are important in discussing sensitive topics.The hosts and guests have fun and lighthearted interactions throughout the conversation. Gift giving and receiving can be a source of tension and misunderstanding in relationships.Stocking stuffers should be fun and surprising, not practical items.Honesty and open communication are important when discussing preferences and expectations for gifts.Knowing each other's likes and dislikes can strengthen a relationship.Family traditions, such as unique holiday rituals, can create special memories.Favorite Christmas movies can vary among individuals and can be a reflection of personal preferences and traditions. Building confidence is key when it comes to approaching someone you're interested in.Ordering risqué items can be a fun and creative way to express interest.Memorable moments and shared experiences can strengthen relationships.Reflecting on fond memories can bring joy and gratitude.Being comfortable with each other from the beginning can lead to lasting connections.Expressing gratitude and having fun together is important in any relationship.Chapters00:00Impressed by Michelle and Bert01:08Bert's Anniversary03:04Holiday Episode04:05Weather in Different Regions05:33Burt's One Year on the Show06:24Becoming Part of the Crew08:00Naked Bike Ride09:09Feeding Pets10:32Burt's Dog with Bloody Diarrhea11:33Winston's Love for Honey Ham13:56Parenting Question14:02Holiday Drinks29:12Teaching Kids to Cheat and Shoplift30:19Personal Shoplifting Stories31:07Consequences of Shoplifting32:40Elf on the Shelf34:47Discussion on Elf on the Shelf36:04Listener Feedback and Comments40:32Burt's Bar Encounter43:36Couples Retreat and Games44:36The Honesty Box Game45:20Instructions for the Honesty Box Game45:35Introduction and Appreciation46:22Explanation of the TV Show47:00Discussion of Controversial Questions48:15Reading Questions for the First Couple49:01First Couple's Answers50:27Discussion of Answer and Validation51:33Reading Questions for the Second Couple52:18Second Couple's Answers53:13Discussion of Answer and Validation54:08Reading Questions for the Third Couple54:46Third Couple's Answers55:52Discussion of Answer and Validation56:20Reading Questions for the Fourth Couple57:08Fourth Couple's Answers58:36Discussion of Answer and Validation59:49Discussion of Future Episodes and Beach Retreat01:00:11Reading Questions for the Fifth Couple01:00:25Fifth Couple's Answers01:00:53Discussion of Answer and Validation01:01:00Closing Remarks01:04:13Stocking Stuffers01:05:10Pretending to Like Gifts01:07:52Knowing Each Other01:09:34Family Traditions01:12:14Favorite Things01:14:38Favorite Christmas Movie01:29:41Picking Up Guys01:30:04Ordering Risqué Items01:30:25Confidence in Approaching01:31:02Intimate Moments01:31:35Memorable Moments01:32:18Embarrassing Encounters01:33:09Fond Memories01:34:05Comfortable Early on01:35:43Reflection on the Year01:36:18Gratitude and Fun01:37:15End of the Year01:38:17New Year's Episode01:39:03Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Explicit: Yes

Bonus Episode: Bad Counsel Dating Game

Release Date: 03/12/2021

Authors: Balker Talker Media

Description: Three amazing bachelorettes answer Jack's questions as he figures out which wonderful woman to ask out on a date.  Share your questions with us:Twitter - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] just leave us a message at our anonymous message service - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Explicit: Yes

Your First Amendment Right To Sit Quietly And Not Say Anything

Release Date: 03/31/2022

Description: Free speech is rarely pretty. But there was no shortage of hand-wringing last week over Yale Law students who -- checks notes -- protested an event and then left promptly when asked by faculty. If that doesn't sound bad, but that's because you're not vested in the ongoing effort to redefine free speech as protecting the people with microphones and punishing dissent. We also talk about a wildly inappropriate in-house counsel and the story of a town that ticketed an elderly couple to the tune of $30K and the federal judge who was not pleased about it. Special thanks to our sponsor, Posh Virtual Receptionists, LLC.

Explicit: Yes

Jedi Counsel

Release Date: 08/29/2020

Authors: Geek Therapy Network

Description: Katie Gordon and Brandon Saxton discuss the science of psychology and mental health through movies, TV shows, current events, and interviews with expert guests!

Explicit: Yes

Council of Good Counsel

Release Date: 04/30/2021

Authors: Council of Good Counsel

Description: Irreverent and non-political correct social/political commentary. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/council-of-good-counsel/support

Explicit: Yes

Brofessional Degenerates

Release Date: 10/05/2021

Authors: B4Lnetwork

Description: Counsel of Brofessionals speaketh upon sports! Football, NBA, UFC and Sports betting

Explicit: Yes

Right to Counsel

Release Date: 08/20/2020

Authors: Kirk Anderson

Description: Right to Counsel is a weekly podcast hosted by Minneapolis criminal defense attorney Kirk Anderson. Join Kirk (and sometimes guests) for a fun and entertaining look into the world of a criminal defense attorney, current legal issues and whatever else we feel like talking about that week.

Explicit: Yes

OLAMIDE ADEGOKE

Release Date: 04/18/2021

Authors: OLAMIDE ADEGOKE

Description: I encourage, counsel and talk on matters that can help you build a healthy life and marriage.

Explicit: Yes

Edward Prutschi

Release Date: 03/27/2021

Authors: Edward Prutschi

Description: Listen to Edward Prutschi on the Of Counsel podcast speak in-depth and personally about his lengthy career in criminal law.

Explicit: Yes

Mueller Time

Release Date: 04/10/2021

Authors: Mueller Time Podcast

Description: Special Counsel Mueller's counterintelligence investigation. Progressive politics. Hosted by Eric Levai & Chris Carey. Become a Mueller Time Patreon today! https://www.patreon.com/muellertime

Explicit: Yes

Historic Hindsight

Release Date: 09/04/2020

Authors: historichindsight

Description: Whether it's bad luck, bad decisions, bad timing, or bad inventions; well-intentioned bad decisions have plagued history for thousands of years. Join us on Historic Hindsight. Where we make fun of historically bad decisions on our weekly Podcast.

Explicit: Yes

Bad Blood Media Productions

Release Date: 06/24/2021

Authors: L Robson

Description: Bad Blood Media Productions Present...........Bad Blood Spartan Tapes, Bad Blood Boxing Show and Bad Blood Podcast. Introducing a different guest each week

Explicit: Yes

Leaguel Counsel - Rugby League

Release Date: 08/28/2020

Authors: Leaguel Counsel

Description: Welcome to Leaguel Counsel, a free flowing podcast largely covering all things Rugby League and occasionally touching on innocuous everyday stuff. The difference is this podcast looks at the “greatest game of all" from a global perspective and talks through the topics that you want to hear. The two hosts Richie Strettell and Jack Muir look at the most interesting Rugby League narratives every week and promise to try and stay on topic. Only things off limits are the player’s personal medical history and kids…except Noel Cleal’s son. Richard "Rihare" Strettell is a Rugby League tragic from the plush streets of Otatara, Invercargill, New Zealand. Although he has never played, his knowledge of the game is second to none, in fact his Mastermind specialist subject would be the Winfield Cup 1989 to 1996 and NRL Jersey Sponsors 1992-1995. Another unfortunate Warriors fan, his favourite Rugby League memories include Sonny Bill Willams test debut in 2004, Jerome Ropati’s try from a piece of Be

Explicit: Yes

The Dice Counsel Podcast

Release Date: 04/28/2021

Authors: The Dice Counsel

Description: Topical conversation and advice about tabletop role-playing games. Helping players and DMs through challenges on and off the table.

Explicit: Yes