Science vs. Keanu Reeves

Send us Fan MailStory Jam is a music and storytelling show that features great storytellers and original songs written for each story.In our inaugural episode, we'll hear a funny story by Archy Jamjun, a sassy little song written for his story, and a brief conversation with Archy and Story Jam producer Stephanie Rogers. Story Jam is based in Chicago, IL. Story Jam Studio provides online and in-person classes and workshop on the art of storytelling. For more information about STORY JAM, please visit our website. SCIENTISTYou can be a model if you’re prettyRepresent a beer or underwearUse Noxzema skin cream when you are dirtySun-in when you want caucasian hairBut it’s very likely that…you suck at mathScientist, you'll never be a scientistYou can barely even pass a testin high school Chemincidentally, why bother getting a degree?Coiffing adorably is time better spent It isn’t very nice to state the obviousKeanu only knows one kind of PiIt isn’t too correct to be a brainy snobWe all know nerds are smarter than hot guysBut it’s very likely that…those guys can’t addCHORUSYou can be a model if you’re prettyRepresent a beer or underwearUse Noxzema skin cream when you are dirtySun-in when you want caucasian hairCredits:Producer: Stephanie RogersAudio Mix/Production: Danny ShafferTheme music: Craig J SniderVoiceover: Kenny BurroughsStory: Archy Jamjun"Scientist" words/music by Stephanie RogersBand:Bass: Rafe BradfordDrums: Gerald DowdKeys: Fred SimonSynthesizer: Craig SniderGuitar: Danny ShafferVocals: Stephanie RogersSupport Story Jam!