Screw(worm) Iran! — Friggin’ Farm & Ranch Report June 12, 2026

Friggin’ Farm & Ranch Report for Friday, June 12, 2026. We wrap the week with a full run‑through of the board, the barns, and the Beltway. August live closes in the low 240s while August feeders rip higher, five‑area cash holds in the mid‑250s, and the basis blows out to roughly $14. We walk the Sale Barn Pulse and National Beef Wire runs: $4‑plus calves from Missouri and Kansas, nearly $500/cwt on high‑end New Mexico cattle, and $560/cwt on 430‑pound calves at Fallon, Nevada — a $2,400 range calf. On the heavy side, 8–9 weights in the Southern Plains and East are stuck in the mid‑$3s as packer capacity and plant issues bite. From there we hit the drought map and producer headspace: the Southwest and Southern Plains lighting up in D2–D4, the Corn Belt drowning, and what that split means for hay, fall feed costs, and who’s liquidating what. War Reel covers day 101 of a choked Strait of Hormuz, IRGC strikes on US bases in Kuwait, Bahrain, and Jordan, Trump’s latest “deal is close” talk, Houthi threats in the Red Sea, and why a 6% dump in Brent crude doesn’t mean your diesel and fertilizer come back to normal any time soon. Bugs & biosecurity brings a tight screwworm update (Texas and New Mexico cases, new USDA lab at Kerrville, and futures traders finally pricing it), plus a quick check on the Cargill Fort Morgan lockout and what that idle plant does to kill capacity and basis. We then sit down with the six‑sentence FENCE Act: what it actually changes inside ECP, why it’s a marginal improvement in a program you may not love, and where “new fencing technology” becomes GPS collars, data exhaust, and a future fight over who owns your grazing information. We close with quick hits on BLM’s grazing “modernization” rule, USDA payment‑limit tweaks, drought and producer sentiment, On This Day in history, and the weekend sports slate. If you make your living on a horse, in a tractor, or in the sale barn, this episode walks you through what the board, the bugs, the fuel, and the feds just did to your budget this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices