Welcome, everybody, to the second annual Steamies. It's 2022. We are here. It's the Steamies.
Well, it's been a huge year. Lots of categories. In fact, we've had more votes this year on our categories. Three times more votes than last year.
That's right. Totaling 100,000 votes we got. Is that right, Ian? Yeah.
100,000 votes. The people are activated. They are ready to engage. Well, guys, last year, as you know, I had a co-host for the Steamies, Trisha Paytas, who, by the way, is excluded from all categories.
I'm sure it would have been a full sweep, but we had to exclude her for reasons that are known and unknown. A little cryptic at the gate there. What can you do? We do have a guest, though.
One that is beloved in the community. One that reports the facts, the news, the gossip, and all the drama, and all that with a cup of noodles. It's the one, the only, Dennis Def Noodles. There you go.
Welcome, Def. Well, thank you for having me. This is crazy. It's an honor to be sitting here with you today to present the drama of the year.
And who better? Who better? Who better? Well, it's an honor to be wearing a tux for the first time in, like, five years.
You actually look good in yours, unlike me. You look good. He's very tall, by the way. You guys may not know.
How tall are you? 6'4". 6'4". Oh, we've got to get you to go back-to-back with Zach and see his call.
Do you want to go into this? Do you really want to go into this? No, no, no. Not today.
Today we celebrate. Today we celebrate. Ethan, who are the sponsors of the team? Today the sponsors are Dr.
Sasquatch. I mean, Sasquatch. Sasquatch? Sasquatch.
Okay. Dr. Sasquatch and Master Class. Thank you, thank you.
Dennis, how are you feeling? Feeling pretty good. I mean, I don't know if I can bring the same energy that Trisha brought, but it's going to be... You can't replace...
Listen, you just be yourself, okay? Nobody can replace that kind of energy. Yeah. Well, yes.
Last year. The biggest... This feels illegal, but for some reason nobody faced Consequences Award. Oh, yeah.
That's a good category. No, that's a good one. I want to win that one. Best attempt at Murdering Your Friend Award.
They're all really exciting. Yeah. Fantastic stuff. Yeah.
Murder, asshole! How's the channel doing? How's everything doing? Your band on Twitter?
That's been a huge controversy. Yeah, I'm banned on Twitter. Thanks to the fucking... Can I say...
Sorry, I think it's a fucking Keemstar, I think. Sorry! My opinion. My opinion.
Keemstar's been around long enough. He's like... He definitely knows how to mass report and do all that. Yeah.
Boy. Super good. Fuck that Keemstar guy, right? Fuck that Keemstar guy.
Yeah. What a piece of shit he is. What a piece of shit. Right?
No, but plus he has his contacts on Twitter. That's why I feel like... You know, he's pulling some strings. I can't imagine that guy having contacts anywhere.
I mean... Who would want to associate with that guy? But there it is. There it is.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Well, what do you say we jump right into it, Dennis?
Yeah, let's do it. All right. Well, our first category. It's a huge, huge category.
Some old, some new. Biggest Covidiot. Now, this is a legacy category. Last year, the winner was Jake Paul.
Deserved. This year, thank you. Yeah, round of applause for Jake Paul. This year, actually, Jake isn't even nominated.
The biggest... Well, how do you want to do it? Do you play it? Or do I...
Yeah, why don't we take a look at the nominees? Okay, so... Okay, go ahead. Biggest Covidiot.
Chet Hanks. New Instagram video. The eldest son of a Hollywood couple shared his anti-vaccine. I got the vaccine.
I think everybody should. I think it's really important that we all do this. Just as citizens, as Americans. We have to look out for each other and get it under control, guys.
Psych! Hey, bro, don't fix it. I never had Covid. Yeah, stick with me with that motherfucking needle.
It's the motherfucking flu. Joe Rogan. There's uproar today over Joe Rogan's advice to young Americans not to get vaccinated. If you're, like, 21 years old and you say to me, should I get vaccinated?
I go, no. If you're a healthy person, you're exercising all the time, you're young, and you're eating well, they're like, I don't think you need to worry about this. It turns out I got Covid. So we immediately through the kitchen sink out.
All kinds of meds. Monoclonal antibodies. Ivermectin. Predizone.
Z-Pak. NAD drip. Vitamin drip. Everything.
A wonderful, heartfelt thank you to modern medicine. I'm not a doctor. I'm a fucking moron. Jordan Peterson.
Here's the deal, guys. I'll get the vaccine. You fucking leave me alone. Why get the vaccine then?
You're not going to leave me alone. Why are the vaccinated all of a sudden, the unvaccinated all of a sudden a danger? I suspect that medicine, independent of public health, kills more people than it saves. Nicki Minaj.
On Monday, the record confirmed to Dan that she would not be attending this year's medgown because of the event's vaccination mandate. My cousin in Trinidad won't get the vaccine because his friend got it and became immature. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married.
Now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it and make sure you're comfortable with your decision, not bully. That is a good idea. Nicki Minaj tries to be one of the bravest people in the United States.
Are you kidding me? Dr. Carlson. Wow.
Well, what do you think, Dennis? Stiff competitors there. I'm thinking, I mean, honestly, I think Joe Rogan's got this one. Joe Rogan, definitely.
He's got the reach. He's got everything wrong. Yeah. And he's so confident.
Yeah. I feel like it's got to be Joe Rogan, but there's such strong entries there. Let's not overlook Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend. Oh, yeah.
Who's testicles. You know. As all good relationships, I know you would have left me if my testicles swollen, swole on our wedding day. No way.
Jose. By the way, why was Jordan Peterson so angry in that clip? You notice it? Yeah, he's very upset about it.
He's become very angry, actually, but he's become very upset about the COVID thing, although he just seems angry in general. I don't know. Good observation. Yeah.
Well, I think we know who it's going to be. I think, yeah. I have a... Is this it?
Do I grab the card? Okay. Okay, so we're opening... You want to do the honors?
Let's see. You go ahead. You go ahead. And then, you guys, we have the drum roll, please.
Biggest COVID idiot. 2021. Wow. With 21%.
Joe Rogan. Sorry, sorry. 81%. A huge majority goes to Joe Rogan.
Congratulations, Joe. This is beautiful. Look at this nice steaming hot cup of Joe, just for you. Do not drink this.
Whatever's going on in there is certainly not safe for consumption. Although, let's be frank, it's probably safer than the other stuff he puts in his body. He's taking off a brain. Why not take a sip of this, right?
Do you want to try it? Yeah. Cheers, doctor. I'm a fucking moron.
Don't do that. Don't even sniff it. Well, maybe it's not. Yeah, what is happening?
It's dry eyes. It's dry eyes. It goes to the Ghostbusters. The Echo Plasma.
Yeah, it's like rolling. Do we need a fire extinguisher? That's right. I think we'll be okay on the fire hazard side of things.
Well, this is exciting. Joe Rogan with 81%. Nicki Minaj with 8% came in second. The Cousin Story was a real...
That was a really good moment of the year. Yeah. 2001. He got big balls but didn't win it.
That's a shame. Yeah. Well, congratulations to Joe. Fantastic stuff.
You know, pretty exciting category. Yeah. Yeah, have you been hearing about the drama? Who's the guy who pulled his music?
Not Willie Nelson. Oh, Neil Young. Neil Young pulled his music. He pulled all his music today.
Yeah, I saw that. I think it's funny how all the conservatives are like, this dude really thought Spotify was going to drop Joe. I don't think he ever thought that. I think he's just making it conscientious.
No, yeah. I was listening to Tim Poole talk about it. Obviously, he had the worst reaction ever. I mean, I don't know.
I just think it's... You can't get away with putting out that much bullshit without some kind of... You know what I mean? Well, certainly, again, it's like, if we're going to talk about freedom, the man's got a freedom to make a stand.
Are we right, folks? And here I'm announcing today that I will be pulling all of our podcasts off. No, we're not doing that. I mean...
No. Right. No. We're not making a stand here today, folks.
Thank you. Shout out to the wonderful... I mean, maybe we can, but let's bring in on a snap position in the middle. I was going to say, I'm pulling...
I'm not pulling, folks. We're not pulling. Not today. Thank you.
Next up, huge award, huge category, spiciest drama. Yeah. Last year, Tati versus Jeffrey. That one winner.
Yeah. Tati, she really knows how to spice things up, doesn't she? Yeah. And I think for the last, like, two years, she was just going away for a while and coming back and dropping a massive video.
Yeah. I love that. Some really serious accusations. Yeah, but she was kind of silent this last year, wasn't she?
Yeah. So I don't even think she was nominated, but boy, we have a lot of categories here. Let me read them off here. Go ahead and play for spiciest drama.
Let's take a look at our nominations. Spiciest drama. Creepshow art exposed. One very recognizable source.
My stalker is Shannon, better known as Creepshow art, and what I believe to be her current husband, Anthony Parker. And Shannon, Anthony, if you're watching this, you have no idea what you guys have done to me. She suffered, as far as I understand it. The greatest percentage lost of subscribers of any cancellation ever.
It's over. I'm done. I'm not coming back to YouTube. And so everyone else, go touch some fucking graphs.
I am done. I'm fucking done. Bad baby, first Dr. Phil.
So part of the whole Dr. Phil show is they send these kids to turnabout where these other programs that are also in Utah, but they're all wilderness programs and they're all fucked up. The abuse, the malnourishing, physical abuse, mental abuse, all that, and this place is still up and running. If she had a bad experience, obviously I would hate that.
We'd be sorry about that. This range is still listed on your website after a lawsuit about murder, a lawsuit about sexual abuse, and a lawsuit about torture. We're not involved in that. We don't have any feedback from them.
He just said he's not involved in any treatment facility I go to. Are you fucking nuts? Ace family lost their house. Okay, Catherine, there's a lot of rumors that your house is getting for closed.
What do you have to say about that? It's not true. It's not true. Last night, their double mansion was put on auction for $9 million.
Apparently, the contractor on the job wasn't even a real contractor. They went into SRO without getting a certificate of occupancy. T-Channel, nobody's making videos about us and talking about us on the negative lights because they make money off of us and they're using you. I'm counting the money, counting the blessings.
Hassan Pica owning a house. A massive amount of pushback and backlash because it came out that he purchased a 3,800-square-foot home in West Hollywood for $2.74 million. I am once again under the crossfires being mercilessly ripped apart by, you know, the greatest activists of all time, anarchists on Twitter. Twitch gambling exposed as a scam.
Gambling ain't a thing to make money on. If you think you're gonna make money gambling, you're a fucking idiot. Don't fucking be dumb, motherfuckers. Don't be dumb.
You won't win. Oh, let's go, baby. This is where St. Cosino's located, you guys.
Oh, my God. It sure looks like a fucking scam. Look at this. This is their address.
Maybe it's not. This is their address, you guys. Britney's fight to end the conservatorship. Britney Spears broke down in tears at a hearing today over control of her life and fortune.
Much of her life has been controlled in recent years by her father and a professional conservator. After nearly 14 years, it took a judge in this courting house today less than 40 minutes to decide that Britney Spears' conservatorship was no longer required. For most argue fans, the legions of the free Britney movement celebrating outside. Guys, it seems Britney is free.
Britney really? Thank you, guys. The Ending of Frenemies David Dobrik and the Love Squad's Meltdown That documentary, Going Clear, about Scientology? Yeah.
So our show turned into the Going Clear Vlog Squad. Okay, Ethan. I'm sorry to my family, and I'm sorry to my friends that I've been embarrassed, and this won't happen again. Wow.
What nominations? Yeah, definitely. All together. You realize what a big year it's been, huh?
Yeah. It's some big names. Who do you think is going to take the dub? I really can't decide.
Spicy drama. I don't know. I think the Vlog Squad's got this. Oh, really?
Yeah. That was a pretty big one, but when you look back at the... I mean, Hassan Piker buying a house was probably the best thing in my opinion. Yeah.
That was big. Unforgivable. I feel like you're overlooking a pretty big one there. The Ending of Frenemies?
That was a pretty good one. Yeah. This was the only time we were allowed to mention Tricia only by proxy, so... I just noticed you didn't even show her in the footage.
That's right. We didn't even show her in the footage. That's wild. Wow.
That is wild, isn't it? Well, the Twitch gambling, the David Dobrik one was huge. I got to give it up to Bad Baby, who brought the heat to Dr. Phil.
Oh, yeah. That was good. That was, you know... I'm not a fan of his.
Now, I'm a fan of hers for doing that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She really brought the heat to Mr.
Potato Head. Yeah. Well, Britney, too. I mean, Britney Spears, she's free for Pete's sake.
Yeah. And it's still going on, right? Up until like a couple weeks or so ago. I think it's pretty much done at this point.
I mean, she's posting her Instagram sheet. It's free. Literally and figuratively. I made the beach between her and her sister.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been going on still. Yeah. Well, I think we'll be hearing about the Britney stuff for years to come.
Probably. But Dennis, would you like to do us the honors here? Of course, yeah. Spiciest drama.
Wow, wow, wow. So let's see. Who won? Oh, wow.
With 69% of the votes. Wow. The ending of Frenemies. Wow, wow.
I hope I've seen that one coming. By the way, this prize is for me, is it not? Yeah, yeah. I guess I have to take a sip.
No, no, no, no. I'm going to drink it. Don't do it. I'm going to drink it.
You gave it to me. I'm going to drink it. Don't do that. Oh, hi.
Well, let's get this out to Tricia to congratulate her. Yeah. Because obviously, you know, it takes two to tango. Yeah.
So we got the runners-up where David Dobrik and the Vlog Squad meltdown throughout the year. It was 9% and then Brittany with 8%. Yeah, what a year. Man, a crazy year.
I got to say, Tati first, Jeffrey won last year, but these are bigger dramas. Yeah, it feels that way. Well, perhaps because you were involved in like 75% of them. That's true.
It was a big year in the drama sphere, wasn't it? Well, live by the drama, die by the drama. That's what they say. So thank you, everybody.
Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate that.
All right. Wow. Damn, rest in peace, Frenemies, huh? We don't talk about it, but man, that show was a big deal during the year, you know?
Oh, yeah. We were averaging 4 or 5 million views an episode. It was the biggest podcast in the world, I think, during that time. That whole moment with Jeff, like the gotcha moment, I was watching it back the other day, and it was like, I don't know, to me, it was like the highlight of podcasts in the year, I think.
Well, thank you so much. It was so, at the same time, it was tragic and funny because he was clearly lying, right, the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And his willingness just to come on the show without any preparation at all was fantastic.
And then there was that other wrinkle was that Kat provided me additional unseen evidence that played him where he said he wasn't. So that's where we got the iconic, okay, Ethan, that we love so well. Yeah, there it is. It was, yeah, it was crazy.
Thank you, man. Appreciate that. What a year. Well, coming around.
This is exciting. This is fun. Is it not? What a year.
What a time. What a time to be alive. Yeah, glad to be here. What a joy.
Well, hold on. I got it. Yeah, let's go ahead and get that over to Trisha. Thank you.
Worst apology is the next category. Last year's winner was Jeffree Star. That's going to be one that's going to be tough to... Last year, Jeffree Star made an apology in his $15 million mansion and cassette in the opulence of his...
He's like Louis Vuitton couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, again, it's like, you look at the nominees this year, I feel like it really dwarfs whatever Jeffrey started. I don't even remember, what was he apologizing for?
He was apologizing for, Patsy made a video accusing him and Shane Dawson of behind the scenes conspiring against Charles. Oh, right, right, right. And then, uh... Yeah, that's hard to beat.
Look at this, dude. Yeah. What a setting. Yeah.
Well, um, I mean, if you look at the nominees, for example, the first one here is Travis Scott. I mean, you're talking, the stakes are hot. Oh, yeah. Much, much higher, yeah.
Well, let's go ahead and roll it. Worst apology. Sienna Mae Gomez. Yeah.
I know that this is why God and the universe have given me this platform. I hope this can inspire you. It is? What?
How's this even real? Yeah, it's pretty incredible. I love the interpretive dance. Apology.
It is, uh, innovative. It's fresh. Apologies to China. Love this.
Oh, yeah. I'm so, so, so. Taiwan will never be a part of China, I swear. Or I mean, it's the opposite.
David Dobrik, let's talk. I always make sure that whatever the video I'm putting out, I have the approval from that person. With the set situation, I'm sorry, I missed the mark on that one. I don't align with some of the actions.
I don't understand how I'm thought you could get away with it. He missed the mark. And I've been really disappointed by some of my friends. Oh, no.
I actually speak a lot louder than words. That's it. All right. I love you guys.
Travis Scott. That's your world. Any time I can make out, you know, anything that's going on, you know, I stop the show and, you know, help them get the help they need, you know? Did anybody figure out why he was scratching his head?
He's so upset. Everybody continue to do your prayers. Love you all. David Dobrik.
Again, he's got two nominations. Hi, guys. It's 1.45 in the morning and I'm finally by myself. And I've never done this.
Correct me. I've never done this respectfully. A lot of people reach out to me saying cancer culture is bullshit and you need to fight back and you need to call people out. I've never done an apology the right way.
James Charles holding up. This one's good, too. A question considering. Yeah.
About two years ago now, I was involved with a very public online scandal. When this first happened, two years ago, I uploaded a video to my channel called No More Lies. I'm sorry to my friends and family and fans. It was.
It's like a nice thorny crown. My uprood this crown is going to be April Fool's Day. All I have to say right now is this. Please, please do not believe what you're hearing online.
So this is the truth, all right? What actually upsets me the most is that anybody else was hurt. That he's honest person, abused his trust with me to scam everybody. He's going to abuse that trust to go and alter the code, resulting in six-figure profits for him and then leaving the rest of us in blame.
Awesome. Wow. What? Honestly, I have some guesses here.
I mean, Astroworld, probably the highest stakes. Apology to worst apology ratio. Yeah. You know?
James Charles, obviously, again, holding myself accountable. He's still doing it, right? That's been shown. And also, you have the added element of him just going in there and admitting to two of them, right?
And calling them victims in the middle of the apology. Right. Which is a crime, right? It's a miserable crime.
Yeah, and then he erased the apology. Then he erased it. Awesome. And then he just won where he watched.
Yeah, and then blamed everybody for it. What a guy, huh? We love James Charles around here. If I had to guess, though, oh, God, there's some really good apologies here.
I'm going to guess Travis Scott, just because the stakes are so high. Yeah. The black and white. Yeah.
You know? No, let's think so. I guess. I think it's Travis Scott, too.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Worst apology. 2021.
The votes have been cast. The people have spoken. 47%. And the winner is Travis Scott of Astro World.
The one and only. It's lit. Wow. And a runner-up, James Charles, 31%.
And, oh, Sienna Gomez. The dance video. 10%. David Tobrick, totally forgotten.
Sounds like the closest category so far. Yeah. But that's a huge dub for Travis Scott, obviously. A bunch of capabilities.
How do you think Sienna was like, what do you think she was thinking of when she was choreographing that dance? I think she thought, I think enough people were on her side publicly, like big people, that she thought it was, I don't think it was an apology necessarily, more like, I am powerful, I will not be slandered, all my friends have my back, like Dave Portoy, and a bunch of Tana Mojo had her, how do you say her last name? Mojo. Okay.
Yeah. That's a lot of letters. Mojo, Mojo, Jojo. So I think she thought it was a dub, and, well, she hit the runner-up, and that was a stiff competition, so shout out.
Travis Scott, this one's for you, my friend. Very good. The last award he ever gets. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's a full-on cancellation, huh? You think Travis Scott will ever make it back when he answered the limelight? I think, yeah, I think pretty soon he's going to make it back. I mean, you know the whole thing with Kanye trying to go to his daughter's birthday and Kim Kardashian not letting him?
So a lot of people who follow the Kardashians were speculating that part of the reason why Kanye said publicly that Travis Scott was the one who gave him the address to find the party was because Kris Jenner was trying to make him seem a little more like a nice guy. Like start rehabilitating his image. I'm afraid you're right. I think he's going to be back before too long.
Yeah. Probably in a few years, but most people will just forget. And that's the way it goes, eh? What's a few fatalities in the scheme of things, right?
Yeah. Well, moving on. Oh, here we have an update. Travis Scott fans are pushing hard from the headline next year's Coachella, and even have a petition going to get him on the stage next year.
They don't want him in. They want a headline. The big comeback. I don't see that happening necessarily, but who knows?
It's a crazy world we live in, isn't it? Yeah. Maybe he'll run for president. Yeah.
I wouldn't be surprised. Up next, we have Most Frivolous Lawsuit. This is a really stiff competition. Yeah.
Four entries. All powerful. Anyone can take it. Go ahead.
Let's see it. Most Frivolous Lawsuit. Trellover's Ethan Klein. Copyright.
Free speech is under attack. Fair use is under attack. This is a serious message with peace and love. Peace and love.
Trellover's Ethan Klein. How many tortious interference? A very right. Our right to exist on YouTube is under attack by Ryan.
Trellover's Ethan Klein. Website. Third lawsuit against me by an elite Hollywood executive. Merely for exercising my free speech, my right to have an opinion.
Ryan Kavanaugh's Ethan Klein. He's seeking to destroy me, to deplatform me, to bankrupt me. This is not a drill. Well, what do you think?
One, two, three, or four. I think the fourth one was the website one, right? That was the third one. That was the cyber squatting, yeah.
The cyber squatting? To me, that one was just absolutely ridiculous. Well, that one doesn't even make sense. It didn't even make sense.
Actually, speaking of which, since we're on the topic, if you guys go ahead and Google and type Ryan Kavanaugh, you're going to see our website is number one. Really? Number one. Google recognized good websites and information when they see it.
If you guys want to type Ryan Kavanaugh on the search bar and go ahead and click this. Honestly, if I were him, I'd be grateful to that. Nobody confuses him. That's what I'm saying.
It's a public service. What could he be mad about? I mean, just spend some time on the website. Educate yourself.
Play the game. I mean, look at the... They look so similar. Yeah.
Here, you can just play the game. Read up about him. So, yeah. I highly recommend you guys do that.
Thank you. Thank you. By the way, I just said that thing. I think he should be...
Did you see this clip where Mike Tyson was on the Nelpoise? And he said he still hasn't been fully paid for his trailer fight? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Shouldn't he be more worried about paying Mike Tyson instead of suing you? I wouldn't be talking about the lawyers. Well, to be honest with you, I don't think he has much money to pay out. He probably owes Mike like tens of millions.
Yeah. I imagine. Yeah. And the lawsuits is probably costing him.
Maybe the hope is the money he gets from you. Oh, that way he is. Oh, wow. How would I know?
So, go ahead. Do us the honors, Dennis. Most fabulous. Let's see.
One, two, three, four, four. Let's see. It's exciting. So, Ryan Kavanaugh versus Ethan Klein.
Defamation with 46%. Thank you, Ryan. Oh, we need to... Yep.
Here's a cup of tea for Ryan Kavanaugh. Technically, is that for you? Is it for me? Or at least a share trophy with...
Oh, yeah. Makes sense. Well, I don't hang out with you, so you can have the word. 46%.
And then the cyber squatting at 22%, and then copyright infringement with 18%. No. Beautiful. Yeah.
Too much wine, sorry. Yeah, too much wine. What did you say about Natalie Portman again? An inappropriate relationship with the fortune of Natalie Portman.
Oh, what? Why is he saying that? I mean, that is just disgusting. Awful.
That's the only reason I came. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyways, congratulations to Ryan.