Badaboo, michaose, do you think I'm going to have to live from Los Angeles, California? It's the H3 show. It is February 6. God, Lee, how do we slow down time passage in your passage up?
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Welcome to your favorite sports podcast. The Seahawks first the Oilers The cheese heads the Muchers The who's it who's the other team the Patriots, dude, sorry I was sorry like Ian and he's not are both steve. You know why I hate the Patriots because America needs to fall so true Patriots more like the villains so true We hate America on the show I was thinking about to say oh have a question for you guys What happens to the past once we've lived it you just ask this like a couple months ago? No, I did not why I don't want to get into it.
What'd you say summarize? I'm tired of this. Why do we conclude? There's no conclusion first of all.
First of all there is you there is a correct answer in the wrong answer. Okay, why don't you lay it on it? I don't want to move on Happy Friday everybody It's like it's still there. It's like we just we don't see it all I fucking am not there because I don't remember that conversation at all So the theory is wrong because the past is gone without me and on with the wind now big bang theory Show and a study and reflection of people a variety of people It starts out as just a group of nerds who are very lost very confused, but they all share one thing in common What they're lost and so all of them are going about it in their different ways You have Sheldon the bazinga guy Sheldon he is the most in the zinga But they never label him as autistic he says he's autistic But I feel like that might be presumptuous without a diagnosis The whole time that he is you know a bit different in some kind of way and they do the same thing on the show We're like we're gonna you know treat him kind of differently because he's a he's a bit of a narcissistic asshole Okay, and he doesn't realize that and you're learning about these characters They as they go along one of them is like the kind of Sheldon is a big type of guy But then you realize like over time like he has a very In session case you're wondering the cruel world happy mind reaction shot is her literal reaction to being man-splained big bank theory plot To and so they have their ups and downs he ended up like this is actually from this clip.
Yes. That's her reaction to be man-splained big Bank theory what you look really Have you he managed to patronize them telling them about the big bang theory demand that he's never seen a sitcom before There's a collection of crazy characters They're all different the main character and they're like the main like The object of the show the object of the show Dynamic game let me ask you this question. Sure. Have you ever seen the big bang theory a big bang?
Through I've seen part of it, but I haven't seen like the whole showing the main parts of it. Okay, it's like a show That's it so I'll tell you our Ian will tell you about it. You're seeing all these different characters You know find their partners or not find their partners to me to show about love friends are having kids They're feeling left behind they're feeling like a little bit lonely confused And so it's a light-hearted silly show, but what a lot of like serious human stories along the way So theory on everything. Oh, yeah, they go.
Oh, it's just a sitcom but in reality. It's that it's so much more than that And I think that's what's important for Ian. That's why he's always talking about it. It's so much more It's about the whole creation of everything that exists.
How are you good? I'm good. I got you see that's a patriot's beanie, right? No, I thought it was a hot I thought it was a bald eagle.
What's more patriotic than a fucking eagle? What's the Patriots logo? It's a patriot. It's a man with a star.
I think the Eagles more patriot. That's like American personify baby Drop and bombs and what the fuck are you talking about? You're so Sorry bald eagle. It's a hawk Both are birds of prey National bird of the United States the bald eagle It is what type of bird but you also see all we all but he goes eagles and hawks are both badass eagle high Soarin not just a hawk is a sea hawk It's not a thing.
Oh, it's a bird grasshopper game. So you're a seat You're going for the Seahawks the Hawks all the way to the super bowl nice Why you why you see hawk? Well because they seem interesting to watch and they look like they're unstoppable And then I'm kind of tired of the Patriots Chiefs. I want to see the difference Then you blend put some variety teams in there.
I got I Saw that okay, I'm okay. I think you made one guy very happy It's not Valentine's yet, but you will I think it's gonna work Have you gotten any other similar requests asking for friend convinced like they're significant one one? Right, right What a theme it is We need a woman being like hey honey this Valentine's day you have to let me peg you love you sweetheart. You're the best Hey, I don't know what peg is so I thought peg means like I'm begging you I'll tell you about pegging is when a girl puts on a strap on uh-huh and Does what you said I got a new strap on a guy strap on harness today.
Does that make sense or do you be more explicit? I think it kind of makes sense. Come on away. That makes make it easier not to get you know yet shut off on the video That's what I would say he's saying you were avoiding a strike by the way.
That's not that serious Yeah, the girl put on your ability to be a girl puts on a strap on and then Can you is sodomizing correct you just say they have anal sex Correct, I'm trying to be cool about it Oh, you know sodomy doesn't actually mean anal sex non-word non reproductive sexual act Well, it's used it's used locally Yeah oral sex is sodomy. Yeah, but people don't use it that way people know that people that know what the word means use it that way No, they don't that's a freakin if you said I was sodomized that means that I was thought it meant that one thing Okay What do you think okay, let's not we don't have to go down that path too far So technically like I a saxophone having we can just like Awesome But this is actually an important revelation so like getting a flip job or using someone armpit that's all sodomy That's all sodomy here. Whatever you want whatever you got. Oh, it's not why this would have bizarre law They're like you can only have sex through the pussy.
Yeah, would it would masturbation be the former sodomy? I don't think so because it's not very chill today, but what I'm learning about sodomy. Well, you technically you fuck your hands So like isn't that what says a non-me product right actually? You know what you might be right?
Let's have to be fucking religious Puritans that you know set up a lot is masturbation considered It's pretty strict sodomy. Let's find out. Well, he's dead. So right no masturbation is not sodomy It's self-simulation of one's own genitals and it only involves one person sodomy is a specific sex acts between people traditionally referring to anal sex Yeah, gbt.
Okay, and some definitions oral sex spending on time place or religious legal system So so no any other questions about sodomy before we move on you were the ones with the questions. I don't think anybody else wrong Well, you said you said foot job That's yeah, let's ask is scissoring sodomy that has to be right. That's like the death well, that's asked I feel like scissoring is exactly what's on me would have would be right. Yeah, no it seems to check out Ain't no party like a ditty party.
Um, sorry night is Is it when two women's scissor is that considered sodomy and what was the other ones that foot job and is a foot job considered Is a foot job when you lick a foot or when you stick up but in someone's vagina? What's neither? It's just when they when you rub when the person rubs their feet on a piece is that that far from sticking a foot in a vagina? That is significantly more than in Santa Some penises, you know what?
So this is interesting. Um women's scissoring is not considered sodomy what traditional definition on me focus on anal sex I don't really buy this gadget. Yeah, I'm telling you about scissoring be sodomy because it's a non it's a non productive sex non reproductive sex I think that is the that is the dictionary definition. I think even's right that colloquial colloquial.
Yeah It uses in reference to anal sex. Yeah, okay It also just as a foot job is not considered sodomy either What the definitions I keep saying are that anal or oral copulation with another person see it has nothing to do with Whether it's productive or not. So what the fuck did I what the fuck what is so okay? We're talking a lot about sodomy here Well, that's I mean that's a matter of perspective So now when I google it the definition Anal intercourse or oral genital contact.
I gotta finish stroking this I'm going crazy All right, and that gross okay. Anyway, sorry to make you I don't know if that was an interesting deal Oh, yeah, it's funny. It's good to express yourself. I say go for it, right?
All right. Yeah How's the planning for your big trip to the Philippines? It's it's getting there. I'm just about ready It's got a few last-minute stuff and I'm on the way.
Awesome. When are you leaving? I'm leaving on Tuesday Whoa right around the corner, man. Yeah trip of a lifetime, huh?
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a great experience and hopefully Maybe I'll make an episode of my trip to the Philippines. I'll be I'll be a thing. I'm gonna put on Do like a vlog or something? I mean I did I did a I did an episode of my my own video with my friend Tony We did a video about me return to LA.
It's on YouTube go check it out. It's Uncle Gabe returns to LA hold the phone Uncle Gabe returns to LA. I didn't know about this. Yeah, I just got it.
Um yesterday. Is it this one? Hold on? Yeah First of all he was nice to you.
Yeah He was Ethan goes too far with white claw game H3 hysteria. That's the channel. I don't see the dank thing is it channel uncle uncle Gabe is the channel What's the channel called? Let me look I see uncle Gabe So are your dad died that's the first result uncle Gabe.
Sorry your dad died Your dad's a special person to you ready. I want to wish you the best Life doesn't go on forever everybody has to go time ready But yeah, I'm sorry tragic loss, but ready. I know good things gonna happen special things gonna happen to you ready Because you're the best yeah, you're the best at you deserve the best I think that's it here it is. I found it.
Yeah, yeah, Uncle Gabe. Oh, this is your buddy Tony. I know Tony. He's a nice guy Good guy.
Yeah, it's kind of like a foundation on my own series. He's a nice guy. He's a good guy. Yeah, Tony's a good Good friend of your own sound engineer, too.
He's actually one of the nicest guys Very a avant garde kind of style The whole things like this, eh? Is our boy Tony right there, man Hey, you know he's looking so far quite ask oh yeah from this perspective a Yeah, anyway, Gabe listen um it sounds like we're not gonna see you before you leave so yeah Try something in the Philippines maybe me and Zach will do something maybe they'll do do in the Philippines is that right? Zach yeah, I'm going to the Philippines, okay Yeah, I was thinking about that it might be hard with the time change. I don't know the what the time difference between here It's gonna be pretty pretty different.
I'm assuming you know, maybe we could pre-record something and show it on Friday. Yeah, I can work too Yeah, it is 16 hours ahead Mm-hmm during winter and 15 during daylight, so 16 hours ahead. That's a big difference as well. It would be really super early in the morning Yeah, for him when we go live I gave listen have a great trip.
Okay. I hope it's uh the trip of a lifetime and yeah, so Spiritually enriching and go Seahawks Seahawks all the way all the way Yeah, I still doing Valentine's Valentine's videos still $10 come support me on those videos. Yes, sir All right, everybody get in there and support Gabe get your special one person up and give you sodomy Which we did resolve means for the most part a no say yeah All right, gable you be good out there fly safe. Hey be good take a juice planning make don't forget anything You guys are the best it's gonna be a wonderful experience and I can't wait to see you guys again and the next month or so Let's do hotlings again.
Just for no reason every time you get hotlings It's too hotlings again. It's time bone in yeah, all right. Okay, well nice seeing you man. Have a great trip.
Okay, buddy All right, all right, that's uncle Gabe guys. You can find my cameo. I meant to make sexual requests of your senior guy other High success rate. I'm hearing high success wonder if he's ever gotten a blumkin request I don't think so not yet because he just Do you know the blumkin escape?
Where you take a shit and get fillet shaded at the same time. Oh, no, not that. I know what people always talk about black. That's not a thing It's broken.
Yeah, that's not me. What talk about it. Not a name Jesus, right? It's just a dumb thing like even since I was a kid everyone's like blumkin.
It's like I've never heard that. Oh that Yes, it's not a thing. It's not a thing. Nobody wants that the shitter doesn't want that and the flater does not know that not fun for anyone Okay, I don't know what that is, but I'm good a blumkin.
You explained it. Well, just It's cool. Would you like me to repeat? No, no, I'm good.
You uh, you move the ball Toxins from your body and you get fillet shaded. I have an incredible ability to just like tune people's W See you gave safe travels Not Uncle gave guys if you want to support him, uh, you know where to find him uncle gave on cameo. Yeah, right Uh other than that. We've got a few things at the top here Another reminder about this new Tf drop coming at you.
You something you want to say? Bob, I'm wearing the new pocket tees right now. You're wearing the lavender Just fun callers of the pocket tea everybody loves the pocket tea just an everyday classic Yeah, it is and the I mean for the price 23 dollars. I mean I'll why we bother like there's no way we're making money from that And like the quality and everything.
I mean, what do you make in like a couple bucks? Probably And then you got the speckled jacket, which is hot Are you crazy? Really beautiful fabric Can dress it up dress it down. It's a button up.
So it's what we call a shacket and shacket Shack it off. Oh wow. This has a really nice resolution. You can really zoom in.
Hey, yeah, he gets kind of see it's twill It's like the Chanel fabric. It's the Chanel is twid. Yeah, is this twid or twill? It's I don't know if it's either of those What's Is are those both famous?
Twill is a thing. It's more like what I'm wearing. That's oh, it's twid And then twid is like what you're thinking Chanel. I don't know if this one would count as twid though.
It's twid No, um and there's another uh sweater here as we like the oh no, it's a hoodie actually hoodies are back Um get yourself this part crab part horse part eagle Legendary critter. Yep, matching pants to go with the bada bing bada boom there it is and all lots of other stuff check it out Lots of goods here popping off at teddy fresh dot com. Oh, there's a new okay, so Today's not just the segment today is not just about uh lina and tomorrow's a blossoming friendship We also have a video oh and you'll be doing that though dad. It's just a new one.
No, it's not new, but okay. That's the one for this I hope I don't hit no one. I'm not checking my mirrors. This music can't get claimed though.
Oh, it is. Yeah Well, don't do it then What are you saying? So you can see the Jackets You can take the rest of the layers off your sale My foot my god, and then you can see lina's got the um the pocketees which won't take up tomorrow's going down the stairs We got to be to take some damage during the shoot. I think it's taking damage.
That's right And the layers are coming off those are all classic as they get pocketees and there it is That's the kind of promo that moves clothing, huh Fantastic Alright, let's see what kind of fun stuff we got the top. Yeah, our main segment today is um We're forgetting the Baldoni update that we've all been wanting and waiting for them. Yeah This time presented by the dream team as it said in the title T&L time for a little t&l. Oh, I guess it should name would probably Tina Tina Oh, okay, Tina Name or tana tomorrow and lina.
Oh, I feel like I'm referencing us with itina. Oh, it does work. It does work. It does work Tamarna.
There's not enough lina. I feel like Lamarna Lamar. No, tana Well regardless guys the point is you're presenting Lara, what is that? Well, the point is you guys have a presentation today And it sounds like a real juicer so the about we haven't done out there on Baldoni a while What's happening this time is t swift And uh a bunch of her tech Scott.
No, I wouldn't say leak. I think they're probably just subpoenaed Right. No, no, wait leak by who? Well, not leak.
I'm sorry. It's a judge rule that it's relevant to the case She's probably so pissed like she must be a bit of shit. Yeah, because like it's so messy. Oh, it's so messy Very honestly, I feel bad that this is happening to Blake Lively and Taylor Swift like who nobody wants Yeah, nobody wants their private tech like no one would be proud of their messages being shown publicly.
I would be I would My message is right. Yeah, wait, literally perfect. I would publish them all right now in fact. I wish my techs will get leakable See what a great guy You know, I don't know what's in your phone.
You know, I mean I don't want my the text with my bestie exposed I mean that's very private. So me and my homie talk about doing dirty and stuff I'm meeting at the soup kitchen brother rescue report hats this weekend Trees tomorrow. How would you feel about your texts Phoenix? Oh, you would be I would be fired Nicole can feel you know, I know I would be fired.
Let me just assume that it's oh no, it's I'm horrible and you're fired Yeah, you're fired. Well people were saying I should be for the quarter saying anyway, so People were saying that Nobody met that. No, I didn't see that. That's the feedback I mean, that's what they're saying.
Let's do a pollage tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye. Bye Okay I personally wasn't bothered at all. I love that.
I love it. I think tomorrow's yeah Give us amazing fodder for a funny discussion. Yeah, yeah, and by the way, I don't know if you know about I just reiterate I was being completely genuine when my offer for you to do your laundry here. Yeah, and at our house Yeah, because you come over.
It's fun. The kids love you. We hang out. I mean I like going to your guys house But it is a really So you know now that I know it's transactional.
It's not trans it's not that I know that my kids are not the gift itself They are not your fault. I'll have a trough of quarters for you every time you come over like a leprechaun. That would be amazing That would be really positive coaches spot. I wish it their accents Idiot anytime I try to do it.
You're fault. Um, wow, what what oh? Well, 33% of the audience thinks she should be fired. That's not that bad.
But she is winning the poll They're just saying because they want her job Lock it lina. Thank you for letting me do that fat loved thing that one time You don't need to give a speech 33% not enough. It's enough. Ethan.
I I Was a member of the episode. So I do want to say something. I'll tell you what I voted Yeah, wait a lot of people don't know what we're talking about too bad. They If you want to become a member, it's actually not part of the show because it was a weird thing and it's now two different bods It's in the first vaud called this it was never meant to be a vaud But anyway, just to recap quickly is tomorrow sent a text actually I sent it.
Does someone have it? I showed the text Um, it's on the subreddit. I said yeah, I I I leaked our dms. Wow unbelievable Um, she sent us a text.
I didn't see it. It was did in the morning saying hey if you have any quarters Can you please bring them for me here here? They are not for me. She said that'd be great You guys have any quarters can you bring it to office?
That would be great. Which sounds like it's for a segment It sounds like it's for a segment. That's a strategy. What?
Absolutely does that anybody message me in the morning to bring something? It's usually for the show But why would you think you're asking her for money? Anyway, the story goes is that she was a genuine inquiry for quarters for herself to do laundry with and that she did not plan to give us cash in You said if I asked it was you know, it was enough quarters. I of course I would have free embers I would have well your original answer was if he if you asked right, it's really more of a threat Really If you want to watch the whole conversation and it happened on the members We talked about this for like 30 minutes.
Yes, I just want to say as the person who does employ you and does make that decision. I voted no Yeah, wow, thank you. I'm so relieved Yeah, I'm ending the whole before it flips Do I close that 33% say fire 34 34? We have lock it up stop the count.
Oh my god. Stop the count I don't want to fire you so that's a 4% said no, which is you know, it is a majority so fairly 54 54 I don't fire her and I'd be 64 there was a third option for only Not to fire you Keep tabs on this like I would probably pull out once a month Check just keep everybody on my task. I tried the quarter thing on my boss and got fired justice quarter day. It's just plan it piss And then later in the evening I was reading a book with ABCs with Sunny and then keel came and there was a quarter I wasn't I was not doing it on purpose, but there was even like toy quarters on the carpet next to us I was like she's everywhere.
Wow. All right. We got listen So anyway, that's what we did but anyway. Thank you.
I remember by the way who paid money to watch that Alright 30 minutes. We've we've done it. We've said it all this. Thank our sponsor and let's get into the good stuff You know, it's Super Bowl Sunday baby and just like you.
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Oh, you want actually know what? Everybody don't want to come in invited. I'm no well. Oh, hold on.
Okay. Thank you Tann is there to extend anybody? You want to bring laundry over this Sunday? I'm not coming Okay.
Thank you for the invite though. Okay. You guys don't give a shit about football or yeah. I don't yeah, I think I do You eat nacho cheese and fucking play with hot wheels and listen to me play ode to joy Wait, hot You eat the hot water crazy You don't finally brought a yo You know about hot wheel city.
Yeah, so we're building that well We have like so many now he's all of a sudden into hot wheels phase and that's all he wanted for his birthday I'm like so excited. I'm gonna be you want to come we have six of the 19 parts of hot wheel city Do you guys go to the boxes where you dig through the boxes to find the co-hot wheels because that's a childhood memory for me That there so in certain stories they just put all the hot wheels in a big box Supermarket does it do it? Oh, they do and like all the rare stuff is always end up in the bottom I didn't know and like you can dig down and make this big like holes in there I know I know about that and I actually bought a 400 dollar hot wheel the other day what for 30 bucks at um You found it. Can you show us what it looks like?
Yeah, what does it look like? So they even have 30 dollar hot wheels expensive at retail, isn't it? So I thought I bought out a swap meet 1976 That's like vintage. I don't think you got a good deal to swap me.
Yeah, I thought didn't trick some old dude It is Alright, Nicole concealer is inviting herself to come over sunday Let's go. Oh, by the way, I don't know. Thank you so much. That's so kind of you Yeah, also saw that she shared today She made a video a new video about her fertility journey that has been difficult and if you guys want go watch it and support her We love fertility.
We love the photo Well, we love people sharing their story because it's hard and you don't need to keep it to yourself Listen if you're not fertile of body your fertile of mind and heart. Yeah, we love the fertile Alright, I think what for the Super Bowl you should set up a table and chairs and just watch the laundry machine and Just watch this though. It's tomorrow's laundry. Just spinning like the over and under on it.
It's good. It's up. It's down Anyway, we gotta move on Here's a really good one. Cody Co is back.
Hmm. Wait, that's a good title That's a title kind of Cody Co had he had such a um, he had such a catastrophic fall off from the tana stuff It's actually remarkable to even think back on because He was so big in the lead up to that. He was so really loved And I remember on instagram. He's post used to go crazy like five six seven hundred thousand per post minimum Yeah, and now he's back announcing a new song and it's got 27,000 likes But what struck me is he's back And he's he's still got it really he made he came back with a plinking video Oh, he says his goal as a 35 year old vj is to make a song people feel comfortable planking too And he's finally done it Yeah, so here it is.
It's very funny and it's probably let's just play that version back because it's his music and Okay, I'm so you get the idea the video is the funny part Hey carette Oh Wait I was cracking up man. That's all I was like dude. I remember plinking that shit was so funny. Why'd that stop?
Right Like next gen comedy, you know like hi tech comedy. That's where the woke me it's the Bench that you plank on Yeah, so I thought I don't know if you guys thought about that. That was pretty good. Um, so excited about that Also, this appears to be the backyard of his 10 million dollar Malibu estate that he's selling And it was hit the market there That guy is selling his 10 million dollar Malibu estate Beautiful backyard.
It is a really nice setup for somebody else Not his broadcast Oh, I'm doing so well everything's going so good. I'm gonna buy 10 million dollar Malibu house Ah site plank go back in your other house. He has another house. He owns an LA Oh, it's a very extravagant though in two houses in LA So why don't you go plank back in the boonies And it's you know or whatever bullshit you were living at real brothers.
I see me dude Exactly get back in the fucking valley for you belong valley boy hot Plank Planks constant. What is that shit on the valley? Yeah, I don't don't do that. Listen.
I lived in the valley My family was in the valley. I know about the valley. I love the valley. I love the valley It's just So what yes, I want to do it.
So fucking what it's easy for to live then Malibu I mean, I think that's controversial to say so if he's leaving Malibu He's probably gonna go back in the fucking woodland hills or god forbid even the parzana problem with that dude No, it's nice. That's a step down from Malibu in it's You know Money in the world that would you choose to live in Encino? Yes, I don't want to deal with live I don't want to deal with water damage. Wait.
Yeah, you know how annoying it might be to leave in Malibu I don't know but it might be in my name in LA every time I go there when you drive back There's only like one world and I'm laughing with him. I'll do either Okay, some people like it you could live in any neighborhood in LA you have all the money in the world you living in cino And the scene I was in the hills, baby There's a nice home Nice Beautiful, that's where the old office was. I used to have driving there. Oh god, it's gorgeous.
Yeah Nice, but this is not the premier and it's basically All right, you're right from hill to It's so nice. That's actually not even true studio city Sherman. Oh you might put you might there's lots of parking those areas Yeah, that's ridiculous. Well, compared to the rest of LA.
There's parking in my neighborhood Yeah Yeah, don't come in here. Don't park here. Don't bark in press from my street. You You can't are you technically in the valley?
I guess it wouldn't technically know I'm right on like the edge of it. Yeah, we're very close We're right next to it. You've been so good right there. We're like right there.
No, we are not right there. We are way past it Oh, literally right there's a channel That goes from it's not the basin to the valley and then we're way away from that No, no, no, the point is after listen, I'm not here too. It's pretty cool I'm not here to sing songs about West Holly West LA and how beautiful it is and perfect Well, I'm saying is that Cody Is moving from alibou? Which loity loity lo people might say is like their preferred neighborhood a lot of people love living there if you love the ocean If you like to surf but I think he's a surfer now.
There's the best place beautiful weather your house might burn down every other year But that's part of the experience. Yeah, it's part of the matter if you're a mudslide might take it out or a tsunami frankly Although that hasn't happened part of living on the edge not for a Good but it is a tsunami I was listening to taught Daniel Todd talk about it. He lives in Malibu. He says houses burned down three times Oh my god, that's like self-thorger at that time.
That is outrageous. That is outrageous. I like I won't care If you still live there, that's crazy. I didn't say the bait after this whole palisades fire People remember that giant fire in LA.
Yeah, and that whole neighborhood that burned down There are people that are just saying why build it back. This is not like a safe place to have a neighborhood clear Like it's gonna happen again. How is they just such a beautiful of course? It's beautiful, but it's just it's super prone to fires It's polluted as shit out too.
That's it so yeah Come to the valley. Just come to the valley. Come to the valley. I'm not to the water.
I'm really warm. It's so warm It's a little bit with too warm. The water's 112 degrees All right. Um, but anyway, the point is he's happy to sell his uh 10 million dollar Malibu mansion because he fell off How do you know maybe he's upgrading?
With what income? Right? Come on. You think he's playing you think he's blanking because he's rich?
You know what plank money looks like because I don't What is Plank's constant Plank's constant. I know that's a math thing. Oh here. It's 6.22 6.6.
0.7.05 times 10 to the minus 34 And at worst where can't be my that's what that's what the fuck he's up to I say his planks out of 17 degrees Plank's constant the fundamental physical constant of foundational importance in quantum mechanics Accountants energy is equal to its frequency multiplied by the plank constant and particles momentum is equal to the wave number of the associated Matterwave is a multiplied by the plank constant Study and reflect right people. There's also the plank length Which there's lots of jokes you can make with the plank plank plank length Anyway, because it's the smallest thing. I think that's the smallest the big plank theory possible That's the new show like you you got a dick like the plank there's nothing. I don't know There's there's something there.
Oh, anyway, just just to put it in layman's terms The combination of h over 2 pi appeared in yol bores 19 13 paper or zenota is m to the o power For the next 15 years the combination continued appear in literature, but normally without a separated symbol then in 1926 And they're seminal paper shroding shrodinger and zirax again introduced special symbols for it Okay, the case of shrodinger come from who also has a cat for something like that It is important your act continued to use h in this way until 1930 when he introduced the symbol h way v h with a t at the top In his book the principles of quantum mechanics individual Moses, what do you want to eat? Oh back today. We're trying grape leaves, which is one of my favorites a lot of stuff grape leaves Here before so far my favorite one someone the chat said face planks face Oh Anyway, we wish we're happy we're cody's doing so well and I just I never seen anyone so like beloved universally beloved fall off this hard Right love. I mean you're an update one hater, but have you yeah?
Well, so the thing if you say the same thing about James Charles He was like crazy below he's killing it though. He's still is a career. Oh, okay. Well, Shane Dawson had a catastrophic fall off He is probably a better person.
Yeah, James Charles have a career. We don't actually know yes big time. He's strong tick talk He's like 20 yes, yes without a doubt No, he without a doubt has a very successful career still and I'm not just talking about trafficking underage boys One is Louise that would be a successful career in its own right get your facts if we knew that that was happening I don't know that he's trafficking boys. I just know he's flirting with them.
Did anybody search his name in the f-sneaf files Um Well, he's flying boys out to stay with him according to one story. So I don't know if that counts but Shane is doing fine Gally said oh, are you serious? Yo, you know what you know what? Thank god.
No, these people are zionists Right, and it's they only like are creepy weirdos that want to fuck miners. Thank god. They're not jews. Thank god.
They're not jewish God forbid. Yeah, Shane's still got 1.8 million on a TJ maxx conspiracy investigation guys stop There's nothing conspiratorial happened to TJ maxx. I promise you are you a max anissa? Wow, I've been to tj maxx.
I fucking love tj It's just what they have a good random crap, right? Yeah, but they also they're part of the home goods family, you know, you're gonna home goods Yeah, well apparently they're part of a giant cover up from jewish people to sell you a Jewish kudos. I did it by a menorah there one too. Mine's up.
Yeah, it does I do sometimes question like I feel like I'm way more canceled like way more of a public outcast Then these people yeah, I would say both of us by the way Why you wouldn't be like I did you just said I would say yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, like christnalia, you know uh, Shane dawson Tricia for christ sake is doing great in you know But what's the common thread between all those people none of them are too. There you go in fact I'm not even as ionist really so it's it's really it's really something isn't it? So yeah good for them anyway any hell Um and you got the Tourette's you know, you got that going and you are that was never a problem To everyone on the internet all the time that you might have something Just starting all the time I would say all of that stuff was never a problem before All those other people that you listed don't do no but Cody Coe's a little anti-ethnic because he talks some shit, but not to like big people No, but but but even as make people I went on the internet for like a decade and a half now and it was only up until October 7th and all of a sudden it was it was a problem that like people cared about Including Tourette's all of a sudden is a problem.
Oh, yeah Tourette's sorry Apologize for that is Cody you do I'm not even gonna dignify that well, you know, I have big boy thrub news They actually opened with the national anthem at the king's game. My sister Was it was my brother-in-law or somebody I in real life sent me this like oh also Olivia and your sister. Yeah, oh, so Olivia And my sister was there why was everybody at that game? I don't know everyone's out.
Yeah, everyone was there Yeah, how did they know to be at this game? It must have been some massive like celebrity kind of yeah, like for like advertising for that event for some reason. Yeah, well I guess the kings are popular. I mean the big arena, I guess right I suppose But anyway the boy thrubs uh the check this out They actually are serving harmonies That's beautiful This is the video Olivia sent me and I was like what is this what is this and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and then Who's that?
How could they sound? They sound so good. Yeah Harmony's are crazy Put that fucking flag down bro I was very surprised. Okay.
I think people in the audience who didn't even get it. We're like these boys sound good. Yeah I mean I I think Evapap was caring. You know what?
Yeah, he was nice. We know the guy who took the lead. No, he was leading man He was not what do you try to see it now? Pat man.
He's not was doing nice harmonies, but my boy here was taking the lead white hairdo It's always the best. Yeah. Yeah, that guy's a pop idol. I'm 100 I was saying was Hello Kitty night, which explains why so many people How was that?
Hockey it is what it is the dog like you know what the most brutal sport where people are fighting and checking and fucking cutting each other with blades Hello Kitty night Anywho these guys love to roll over tables. I don't remember what this is Oh my god. Hey, okay. So this is parkour.
What this is a parkour situation. Is this big ed? Honestly, that's not bad. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's go. Do you think it's that? That one was good actually. I'll be honest You like me?
Good. I give that like a nine. That's gonna be good exercise. That one's like a 10 That one was that was a rough one.
Maybe a four, but these other ones were good That's like a eight That was good. That was like a eight or nine. Anyway, okay. Thanks for including that in there We put that in there.
I guess we'll never find out. Oh, yeah, baby. Hey, yeah, I mean he's Have you seen this video of all the kids fighting in a hockey game? I don't know.
Can I show that I can show this Kids fighting. I don't think I can show that there's nothing. There's nothing blood or anything. No, I know but I wouldn't be laughing if it was way.
Hold on. I'm gonna. I nuke the video. Oh, you didn't okay.
Well, I knew the video but they can hear us anyway I can't you can't they're like super strict about kids in distress Even if they're even if they're having like a silly fight and it's funny Personally, I don't find kids fighting funny. You know, I mean, I'm surprised by you As long as they're not actually hurting each other. It's hilarious. Oh wow.
It did the crazy screen not the fun screen The glitchy like green screen. Oh, I don't know why did that I just did video. Yeah, sorry about that guys just made just protecting our um Protecting our uh space here. Def noodles responded to our response and I swear to god First of all runtime 9-11.
What are you saying bro? That's inappropriate. Yeah, what are you saying? Patriot or terrorist?
H3 after hours humiliating non-responses to me his response. I shit you not you're not even gonna believe me I was going back today. We're gonna be talking about one of the weakest responses I've ever received on this channel and he does not show the video again Specifically he talks for nine fucking minutes and he never plays the video Not one time not one time Actual issues, which is exactly what's happening here? It's just playing in slow motion like commentary and now the theater is used as the flesh and theory now After failing to engage with the substance of my argument and the panel moves immediately into attacking effort I'm playing just said it's never contingent.
What's going on? We were ready to do stitch now. Obviously, that's my sick effort Instead of addressing my arguments. He does the same thing he did last time.
It's like again Downbreak the discussion with the judgments about you need you need We got to do something man mask off with def noodles and def noodles the hell I feel like if he wants to be a serious political pundit, he got a change's name def noodles and sounds Right, that's for like kitty ears You know, okay Turning point USA is in shambles after the untimely death of Charlie Kirk their leader, but they're finally getting back on track. They have a protest Super Bowl halftime show lined up Because this Super Bowl halftime artists are apparently they're They're no bueno bad bunny talk about no bueno Am I right seeing it in English am I right? Um and and uh, who else Green day green days the other oh talk about that talk about trouble So anyway guys tune into turning point USA for the real show. It's uh kid rock Brantley gilbert.
Oh, yeah, uh, leave rice Guys got two first name and gabby Barrett whoever those people are kid rock is the headliner I think I do want to watch that. I want to see kid rock because it's always a good time instead though. No, I think like a multi Well, it's only on rumble. Oh, it's on rumble.
Sorry. It's on x youtube and rumble. Oh, okay Also, it's airing on uh daily wire real american voice tvn the national news desk and charge So tune in I know Dan will be watching yeah me and Dan are gonna watch together now bad bunny I didn't know so i googled it. He is a u.s citizen.
Yeah, he's well. Yeah, of course. He's Puerto Rican But he's Puerto Rican but what is their problem just that he's not white It's mostly that always songs are in spandex yeah, he doesn't he doesn't sing in english We love wetto rico. He also he's very outspoken.
He's like he's an activist. Yeah Uh, he said fuck he did a fuck ice at the grammains wetto. He said ice outs So we need we need kid rock to come clean up the mess. Yeah, hell yeah His name is kid rock.
I'm calling i'm calling him this year mr. Freeze because he's bringing ice back on the streets he was also I think he was already on the conservative shit list um Even before all the ice stuff because in trump's first term There was that hurricane that hit Puerto Rico super hard. Oh, he's behind the paper towels before rico's like Yeah, when he did the paper towels. Yeah, um and I believe at the time he was very outspoken in criticizing administration for their slow response to the To the hurricane recovery.
So he was already kind of on the maga shit list Um, so when they announced he was gonna do the halftime show there was an immediate backlash And now it's even increased more because he's pretty outspoken anti-ice as well. So well, i'm not happy about it Well, there's another reason kid rock is headlining the real super bowl halftime show He's doing solidarity with a lot of his peers for example to quote one of his lyrics young ladies young ladies I like him underage see some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory He's doing he's in That's it Kids movie It's come down out smoses drones. Yeah, oh god. I watched the only person I think that liked that movie I got called classic people like that.
Oh my god. These were so bad. I remember I went to the theaters and I was the only time I've ever seen a Movie where I was the only person. Oh wow the entire movie interesting.
He has watched the uh tv show spinoff They can that is spinoff. Yeah I actually didn't know that I just knew about the movie. I'm the only one who watched the tv show Yeah, kid rock like stoshabere and co-end in a costume. No, he's the real deal.
Unfortunately kid rock also performed. I believe at the RNC and that that was a hell of a performance. Yeah, did he sing this one? He didn't he didn't do that one.
He did a rendition of american cowboy. Can we do my favor? Can we pull this lyric and remove the background music? Young lady young lady ladies.
I like him underage see some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory so in solidarity with trump And bannin and all the friends and associates of Epstein that have come out cool daddy cool is the name of the song Hey, that's one cool daddy. That's that's one cool daddy folks daddy is the song maybe a criticism of no This is the guy that opened fire on bud wiser because they did the dylan movani Yeah, okay, and then went back the bud light and then I think he went back to bud light Yeah, he died. They caught him on they caught him drinking it at a game or something and then they pretend like he never happened It's just so good. That's not what I'm like.
But but lightly they're making a comeback like they got post Malone now They got shangelis. They got I don't think they ever lost post Malone. I'm always been slim Yes, so from from one statutory rapist to another allegedly Paul Here's his get out of jail free card because if you are ever going to jail sir for the crimes of statutory rape or trafficking or This is it this is what they call get out of jail free card. This is a honorary Oh, it's a pardon the trump part.
It's a preemptive part. Uh, you ever go to jail for sexual crimes including minors? This just to let you out. I don't think this to the guards and they will release you right.
That's a joke I don't believe that's what it might dress. Yeah, it might be okay, but what is he actually doing? Doesn't it look like even trump looks like he doesn't want to be next to him doesn't look like he's leaning away He's like oh, oh my god. David said they're calling it a faith and family based huff time show.
Mm-hmm. There's nothing more family based than that What is wrong going to people? Wait wait, okay? I gotta read it because the headline at least makes this sound not that bad to be honest Trump is joined by kid rock the signing of executive order targeting unfair scalping of concert tickets Okay, we're pardoning scalpers.
No, we had to do a party I think they were going I thought I heard you say I think No, I said targeting other taking aim at scalpers. Yeah, but I know what that actually means I weren't they live nation to weren't they going after that? I don't need to do it a little bit more. I just that's what that photos from okay.
Good. Let's get on Let's get him scalpers. I'm being serious. So can we please get the lyrics?
Yeah, uh, wolfies that he's working. Yeah, what you said in the wolf You said in the wolf So that's very exciting There's one other thing in trump news This was actually pretty unhinged. He posted some video yes About obama and michelle or a baraka michelle Um, and he depicted them in this ad for that. That's a favorite job.
I this is the patriot news outlet dot com Jesus Just a little surprise out of nowhere. Yes, it's like a right here. I think Yeah, I heard he deleted the truth social post which sort of is it's a little surprising to me Well, here's the same Why some degree of like shame which I did not think that he would feel for that, you know Does this from an internet meme video depicting present trump as the king of the jungle and democrats as characters from the lion king? There's no there's no like a real characters in the lion the lion king.
No, there's like a monkey shaman Yeah, I mean resume. There's no gorilla Right, right? Yeah, that's a favorite job. I he's a baboon.
Yeah, there's nobody in the lion king that resembles that. Yeah, that's cool They said to the media, please stop with the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the american public Fair they got us. That's crazy. I don't see any issue with it.
It's based on the gorillas from lion king It was a cute monkey. It was a favorite disney movie. Well, not mine. I know everybody remembers I'm not a big out-and-job fan.
I gotta be honest. We might not offend. I did make bob agur We love gorillas. They say they're very intelligent the best type of primate the most intelligent primate And now we're after gaslighting everyone into thinking a racist video wasn't racist the white house is not blaming a staffer for posting the video You're the president.
You're posting. It's based on the lion king Remember the lovable gorillas from the lion king now there were several lines straight to video lion king sequels that I don't know how many people have seen I don't know. I'm not any kind of there's been a two is like king one and a half and like two Yeah But there's no gorilla's in either there were there were gorillas Doing a little or a piece are from I might be from the tv show. Oh, there was a tv show to make any new knee There was a Timon and Pumba was a TV high-food humble brag everybody my mom wrote some episodes of the Timon and Pumba It's one of my favorite shows again.
Wow wow wow oh, so this is from the gorilla No, this isn't liking bro. This is the lion guard. Yeah, what is it? It's not even yet you fact straight get you On this is like you're really wicked is definitely reliable.
You're an adult. Yeah adult version of the like So hold on. What's the lore here? The real intended the presentation at pride rock Okay, so that's dope.
So this is a real like extended universe shit. I don't think that's what they meant. They're referencing this Oh, you're saying the White House is deep into liking lore. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, first remember this character Look at forget that's from the lion guard. It's a spin-off Stop focusing on sarcasmically. That's really important, bro All right, so we have some fun. I've seen updates before that.
It's time to get into the juice I'd say say the meat and potatoes Oh, you got it. Yeah, I made it So wait, what the fuck this is the whole song. Yeah without the music. Yeah, okay fire So is this him pitch down?
What is this? Oh, I would start by man. Yeah presumably Rolling on the island. Yeah, hold on.
Let me pull this up. Let me pull up the lyrics. Is this just not weird Um the park starts around two minutes. What's the name of song cool daddy cool cool daddy cool.
Yeah I think I have that section what if you sign well, I want to hear the whole part actually because I just heard something about an island Cool daddy cool. Um Let's let's read along sing along Inside a body of bill Murray, right? Yes. Yeah, there's no reference to an island in the movie Yeah, to be fair this song is played when they're like in a sleazy bacteria field club So no island though island Interesting Pocket full of cash Are Like a grown-up animation that was like the hub really on some oasis.
No way it was rated r it was definitely a cd weird ass movie Not for kid. I don't think it was meant for kids. What's the rating on it? I'm looking I watched it when I was like I sent you kid rock and I was Moses Jones.
It's at least PG-13 common sense osmosis Jones common sense media It's PG that's fucking insane. Yeah, that's crazy for PG movie. That's great. Who rated that?
Okay, that's weird and creepy I don't think the movie itself is that quite a little bit happy? Oh Oh Here comes the statue Like a snow Even for a song that's meant to be a little edgy and wild this stand up I'm this stands up. We've stopped the page. This was totally not necessary That's a wild line.
Hey, I'm I say it's mandatory my story ain't that kind that's crazy? 40s and a row let's I've got roji I trim my hair with the flow big I sold you like that green cocooning like the 80s from me to San Francisco. That's it. So yeah, I mean, it's real.
Yeah, I'm curious if it used this song in the movie it is it is It's on the new g version of the movie was this part of the song. Yeah, it's I recall this even as a kid It stood out to me. I like the fuck kid. It sounds it's gotta do it It sounds like a plaintiff like a trial turn.
He's opening like the like what others called statutory He called mandatory How did people let us slide back in the days what year was that 2001? Wow 2001 man. We weren't very woke back then Was this pre or post 9 11? You know what it was probably produced pre right before yeah right before Damn, it's a little bit once in a world.
It's a really this is what they took the final straw This is prime predator era like this was like predators. This is true This is this is when Epstein was at his peak opening wine steamed wine steamed all the steins everything changed after 9 11 That opening lyric about the island. Yeah, yeah, that was a little weird too. No, I like the book mine is on the island I know we're focused on the statutory line, but he did also have a line in there about cutting his hair with a flowbie Yeah, I don't look it up.
Yeah, look at this thing This is a flowbie apparently like a vacuum cleaner. It seems kind of interesting Hair and just like cuts it off once it gets past a certain point. I didn't that catch on is that Yeah, there's a I want to see a video that it they might have been paid but then in this 27 minute commercial for flowbie infomercial I'll be honest. I kind of want to get my hands on it Do they still sell it?
I feel like it only works with straight hair or light hair because my hair won't get sucked into that thing right good point Not very inclusive. Yeah, I want to hear what they're saying. There's no audio seemingly I'm gonna claim them. Oh, no, I'm not plugged in.
Okay. I got you there. They're on sale. They cost $169 for the flowbie system Like do they still make it or is that only?
Yeah, I like it every time. He think about this. He's coming out of the scarlet. No, okay, I was back Yeah, I'm concerned.
When I do the other side. Wow, it's a lot of the same. That's almost humanly impossible I've seen a lot of haircut down with no barber Can make two sides in there I Did you want it to be exactly the same all over? No fate.
No, not that is it a new is it made recently or is it made 20 years ago Morgan? No, let's not I have to look up because I would try I would like one of those it was an on eBay or something Or is it just on Amazon? It's flowbie calm. Oh shit.
Oh, that sounds like it's still active. Yeah, I think we should buy one Yeah, yeah, look at this. What if they're selling overstock from the 90s? I want one.
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Why did someone say 400? Well, there's an upgrade. There's a different version. There's a big acute with the back 400.
Yeah, that's the the Mega Mondo one. Oh, we gotta get that one either This is overstock because it looks like old shit It's been made look at the resolution of the class. Oh, wait. No, it is high res.
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That's a lot. That's a lot of money Although I guess they could introduce this you're right. I could definitely see somebody buying Like the overstock at like a 95 discount. Wait George Clooney is it with like 10,000 units of this Get rid of them.
Is there like a new version that's cheaper? $400. Come on. I can't buy that dude.
They got phloé It's a quality product. I mean dude. It's like 50 bucks per haircut. Use what like what the fuck is this page?
Like they try to make it look new, but this product is definitely made 20 years ago, right? The technology is just fucked up and they're also they have a okay Can we do some deeper research because I want this but I don't trust this page fair enough fair enough In the meantime while we're spending money on stupid shit, I can get a beginner saxophone for the office for $200. You're a co-aud Well, you already approved it. All right, it's kind of double running it fast.
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Sure, let's do it You guys ready for it? So at long last minute while since we got about the only update and we've got some really really spicy stuff here presented by the two great the great partners the buddy partner cop you guys could be buddy partner cop movie of the century Take in the riff right now and doing powerpoints We can do that like will Smith and Martin Lawrence which one I love that which one of you guys is Martin Lawrence Which is the point chaotic. I feel like tomorrow is Martin Lawrence. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know the reference Aboy I don't I don't remember it. I don't remember it. All right.
All right. You need me to do something No, um actually dance that it up so we can control it from here. Oh wow I'm so thrilled. Well, not entirely sit back.
We may need you to um, they'll be some required participation point sit up I'm sitting down sitting down sitting down sitting up sit up. I'm serious. I So um without further ado guys, I'm very excited for this update. So we can have a clean star.