The Adult Auditing Episode

Join Foxman and Murr—the Middle Class Holes—as they dive into the relatable, often ridiculous struggles of everyday adulthood. In this episode, the guys explore the daunting world of entrepreneurship, reflecting on why it feels so much harder for naturalized citizens to start businesses compared to the "house money" mindset of immigrants.The conversation takes a hilarious and unexpected turn into the bizarre world of high-end spa retail and the graphic realities of childbirth. Finally, the trio reviews a BuzzFeed list of everyday tasks that make adults feel like they’re just playing dress-up, from the "trickery" of business attire to the secret art of pretending to be an angry parent while secretly being amused.01:00 – The Entrepreneurship Gap: Why starting a business is terrifying07:05 – Immigration and "House Money": Perspectives on risk and failure11:45 – Business Ideas: From food trucks to indoor soccer warehouses14:02 – Spa Day Surprises: Gift cards and vaginal dilators18:25 – Childbirth Realities: C-sections and "poop nurses"22:45 – The Wild World of Targeted Ads: Internal speakers and bone conductors25:07 – A Case for the Metric System: Standard measurements vs. multiples of ten26:30 – Adults Auditing Themselves: The "trickery" of business attire33:30 – Parental Pretense: When your kids are narcs38:15 – Adulting Realities: Why standard household tasks feel like a joke.41:20 – The "Business Attire" Charade: Does dressing up actually make you better at your job?.44:45 – High-End Retail vs. Reality: The absurdity of expensive "wrinkle-free" blazers.47:10 – Corporate Dress Codes: Why needing to wear a suit can be a dealbreaker for a new job.50:05 – Broadcasting School Memories: The contrast between wearing a suit and the wild reality of first radio jobs.53:30 – Fun Fact Friday: A look at the jiggle machine and other odd historical fitness trends.58:45 – Outro: Where to find the Middle Class Holes on social media and how to get in touch.