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EPISODE · Mar 24, 2026 · 6 MIN

The Airport

from The 65% Gay Podcast · host Black Lab Ink

Nobody bats an eye when you drink at 9:45am in an airport. You're in transit. The rules don't apply. And after what TSA just put me through, absurd wait, shoes off, a man's belt buckle flagged as suspicious, I have never needed a barstool more in my life.This episode is about the airport's secret class system: who's eating a $14 wrap at the gate, who's nursing a $9 beer at the bar, and who's very casually mentioning the Centurion Lounge in conversations where it wasn't relevant. Belonging is expensive. Apparently so is cheese.Read more on the 65% Gay Podcast SubstackFollow us on Instagram and TikTok

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Nobody bats an eye when you drink at 9:45am in an airport. You're in transit. The rules don't apply. And after what TSA just put me through, absurd wait, shoes off, a man's belt buckle flagged as suspicious, I have never needed a barstool more in my...

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