The Arctic Peso and All Kinds of Sweat

This week on botox COWBOYS, Tyler confesses his seasonal love affair with Texas, Andrew breaks down how Botox keeps your pits dry without breaking your thermoregulation, and both attempt to answer the question no one in medical school ever prepared them for: “Can you use this to stop underboob sweat?” (Spoiler: yes, and also possibly butt folds.)We dive sweaty headfirst into the gloriously underappreciated world of hyperhidrosis treatment—that magical, not-nearly-talked-about-enough use of neuromodulators that turns your shirt from a soggy embarrassment into breathable confidence. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why some clinics act like pharma reps are fairy godmothers with bottomless goody bags? Or how the aesthetics industry simultaneously breeds both empowerment and wild entitlement? Andrew’s got thoughts. Lots of thoughts. And a skincare grift story that will make you want to exfoliate your morals.Also covered:Why freezing your armpits before injecting them is not just a luxury—it’s basic human decency.How to decode if your injector is using the good stuff or just the cheap stuff with snazzy brochures.And the utterly terrifying concept of Andrew and Tyler showing up at Pete’s house unannounced with a syringe and a dream.If you’re in aesthetics, thinking about aesthetics, or just trying to stop sweating through your suit jacket like a human waterfall, this episode’s for you.Links & NotesLearn more about Dr. Andrew Dargie’s Botox Course (00:00) - Welcome to Botox Cowboys (01:21) - Hyperhydrosis (10:00) - The Business of Medical Aesthetics