The Beast Returns: Georgia Lunch Schools the Boys on HR!

HR has entered the building. 🏢🤘Georgia Lunch — Noman and Rory's long suffering HR representative — has dropped by the Metal Shoppe for a welfare check. And honestly, the welfare situation is concerning.Someone has been washing their hands in the hellhound trough. Nikki No Goodnik used the Metal Lord's throne room as a bathroom and cleaned up with thousand year old tapestries. Anthony was found naked in the ductwork and has since been promoted to Chairman. The Ice Pirates may or may not have dissolved Donnie Rhames in the animal trough. And SeatGeek and Fast Fred — a suspiciously attractive AI podcast — is trying to muscle in on the Patreon.But most importantly — Georgia has secured TWO pathways to the World Air Guitar Championships in Oulu, Finland. The Notorious Brunch is going to Finland. 🎸Also — Desmond Child lyrics are apparently the only known weapon against an angry Metal Lord. You give love a bad name. You're welcome.Part one of a three part series. It only gets better from here.🍺 Drinking: A League of Her Own Peach Pale Ale, the Gay-turade Fruity Punch, and a THC/CBD/Lion's Mane Breeze in a Liquid Death koozie. It's Pride Month at the Metal Shoppe and we support this.Companies mentioned in this episode:CactusAtomic RoosterWhite SnakeRough CutNikki no GoodnikIn ObscuriaSeatGeekFast FredG Love and Special SauceDaggerDogma