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Thank you for funding my lawsuit. Oh Man, so actually an exciting episode today because well, I guess the white the whitest new right the brick wasn't wasn't there before was it? Oh, oh was there. Yeah, I was there about my awareness.
Yeah. Well, you may not look like it at all But we're in the new studio. This is our first episode in the studio. We've got all the guys here Which is the first time in a bees?
It gets all tripped out. Yeah, um, love the energy levels, Dan. You guys could step it up a little bit Totally leave me hanging here. Are you?
Can you see can they see you guys? Yeah? Yeah, so this is the first time a bees been like working with everybody. So that's right It's been a year since we all been together very cool.
Zach's all moved into his new place. Oh, yeah, baby Big pin pin baby feeling good feeling amazing Friday, baby. Maybe coming up in two days I'm actually excited to announce that we've been in talks with Gabe To call in at the top of the show every Friday. We're deep in negotiations.
Yeah, it's a yeah We're talking to his agent. We're finalizing the details But you know, I imagine every after dark from here on out starting with it's Friday, baby Yeah, and that's why this is the best show on earth. Nobody's got Gabe going in every fucking Friday, baby Yeah, and we've got a great show for you guys here today an amazing off the rails experience Um before I get too deep into that I do want to say that my beautiful wife who is not currently here has a release coming out Today if you're not a member Thursday at 10 a.m. The color block hoodie is back.
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Absolutely contender It's already in the running. I also want to I also got a flex a little bit You know sometimes we hear on on off the rails especially I'm making lots of predictions I was actually shit on pretty severely for my for calling safe moon a scam, right? The subreddit was up in arms. Why they did not like that Well, I'm here today to report that it's only been like a week or two since I just said made that prediction and um What did it lose like 50 percent of its value today?
Uh, yeah, I mean to be fair the whole crypto market is crashing right now So it's not well exclusive to that But um, certainly anybody who who pushed it as a safe bet as the name implies Oh good. Oh, good. Well, the good news is Dave port news and uh, he's safe moon team Uh, everybody here on the subreddit desperate saying don't sell bro. I think y'all should sell while you can Dave port me 39 million shares of safe moon.
Yeah, and let me remind you that guy about 39 million shares about it for $200 So don't feel too bad for him. Dave portney. I woke up and safe moon is down 33 now. It's down I think 50 percent but all of crypto is crashing, but I mean are they all down that much though down?
Uh, not that much 50 percent it all varies some of them are though. I mean, it's it's a bad day It's a it's a massacre out there right now Carlos is feeling it more than anybody He says he's unbothered though because I'm in it for the long haul diamond anybody says diamond hands by the way is selling and you're the sucker In my opinion possibly possible, you know, Dave port noise got like 10 trillion 10 quad trillion safe moons and you scream in diamond hands It's offloading at all. Yeah, ethereum is down 28 percent right now. Uh, so not quite 50, but uh, definitely not good either Yeah, shout out to all my diamond handers out there.
I know it's hurts today Kind of an adult. That's why I just I personally like no hate to crypto investors and stuff But to me, it's just so volatile is like, I don't know. It's too much too much too much stress in the whole crypto market Yeah, I mean you're you're the type of guy who uh when your stock portfolio is down like one percent in a day You start messaging me. Oh stop.
I mean it's true So it's not that better at it. Yeah, you have gotten better Well safe moon imagine losing 40 percent of your investment in like a minute because that's safe moon, baby Point zero zero zero zero six Oh, and then there was another one safe galaxy was the one that really cracked me up because uh on coin desk Um, you know, they didn't have enough decimal points to even show how low it is. So it's currently I know it's not actually this but it's showing that it's at zero just it's down 50 from zero to zero It's literally worthless and it's still lost value Uh, yeah, I don't know I don't know to me a lot of these cryptos despite like the really big ones. I would caution all you guys Obviously you guys do what you want.
Hey, listen me saying anything. I don't control the crypto market Don't get mad at me I'm just giving you my opinion But like outside of like bitcoin and ethereum and like a few other ones that are really reputable and have like I would just do I feel like these are all ponzi schemes where people are just trying to trick someone else to buy So they're they can sell it higher wait the fuck anytime you see an influencer on twitter being like Safe moon or fucking what's the new cheebah coin? What was the one uh, uh, jake paul was just pushing another new yummy Oh, yeah, really yummy. Yeah, you guys are gonna buy yummy coin yummy coin.
Listen if you're if you're there buying a yummy coin I can't help you I can't talk any sense into anyone out there who's buying a yummy coin on jake paul's recommendation What about a tits tits coin is another great one? If you're looking at dump your life savings into something tits going I recommend Man, I saw uh elon tweeted this morning that that tesla wasn't gonna be selling their bitcoin And within like two minutes there were like 10,000 replies of people mad at him because uh, well He's getting a lot of the blame for this crash. Um, you know, maybe partially deserved Probably not as much as uh, not as much deserved as the amount of hate that he's getting right now But man that that's wild to see because you know normally his fans are ready to simp for him to the death But why are they mad that he said he's keeping it well because uh, he was I know he was trashing it's not centralized because china has it right And he was saying he was in that you know that the environmental impact is a problem and all this stuff And um that all those tweets proceeded this crash and so whether or not that was the reason for the crash is irrelevant People are blaming him for the crash. So I think it is this I think it is a result of what he said is it his fault No, because it's inherently such a fucking unstable investment that one dude on twitter can destabilize it 50 percent and it's a bad fucking investment Yeah, it's not his fault.
I mean, that's that's the market you guys are in right? I mean also elons the reason why it went up so much too when he's like tesla's buying two billion dollars of bitcoin So you know live and die by the sword people the world. It's not anymore the way it used to be I don't know Um Oh, do we have this link of uh, james charles the predator from the tv show there was a tv show where they cast the predator in it Oh, I got to thank you and his name was literally james charles. It's amazing, isn't it?
Oh, no, what is this from is this like a recent show or is this old? Zach said it was scrubs, right? Oh, so it is old. It's just a weird cause I believe it is This is awesome.
Watch this Oh, no, this is different than scrubs. No, this is definitely not scrubs. Yeah It looks kind of newish. It says criminal minds.
Oh criminal minds. It's criminal minds scrubs. They did the same premise Oh here they say 2005 so it is a weird coincidence But uh 2005 james charles was the age of his victims, but I hear there is no such thing as a coincidence Right, there's no such thing as coincidence. So this guy was right So yesterday.
I already have the minions working on it in the meantime Match to the other set in a database things james charles That's so awesome His name is james charles That's awesome The fact that we're watching this means that we're all cosmic cosmically aligned and there's no such thing as a coincidence james charles is a predator, right? Yeah, there's no such thing as a coincidence. There's no such thing as a coincidence. We are cosmically aligned Um, okay.
There's a mystery afoot when we're moving to the new office. Oh, I can't even touch this Okay. Well, here is Here is what bell sent us in the mystery pack The original mr back loves to touch this this is outrageous daddy. Oh my god Oh my gnarly other better So she sent us a vial of spit and it's gone Yeah, we were packing up the uh, uh, the studio at the house and open that box and it's just it's just gone so thick Who drank this guy?
I think somebody drank it and uh, well, what all right first Well, why would I drink? I was the first one to smell it But I refused to smell first to drink. I didn't why would why would I drink it as far as I'm concerned? That's the thing that caused covid because we we did make them laugh.
Oh, and then we opened it in november All right, right before covid hit and I'm pretty sure that thing caused covid. Right. There's no such thing as a coincidence. Well, damn It's true Dan, you have a theory.
It's not like no. No, I don't necessarily have a theory. You smelled in this Who smelled it? Ian actually did he opened it.
You want to give a smell reveal Ian? I wouldn't recommend it. I would not Yeah, he gagged Actually, no, it's not that bad. You should try really not that bad Is it possible to just evaporate it?
I mean it was in there closed and full of liquid for years though Listen, I don't want to upset anybody but the jar was being stored at someone's house. Who's house? You know whose house what mine? Yeah, I'll stop it and There's only one person at 24 hour access to the jar.
That's not I'm not I'm not implying anything. I'm just stating facts Should I smell it? Yeah Off the rails. Let's go.
Don't kill me Okay, okay. I'm gonna give it a good smell. I'm not gonna but Ian what prompted you to smell it anyway You see the little top piece. Yeah, first Dan and I thought that was like the spit and I thought it like yeah, exactly I popped it open to look.
Oh, it's the yeah, it's like this. Yeah, the odor kind of blasted me a little bit Okay. Well, let's give a shot. Shout out to bell Delphine.
I'm I'm very scared Well, so thick What is that smell? I don't even know how to describe it. I'd be in my basement I mean, Ian, you were the one who smelled it Smell it Baby, I know I'm good Dan take a smell your fire. I'm okay.
Take a smell I'll start looking for the jungle termination of fire and try to stop it. Do it it. Yes, pass it around everybody take away Oh God, it's initiation. We're christening the new office This is Bell Delphine's evaporated spit evaporated since it's horrific.
This is gonna start a whole second way of the pandemic Like that. Well, they say it's not going away anyway. Oh, 18 good job, baby. Give it a good whiff there describe it I really don't want to describe it Wait, hold on.
Let me on you be honest. I was gonna play it up with that really hit me by surprise. Yeah, there's no playing it up Is it like fermentation? Is it like yeah?
It's gonna make me throw up. Well when I first Smells like food here. I'll give it to Zach. It's like definitely drink it.
That's what I think Rages it's gone. Yeah, it's all gone. I know don't act surprised. I Think you did evaporate though.
Ooh smells like a dirty sock. I kind of like it like a cum sock You see it smells good Dan Smelled worse. It doesn't smell like shit or anything. It smells like a dirty sock.
To me. It was very shocking. Yeah Then you have give it a smell and come on You're a good man. Dan's a good man.
Oh We love Dan that is horrific keep it on your desk there as a keepsake. I'll spit in it and refill it for you Maybe we'll send it back to belt if we fill up with spit Sexy music Oh, we have a so Zach. I wanted to get a mayo update cuz In the last episode of after dark is act put out a really earnest Application to be the new craft mail guy and you feel like they've been ghosting you a little bit a little bit They've liked the posts, but that's pretty much it. They've been reposting other people Which I feel is a total shot in the back, you know cuz no one's got shit on what I did So they've been retweeting reposting but not yours.
No no public acknowledgement They liked it though. You're right cuz here. I'm a little bit worried because here it says maybe I should Anyway, just to remind you guys that took a bath We set a whole bathtub of mayonnaise. We bought like hundred dollars with the mayonnaise was it and Zach took a bath in it So craft mayonnaise little real craft mail real craft mail, you know, not the fake craft mail No, no fuck the fake craft mail account.
No, that could be good revenge somebody grab that fake craft mail love Can you get on that? Like secure security just because I'm planning because I'm planning if they're gonna play my boys act dirty like that Cuz we've already spent that 10,000 pretty much Then we got to go to war with real craft mayonnaise Totally agree fake craft mail. That's the tell me if you get that love But one thing one way I'm saying that they are gonna be able to disqualify you Zach And I think they may have to issue this after your submission they very well could have well We can tell like it went out four days ago today's Wednesday. So yeah, that's after your submission, bro But I feel like what I did falls in two of those categories Well here, let me read it.
It says final reminders. So they're re-emphasizing here They saying oh you can apply but you have to use one of our ideas Okay, writing singing creating art about Mayo sporting Mayo fashion inventing new Mayo uses That sounds like a nightmare. What new what new Mayo uses? Well, I feel like Zach's falls into that category, right?
Yeah, he's using it to bathe right that's a new use and then also the art thing I mean yoko goes and screams in a microphone. Yeah, what we did was a form of performance art for sure Okay, I just hope they see it that way, but I mean I like I see where you're coming from how they put out that same I just think they're trying to carve out carve you out. Yeah, I mean that's I mean that would really suck Yeah, it's blasphemy in mind. Hey, I'll tell you what I don't want to I don't want to mention any other mayonnaise brands here on the show But they're not the only game in town.
No And we might have to go to war with real craft man. Yeah, did you get the account love? No, I didn't find anything fake craft a male were you able to so keep us updated Yeah, keep us up here that yeah, yeah, grab that also even there they have a voting thing next week Well my fears they're not gonna put you on it because clearly you're gonna win right that's my fear too is that they're gonna rig The primary they're gonna be exactly they're stealing it. Oh, bro.
I'm telling you Zach if they steal this from you There's gonna be hell to pay. I'm storming the male headquarters. They're making a big mistake. I'm making a huge I'm gonna storm the capital of the There's do you like it?
Yeah, that that would though suck No, let me sure there's justice for Zach. I mean that would that would really hurt. Yeah, I can tell no But you had big plans for that ket 10k. I mean I was like you gonna buy Rolex you're like no I gotta save it.
I gotta work towards my future right right um but also that the thing that really drew me was that billboard right? Well, we're gonna have to get your own billboard. I think The Competitors that would make my fuck yeah, I think we're gonna have to do something Oh if they let somebody else win we got to find out where the winner's billboard is and do it like across the street Yeah, oh my god. My budget is unlimited.
Oh my god. That would be that would be a dream come true saying they help people Don't screw this up. Oh may not screw this up. Oh, man My other fear like did you put anything non PG in the video cuz I remember I cut we cut some stuff that was a little edgy No, everything.
Yeah, no, I mean it was a man in a pool of mayo good clean fun What did his t-shirt say my concern was a t-shirt cuz he had a Superman shirt I don't know if the copyright they can blur it, but I mean like if he's gonna be the face of it and I have a big Blurring shirt, I guess I hope they do a reshoot. Yeah, he's gonna have a little press campaign hair makeup all the whole night Yeah, well your legs were open to a little bit. I don't know if that's why yeah, I'm sorry that there was moments where I was I would I thought it was a little sexual. It's not sex fault that he has such raw animal Dan Dan, thank you Dan.
That's all right. You tiger you Dan. Well, anyway, don't mayo shame say. Okay.
I can't help him sex Well, anyway, just keep an eye on these guys cuz I get the feeling they're up to something. Yeah, these real craft mayo But guys can't be trusted. I mean that that would that would suck if it didn't Well They're putting up the finalists. They said on June 1st.
So I'm not jump I'm gonna wait till June 1st. Let's see if they do the right thing before we jump the gun here But if not, you know, oh You know, I don't even want it here. I don't want to imagine that possibility You know, I already have too many wars going on. I can't fight a war on two fronts And let's take a quick break.
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This is my favorite part of the show when we're addressing phase blanks and Mike And yeah, Mike these blanks Who's infinitely smarter than me by the way? There's a lot of chatter about my analogy by the way on the subreddit about my if I have a zero Yeah, I chatter in what way okay people were well there was debate some people got what I was trying to say so people thought it was dumb I was just left genuinely confused because there's infinite numbers in zero between zero and one You can have infinite decimal points zero is like the state of nothing and infinite is the state of everything Don't you understand it's the same okay the same coin that's what was throwing me off there because this fucking stupid There's an infinite phase there's an infinite number of numbers between any two intervals It's not just that has nothing to do with your god damn you ruin everything I mean it's I'm just trying to follow the year is nothing right. I get that okay That maybe the zero to one part doesn't make sense. They're like the property of zeros undefined right?
It's like infinitely nothing Yes, thank you You know yeah, okay, so you know there's some logic. I'm just gonna assume that I'm dumb and I'm not understanding what you're saying No Listen the point is to fit I never claimed to be smart Mike by the way To an IQ that IQ battle and I do that what I what I of course not in his dreams I would do that I wouldn't waste any time on camera with Mike Claim yeah, no and by the way, I never claimed to be smart, you know what I mean? Like I didn't ever claim to be smarter than anyone phase blanks is the one. He said he's infinitely smarter than me I'm infinitely smarter than you and I'm infinitely more successful than you right No claim about my intelligence or my success You know what I mean like you know, I'm not I do an IQ test.
I'm sure I would do horribly you know Although against Mike. I think I think you have a great shot. You think I you think of a hierarchy that my totally just an update Trisha is correct. It is my leg.
Oh, there you go. See Yeah, she is always right That's like a meme anyway, let's watch these clips But before we do you know fate we're talking about how phase and micro part of this boys club these kind of alpha alpha males And so I actually have some advice for them how they can further enhance their alpha maleness I saw this on tiktok and I thought about them so Is this the music so fucked up that I don't know if it's gonna get claimed, but I'll just I'll mute it So it's a guy doing like crazy as a push-up here here. Yeah, so here's the advice from this video So stop being a pussy becoming alpha now, okay sleep two minutes a month work out three months a day sleep on the ceiling Not in your meals. It's extra protein take shit That's cool toilets with a door open to assert dominance and only sleep with man it boosts your testosterone So there's some advice for a mic and blanks to increase their alpha maleness Oh, wow, I really like take shit at school with the door open Just mad dog people just stare at them in the eyes.
That's the dominance play right there, man That ever happen you guys were so much in with the door open. Yes, yeah, really both of you immediately said Yeah, I'm Middle Eastern people for some reason a lot of times they leave the door open I don't know why are you talking about like a public sitting or at home? But at home, but like sometimes when there's like people over too. Oh shit Come to your house and shit with the door open.
Yeah, I mean I don't know if that's ever me my family just fucked up so don't get mad Who in your family should with the door open? One time I grabbed my head open and her dentures were out too. It was just a weird experience. I remember I still remember it Yeah, I would do my family does the same thing.
That's a kind of thing. I forget wait your parents shit with the door open My dad and brother show the door open up. That's not that's not okay. I can see that what you're in your brother I mean, I can't I personally I can't do it.
This is blowing my mind. I get stage, right? I can got a door. Why can I always tell him like dude?
There's a door there for a reason. What is their explanation? He just sits with the door open. There's no ice one.
It's just like it's like oh, it's like that line from stepper There's like we're men. We make our own beef jerky. We share with the door open. Hmm.
I disagree with that But I can never shit at school. I was always scared I think I went from kindergarten to senior year of high school without ever taking shit at school. I just really I think so Well, maybe like twice in the whole third. I mean look I think we all would like to not shit at school But sometimes things happen.
You know, it is alpha though, which doesn't scare me taking a shit on a dude's lawn, right? Yeah, right you did what Zach has done famously took a had to pull over and take a diary on the dude's lawn I had no choice. You left it there though. I did yeah.
I know choice. You're like a terrorist. You're a bioterror You should be investigated You should be investigated by the FBI. That's a federal crime to shit on someone's lawn I still just don't get how they can just not give you an answer for that whole I get think it's not real play I think they're dominating just like shrug.
I think they're your brother and alphas. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz I know Todd is an alpha He is so I think they're asserting dominance on you Zach. I think you're the beta of the family I think it's I think it's not the act of shitting with the door open But rather the smell more wafting out for me.
It's everything Yeah, it's so shocking to see somebody in there with their pants down. You never show the door open I do it. It's just me and you at home. Even that even that I don't do that from a girlfriend I don't prefer to I close the door But like sometimes we're in the bathroom together and it just goes down that way I'd wait.
Well me and you live in together a lot longer than you dance. Maybe maybe you'll be gifted enough to be able to Be in a deck in a deck and maybe I'll take a shit from Ali. You should run Alina? Uh, no, I'm very shy Well, anyway Phase blanks and Mike definitely shit with the door open because that's alphas fuck So here's phase blanks on this dude Aiden Ross's stream addressing us So let's enjoy this.
Oh, this is Mike. Okay, so let's watch Mike I see another thing another thing they said too. It's a little loud. You can you know, thank you.
Yeah Another thing they said was um Uh, they insult my intelligence quite a bit and said like this like this kid They said this kid's head is filled with hot dogs, which actually I like that joke as well. Thank you I'm not gonna say they're not fun. But I will happily say this I believe in myself enough to sit down with you Ethan as well as Trisha I challenge you to throw in your fucking dreams. I even finishes like I was like, are you dreaming that I'm gonna sit down?
With the abuzzo Fucking me brain ground beef brain in person iq test Oh shit done by a third party independent contractor or someone completely unrelated to all of us all of us And I believe the two losing people should donate $10,000 to a charity of the winner Mike I don't need charity when I want not because I lose the fucking iq battle to you I regularly donate money to charity and I think you should too Hundreds of that. Oh, I don't even flex my curiosity I'm doing it to alpha male Mike just donate to charity if you want to help someone. I'm not sitting down doing iq to s don't ask If mike leaned over too far ground beef would come out of his ear Sloppy joe comes out of his ear like a salt shaker. He just gets a bon and goes And then he's got dinner You know what I mean?
Trisha if you guys are extremely smart and intellectual beauty. I never said i'm smart I just said you're a dumbass Two different things bro. Just if I have an 80 IQ, you know You have a 60 Is that you claim to be I would love never claim that bring security you can bring whatever you want Let's sit down. Let's have security because i'm scared.
He's gonna show me a locker I love that he goes you can bring security because you're clearly scared of my physical prowess I'm gonna show you a locker after I beat you an IQ test. He might make you shit your gym shorts Yeah, you can bring gym shorts mike the shit in when I beat you Have a beautiful IQ test with third party contractor. Let's get some money to share. I love that Also also all positive eyes even Trisha keep getting your keep getting your bags keep getting your money But please like try to base the shit you're saying at least sum them a bit a fact So he's he's saying I need to research if it's possible for brain to be made be made of hot dog meat What was the fact that I guess they're they were upset the trick.
I don't remember who said it I don't want to blame Trisha. We were I think we probably both said it is that um We said that all of them had some kind of allegation at the table And I guess mike. Oh was karos because he said he didn't but I don't that is a big thing to say about somebody if it's not true Yeah, I agree. I'm like deserving apology for that.
I mean depending on what allegation is talking about if the allegation is that he has hot dog brains then That I don't know. I'm not positive. That part's true I feel like we could prove that scientifically. How about this mike But yeah, we donate a piece of your brain and we analyze it and if they prove it's not like a frankfurge finest Then I donate $10,000 to charity and then blanks comes on and here's his day.
Oh, yeah, there's a fuck Oh, it's so loud I can take jokes all fucking day. I think that I think that people are way too serious People gonna find it way too easily online these days and crack all the humans you want phase blanks at the phase blanks the fuck He didn't loves it. He's like, huh? By the way, he says he's he's down with the humor and he thinks it's funny.
Go ahead phase blanks Well, the last time I goofed on him. He said he's infinitely smarter and more successful than me Which sounds like a little insecure but he was in the room with keem right the time to be fair who came swag I think, you know, he's got to match that energy. Mm-hmm. He hates that's all Jews vibes.
All right Mike said they call them. They said look at that sack whatever All that shit is is just humor. What I don't appreciate about them is their hypocrites So they'll go and say you guys are bullying Trisha or someone's being a bully any kind of criticism that comes their way It's written off is that we're they're bullying when they'll go on and buy the taxable definition bully everybody else We're hypocrites right bro. Literally exposing how blink his mind is because we titled it that we're being bullied as a joke Yeah, it was ironic.
It was meant to be ironic dude. Thanks. We just thought it was funny that you're accusing us of being bullied So we said that you're bullying us. It's literally just a joke, right?
Hey, but that's kim's that's like I don't know why people use that's like the ultimate insult like hip-a-crat Far as crossing the line Trisha made Trisha did this like 10 fucking 10 story like thing about me and mike or fucking old dude starting some hype house Which it's just I'm sorry, but on face value that is objectively hilarious that phase and mike are starting a content house together What's funny about two men in their 30s starting a house? What's with a bunch of 18-year-olds, right? He doesn't he doesn't he goes you can joke around just not about that. That's crossing the line What's funny about mike who's 36 leaving his girlfriend who's super rich and famous and super like in love with him Who bought a house for him and then moving in with phase blanks?
What's funny about that? I told you dude IQ does bro lose a good job in a locker And if you don't fit in the locker, I'll put you in a trash can out back I don't hear so much like yeah Okay, I didn't know that I didn't realize That's why it's ridiculous because what they're doing is so much more than a high-pouse Oh, well, if I knew that I wouldn't have said anything Why didn't mike just explain that to Lana? Maybe she wouldn't have been pissed babe babe. This is so much more than a hype house babe.
Come on here. Give me your hot dog Anyway, babe. It's way much more than a pipe house Sorry, what was that? Sorry?
What was that? Who's hungry? Sloppy Joe It looks crazy hype how he's got like a curtain like fucking like like stapled to the wall. It's crazy hype back in there Super luxurious shit bro.
He missed a spot up here by the way. You might want to walk that up So much more than a high-pouse. All right. Things are fucking moving.
I know these are going great. Well, the vibe is good. It's having fun Right. I didn't consider that The vibe is good and everyone's having fun.
It's way more than I thought you forgot to consider the vibe dude Yeah, come on. Let me I'm gonna have to bring this up to Trisha. Yeah I think you guys need to apologize. She didn't consider the vibe is your attraction here.
Right. I apologize I should have considered the vibe. I didn't do a vibe check on the type house But then she went on to say like you guys are fucking creepy and old and like true guys You guys have both had had issues with underage girls in the palace. Yeah, that piss me off Wait, did she say that issues with underage girls?
I don't recall her saying that It should probably okay. I mean I don't know her saying underage. I think she said you guys you guys got you guys got hyped up quite a bit That's true. They get excited.
There may have been some Okay, so well, okay, let me finish this clip and then I'll dress kind of like what we said here And she kept it vague whether that means underage girls at party. Yeah, whatever Just having your name associated with something like that. Yeah, you can't do that. It's disgusting I run a business.
You can't use that as my life. It takes care of fucking 70 plus people Like you know what I mean? Like we have 70 plus employees and all their families extended out like they're all taken care of it Is like it's not a joke. You can't just say that.
And by the way, I don't know if I have to clarify this Absolutely nonsense. That's never happening. Everybody knows that I don't think she said underage I think she said they all have allegations against them and I will say That um as far as what's been publicly said About mike and faith so I got a little confused because I remember Faze got like a bar fight and jake paul made this video about him that he like assaulted his assistant or something Apparently that was proven wrong or jake said he that it wasn't true or I don't know so and as far as mike goes I don't think there's any accusations against him other than him being a douchebag I guess Trisha's thing with mike was that he cheated on lana And then the girl he cheated on with he said she looked like a gremlin And she thought that was super trashy like oh, you're the pig that cheated on your girlfriend You're going to trash on the girl you cheated on with I think that's what Trisha meant when she said allegations But we should be very clear and say that As far as banks, I'll be very clear. I can speak for Trisha or what she knows But and I don't remember exactly what I said, but we were we were getting pretty excited And then as far as banks goes and mike.
Yeah, so I think that's what she was thinking of And I will say that as far as we can tell there are no allegations of Essay, which I think is what that seemed to be what the implication that they took away So there is no allegation public allegations of essay against banks or mike that we know of other than them Just being like douchebags and womanizers, which I think is what she meant But they're right. We should be very clear about that And so I will say here today that if mike and banks are guilty only of being sloppy joe brains meathead and also douchebag womanizers But I do apologize because we shouldn't put that out there. So, you know I think Trisha meant that those incidents but obviously when it comes out that way we should we should be more careful with With our words how we express that or at least myself. So apologies to banks apologies to mike and phase up No, it's just no and to say that out and Ricky.
I also told them like we're so like you know who we have our house like they Oh, you're the one who literally enforced. Uh, yo, uh, they say tell me how great I tell them how like tell me how the fuck it What it comes to that shit if you guys want to come to our house like you really you have to pull your idea They check your age everything and I want to I was like, yeah, they really seem focused on the other age thing Which I don't remember it's funny. They're focused on the under age thing and not like just essay Which makes me look like oh no, we definitely essay people just not underage easy. Okay.
I'm kidding That's a joke for the record. Yeah, I just said I just apologize Funny because right off the rails off the rails. All right. I'm kidding.
Come on No, but in all seriousness mike and and and blanks do not have public allegations of essay against them I don't know what they're talking about here. I don't remember that but underage or above age So apologies to them. They're good dudes. Obviously You know Whether they if they ship with the door open to alpha on people That might that's unknown.
That's that we have not verified Do they jizz and they're oatmeal in the morning to increase their testosterone? Yes So there you have it Gosh, I really don't remember her saying underage, but I would like to know I'm kind of curious what she actually said He's over here watching it right now. Yeah, what we actually said Yeah, if you could pull or just I mean, I remember when we were recording it the the energy peaked and I wouldn't Be totally surprised if it may be I don't recall if you hear something specific. Just relay it.
Okay. He's on he's on he's actively listening right now Interesting, so we'll check back in with a B something else that came up on friend of me was Chrissy Teigen apparently this story of her bullying this There's like a six-year-old girl that married a 50-year-old man and apparently everyone was like dunking on the support six-year-old girl So the creepy 50-year-old guy including Chrissy Teigen I don't know anything about Chrissy's Teigen, but everybody like hates her guts apparently or well, maybe now they do I didn't know anything about her. I mean, I think after everything that went down people do now She was very popular. I mean, I don't think she Yeah, I mean She was not well liked in certain circles because she's very outspoken politically Um, so I mean, you know how that goes when you're political in the internet But as far as like being universally reviled, I think this is a new development for her Well, she um is married to John Legend.
What a legend Got him. I actually when I did hot ones like I don't know it was a long time ago I remember uh Sean Evans asked me about John Legend Chrissy Teigen I don't know the fuck they were so that was when I first learned their existence And I still don't know much about either of them to be frank He is a legend. What's uh, what's John Legend's uh like famous song? Are you guys in the back now?
Art? Oh, yeah, it's like all of me. Oh, okay. Give me tune.
Give me a tune Zach. Let's hear it I swear I gotta know that song I'm god I don't know what the fuck they are. I really don't like they're just they've never I don't know how it's about here John legend. He is a legend.
Thank you. Thank you. Um, oh, it's about. Oh wow two billion.
Okay. So I should have heard this I'm just give it a little zap. Yeah, I mean, he's a huge artist. Oh, so fucking tragic.
He loves his wife apparently He's the only one left. I never heard this song. It doesn't exist. You didn't well.
Anyway, you have to tell off of that uh half a second I could tell I never heard the fucking song Uh, so anyway, she tweeted so all this started to come together Uh when she tweeted that she was quitting twitter Because she was getting bullied and then that kind of set off some people because apparently she has a history of being a bully She said hey for 10 years you guys have been my world. Honestly. I use so much I truly consider so many of my actual friends that being said it's time to say goodbye This is no longer serves me as positivity. It serves me negatively and I think that's the right time to call something So yeah, yeah, she quits twitter who gives a fuck just exit twitter We don't need an announcement.
Hi guys I am announcing today that I will not be checking twitter for 24 hours The reaction is like no No, we need you on twitter Is she back on twitter by the way, or did she stick through to it? Oh, I think she came back like a week later Yeah, she made it. She pulled out. She pulled a quarter and she pulled a german.
Yeah, well german didn't even last 24 hours Right. She did last longer than that, but that's the problem Everyone who goes every time you make this big statement about quitting twitter You look dumb because you come back bro. You always come back to the death grip of that blue bitch bird Hey twitter world is your true even oj's on twitter. I mean come on Hey twitter world anyway, so she said oh being bullied so then this girl named uh Courtney is that her name?
Yeah You gotta see this shit. This girl Courtney came out and who was this uh here? Trying to find here. Here's the clip of the couple back in the day apparently this was a big story at the time.
I don't think I I don't Mean hollywood's most controversial newlyweds dug hot just she's 16 Bro, that's sick. Yeah, I mean, it's not her fault She's 16 just goes to show much of the times of change like I can imagine looking at this and then being mad at the girl I mean look at this creep I mean This wasn't that long like you say times change, but people should have Not It's saying yeah, I mean in 2011 like to be blaming the 16 year old in this relationship. I think right that's not that I'll go right after perhaps you remember him best as the abusive prison guard. Oh perfect.
That's his claim to fame I do remember hating him in that movie though. So I guess he was good. I got all the men they need and his wife Courtney's daughter. She's an aspiring singer and actress Oh my god, believe it or not the most stunning thing about Courtney is her blockative appearance.
It's her birth certificate That's right. This girl is 16 years old. So how does that even happen her parents give consent to Maryam or something? I and certain states.
I mean the age of consent is lower though. The 18 thing is not universal You know when I was a kid I befriended there was this really weird kid that I met on the bus But I liked him for some reason we started hanging out because we lived close and his dad He was like 50 60 and he married a fucking 16 year old and I think she was like a slow adult or well She wasn't even adult they got married when she was 16 and she like wasn't all there. You know what I mean? And um, I was like even as a kid I was like how I was like you can do that And he said yeah, her parents gave him consent and gave him like guardianship over her In california.
I was like holy fuck. You got a kid. I was like damn. That's nuts.
And like that was pretty weird, you know Yep, that was a weird one I looked it up. They got married in uh vegas, which I guess you can get you can marry six year old vegas apparently Let's go vehicle about it vegas is wild man Then these will love it. Okay, so we have an update from ab go ahead ab what's your update? So far Trisha's just said she has no idea who phases, you know, it's not like James Charles She's gonna James Charles because he was talking to minors.
It's different. Um, she has no idea who phases so she's not gonna keep going at him I haven't seen all of it, but so far phases in the clear from Trisha. She did not say that he's that any of them were dating minors So far now that's what I'm saying. She doesn't even know who phase is but I'll be listening though But there is a point definitely where she says that all three of them have allegations.
Yes, so you'll keep listening Yes, I've heard the allegations part. She said that she said allegations but she says sexual allegations Which is which is a fair point. I think that's an important distinction right because I mean like No, okay, but people know what they mean. Let's not split airs here.
Okay. All right. Thank you. I beat for the report.
Um, thank you so anyway, uh Yeah, apparently you can marry a 16 year old. That's pretty crazy dude So people were really like a slut shaming her. She's 16 bro. What the fuck?
That's crazy. I don't know man. Yeah, I feel like It's pretty obvious. Oh, here's even here's um Anderson Cooper who's like woke us up, right?
So apparently he even did a really cringy segment About that. Let's listen to this. We're just gonna have to make do with some of their older interviews like this one for me online There was nothing illegal or immoral about it. It was just Falling for Together you guys both made mention a couple times about wanting to do this, uh, you know, biblically more like the fuck about the issue of Okay, I see why people are talking about her.
I mean, I'm not blaming her But I see why she's the focal. Let me finish the clip on. She's like, what is this face? She's making again She's 16.
She doesn't look it. It's hard to it's hard to remember that she's only 16 Well, she's 16 at the time of this interview. I'm fascinated by this Talking about the issue of Okay, I don't want to answer that question. First of all, I do however have a few questions on my own Courtney What makes you so enchanting?
Why are you so beguiling yet so elusive? I'm gonna be this year. Will it perhaps be I don't know something provocative and most importantly What the hell are you doing with your face? I have to know.
All right. Sorry. They gotta stop trying to do comedy Jesus, they gotta stop fast. I got it.
It's shocking But if I had to prepare like a segment I would definitely talk about what a sleeves He is and not a 16-year-old who doesn't really know how to carry herself and you know what I mean? No choice. I gotta say it. Can we please roll my favorite clip from GMA?
People are welcome to their opinions. That's what the world is about if they if they need to feel this way Dude, she's fucking around. She fucking around. I don't know.
It looks like she's on drugs. It does look like she's on drugs That was my first thought too. Yeah The mouth movements is very like MDMA bro. You should be working.
You should definitely be very concerned about this guy Old not ours. Oh, Anderson's don't do comedy brother It's like a desperate it's like a silent desperate. I actually think she I'm actually really concerned for that girl after watching that Not funny. Yeah Courtney you keep doing that thing you do with the lips and the weird things and the touching the lips and you just keep doing it Why is everybody focused on her?
What about the fucking weirdo dude? It is so weird. He married a 16-year-old. He's taking her on interviews I think he's giving her drugs I really do look at this need to feel this way.
That's theirs the whole but she's okay Well, if you thought that I mean Anderson was pretty tame. Look what look what Chrissy Teigen said Okay, you ready for this? This is like some really heinous unforgivable shit. You guys ready public tweets How would she when she sent this out?
Chrissy. Yeah, I think we determined 26. Okay, so 25 26 you're well enough aware To not send tweets like this to a 16-year-old and she's tagging her. She says my Friday fantasy you dirt nap.
Mm, baby I'm sorry. What the f? You're seeing first of all dirt nap. I've never even said that's like some vile shit Chrissy is fantasizing about this girl dying Wow, let's get out of here.
Let's go. Let's let's go have lunch then likes that about Chrissy She continues on two weeks later. She said go to sleep forever and then she's actually able to retweet that apparently At Courtney stodden on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight erotic elves the Go to sleep forever retweet Everybody get in on this death threats. That's like the old style of uh, uh, twitter the That eighth day of christmas thing was the original tweet from Courtney.
That's not very used to like do retweets. Yeah Oh, so she's so cool. That was her that was her response to got it So Courtney said on the eighth day of christmas, but you're looking at me eight erotic elves christie's response was go to sleep forever And then she said please retweet me That's automatic. That's automatic.
The rt is the indication that it's a retweet. Yeah, damn Chrissy. That's cold blood shit She then tweeted at her again directly to her. What drug makes you do that with your mouth asking for a friend who really wants to know how to look like an idiot I mean Yeah, again I mean we agree that she looks like she's on drugs But the the reaction isn't I would be very concerned about that old man who's buying her drugs Right.
It just seems dude that guy is such a creep and like nobody was that's so crazy I'm sure some people were to I mean, but yeah, I mean obviously there were some people that seem to think that she was at fault here So let's see what Joel Austin thinks Hang on what Joel oh from the cube My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same in jesus name. God bless you It's a boring Dryer Joel Cut the chanting we're dumb at the chanting god be like retweet Chrissy Teigen Give me the chanting jack God at Chrissy Teigen We're looking forward to you taking a third nap so I can take your soul for all the eternity Whoa, God tweeted that what year was hell it was gobbling tweeted that super inappropriate Guy wasn't he wasn't woke yet at Chrissy Teigen from God I see your future And you will and I can't wait for you to die bitch whoa got her the B word Super inappropriate From God from Jesus Christ God son at Jesus Christ to Chrissy Teigen retweet Gotta hate this fucking girl Jesus he sent her DM apparently and said I'm gonna nail your ass to the cross whoa So I guess holy ghost at holy ghost.
What is the holy ghost? I don't know what that means Does anyone else the holy ghost dude you want to get into a theological discussion now from at holy ghost I'll be in your closet tonight boot bitch wake up joe biden whoa from the holy ghost the holy trinity The whole trinity is dunking on Chrissy Teigen on twitter super inappropriate St. Paul St. Paul on twitter says I hope you got leprosy take a dirt nap.
Oh my god They're vicious characters on twitter at Chrissy Teigen from mother Teresa What was mother Teresa she was doing like AIDS and stuff she was doing AIDS Are like you really controversial actually yeah, she was suffer Yeah, I don't know hey at Chrissy Teigen from other Teresa I'll make you suffer more than the people that I treated with uh leprosy. Oh my god Brutal self-own from other Teresa Hey, come on From Kenneth Copeland on twitter I banished covid, but I still but I really wish I could banish you out Kenneth Copeland. That's a banish Chrissy Teigen Brutal I'm actually uh ironically i'm seeing that um Courtney's uh parents allowed her gave consent for her to marry this dude because of her devout christianity Oh, wow Let's go don't ask me how that makes sense, but that's that's what it says There you go Chrissy It's a man of god I mean i've got i've never done anything wrong never At god from at god to Chrissy Teigen I wish you grew up in a i wish you grew up in a catholic church. I tell you what the what the priest would do to you Oh Vile So vile just has to stop i'm like to eat that i'm gonna stop to this bit Who would tweet that this is going too far from god himself brutal Apparently according to court knee she even went as far to directly message her saying things like I can't wait for you to die That's brutal dude.
That's almost as bad as the shit god tweeted at Chrissy Teigen. I just don't get it I mean, I guess you can't expect a logical explanation for sending people death threats But it's just why is she so mad at this girl for really married. It's crazy Yeah, she's gonna have to do some therapy to dig into that Anyway, she posted an apology, but you know she's getting like totally canceled now. Finally enough, um Chrissy made this apology video which will watch in a sec or tweet But Courtney says that Chrissy blocked her and she never attempted to apologize since macy's has dropped her cookware cookware And blooming dales back out of a partnership with her.
I love these celebrities cook where oh good Chrissy taking Tupperware And uh Here's her apology I wonder if god may issue apology to Chrissy later Not a lot of people are lucky enough to be held accountable for their passable shit in front of the entire world I'm mortified and sad who I used to be. Oh, didn't we read this on frenemies? Yeah, I mean I Yeah, we did all this I said that in the beginning. Well, I was just kind of curious to pack on pack this whole story.
Yeah, I mean We are going into more depth this time. Um, but she apologized You think god probably should apologize. Jesus Christ apologize Chrissy Teigen on twitter. Don't you think that?
At from god To Chrissy Teigen twitter Chrissy Teigen not a lot of people are lucky enough to be held accountable for all the passable shit and trust me I've done a lot of bullshit Every time a kid dies of cancer that was me and I'm still not sorry for all the shit I said I hate you god god hates Chrissy Teigen. Well, that's unbelievable Fruidal Okay, I'm done. Okay, thank you Me and god have that in common That you hate you really hate her. I fucking hate her So what what is it that you hate so much about her because this is a new development?
Uh, well, she's uh, like I said earlier, she's very outspoken, uh, politically You don't like her politics? No, I do not Is she conservative? No. What is she?
She's a, uh, radical centrist is probably how I would uh, those are the worst Defense at her No, no, no, no, um, but uh, she's I want to see a tweet give me her most controversial tweet. I want it or most controversial tweet now Okay, but besides telling some poor six-year-old killer self her second most controversial tweet Thank you, Dan Um ad have having listened to that. Is there any more anything more to report? So I think what they're referring to with the underage, uh, whatever was it?
They're talking about the joke that Trisha made the orthopedo the orthopedo joke, but they kind of mixed the two together They kind of took some liberties and claiming that you guys said that so wait. What did she actually say? Um, I'm sorry. I was listening to it, but kind of had God in my other ear.
So give me one second I have I had a time stamp from Eden's, uh, live stream. No, what did Trisha say? Oh, does he show it? Yeah, he's watching.
He's reacting to it. So should I click this time stamp? Yeah, okay So here's what we actually said so let's take some accountability here It means mouth Okay, but orthopedo Oh, we get it bro. All right.
You are right. Everyone's been we get it Who are like sexting minor is like, oh, yeah, wait. Okay. So well, who's she talking about sexting minors?
I'm confused Nobody's accusing them of sexting minors, right? No, she just signed with it like the tiktokkers that you've called out Yeah, I don't think we I think it was clear that we weren't accusing them of that ortho means You're telling me that that phase blanks misunderstood something phase blanks And conflated a bunch of other no no no no. Well, let me just clarify there could be some other thing But yeah, I mean if that's what he's referring to that's clearly you guys were talking about the people that you bully Being pedos. So here's what we said.
We said all three of them have allegations We weren't specific about what kind to clarify. They do not have essay allegations against them, right? I guess that Adam 22 does. Yeah, right.
Exactly. But I don't know anything about Adam 22. I haven't looked in that so much to speak on it Okay, are we good? I mean, you know As a sign also Phase texted aid in during his life and said refer to him as L3 L3 from now on tell the chat who said that phase banks L3 L3.
Thanks. Why cuz I took the L from hamburger brain from hamburger helpers. I guess so okay L3 L3 Yeah I'm looking at the chat You guys got to know that we're not talking about you guys just for clarity. Okay, peace in love This is a serious message to phase blanks and mic magic We did not tell you that you've texted miners.
He's in love. He's in love Give me some Trissy Teigen shit. I'd You're out. Let's just move on.
Oh I don't care. It's awesome that she's gonna cancel. Let's just leave it at that. Come on.
Don't I wait This is day two of talking about Chrissy Teigen. Can we move on? We've got all these other great topics Dan hit a soft spot. He's soft on Chrissy Teigen I'm the one saying we should move on.
I'm not no, but he's playing that Dan the hater thing I'm trying not to hate I'm just I'm saying let's just move on. Oh, you're hating. I see you are hating kind of He says he's with me. I just okay.
You guys are making a weird. I just want a one political tweet But okay, I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna do the full on mutiny. I just really wanted to play No, that was warranted. I'm gonna stand by you Anyway, let's talk about UFOs.
There you go. Get to the good shit Chrissy Teigen made the new UFOs any cross-section here Trying to find a second. Did she have an opinion on UFOs that you don't like She's very opinionated. She probably does, but I think she's in hiding right now So unfortunately we're not gonna get her take on the UFO situation Okay, so here's the thing.
I know I am a total skeptic when it comes to UFOs As in let's be let's be clear aliens visiting extraterrestrial life Visiting the earth. I'm very skeptical that that one has ever happened But you know 60 minutes did this 60 minutes did this report, but it's it's all about the stuff We've already seen and talked about and they talked to this dude on 60 minutes This guy here who I will say has an interesting look Specifically that his goatees like a way off center I put an album of pictures. We don't want to play the clip in 60 minutes is very good claim happy But yeah, there's a there's an album of screenshots of him if you want so here's oh Dan is just obsessed with this guy's luck Well, Dan, do you want to I mean what about his luck? It's just he's clearly a man you can trust you think though As a military intelligence operator who worked at Gitmo in Afghanistan.
He's this is clearly a guy that you can oh, yeah There's this one where he goes. I work that with Tonimo Bay as like credential for military intelligence Whoa back up a I torture people for a living you should listen to me dude his goatee is so off center This is the end of his lip and you've got like a whole stretch of lip here. Why not just trim it Maybe he is the alien. Oh, that would be a twist on that beard is kind of aliens Let's watch this bill.
I'm not telling you that the United States government is telling you that Luis Elizondo spent 20 years running military intelligence operations worldwide in Afghanistan the middle east and Guantanamo He hadn't given home that bother you that he worked at Guantanamo down I mean they said he did military operations there You think he's just a dude torturing me between the lines like he's a dude with like a wet like sponge electrocuting people You know, I'm not saying that for sure is what he was doing But I'm definitely saying that there's a strong chance that that's what he was up to exactly that. Come on. These are people These are human beings in Afghanistan the middle east and Guantanamo He hadn't given UFOs a second. I would assume that means if he's works in intelligence that that would mean that he works on like Identifying prisoners to arrest and stuff.
I don't know if terrorists then no Maybe maybe maybe 2008 that's when he was asked to join something at the Pentagon called the advanced aerospace threat identification program or A tip the mission of a tip was quite simple It was to collect and analyze information involving anomalous aerial vehicles what I guess in a vernacular you call them UFOs We call them UAPs. You know, what is the UAP? Unidentified aerial phenomena interesting that sounds even spookier a phenomenon Yeah, I don't know why they have decided to ditch the maybe just because of the stigma of the UFO thing that it's like That's like oh shit. We got a phenomenon in there Let's go sounds it sounds nutty wacky Look, I'm not I'm not telling you that that it doesn't sound wacky what I'm telling you it's real The question is what is it what are its intentions what are its capabilities?
So I think okay, so here so I listen 60 minutes did it. There's all these clips. I'm like, okay I'm so scared like here's where I was like, okay, maybe I should be more open-minded about this. Okay, Dan Dan the hater Obama goes on on a tonight show what is James cordon James cordon tonight show and this is what he says about it and I'm actually being serious here is that there are There's footage and records of objects in the skies that we don't know exactly what they are.
We can't explain how they moved their trajectory They did not have An easily explainable path and so you know, I think that worse people still take seriously trying to invest again figure out what that is But I have nothing to report to you today. Okay So I think it's interesting because he talks about it like he knew about this when he was president Well, I mean what he saw some shit. They didn't understand what he said is a very I mean I don't take issue with anything that he said what he said is pretty general. I mean sure like a UFO doesn't mean alien A UFO means we don't know what it is.
I know that but I don't think I think this guy that you're goofing on with the crooked Oh, he apparently is part of like the the UFO truth or movement and everything too And I guess he I don't think any more but at one point had an association with that whole organization that the dude from blink 22 is Okay, he's a true there because I heard him say something in 60 minutes We're like, okay, this guy's pretty he said something like we think it might be like spy technology from another country's the most likely explanation Right, and yeah, there there's a whole range of explanations And then you know, obviously there's skeptics that push back against the whole thing and say, you know, there's actually relatively simple explanations for these things So well again, here's my problem with all this is like here's the photo. It's like Bro, you couldn't you the u.s. Government couldn't produce a higher. That's what I'm saying Like in 2021.
They're still coming at us. Don't show me this shit and then expect me to believe there's aliens You got to do better. Yeah, Carl Sagan once said extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence And this my friends is a little fucking blip of tin foil. It could be shit on his windshield as far as I'm concerned, right?
Yeah, I mean, obviously this is it you see these videos in motion They're a little bit more difficult to explain that that one that you just passed that's in the infrared I mean when we a couple years ago had the skeptic Mick West as a guest on the show That video had recently came out and we specifically talked about it And I know that he's done a lot of investigating into this and it more than likely is a type of glare on an infrared camera That's yes, I watch this video on it. Hey, I mean I'm just saying guys. This is it like we got to get a better picture before we start talking about aliens Yeah, I mean come on. This is Guys, this is not that but I do think it's interesting that obama's like, yeah, there's shit out there We can't and you know, he says we can't easily explain so that is interesting But I have seen like all the UFO people being like we were told we're crazy.
Oh, yeah, they're taking this as a big dub. Yeah, I don't think I ever was like I Don't think aliens are visiting the earth still. I don't I think I need more convincing evidence before I make that giant leap Two bunkers are saying about it. Um lens flare.
Oh, come on. It's not a lens flare So they always say well lens layer on I mean a lens layer on an infrared camera looks very different. Oh, please What does I mean? That's how we produce an alien craft Do I need to pull up those images again?
Yeah, it was very convincing People are gonna be mad people really want to believe this is real trust me. I want to believe there's alien Hey, I'm all fucking for it. I I mean, I I personally absolutely believe that aliens are real But believing that they're real versus they're here currently interacting with us are two very different statements and the latter I don't really believe but the universe is an unfathomably big place of course they're aliens, you know, can I present a theory Like kind of going off Dan. Um, I mean the universe is basically infinite.
I mean, it's unexplored. So like Like how is it that we're the only fucking life here? You know, I think we all agree that the chance of there being life in the universe is basically a hundred Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I mean It makes sense. Well, they also say it's a weather balloon.
I dare you to argue that Dan weather balloon. I've been trying to pass that shoot on us Well, so speaking of which that's the other thing is these Really was coming up a lot was at the height of the cold war and um I do raise an eyebrow that this is starting to happen again as we're like, oh Descending into a new cold war against China. I think it's a conspiracy. I've heard this.
Okay. So there's the dance theory is that it's a conspiracy to drum up air force budget Yes And that's a that's like a counter conspiracy. Right. Although which is you know, if you're gonna have a conspiracy Like if you're gonna get conspiratorial about this whole thing the one that doesn't involve aliens seems like the more likely of the That there's someone in the government who's drumming this up to increase budget versus there's aliens from another like galaxy or solar system Visiting right the government's going as a question Yeah, the government's lying to us.
That's that's yeah, if if if you ask me, that's the more likely explanation And again, you know the people that they're trying out to talk about this these military intelligence types I mean, it's these guys. It's literally their job to lie like oh United States government It's not really even that controversial of us So you guys think they know that they're telling lies I think you know, maybe useful idiot. Maybe see a lot exactly. Oh, I have a hard time believing that guy's a useful idiot based on his goatee He looks highly competent.
Yes Apparently it's a massive heck music. So here's a little debunker for this video. This is a really famous one That the u.s. Navy put out If you look if you do very simple trigonometry invited by the numbers on screen It turned out to be something far above the surface and moving at a speed that matches the wind at that altitude making it almost certainly a balloon Yet the 60-minute hopes the highly respected journalist bill would occur repeats a lot at elizondo's baseless claim that it's moving fast So apparently according to this that's from wit mix, right?
Yes. And again, I think this specific video We talked about when he was on the show what I think it just had come out. Yeah, it was a very recent thing So I'm going to him if you crunch the numbers on the screen You can calculate the speed that it's moving at the speed of wind and it's because the jet's moving so fast that it appears It's moving so fast like a parallax effect, you know What about this one? This is the gimbal shot I Think this this is the one right.
This is the one that I was referring to earlier with that The explanation I guess is a solar flight infrared flare in infrared flare. Yeah, whereas the one previous is the one that's And then how come it rotates because the the camera's on a gimbal and as it rotates it rotates it counter rotates The rotating did look almost identical to the planes rotations. That's the thing like watch. I disagree Oh, but that's a thing.
That's where my that's why my mind gets conspiratorial. It's like, okay, well the air force They're not stupid. Why are they putting the shit out if McWest configured this out then they can of course So what so then but that's why I put a little Obama Obama who's out of office has no reason to lie says there were things While I was there and that we could not easily explain Yeah, but I mean he's looking at it. He's the president.
He gets them briefing. He gets the briefing. No, he's just he's told what he's told I mean, he's not investigating that you think Obama's the useful idiot. No, I'm not saying that he's a useful idiot But again, I didn't really even take issue with what he said what he said was a very conservative statement of there are things that are hard to explain out there And yeah, I mean that that's fair.
Well, he according to McWest is very easy to explain according to like this fast one Yeah, but I mean there's there's a bunch of these and so I mean in the 60 minutes piece one of the dudes Not not mr. Go T But another guy who was an air force pilot or made him been a navy pilot says that he saw these things every day for years So I mean we're talking like going on thousands of times Well, my count is that would be like and you saw this every day for years and I still got no fucking better image than this Right, that's bullshit. That's what I'm saying. That's bullshit Satellites that can get a picture of me bathing nude in my backyard And I can't get a picture of the shop.
It's like better than a q-tip. It's kind of hard to know such thing as a coincidence But that's a very good counter argument. Yeah, I would love for it to be real like I You know, I'm a big sci-fi guy and you know, I want aliens to be real. So I'm coming.
I'm not You're a hater. I'm not trying to hate but it's just you know, I feel like we're being taken for a ride with this a little bit Well, apparently on June 1st the government's putting out some kind of statement for the first time About this this game as a shock. Yeah, that'll be interesting I guess the stimulus bill last year somebody put in some provision in that, you know, two and a half trillion dollar bill AFO commit some reason that you'll focus they said we buy I think it's the end of June actually I think it's I know they put up They said June 1st. It's coming out.
Oh, so I saw that in the news. Okay. Well, so I guess we'll find out They're also announcing I won the craft mail contest Big that's gonna overshadow all you June 1st is a massive day Wow Alright, there's one more story. I want to talk about these goons Bryce Hall ostemic room Please don't sue me for showing this fucking video all I'm doing is promoting a dumb fucking fight.
Wait. Is there any triller association? No, I don't think so. Okay, thank god, but I'm like dude triller I'm promoting your dumb fight and you're you're trying to get people not to talk about it Imagine talking about triller if now that I'm a fucking triller anyway I feel like, you know, we were debating here.