The Dildo of Consequence

An episode of the I Hate it Here podcast, hosted by Erika, titled "The Dildo of Consequence" was published on February 18, 2026 and runs 66 minutes.

February 18, 2026 ·66m · I Hate it Here

Summary

All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party.They also deliver an update on last week’s entitled coworker and, shock to absolutely no one, the situation has somehow managed to get even worse.Then comes the grand debut of The Dildo of Consequence, a ceremonial honor awarded to those who commit crimes against common sense. And for its inaugural crowning, the ladies dive into the saga of a woman who drove three hours just to confront a full-blown keyboard Kevin after he left a feral comment on her page.Chaos, accountability, and spectacularly poor decisions await. Tune in for the ride.I Hate It Here is a live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

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