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That's the noise Kong would make when he was still alive. Alrighty. Welcome back to Impulse of the Number 1 Podcast in the World. Thank you guys for watching Bewings Subscribe.
If you're not subscribed, I still a pick-eye. What? I don't know what to say guys. It keeps preying the drops in my eyes.
The pick-eye is not turning into red-eye in both eyes. Did you figure out what caused it? Doggy-poopoo on the pillow? I think it was.
I had to be, right? I mean, I'll just say it, bro. I have eaten ass in a minute. Yeah, I've never eaten ass.
I'm one of those people. I said, who asked are gnats? I haven't eaten a gnat. You don't know you have.
I'm sure somebody in my mouth is not everywhere. I swam in the pool yesterday, though, guys. Have you seen it like the whole pool? It's green.
It's disgusting. Why is it? Hey, Danny, do we know why it's disgusting? Why it looks like there's been a toxic dump?
Pete Moss says infest of the pool. Well, I only ask because she doesn't know why. 20 that I call it Pete Moss. Everything I do has to do with that guy Pete.
Yeah, bro. I still feel bad after he fell off. Yeah. The face of the earth.
Anyway, stuff for anyone who doesn't get the inside joke. Clatters, probably most people. And thanks, Mike, for completely derailing this entire conversation. Jackson was gone.
I mean, look, man, when I start saying things, like I was going to say I swam in that infected pool yesterday and I feel sick today. And so my energy might be a little low. You might hear I'm a little nasally, which is a fucking problem because as you know, the Challenger games are tomorrow by the time this podcast is released. Wow.
First off, tune in. Yeah. Tune in. It's a charity event for a track and field.
They were benefiting the Special Olympics. So get ready to donate. Get ready to buy your tickets. If you have, yeah, we'll see you there.
Long Beach, California, 5 PMP SD stream live on YouTube, resented by Halogen. Ow. Yeah, it's going to be big. So now I'm sick.
I got a sort of pool, Hammy. I mean, you're going to be able to even run, dude, at this point. I might not be able to live there, bro. Like I'm surviving at this point.
Like what's the fastest amount of running you've done in the last, let's just say five days or far this session yesterday? I put the treadmill on five miles an hour. And I attempted to jog and I couldn't do it. This is good.
Five miles per hour. Is that running or is that job? Have you ever moved that fast in your life? So here's something I wanted to let you know this.
My mom watches this show. And she's been really angry about all the non athletics. No, no, no, she doesn't keep. She's fine with that.
I don't care about that. It's the non athletic statements because I used that one point. I was a, I was a, she was like, you said you played T ball. I was an all-star baseball player.
So let's talk about it. We've actually never talked about a basketball player. The problem is just the ankle. We've been over this.
I explained to some people in the studio last night. How did you hit that? 2008, it was a botched drug robbery. Horrible.
It got tucked during a sale. It got tucked under the fucking driveway. And somebody hit me from the side of my, my, fibular, that might be the word bone cracked out of my skin. And it was such a, what do you mean?
You were, it was dangling out of a car? No, no, I was driving away. I was driving away. I was, I was fighting someone.
Another person tackling from the side of my ankle was clamped off, bro. He's got a 17 inch rod in his hand. And my boys had to collect all the money that got stolen from me and the rest of the product. And I had a GI Joe back to my T35.
And we were driving to the hospital so that I could get my leg put back together and all of a sudden I don't know where major crimes unit, narcotics unit, all of them fly in at the same time. And I did this all in my book by the way. I had to spend an hour and a half with my foot propped up on a golf bag with my leg hanging off. Well, they searched my car, bro.
Horrible. Were you, were you at this point? Were you high to suit some of the pain? What the fuck?
Did any of the pain go away or no? Well, no, hurt real bad. Have you ever had a bone sticking out of you before it sucks? No, no.
Have you ever had anything sticking out of you? Have you ever had anything stuck in you? Yeah, like a heavy poo, dude. Oh, OK.
Yeah. What were you guys thinking? So that's a poop. Shrapnel.
Oh, OK. All right. Yeah. Like a grenade.
I can't suppose. Have you ever had anything stuck in? I have off. Oh, yeah.
Sticks pieces of metal. Bullet. I was at Wendy's one time and somebody threw one of those exacto knives in the back of my leg. You know what an exacto knife is that you would cut shit out with?
Like a box cutter. Kind of, but it's the really small one. Like a scalpel that you would use for mine. And he was a friend of mine.
And he was like, there's no way I actually fucking hit him with this thing that fucking zapped right in the back of my knee, dude. That's incredible. Yo, my hand. I went and got a six piece nugget in a junior bacon right after who shot out Wendy's sponsor.
Oh, wait, you can't because Logan was like fast food. Sponsor the knife. I like when my chicken's got right now. It's a deal.
I smelled it. It's not it's tea, right? What is it? No, come on.
Here, can I smell it? Oh, this is alcohol. Oh, it's not. I know.
It's Red Bull. It's Red Bull. Sorry. Red Bull and Vodka becomes anonymous to me.
Well, let me have a full can. She gives me allotments. Yeah, that's good. It's too charged.
Listen, guys, we talk about things for a lot of time. I want to introduce our guests. He's got three point four million followers on Instagram because he loves food. Yes.
His reality TV mainstay was become one of the leading voices in the world of fine dining. How? What? Why?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's food. God. This is big. This is big.
This is big. What up, G? Good to have you. Good to have you.
Good to have you. Dining, bro. That's boring. That's why you're great because it's not just fine dining.
Hold on. Mike, what's going on? What's going on here? Can we talk about this?
Is it still out? No, it's back. We got cheap tape down here. What's just fucked up because I'm on podcast in a while.
That's for some shit. I was expecting gold mics here. We got one gold, Mike. Hey, by the way, he says you're selling his phone as Mike loves Zach.
I know I love Zach forever. So many people, it takes a little bit of a while. It took him like two years. By the way, I want to take the jacket off.
So I'm going to say, you know, Disney's like the happiest place on earth. This is the horniest place on earth. So I wore this jacket for you guys. Wow.
It takes you in. I didn't have to blur you from your neck down. Well, I see vaginas. I'm taking it off.
I'm taking it off. What is a group of vaginas called? It's a pod. A school of a giant storm.
A troop. A trope. Who knows? Hey, go to CNN.
We were in Miami. Got this big here. Pulled up in your blue Rolls Royce. Oh, the cotton candy, food got cotton candy blue.
Yep. So me, Jake. That is fire. Yeah, man, it's funny, because it's one of those situations where it wasn't a paparazzi photo, it was our friend.
And we're like, no. We're like, yo, blue go take pictures of us, we'll act like a little one. I don't actually smile in a paparazzi photo. No exactly.
Oh, is that your rule? No, I just don't know. I feel like that's always been the thing. I don't know.
It's just like if you smile, I feel like you're desperate. Are you? Wait, really? Yeah, it's weird.
So you try to act hard if I don't know? It's been a long time now. It's been like years and since forever. How long has it been?
You've been in the limelight. You know, the biggest TV show on the Kardashians for like 10 years now? It's a long time. Are you still best friends with Kim?
Yeah. That's awesome. It's a book tour today. She's off the road.
She's off the White House. Like, seriously? Yeah, it's crazy. I'm at Logan's house with the White House.
Oh, hold on. It might be a nice little guy. It's a nice little guy. Yeah, yeah.
This house is White House. It's the number one podcast. It is. It is.
Number one podcast. The mics were. I'm 99% and mics late. Yeah.
This is great. Yeah. Did you see the thing yesterday he spoke at this convention? I guess behind him, they snuck in the words 45 as a puppet on his.
They did. And they had the two Eagles, which are like the Russian kind of like thing. Russian shit and golf clubs all in the picture and he was speaking in front of it for hours. And no one.
He got punked. We're talking about Donald. We're talking about Donald. We're talking about my glasses.
I was wearing my glasses. I didn't even know that I was. I was so light that I forgot. I was actually wearing those.
They were best made for me. I'm not sure. No, there's only one. Can you eat it?
Everything he wears is edible. We wait today. Oh, I see. I was going to say speaking of sunglasses in expensive one of ones.
I'm going to say a lot of jewelry on right now. That Rolex on your wrist is got you 100k. AP, like 100 something. And then what are these?
That's what I'm going on. Yeah, it's good to diamond because you know I'm filming all over town. So I got to keep it on. And that's the new one.
I love that. By the way, I was like, it's very heavy too. It's just heavy. It's heavy.
It's good. What do you get that thing? What's your rich? Oh, yeah.
That's awesome. You can see the bacon lettuce tomato cheese and egg in there. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Hang over.
I told him make it heavy because people try to fuck around. We'll let the curse here. Fuck around. I'm going to pick this fucking show up.
I could hit somebody over the head and I'm out. What's this? I could use that to deadlift later. Actually, I heard you're not really working on that.
No, he does. He does. He does the elliptical. Are you going to get some other games at all?
Are you part of the game? Yeah, I'm the fucking commentator because I'm like, I'm a commentator. I was the commentator. The Kardashians played the Jackson family in a softball like six months ago.
I was the freakin' commentators. Yeah, it's going to be dope with me and Fugado or the commentators. I would love to commentate, but who's there? Is it somebody worthy of comment?
How are you? It's not gonna lie. It's gonna be dope. It's awesome.
It's the who's who of influencionia. Pretty much everyone that you see on this wall, there's 100 people out in this podcast. They're gonna be on there. The biggest influencer in the world.
Summer Ray King, Batch, Austin McBroom, Rangar City. He's one of the best out of the coming boxers in the world. All that kid. The fast kid.
Youngest 19 years old. He's a homie. He's a homie. I seen some videos with him.
Crazy, right? Oh yeah. But yeah, it's going to be crazy. I love that.
So how have you done an amazing job of sort of using the worlds of food and culture? How have you done that? I've never seen anyone get excited about food as you have and your energy is so contagious. And I think that's what contributes to your success.
You know what it is? I've been posting crazy food pics since Instagram started. People are posting like, you know, shoes and fashion and all. It's not my thing.
I love clothes. I love all this stuff. But I don't want to keep posting about it. And every time I would go out, people would be like, those pancakes you posted, all that stuff.
Nothing to do with food God. Years. And I don't know. I would just find stuff that was crazy.
Then it turned into a huge business. I mean, come on, bro. What do you find this? A separate head?
A separate head? Yeah, that was a part in G. So, Gemma and I were filming for her show that's going to air in the UK because I do a lot of TV. I was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK.
It's like crazy. I do a lot of crazy shows that I would not do here. Yeah. I do out there just because it's fun and the Brits are crazy and I love it.
Do you ever eat the entire thing? Because you post a bunch of these ridiculous dishes. Do you ever eat the whole thing yourself? 99% of the time.
Really? Yeah. You know that. That's right.
I was there that night when we did all the fake paparazzi photos and shit. It was at a restaurant called Prime 112 in Miami. This is one of the merful, shaking his head. One of the best fucking restaurants in Miami.
It's not a place that you could just walk into. They go, oh, Jonathan, Jonathan, we gotta get a table right now. They start, everybody starts scrambling and they get this table at sitting right in the center of the floor and everybody starts going nuts. And he says, I can get us a salad right now that you can't get.
You can't order this out right now. They will go across the street to another place and they will make this salad, especially for me only. They went across street, they made this beautiful anti-poss salad, they bring it back. Amazing.
They bring out two pound crabs. They start bringing out all the, no, like 20 pounds. Yeah. This is like, I'm not even slapping each other with like two foot long hot dogs.
Yes. Yeah. People like chopsticks with a giant hot dog. The food, the restaurants know when the food God walks in, you better be on your best hand behavior.
You better bring the best shit out and they do it every time. Yeah. You know what it is? It's fun.
And basically the difference of food God and everybody else in food and what I really, look at that caviar and crab hot dog. That's not normal. It's crazy. Look at this.
Wow. Caviar. Black caviar. I'm talking about beautiful.
I mean, I'm like $150. It's out, child. J.I. One of those gold cheeseburgers, you know, but what do you mean I created the gold buffalo wings?
Okay. What do you mean by that? I invented them. Like gold, 18 or 19 million views on the gold buffalo wings.
So the, uh, the Ainsworth, it's a sports bar. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if we got to still like, you know, not what's happened now and craziness. It's like I want to collab with you and I'm like, whatever.
I'm like, we got to figure something out. If the sports bar, you're never going to figure it out. So I'm like, let's do gold buffalo wings because I love buffalo wings and they came up with the most beautiful, craziest thing that went completely viral. People are, of course, offended about $1,000 buffalowings.
I mean, I mean, I'm almost offended by them being offended. Why did you start talking? Fuck you. Don't fucking buy them.
Is this it? We tried a thousand old chicken wings. Why? Why did they put a little accent over the O in your name?
It used to be like that. I took it out. Food gold. So I get hit with that.
I don't have YouTube premium. I'm sorry. I'll get YouTube premium when they get me back on Google preferred and that's a deal. They were straight off.
You hear that? Google? What's happening? Wow.
This is the gold butter. Yeah. So that's actual gold. Is in the gold.
Yeah. This is actual gold butter, which is even crazy. I mean, this is really that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. I would gladly spend money for that and for all my friends.
Right. And it comes with a bottle of champagne for the thousand dollars. Oh my God. Oh, it's amazing.
Look at that. Real gold. Look. Don't fuck off.
This is it. This is one. This is like the last one. So they sent it to me and I was like, what I saw it.
I was like, we need them and they're like, we'll deliver it to you. This is Jonathan, me from the TV show, pre food God. I got these bagels. They came to my house.
I was like, what the fuck? I've never even seen anything like it. That's how I react to food. It was so crazy.
I put this up. The guy had to shut the store down to rebuild because the lines were so big. See people don't understand this shit. I've said since day one, there are two things that if you can align yourself with culturally on the internet on social media, you will win.
Pets and food. You took the food route and you fucking ran with it and it is so like how many of your videos have gone completely viral. people know me around the world. So when I go to London and there's like all the Saudi's there, they all freak out.
We still just think, we're going here because of you. And I said so many people go to places, I dictate, like what could be a hot spot. I can make someplace, if I go like five times in a row, I can make a place like a real sicot spot. Can you ruin a place?
A destroy. I destroyed one place, not on purpose, but they sent me off so bad. It was a chicken place in Miami. I was with my mom, it was New Year's.
So we get to the place, the car's waiting outside. I'll be up like 15 minutes, 40 minutes, 40 minutes. And I burned the fuck up. And I just complete the sic, they're out of business.
I didn't mean to do it. They call that. They're out of business. They're out of business.
How the fuck do you make somebody wait 45 minutes for a fucking fried chicken? Oh no. Like nothing. And I'm like, it's New Year's.
My mom's got to get dressed. I got to go. And it's like, it was a disaster. Very rarely do I get set off.
You think, do you make people quiver when you walk in there? I'm trying to get a little nervous. It's like over the top to the point where I'm like, really. Well, when we were at Prime 1 12, and you were like telling off the waiters, because they were like, we're like, a little, remember we had like a 30 minute problem, because like there wasn't a table.
And they were like, yeah. And like, quite honestly, they kind of bow down to you. Well, first of all, I'm very polite. And I do go there all the time.
So that's like home. So they know. But shit, that you tape again. Motherfucking.
I mean, what's happening? I'm like, I'm like, is it this? The audience is left the room because he's so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed. Oh, I didn't hear you, Mike. Which is, I love that. What?
Anyway, by the way, I'm so nice to wait. Like I hate people that are not nice to waiters and stuff. I'm really uncomfortable. People are not nice to waiters and stuff.
So I'm very polite. You know, until it gets to a certain point where things go really downhill. But like, you know, I eat out every single night of the week of the year. Where does all this food go, man?
You're sitting next to me. You're looking great. You look pretty slow. Not really.
No. Like you walk from one restaurant to the other and then like somehow magically sheds everything. I don't walk. But you walk to the Rolls-Royce.
You float to the Rolls-Royce and then float into the restaurant. I park inside the restaurant. I park inside the. No, you know what it is.
It's like, they know that if I'm coming and I'm going to post about it and my audience is not people that want to see funny videos, they're not people that they're from around the world wanting to know where to go and what to do. Like, make an effort. It's good for you. You know what I mean?
It's good for the restaurant. Like be smart about it. If I own the restaurant, I came in. I'd be like, let me make sure it's perfect.
So, you know, that's the part I get frustrated about. That feels like a warning or like some caution to business owners out there. Know the influencers that are in your vertical. Know the brand celebrities that are in your vertical.
If you're in the food industry and you've got restaurant in New York City or LA or Vegas, you don't have to know about sports. You don't have to know about the best book models on Instagram. But know the food guys. If you want a pizza shop in New York, know the president of Barstool because it's going to come to your place.
Know these people. You want to be successful. Like influencer is happening. You can keep fighting as much as you want or you can just fight.
He's fighting it. He's fighting it. But like, you know what? It's going to be an ice cream truck bigger and better.
And when I see it, I'm going to blow it up so the line goes around the corner. He's going to have to shut that down and open up an ice cream bus. So, there's some guy that says apparently he's here in LA, some guy and he says that influencers call him up all the time to get free ice cream, which is $4. Fucking those influencers should be thrown out of the influencer community.
So, for $4, they're asking for free ice cream. So, he is fed up with it and he put up a sign that influencers pay double because he's so so... He says, influencers pay double. Look it up.
Look it up. I'm too too. No, it's on this. One, how this started.
In LA, everybody thinks they're an influencer. So, I can see where his plane comes from because every girl on Santa Monica comes up to a truck and they're like, I have 8,000 followers. I'm an influencer. She's giving a size.
For free. Two, this actually seems like a kind of cool move. Look at the press it's got. You know what I'm saying?
It's got a lot of press, which is great. But don't start a movement. And then every, of course, the commenters are so excited. They're like influencers are...
No. Uh-uh. You know what it is. We truly don't care if you're an influencer.
How many followers do you have? We will never give you a free ice cream exchange for a post on your social media page. It's literally a $4 item. Well, now it's 8 dollars.
High-suck influencers are gross. Wow, look at this guy. And he made his sign. Nice, too.
I wonder who these influencers are. That's a real... He just got out of juts. Imagine you're the picture on that thing.
No, horrible. But also imagine me the influencer was like, oh, I'll post it by your ice cream if you give me a for free. Right. Because you don't want to pay the $4.
Right. At that point, it just read the sign, bro. You're ruining my situation. I'm a sport.
Like Michael. Micro influencers are becoming very... It's a big thing. It's one of the more localized and more specific.
They're highly engaged. But good luck with the next ice cream truck. I'm going to ask, there's two types of people. I think I know which route you go.
But there's two types of people. The one who's like, say your state comes out and it's not quite done the right way or say like your burger is missing the bacon you asked for. Right. Are you going to tell them that the burger is missing the bacon?
Because like... Yeah, of course. I don't have the balls. I can never.
I can never. He's right. I'm with you, by the way. I'm like, how is it?
I'd be like, this is for now. They don't. Oh, no. How did you do this?
And she walks away and I'm like, oh! I like to tell her gently and it starts really slow until the point where she even admits how terrible the mac and cheese is. That's where I go. That starts really slow and then it goes really fast.
My problem is like, I don't... The waiter is just a liaison. She's just the middle man. I'm about to like...
No, they take it in the waiter. But she takes it. They always take it. Especially if you're paying for it and you order something, it's the same as me taking it personally when she gives you the bill with that bacon on there.
That's not fair. But she's not crying about, oh my God, I'm so sorry I charge you for the bacon. But I'm like, you know... I do everything with jokes.
Sometimes the waiter will come up and be like, I do mac and cheese and I go, I'll be honest with you, this is some of the best mac and cheese I've ever had in my life. And by best mac and cheese I've ever had in my life, it's absolutely fucking terrible. I don't ever want to come to this restaurant again. I'm a great idea for you guys.
You can tell if it's frozen mac and cheese, it will be really good. Or just simply burn your restaurant down and get the insurance money and start a new business because it's fucking awful. And for all the major food connoisseurs out there, is there a restaurant? I'm sure you have a top three top five.
That is by far, hands down the best I need to go to before I die. There's a restaurant here in LA which is like a hidden secret. It's called Totaraku. It's like disguised as a Mexican closed Mexican deli.
I don't even know what it is. It's hidden. It's the best meat in LA. It's such a sick place.
You can't even get in. There's no phone number. I even have a pain in the ass time getting in. How do I spell this?
I want to get it. Oh my God. Two raccoons. One more.
One more. No, no. I think I think I think I think I think I'm on. Oh, wow.
Is that it? Is this the restaurant? It's not you getting in the restaurant. I was like I'm a raccoon.
I'm not a raccoon. I'm also a raccoon. I'm a raccoon. I'm a raccoon.
I ate horse meat. I ate horse meat. I ate horse meat. It's legal.
It was horrible. It's fucking veiny. I wonder why they still do it if it's bad. They love it.
They love it. I keep slamming on. I keep slamming on. They like the horse horses.
It's an acquired taste. They don't have to tell a Kanye and suck it up. Have you been dog? Sick.
I'm just. Hold up. I put them on pretty sick. You can't just eat a horse.
Well, people eat horses. dogs and email him. He's fuck. Yeah.
So am I really that fucking safe? Yeah. Lisa Vanderpug. The address is.
He's our first guest. Tell Spencer that he's not perfect. No. Sorry, Mel for it.
Oh, yeah. For buddy and sunders asking fucking for your hate. Wow. Well, I'll just finish it off.
Hey, you never know, man. I got a huge question for you. I got to ask you the biggest question I ask a lot of people. What is your favorite moderate speed burger place?
And what I mean by, okay, do you already know how to answer it? Great question. I can't because I don't have a deal. I have a huge.
That was in restaurants called Burger Rim. They're literally like they're on sunset. It's called Burger Rim. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. So they're everywhere. So they're 450 open right now. I just did a photo shoot.
That's why I'm here. So that's the best one is what it's great. It's just a fast food. No, it's great.
It's a fast food. No, it's great. It's a fast food. But in New York, we have a place called JG Mellon.
There's only two of them. And it's to me the best burger ever. Really? I mean, it's insane.
Yeah, it's like an old bar for like 50 years old. Because I'm a huge Shake Shack proponent. Yeah. I just don't even matter if I'm trying to keep them.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, how about steak then? What's your favorite steak house?
Oh, RUGERS or what? Lugers? No, so rockoon. I wish I had a RUGERS right now because that's all right.
I mean, I tried. How do I spell it? Maybe. To R?
Okay. Oh, okay. Oh. loot stake.
Hold on. This place doesn't exist to it, right? I mean, damn, I'm never getting into best secret take place in LA. Let's figure it out this way.
We make it a fucking game for you guys. That's gonna be fun, bro. First person to find it gets a million dollars. So now, oh shit, came up.
Wow, wow, I can't believe that. Wow, cool. 49 stars out of five. By the way, because no one's been there.