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It's the theme song, honey bones. When did you do that? We did it in the bathroom. Not our bathroom, the kid's bathroom.

Oh. Here in our Airbnb. I recognize. I guess with the theme of this episode of Raw Impressions is, well, it's not entirely devoted to, it's a small world.

I don't know what it, what? I don't know what it will be devoted to, but we will talk about Disney. Let's do it. Do it.

We didn't fully do Disney. The bar-lows did as much Disney as we could. It was a partial Disney do. Why was it partial?

Because there's so much to see. There was so much to see and so much to do, and we only did a little bit of it. I did have a lot of, like, I don't think I talked about this with you, but I did have a lot of quiet, pre-gaming anxiety about certain things, like walking all day, my feet, my back, carrying shit around. I was working through a lot of that pre-gaming, but I will say, once we were at Disney, it's like a well-oiled, well-oiled machine.

You don't have to worry, guys. It's all done for you. You just don't have to go, where's the parking? You don't even, listen, you don't even need a map.

You just get on the freeway and you go toward Anaheim and then the signs will tell you. They just direct you right into a little parking ramp and there's people, there's a million employees at Disneyland, a million. That's a little bit of an exaggeration, but there's painting. Disneyland is well-painted.

It's like clean. It's very clean. The employees are present. I was really, I was really impressed, guys.

Disneyland is a well-oiled machine. A well-painted machine. That too. The employees, I mean, God, I'd love to have like a little chat with a group of Disneyland employees, but I have to say, if they're putting on face, they put on good face.

I feel like... Disneyland definitely gives good face. They do. There's so many people who work there and none of them looked pissed off or dead-eyed or, you know, just even that like, ugh, they all just kind of looked like, yup, I'm here, I'm on the job, and either like kind of into it even.

I mean, people, I saw Disneyland employees singing along like in a non-aggressive manner to like the music and things like that. There's a lot of really interesting aspects of Disneyland. It's a wild place, guys. Disneyland, I felt...

You know what? I'll say this. I felt like a real newbie because once I stepped into the happiest place on Earth, I realized I knew very little about the power of Disney. And we, our family, was not adorned in Disney where...

Is he happened to have these tiny little Mickey or mini earrings that she had gotten? I don't remember where I got them actually now, but they were not Disney related. Maybe I got them at Target and she knew she had them, and so she put them on to wear them to represent that day. But we almost looked like escaped, I don't know, like prisoners or something, because we were just in like plain clothes.

We were plain clothes at Disneyland. We were like a plain clothes officer. Super rare. Very strange there.

Really rare. Extremely rare. One of the only non-Disney shirts I saw there. Truly.

Was a man wearing a shirt that said, Lions Not Sheep. Oh. Which it means he's kind of like a... What does that mean?

It's kind of a right wing thing. Oh. They're Lions. Not Sheep.

Kind of QAnon. What's he doing at Disneyland? Well, that's what I was wondering. What are you doing here?

I wanted to see him waiting in line somewhere. That was my dream. I want to see that guy in line. Right, being a sheep.

Yes. But I didn't see him. Baby, you're going to have to wait. This lion is going to have to wait in lines just like the rest of us.

But other than that, almost everybody. And you know what? You're going to exaggerate here a little bit. Okay.

You know, 99.9% of everybody there. Yes. Except for us. Except for Izzy apparently.

I didn't know that she was adorned. I would like to say the Varlos were 100% non-Disney that day. Just not the case. Well, those were not official Disney merch.

Those were like from Target or something. I don't know where I got them. Okay. So I guess in a way we were because the people there, that was actually, wouldn't you say, that was like Disney merch.

What? What people were wearing. Oh, no. They were where everybody was wearing.

They arrived. They arrived adorned. Exactly. I was like, what did they, I mean, did they change?

How did this happen? It was so crazy. And if it wasn't just like straight up like mousiers on them, it was like so movie related to that. Oh, the family has a theme.

Oh, yeah. Every family had their theme. Yeah. Some people were really into Groot.

Right. I know what a Groot around there. I really like Groot. What's up with Groot?

What is it? Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh. Henderson and I were in line for the Haunted Mansion for about an hour and 15 minutes.

Oh, poor, poor things. I'm so sorry. He wanted to go to Space Mountain. Yeah.

But it was kind of an equal weight. It was like 16 minutes on each side. Yeah. You know, either Space Mountain or Haunted Mansion.

But I was like, oh, we got to go to the Haunted Mansion. This is classic. We got to go to the Haunted Mansion. And I didn't really want to ride a roller coaster that threw me around.

Mm hmm. Because they're older roller coasters. Matterhorn. The Matterhorn beat us up.

It's old. It's actually quite old. I looked it up. I got off the Matterhorn and I honestly thought my shoulder was dislocated.

I was like, why did that happen? Yeah. So anyway, Groot. Everything was, everybody was just shamelessly adorned in Disney gear.

It was like the cult of the cult. That's what you're saying. You didn't realize the power because there were so many people there that were just like Disney devotees. Yes.

And I had no idea how diverse the wardrobe offerings are. And also, so just to put this all in context for y'all if you're listening, we are on a family trip here in Southern California. We are currently staying in Pasadena right on the border of Altadena. Yeah.

We like to come back here. I didn't come back here to play any shows, although we did end up playing. We did do one live podcast, which I'm sure you've already listened to. You dedicated listeners.

We love you. Mm hmm. I love you. Oh boy.

Anyway, I'm a little Randy right now. I've had some wine and wagoo steak from Arawon. You're beefed up. What?

You're beefed. Let's get back to Disney. So anyway, we only had one work thing, but it was fucking fun and great. It wasn't.

It wasn't. It didn't count, but it all happened. Yeah. So one of the days I was like, we got to go to Disney.

We got to take Disney to Disney. Disney needed to see Disney. Yeah. It's true.

It's true. And holy shit, she was girl soaked it in. Okay, guys. I mean, you might have picked up a little bit of who she is by listening to the podcast or following us on Instagram.

A spirited child. She's very spirited. And she knows how to go all in. And she's not going to like show up to Disney and go, it's okay.

No. No, guys. She's going to go there. And she's like, oh shit.

I am now Disney. Izzy is Disney. So I want to talk top threes. Okay.

Let's do it. Top threes. Yeah. I want to talk about Hendricks is our 14 year old son.

What's this top three? Top three. Top three. Good or tough?

Disney. Top three. Good. Okay.

We didn't go bad. We're positive. We're guessing. He's in his room in the Airbnb right now.

Yeah. This is top three. Yes. The president.

But when you see the animatronic Lincoln. This is near the entrance. Yeah, you go through the entrance and you go to the right, almost right away. And there's this theater that you go into.

What does it say on the outside? I can't remember. It's like the president's. Hall of presidents.

Something like that. He's the only one there. It's a good kind of a drab building. It's actually one of the only drab looking buildings on the outside.

It was like kind of a tan color. Okay. Well, anyway. So, Hall of presidents.

There's only one president. And you know what I'm pretty much okay with Lincoln being the only president. Oh. Okay.

You know, for the United States. You go in and you watch the doors open and then like there was like five of us waiting for this. I mean, the least populated attraction at Disney. That's true.

There was nobody in there. And you go in and you sit in this big theater. I was not there for that. You were there.

Izzy and I popped in and then she was like, I gotta go. She needed many ears. Go see it right away. She was like, I need to acclimate.

She would she would have been bummed because when those doors shut their shut. By the way, it's like entering like a chamber. The door shut all at once. Again, they're like, they're like welcome.

You feel like you're just locked in here and then you're going to. So Walt Disney had a thing for Lincoln. Okay. And he had Gregory Peck do the narration, right?

Of the video about it or? I think you're thinking of the Norton Simon museum, actually. Anyway, that's a whole other thing. Gregory Peck did the narration for the Norton Simon.

I'm mixing my tourist. You are mixing your things here. Whoops, the doops, the guys. Sorry.

Norton Simon being a wonderful museum, very close to us here in Pasadena. True. Anyway. Nevermind.

Wow. I don't know. It's, you know. No, the narrator for this film was actually the Disney narrator that I remember from my youth.

Every Sunday there was a show, I can't remember what fucking network. Oh, I don't know. Anyway, there was a wonderful world of Disney which showed an hour, it was an hour long show. That's fucking guessing.

It was Sunday night. It was amazing. They showed every week there'd be an hour long Disney film which could be anything. It could be like animals in the forest.

It could be an old Disney short, whatever. Anyway, sidetracked. We're talking about Lincoln. An animatronic Lincoln.

Offed a parodied on the Simpsons and other things. Anyway, this meticulously preserved animatronic Lincoln from the 1960s stands up from a chair and delivers a speech to the audience which you're in this like closed door room. Yeah. It's supposed to be full as we listen to.

A couple other nerds. A couple of nerds. It's amazing because it's sort of wonderful illustrated beginning and tells you, you know, this voice of Lincoln comes in and tells a story of his life and then the animatronic Lincoln stands up and tells a really chilling tale of civil war that is relevant to this day. Luckily it did not trigger an anxiety attack in me because it was very relevant, very intense speech about how pretty much like racism is the worst enemy of a democracy.

That's pretty much what Lincoln says. He stands up and says like, look, either you're all in for democracy or you're going to, it's suicide. He literally says suicide. Wow.

Like if we are not in for democracy for everybody, we will commit suicide as a democratic nation. It's an intense speech. That's right. Then he sits down in his chair.

Wow. A fucking bald eagle flies across the, not only flies across the screen but if you watch it, it actually tracks all the way around the hall. Oh my God. It's fucking amazing.

Wow. And the door is open. It's only, and the great thing about, and it's the whole thing about Disney is it actually caters to the American short attention span. Walt Disney was a genius and that he knew the attention span.

Yes. Because every ride, everything is like, pretty tight. Right. Right.

Nothing is too long. That's true. And nothing is too long and I'll say this too. Nothing is too short.

That's also true. Yeah. That's also true. That's also true.

That's also true. That's also true. That's also true. That's the genius of Walt Disney.

Yeah. I found you on Main Street, Disney Main Street. Near the Walt Disney statue. Yeah, we did.

And then I was able to show Hendricks a feature of Disney that was revealed to me a secret, a Disney secret that was revealed to me by Dale Crover. My second visit to Disney was with the Crover family. Dale Crover, I mean, guys. Dale and Maureen and his wife Maureen and their two kids, Scarlet and Cassius.

Huge Disney devotees. They have the annual pass. They have the annual pass. They have the annual pass.

They have the annual pass. They have the annual pass. They have it, they have it. They have it, and they have it.

It's the only transfer. They have it. This is the only way that the couch animals are. They play cheap walkers.

They have to go before they play a box and say, Hey, this is a thing that they're saying. I'm not gonna pay for this one. Right? I'm not gonna say this one.

I have a lot of people going for these songs. This is the one thing that it's going to happen to me. I love it. Yes.

I love it. I love it. I have two children approximately the same age. They're children.

We went there when the kids were little. Dale, one thing that he showed me. Talk about that later. We won't but people feel free to ask me about uber Iverx.

Yeah, let's get these Disney fans all over this pot guys Anyway, so if you stand at the right Angle on the side of looking at these get sketchy statue that Mickey's nose represents waltz erect penis if you see it from the right angle and I was able to take my 14-year-old son To the exact spot that Dale Crower took me Years like a beautiful rite of passage years ago. Look at that over a decade ago. Dale Crowver amazing drummer And also just a nice person guys. Yeah, I met him.

He's a nice guy I was able to to reveal to Hendricks at the correct angle Mickey's nose representing Walt Disney's robust erect penis. I did it. Yeah, okay. I was like, that's too low It's it's it's there enough to please any guy any man boy boy Or a man with a good boyish attitude.

You're like sure I mean the the erect penis is more or less emerging from waltz thighs Fye you could probably if you try to find the right angle to make it really look like an erect penis But anyway, it was a seems like dales got to take you back to Disneyland It's a secret of Disneyland. It's a satisfying one. Hendricks appreciated it. So is that his number two?

No, it's not his number two. Okay. No, no his number two was after we came out of the uh And then actually number two is a perfect uh the number two is that when we were waiting we were trying to find y'all Um, we saw a horse coming down Main Street and the horse took a huge shit right in the middle of really downtown Main Street Disney big, you know, hey sloppy horse dog Filled green dump and a man with and a man with uh wearing Birkenstocks stepped in the dump. Oh, no So that was Hendricks's number two number one Lincoln number two The horse taking a dump Number three for Henderson this number three I don't think he really noticed in oh, it was probably But it wasn't a full step.

Especially wearing a Birkenstock anyway, but get the number three number three was the She's yes, after we had waited for fucking ever to go through the fucking haunted mansion Oh, you did you guys really clapped some time there in that line and I can go on about this too It's not the original haunted mansion. This was the Tim Burton haunted mansion So the themed one for the holidays, which is fair enough, you know, but I like the original Disney stuff Yeah, the original things because they're so incredibly creative what they did with what is now would be considered limited technology They created wonderful illusions using you know, just basically just cutting things up and using the right? I mean, it's amazing. Mm-hmm primitive.

What we would now consider primitive technology to create these Since he got out Bad things keep happening. Cape Fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why when I want to hurt you? Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Why and Academy Award nominee any items? He's coming after my family Cape Fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV realities anyway, we saw a man holding his toddler By his abdomen as the toddler vomited And almost a complete circle and the man was holding the toddler just so the toddler wouldn't not vomit in the stroller And there were so many strollers at Disneyland.

Oh, yep He strategically pivoted, you know circled held the toddler as it vomited in a circle of like chunky Creamy vomit in a circle. Okay, but just doing it so none of it got on the toddler None of it was on the stroller none of it landed anywhere It was it was very skillful what this father did and you know, what's the word kudos kudos kudos for this father And Hendricks and I were thrilled that not only that we see that we see a horse the reality of a real horse taking a real shit In this land of fantasy, but we also saw the happiest place on earth the happiest place on earth We saw the best just maneuvered strategic vomiting that i've ever seen Wow, so only one of your top three things at Disneyland of california involves an actual attraction that's at the park Huh? Well, that's great. Okay, so That's andrix.

Wow I need you to talk now. Oh, I need you to talk. Oh gosh. I don't even know how to possibly follow that.

That's so Incredible Once you guys, you know in the very beginning once you veered off into the the Lincoln show Is he kind of turned into the pulling mom's arm show for a little bit into the the place right next door where they sold all the armor by the fingers? Well, you know a real finger pulling I was trying to be kind of working. I was giving her the arm I don't you know so it was a store that was dedicated to the ears the mini and the Mickey ears or the mini ears or is it just the mini ears? Well, they're both they're both.

I don't know guys, but there's a shit ton of ears or they all have different themes and I This this whole day at Disneyland was like a real Exercise and just letting go and saying like you know, it's all gonna get taken care of someday What you know what I really appreciated what before our Disneyland adventure what what you said from the outside? You're like this day. I'm gonna let go. Yeah, I'm letting this day go wherever it goes Yes, which I thought was like a really self-aware and also like a really good place to start when stepping through the gates Because almost anything can happen when you're going to the happiest place under that's a lot of pressure Well, I I think I decided so I decided to go in with for myself Nothing I wanted to see nothing I wanted to do I just wanted to be completely available to follow no leading just merely follow the whims of the children And so that's kind of what I did and I have to say it's a good way to go You know because if you're fighting a seven-year-old I'm trying to like get to a certain thing or do a certain thing I don't know about y'all seven-year-olds, but that would have been a hard hard-ass day Okay, and so for me I just went in and I was like, hey, you know what?

I'll just see what Izzy wants to do It's fine And so anyways, we're looking at yours and I'm realizing quickly that this is going to be kind of my first purchase Of the day I thought that credit card I was like, okay, here we go get ready Um, and you know none of the ears had prices on them So I just I was like how crazy is this gonna be like how much is this going to be? So if you don't know everyone I'll tell you Uh, she wanted to buy ears for her and ears for me. So we would be matching and I already know I hate wearing things like that because they hurt my head like you know when you wear a bad cheap headband They hurt your behind your ears and of course he's hurt too. Of course.

So anyway, that doesn't matter It's not about me. So I put on the fucking I was like, I'm gonna get the traditional ones I'm gonna get the traditional mini ears the black ones with the red bow great And she got these really cute like pink ones with the bow which happened to like match her outfit It was very sweet. She wasn't incredibly coordinated for not for not being prepared for disney know for us as a family Not in any way preparing for Disney Izzy was really she had a really nice pastel vibe Happening like pale pink pale green anyway, so I go up to the register and I happen to say the woman I don't know why even bothered because you know I was just like so I don't see a Price tag on those. I was just kind of curious as to she's well those are like I can't I think they were like 36 dollars and 75 cents What the fuck?

In saying all right. Let's just be real six bucks for two years. It was like 70 dollars. What?

Yes, it wasn't 36 for two. It was seven. Oh dear lord And I and I was like it I can't oh my Okay, so I'm thinking like how much interest is this gonna be if I don't pay us off right away? I'm a credit card.

So Okay, so basically Disneyland when you walk into Disneyland, it's like we've all just made this silent agreement We've signed this contract where we say hey, we've all got the money for this Do we have the money for this? No, but we're all gonna pretend like we do and we're all just gonna pull out those credit cards and just charge away Because it's like it's like you don't have a choice. It's like you walk in the options are gone. There's no other options It's only Disney.

It's just Disney. It's the cult of Disney. Okay, so that's my my little side note on that After we purchased the Mickey the mini ears took a selfie moved along down main street I bought some kettle corn and a cookie that we have an eighton for like seven dollars and sitting on our counter at our Airbnb just Shaming me. So then we made our way down and wait.

What's what's the point of this my top three? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, okay. Oops.

I forgot. Okay. My top three is it my top three or Izzy's? Well, I can tell you Izzy's number one for sure was the bibbity Bobbity is that right?

Bipity Bobbity Bo-tique. Thank you bipity Bobbity Bo-tique Um and again, this is all that agreement that I talked about earlier where we just we have the money The money is just there. I don't I don't know we're gonna just all decide we've got the money to do this She became a princess everyone. She became bell bell from Beauty and the Beast within one hour Snarled hair uh was somehow disappeared and lacquered into just a high round donutted bun on her head and sprinkled with fairy dust and she had lipstick on and yellow gown and A wand and shit and then they like took her picture and they handed me the photos and she's like in a carriage and there's So that was definitely her number one.

That was her number one. Oh and she met bell She met bell on the way to her photo shoot and it was just why oh we were just like in this again This machine we were in the Disney machine just dutifully moving along like I have to interject Yes, go ahead. I have to interject a little bit about the princess thing. Okay.

Go ahead It's amazing that you sell bell for one thing it was amazing That you trapped her that you slowed her down because there were princesses rushing Yes throughout the premises they move quickly with children chasing them for instance At one point is he and I saw a Rapunzel and we began chasing Rapunzel literally running lu Running at full speed. Okay. We're gonna Rapunzel through Disney park And and and is he god bless her gave up at one point. She just turned around.

She's like, uh, you know, fuck this We can't we can't get her she was running through there and then this is funny. I haven't told you this yet This is this is I've got two big two big top twos. Okay. I mean other number one.

Yeah, Lincoln for sure Okay, and is he's for sure? Lincoln in the Civil War his fucking his prediction of the end of the United States amazing, but So um, so yeah, she gave up on Rapunzel, but then It's another point. I don't remember what fucking princess it was. She was she was walking super fast And this I saw these two moms standing there as the princess was going past and my mom goes Gosh, she's moving really fast and the other mom says my god.

She won't even stop for the little girls Like a mom was like she was aggressive. She was just like what the fuck the princess won't even stop the fucking talk to my daughter She was pissed. She was pissed at the princess which made me think of like how fucking funny And it must have occurred and maybe it occurs every day that where some mom is like you slow the fuck down right now Cinderella Turn around and fucking acknowledge my daughter Because they were like the princesses were like on the move they were like they were like because they were like being chased by the By the the little girl paparazzi. It was nuts.

You know what? But they were just like they wouldn't stop Those are special princesses. Those are the different princesses because let me tell you something When we were walking from our photo shoot, okay And I was just sort of trailing behind Izzy and the woman who did all her hair and her makeup and made her bell So the woman who was bringing us from the beauty salon to the photo shoot said oh well gosh wouldn't it be a Amazing if you got to meet bell on your way And I was like wow is this all coordinated and I kind of had this like moment Well, thank you for explaining this this explains it like each of the princesses has and this is my this is a guest completely theoretical They have a little earpiece. It says please report to the bibby-bopity boutique as soon as possible.

Yes exactly That's what I was thinking. I was like this is all just some big crazy Thing like where they're all connected. So yes So and I and I as I was watching her and listening to her say this I'm like wow that seems really rude to like say that when we're obviously Not gonna see bell because they just go running past you here at disney But then as we walked up bell was just kind of all of a sudden there in the courtyard and the woman Was like and look at Izzy or princess bell here's bell and I'm like oh my god Oh, and then there she was and then not only that she turned around and was like ready to like be there with Izzy And to the picture with her and was very patient with her wasn't in no rush no rush No rush yeah, Hendricks and I both were like, you know what they're going someplace they need to be yeah We saw this almost you know, I'm just gonna say I'm gonna exaggerate a little bit almost a fight There was almost a confrontation between a frustrated mother and a very hurried Determine a princess going somewhere quickly. Yeah, but she was actually going to make somebody else's day Right to keep the fucking happiest place on earth happy.

Yeah, that's hard. So how many of the princesses are there I wonder like how many versions of bell are there rolling through the park, you know? I don't know I would assume one wow Yeah, that's a big fucking job man. Yeah, I will say bell was gracious She again seemed to know hurry and just took all these pictures with Izzy and I was like how did this happen?

Well, we spent $700 and then and then $700 transforming that's an exaggeration It's not $700, but it felt like it but After then bell like is he and it wasn't even like bell left Izzy Izzy kind of like had to move on bell was like ready to be there next thing, you know Cinderella walks by and like Acknowledges Izzy as well. Wow and it's like well. Hi bell and Izzy was like hi Cinderella So she I don't I don't know it felt magical. I felt mystical.

I felt Disney money I don't know what it was, but it was just like it was really interesting So Izzy became princess bell from Beauty and the Beast which we watched recently and uh, we really enjoyed we really enjoyed So I thought it was very sweet that she became bell And then I don't know what her number two would be but I will just say my number one your number one my number one was It's a small world. Oh I was like I was actually really kind of in Disney heaven during it's a small world and I know you said that Walt make sure things like start and end not too long or not too short I will say this though. I could have actually gone even longer. Oh, it's a small world.

I was ready for more Well, the world is only so big I like how I like how there's one song that goes through the whole thing the song never stops as you sneak through on your on the boat The mill where they actually categorize this kind of ride as an old mill ride by the way Yeah, which is interesting the old mill from uh, that's my favorite the Minnesota State Fair Right in the Minnesota State Fair So I didn't know that there was actually categories of these kind of rides or that they title them or there's types of them But anyway, this is an old mill ride meaning that you're in a little boat and you float through this this uh, This landscape is all these props and things. I loved it I thought it was so epic and I thought it was very moving and I loved it I fucking loved it and it was amazing hearing Izzy next to me singing at the top of her lungs To every single song that we passed through like all the holiday songs and it just I don't know. I really liked it. I really really liked it and then I guess I felt kind of swept up.

I felt pretty swept up in the whole magical world of Disney You guys I'm wearing a Disneyland sweatshirt right now that I bought For myself And we actually didn't buy that much stuff. We did really get out of there pretty unscathed I mean we did the bibbity-bopity boutique, but we really didn't buy that much stuff I bought a sweatshirt for me um a t-shirt for Izzy some earrings for her just one pair of earrings and one necklace And I think that's it in the ears. Sorry. That's it.

But like it was pretty contained. I will say this though is that I was And I feel like the cult kind of touched me a little bit. It did. I'm a little touched because now I'm like, when do I go back and what will I wear and maybe I will wear a Disney outfit then And I want to go see this and I want to go see that and there's things that I didn't see that I want to see and Yeah, I don't know Disney and I love how close it is to LA.

It's really not hard to get there at all Disneyland What do you have to say, honey? Are you ready to wrap up or oh? I just wanted to say one thing Yes, that I missed one thing I missed was being high. Oh, I Disneyland you were like, I really wish I was jumping on some edibles right now But I really wish they had a dispensary Yeah, a dis dispensary Dispensary I was like I actually really miss I was like I think it would just it would push because I went to Disneyland high once And it was pretty great.

I will say I do think I wish the food was better. It was better this time than the other times I've been really my burger was sub Oh, yeah, it's burgers and fries. I mean I'd like a little more nuggets. I'd like some more food options Disney Okay, and I'm gonna tell you this jungle cruise cancel it.

All right. You don't need it. That one's dumb Okay, I sort of thought I know those are harsh words. I'm gonna stand by it jungle cruise You gotta go rides come and go I thought that there was there's a certain number of original rides there that I've been there for a long time But the reality is they've changed them all out Alice in Wonderland Alice in Wonderland fucking rocks.

Excellent. Keep that one. Keep that going I really want to go to mr. Toad's wild ride.

I've not done see we gotta go back And I didn't get to do the magic the teacup things Because the line is stupid. Okay. Come on guys. Also the lines stupid Disney line I certainly must be the first person to ever say that Disney line What do you think oh, you may well this is an epic episode, but it's really devoted to an epic topic I mean, this is gonna be a longer raw impression Because guys it's Disney and Since he got out bad news keep happening a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why would I hurt you?

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