The incredible story of Biggy Bratwurst and Ziggy Sauerkraut

picture biggy bratwurst on a night out somewhere in west berlin talking to a guy called ziggy sauerkraut dialogue kicking in: "i have fallen way down from the sky to here it wasn't a pretty fall and i'm not staring back up to the stars my dear i'm just staring at this wall and i'm trying to break it down with a song i've been trying all night long "i'm out here looking for an answer how about you?" "see that girl? i'm trying to romance her" "fine if you do" "don't you think it's easy as it isn't for me" i won't underestimate her don't you think she's easy cause she isn't you see i better anticipate her frown" "then why don't you break it down with a song?" "i've been trying all night long you won't see me breaking down in tears just trying to get my kicks i might wait another thirteen years it's only seventy six" "i've been out here looking for a hero if just for a night" "look," said bratwurst, "i am but a zero and i'm not too bright so i am fine to shine your light on but i am thinking of getting on a plane i am tryin' to shoot a hole in the sky i might be a lad insane so if you could lift me off with a song" "i've been trying all night long you won't see me breaking down in tears just trying to get my kicks i won't wait another thirteen years it's only seventy six"