The Last Job You'll Ever Apply For

🎧 Altered Realities: The Last Job You’ll Ever Apply For Jake Thompkins didn’t plan to become an intergalactic peace envoy. He just wanted free coffee. But after a routine neural scan mistakenly launches this laid-back underachiever into a galaxy-spanning diplomatic role, Jake finds himself knee-deep in lava love triangles, sacred bread blunders, and cosmic treaty negotiations—all without a clue what he’s doing. Armed only with good intentions and a granola bar, he becomes the universe’s most unlikely hero. This light-hearted, uplifting episode from Altered Realities is a reminder that sometimes all it takes is showing up—even if you have no idea what you’re doing. ✨ Accidental greatness. 🪐 Galactic diplomacy. 🍞 One very sacred loaf of bread. Listen now—your purpose might be waiting in line for coffee, too.Altered Realities was written and produced by Brett DeHoag with editing assistance of ChatGPT. Voices were generated using Eleven Labs, and all music and sound effects were licensed through Artlist.io. This is a work of fiction—any similarities to actual events or real persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental. All rights are reserved. Thank you for listening."Altered Realities" is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.This episode is © [2025] Brett DeHoag. All rights reserved. No part of this production may be copied, reproduced, or distributed without written permission from the creator.This episode was created using a combination of human storytelling and AI-assisted development. Any music and sound effects used in this production are properly licensed and attributed in the episode description.Thank you for listening. If you enjoyed this episode, follow Altered Realities for more mind-bending sci-fi stories. Until next time… keep your devices close—but not too close.Listener AdvisoryAltered Realities is a show that delves into the strange, the unsettling, and the unknown. Some episodes may contain themes of psychological horror, existential dread, and speculative fiction that challenge perceptions of reality. While intended for a mature audience, listener discretion is advised.If you enjoy thought-provoking, mind-bending, and sometimes eerie tales then step inside. But be warned—once you enter Altered Realities, there’s no turning back.