The Lightningrod Salesman – Dawg Fighting

7. The Lightningrod Salesman – Dawg Fighting Remember Michael Vick, the NFL player, and the dog fighting scandal? WELL, let me tell you! U.S. Senator Robert Byrd, the KKK grand wizard or whatever, was getting kinda old at the time, and made a wonderful, epic botch of his speech regarding this issue. He had many papers, with HUGE print, and there was much shuffling of them. I’m pretty sure he didn’t care this much when it was humans whom he voted to torture and kill, so I feel ok laughing at him through this fun track. I did surprisingly little editing to his speech, this is pretty much how it was delivered.