No, Jakes in that in that notorious garage. I remember he looked me in the eyes and he said, he said, Mike is going to be the person who ruins your career on the plane. Man, man, man, man. Unique New York.
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Wow. Yeah. It's really, really good. And I have a lot of T.I.
A lot of things to say. A lot of things I want to spill. Mike, first question, what the fuck did you take to our impulsive sign and please can you remove it? You guys should come up.
I completely forgot that was there. David, you were supposed to stick to this. Yo, what's good? Here's a quick.
This is vandalism. Quick, quick, quick, quick. No. Okay.
I don't have the budgets that someone like you does. This was what I was able to do as a side worked very hard. I knew YouTube show. Yes.
I'm happy to have it up there. Please be careful. I'm going to tell you something. You got to find a new spot to do it, bro.
Uh oh. Really? I'm kicking you out of the house. The house.
The house. No, I'm kicking you off the set. Here's why, dude. Yeah.
Two girls are making out. This is YouTube. It's not PornHub. Where we sit.
And as I'm watching these two girls swap spit, all I see in the background is this beautiful brand called Impulsive Design. The brand that I built. And you're just defying. Oh, I mean, we've done impulsive stuff on the show with girls making out.
Yeah, but bro, it's just different. I'm running out. Deep throughout the mic. I know, but it's not quite making out though.
I should have made out with the mic. Someone say wouldn't I just remember the first time that I tried to watch any like porn related anything I went on YouTube and I typed in the following girls making out and that's when I first saw girls making out and I don't want you to be the person providing that type of content for the youth. I just don't. What if I do a better job covering the sign?
Is that to start? Let's be honest. I got a sheet. Why don't you get a backdrop?
Fine. Fine. Well, and congrats on the new show. I'm proud.
It's going to go because it's going. She's got to start on the last episode. I think I think you said it was me. I was like, and I said, oh, the dude cheated on his wife and ruined everything.
I backed up. He tweeted at me. It was a bit like a hasty of a comment. He said, man, you want everyone that ever brings up your name to be forever like, oh, you mean that suicide for this guy?
Why are you going to grow up? The answer is probably never. I deny your hypotheses. I don't agree with this.
You want everyone to ever bring your name up to be like, oh, you mean that suicide for this guy? I don't want anything from people. I think they're going to make their own assumptions. And if I haven't provided them something else to talk about or something else to label me with, that's my fault.
I did the thing. That was my fault. If I'm just sitting on the sidelines and not hosting the number one podcast in the world, making really high quality vlogs, throwing cool events, that's on me to do something better to give them something new to label me as. So yeah, that doesn't really bother me.
Are you saying he should start making content again? Just do something that the last, your only as good as the last thing you did. You know what I'm saying? Literally only as good as the last greatest thing you did.
And if the last big thing he was known for was unfortunately cheating on his wife. What do you expect from people? And by the way, this is sort of hypocritical because this is coming from a person whose main mistakes and yes, in a perfect world, people don't call me like the suicide forest guy. But like I said, what can I expect?
How can I be mad about that? I did that. I fucked up. And so if I'm going to sit on the sidelines and hope that it just goes away, I don't believe that it will ever happen for anyone.
So do you think that what you're describing is like the answer to the, what do you call energy crisis? No, not the energy crisis. The cancel culture. Oh, cancel culture.
Yeah, man, if you cancel culture, so subjective like who, who is to, who is to literally say Logan, you're canceled. And then what am I, do I listen? Are they right? Not only if I think they're right and only if I say they're right, but as long as I keep making shit I'm making good content and being myself and being authentic, I'm not canceled.
Like sure, you can think I'm canceled, but like you're going to see my face again often because I'm still doing my shit. Yeah. I'm shit. Girl, I don't know get back on your grind and by the way, I'm sorry.
I mean that. Wait, that's it. That's the apology at the very very bottom tip of it. Yeah.
Well, no, by the way, I'm also not saying shit. Actually, wait, you're like really squeeze that back in there at the end. I'm just like, no, he's a dude. I feel like just don't cheat on your wife again.
I mean, hey, it's good to buy you. I mean, it's fine if I don't cheat on your wife. Yeah, but you know what? Oh, you want to?
You think it's OK? We're going to cheat on his wife. You know how to have a wife that's cheat on him, Art. Yeah.
What are you trying to say? You're going to be single forever and lonely. Well, I'll be with you. I'll be there too.
Ah, come on, guys. Hey, guys, we have an event. And I think I posted the video same days as podcast. It's called the Challenger Games.
I want to talk about it a little bit, because it's going to be another really, really, really big event in internet history, basically hosting a track and field event produced by the same people who produce X Games. It's super legit, really high budget, really big sponsors with the biggest entertainers in the world, influencers, athletes, celebrities. And we're all going to run and see who's the fastest. And the winner of each event is going to get to donate X amount of money to a charity of their choice, which is really cool.
And there's going to be a donation link on the live stream. So I want to raise like millions of dollars for charity. And I think it's just be fun to throw another YouTube event, because I did it with the KSI fight, as you know. You've got to be stealing $40 million in my pocket.
But yeah, it's going to be huge. July 27th, keep an eye out for that. Tickets once they'll say July 1st. Hey, can you guys tell that I'm going to be sick?
It's going to be sick. You were sparring before? Can you tell I'm exhausted? And I'm not sure now.
This all has been stuff for my life. And I feel, unfortunately, similar. I feel like we got to, how about some sort of rally? Why do you feel crap?
Because I was up late doing the night. I had a work lesson. I worked the night shift. Like my live vlogs.
Really quick. Can we do some sort of rallying cry? We'd have to, because you know Impulsive Fans, when I spar, I just get drained of energy. Just fighting the dude in the ring.
By the way, yo, you're boy the good today. Sneaky with a little bit of truth. Should we just, what's the rally cry? I don't know.
What do we do? Should we scream? Do a breath work? Let's do five breaths in.
Five deep breaths in and five deep breaths out. And then scream, right? OK. I'll let him spin my gun off for this.
Hey, audience, do this with us. No matter where you are, I'm sure it's probably held. Give him a little bit more. So when you breathe deep in, it's called the back of your throat, not like the front of your mouth, back of your throat in all the way, and then out.
But don't push it out. Let it just fall on your mouth, but quickly. It's called the heart breath. It's a heart breath.
It's a crazy heart. Shout out to the other. OK, so look at this. Look at this.
There we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
One, two, three. Stream. Whoa. I'm stupid.
I had a red. I feel like I did drugs. Oh my gosh. I had a girl.
I was riding on a bird scooter. I thought you should have said something around. I had a girl. I was riding on a, and I was like, where's it going?
I was riding on a bird scooter with a girl. And I was in the back. And by the way, dangerous. I was like, I'm going to try this at home because if you fall and you and the girl, nothing grants my gears more than seeing a girl fall.
It's my pet peeve and I don't like it. I feel so bad. I never know what to do. I'm not done.
So anyways, I was riding the scooter and went past the group of wily young teens. I wanted to slap my ass at girl, slap my ass when I went by. And I thought I just got sexually assaulted. How do you feel about that?
It wasn't cool. I mean, you know me. I'm fine with it also. But there's a lot of people that probably wouldn't be fine with that.
It was almost like, I can't remember the last time I've been like touched like that or groped. And it happened. Did you take it as a compliment though? I wasn't like a compliment at the time.
I wasn't sure what I should do. Do I flip a bitch and go back and say, hey, don't touch my butt. He said flip a bitch. I didn't say that.
Dude coach. If it was a dude that slapped a chick's ass big. No, no, no, no. He's game over.
There's some shut down Pac-Man dies that fucking arcade explodes. Yeah. Okay. Which by the way, rightfully so.
But we've really entered into some some squishy turf. Well, here's why, is it, I make it back for this, but for some reason, it just counts to three. I don't think that bad. Okay.
Jett can cut it. I did for some reason it didn't bother me. Like probably most girls would be bothered. I was violated it didn't feel like bro, you know, I play football, right?
So my coach when I senior high school, I'm always just being slapped on the ass by dudes and even sometimes girls. So it's like a lightful when it's a girl and not some overgrown beard advanced. That's right. Yeah.
Did she slap or did she grab? It was a bit of both. The grab is where you enter into that territory. It's like red zone.
Yeah, that's a red zone. Yeah, she did. It was both. It was impressive too, because we're probably hitting like eight nine miles an hour dude.
That's a quick smile. Yeah. So she went to pop. Did you pick up any speed?
I did about a mile mile per hour. The girl who was on the bird with you saw it. Would she have been this? No, I told her.
I was like, that girl just slapped my ass. She's like, what? Is this that girl? No, no, no.
Somebody just died a Nashville on a bird. You guys see that? I, wow. It's like the first one.
I knew this was coming. I was just going to say, how is that possible? I think it's the first fatality in Nashville, but I don't know about like in the United States. I was reading there's been, there's a backlash from the Nashville like local government that's wanting to potentially ban or just put more regulations on for sure.
But think about this, there was 18 million rides in Nashville alone and only one death. On bird. On electric scooters. Because there's a ton of brands now.
Wow. 18 million. And so it's like, yeah, how many car accidents are there or deaths when there's 18 million? So we were in San Antonio.
I'd never ridden one of these scooters before. And we got on this thing before I knew what we were doing. It felt like 7, 80 miles. We were going 50 at least.
We were flying. We were flying. And I was hitting these pop holes. And by the way, I've been hanging out before.
And like, let's be honest, we've been hanging out. I'm not going to say we're doing. We've been chilling. We're sitting chairs doing things.
And I'm zooming, brows going, down the street and all of a sudden, paohole. I hit it, I kept it going. I rode through it, but imagine. Most people aren't athletic as athletic as you.
That's a fact. But imagine if I had taken a tumble, bro, and fractured my skull. When I'm riding these things, or when I was riding the other night in Hollywood, I couldn't believe how minimal the accident rate is. It's crazy.
I'm going 12 miles an hour and there's a blind spot around a corner. And I'm fearing for my life. And even more so, the girl who's riding behind me, I knew I was going to take the car first, take the car head on so that she could escape with her life. But yeah, that was the first death on a bird's goodie.
And it seems like a national, but that's why I mean those things are. The guy was intoxicated as well. That's what Mike was saying. He was intoxicated.
He took a left into like an intersection without looking. I mean, is that to be the only accident? I think it's pretty damn impressive. I mean, I don't want to discount that.
Yeah, but there might be, is there some sort of maybe like don't drink and bird? Yeah, sure. You're not allowed to. Oh, okay.
Oh, you can't. I mean, you're not allowed to drink and ride a bike. Is it the same? Is that illegal?
I'm going to take it or go to jail for that. I'm going to roll back my statement from earlier. Yeah. We're hanging out.
I was just hanging out. That's what I meant. That's fine. Maybe Judy was right, dude.
Why ride a scooter? Don't don't. Such a niche joke. But yeah, I was the whole the whole suit or ass lapping conundrum was definitely weird.
I'm glad you survived. Speaking of females, you just went on a day. Are we doing this? Are we doing this?
You indeed did this. Okay. Can I be honest with you guys? You want?
Yeah. I'm gonna cry, bro. Oh, so emotional. Oh, shit.
I'm going to cry. You see my eyes, bro? I'm emotional. I don't understand what's happening.
I'm about to say some cheesy shit. I'm about to say some cheesy shit. You're crying on the show. Yeah.
You're a therapy session? Like what you think of your inner traumas? Just let it out. About to say something so cheesy.
Get in there, bro. Here goes. Oh my God. So cheesy.
I'm cringing. Just thinking about saying it. What the fuck are you doing right now? So we do a lot of self-life exploitation on this show.
It's true. Right? We talk a lot about our lives and we open up a lot. But the girl I went on a day with is not a girl.
She's a woman. She's a very respectable, respectable, driven, passionate, independent woman. She doesn't put it up. And as much as I'd like to talk about it on the podcast for your entertainment, I think I'm going to move that relationship to my private life.
Wow. That's a very, very cool. That's a good move. We all support that.
Totally. In hindsight, I'm actually, I unfortunately do regret talking about it in the first place. Because it's like the more you hang out with someone, the more they become like, this is weird. But you know them for who they are.
They become a fully fledged 3D human versus just meeting someone for face-bounding. So when you met her for a time, she was a two-dimensional. She was just like a... So you open up, printed.
Open up your mind here, right? So when you first meet someone, you don't know anything about them. They might as well be like a 2D person to you. But the more you get to know them, they become this 3D fully fledged out complex, even being...
I'm having trouble with the comparison. When I meet people, pretty much everyone, whether I know them or not or know anything about them, they generally are in the same dimensional characters. So I never met a flop. So I said open your mind.
Like, live in a analogy. What if we jump it up to like, when you meet someone at 3D, but then once you get to know them, it's 4D. Okay. Can you guys just like, please just open your mind for one second and see what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying? I think you're asking me to close my mind. I think you're asking me to go back to the stone age. Donate his row or dimensions didn't exist.
So is his interstellar. Like, what's good? Listen, the point is when I met her, in my mind, yes, I knew she was a woman, but I didn't know much about her. I didn't know how much we connected and could relate to each other.
And now I'm like, oh, there might be something here. And I regret potentially threatening or even ruining that for... Although it is the number one podcast in the world. Like, I do got to keep a little bit of my life to myself a little bit.
I respect that. And I want to say this really quickly. While I also respect this quite a bit, I also have to say, shut the fuck up. Stop being a bitch and tell us how to deal with this.
It was awesome. It was so good. It was great. No, it was sick, dude.
I wasn't sure. Because she was going to be older and she wasn't sure too, because I was going to be younger. But there's just like that through line of connectivity that two humans could relate to and walk on. And it was awesome.
That's not a change man. Not yet. Not yet. Okay.
But to prove to you that I'm not indeed a changed man, can I give you two quotes that girls other than that girl have given me in the past two weeks that I thought are really funny? Yeah. I really like it because it's funny and I like funny things. That's good.
That was how I like me. Yeah, I do. Yeah, that is why I like you because you're funny. Thanks, Jimmy.
Yep. Well, that's fun. One girl. This is where I am 100% just exploiting my life.
One girl. I'll tell girls sometimes I have a micro penis. You know, just to gauge the water, see if they'll stay in there. Well, you said expectations real low.
Yeah, like you can only improve, right? And by the way, a true micro penis, it's like it's a condition, right? Micro penis. Micro penis.
It's a biology. It's a condition. It's just a. Exactly.
And so it calls it dwarf dwarf dwarfism. Someone actually hit me up on IG the other day and said I've got a bad case of dick dwarfism. And I said I'm pretty sure they make a cream for that. You just have to go to CVS.
I don't think the cream works. Yeah, the FDA said it didn't work. Fair enough. But yeah, so sometimes I'll tell girls that and I don't know why I do it.
I think it's because I think it's because I it's almost like a deflecting with comedy type self-deprecation thing because I have, you know, have the big truck and I'm like a big dude and sort of like a alpha type guy. And so I'll tell them just at some point in the night, you know, I have all these things to compensate for my micro penis and so I always like the gaze of reaction and see if they'll still fuck with me or if they're out and like that's something about them too. It's like a test, you know, I'm just getting my finger in the water and some girls are like, oh, no, I'm a woman and I know what I want. I'm out and some girls are like, no, really?
Let me see. Let me see. Sorry. There are girls that hear you say that you have a micro penis and they don't fuck with you after this.
Yeah. Because here's like you're saying they believe you when you say that. Yeah, bro. I tell them with 100% conviction and I don't let the joke die for at least five to ten minutes.
I stick with it. Wow. I don't I'd like to know a single girl that you're talking about. Like tell me after.
Oh, secrets. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. And she leave me.
No, that's BS. She leaves it as an out. She was about to get that. No, she wasn't from the brand.
She wasn't from the brand. What? No, no, she wasn't. And so she, you know, can I see like she only I want to like everyone that wants to see a micro penis.
And so, well, it's interesting because you're probably spreading two lines of information because people have been with you. No, it's brought out the case. And then you also have this narrative of micro penis floating around. So it's almost like there's a war of information going on around the last day.
Like here's the question. Does a little dick you have a little dick? I talked to a girl who fucked with him one time. And that was my first question.
Said, there's a little dick you have a little dick. And guess what? We heard no. It doesn't have a little dick.
Information we got. It's a facade. The whole thing is a facade. Do you think Supreme Patty is a shrimp?
Shrimp gang? I don't know. Do you like? I think I asked him one time he confirmed that he was like a black man to man.
I think so. I think so. So for some reason I could be wrong. It might just like be his brand through and through.
But yeah, so like in a backtrack here to get back to me. Yeah, lots of tangents. But in the most awkward way possible and I don't know how to like just say this, but I ended up like showing this girl, you know, and she said the following quote. Did she say that?
That's the dick of a fuck boy. And now and it's almost like shot an arrow through my heart. It's always like she knew everything about me just by the way my penis looks and I hate. I didn't know what to do.
I was like, that's a very interesting. I bet there's a there is a shit because here's the deal. We'll give it away. Here's what I'm saying.
Here's what I'll say. What does a fuck boy take a look like fuck boys? Or fuck boys because they have the ability to be one. Okay, they can go around and they could bang around across the city.
Do whatever they want. That fuck boy mentality comes from a case of BDE. Okay, so it's always the case though. But you're right.
There are other things some fuck boys are born with money, some have whatever, right? But she she saw your chochie exterior combine that with the BDE and through that formula was able to back out fuck boys in from you. I'll be honest with you. I it's funny that I can understand that like there's probably a pretty solid correlation between fuck boys and BDE and I'm talking about big dick energy everybody.
You know, there's a lot of it in this fucking house. Oh yeah, we got a lot of pipe slangers around here. Look at David. Look at that guy.
Look at that pipe slinger. I mean, you said it's German. Well, he's German after all. So, yeah, but I mean, imagine just walking in here and like this would be a great place for a plumber with all these pipes, dude.
It's pipe central in here. Yeah. Pipe colleagues. It's it's it's you ever thought guys it's too much pipe like we need some female energy poor Danny and chef Katie like I feel so bad which by the way poor Danny, she's the most pure innocent soul I've ever met in my life and she's just running by us.
Fuck it's by the way, really, really quick. I don't know how to get back. But if you do go with this girl, you you start waking up, you're crying every morning, you just become a full on little bitch dude, right? Say that happens, which I think it might happen.
That'd be awesome. Would you be willing to shave me your entire B squad? Like I mean, just fucking send them over, bro, because listen, they're gonna be they know the address. They're here all the time.
There's like 10 of them at least. Would you be willing to have them switch benches? Okay, send them to my squad because by the way, a good amount of them are girls that I want it that you stole from me. Maybe you didn't steal them, but you you took my ability to close away because let's be honest, you're fucking rich, good looking young man.
And I'm not dude. I'm old Adam Sandler and I can't even afford fucking a stick of cheese right now, dude. Okay, so can I have your B squad? That's a mess.
You go with this woman, you shave me your thought list, bro. Give him the B squad Logan. Give it. You have it.
You can have him. You can have him. Mike Scott the B squad. Wow.
I'll be in. I'll be in touch with you. You know you are only because you're so funny, Mike. I had another girl say something that I thought was really cool.
She said I'll be your homie and your bitch. I was interesting. Interesting combination. No.
Obviously. No one ever said that to me before. I was like in a really crude way. That's like kind of kind of what I want.
You know what I'm saying? Like I want a girl who can be a homie, but also be my girl. I won't be like, yo, that's my bitch. What does she mean?
What was the context behind it? Because we're talking about like relationships. Like so she's not talking about like being submissive or dominant. No, no, I think it's just like I want to be your girl.
I want to be your best friend. By the way, as far as me being single goes because we talk about it a lot, I'll make this prediction right now. The only way I ever fall out of that is because I end up having sex with someone I'm friends with. Not you guys.
So don't get that out of your fucking mind. I was a little excited. But I mean, like a girl, like for example, more whispering. Lots of whispering on this episode.
Oh, okay. And that's a weird one because it's like a guy you mixed in there too. But like, you know, there's a lot of girls in the city that I think are so dope. I want to hang out on a skateboard with them.
I can watch Flixen meet popcorn with them. I do all kinds of different things. But one thing I haven't done with them is intercourse. Right?
And so because what you're describing is a friend. A friend. By the way, a lot of them. Yeah, Mike, they're called friends.
By the way, a lot of these girls I became friends with when I back when I had only like a hundred can Instagram. And now you're popping though. I just hit 300. I've seen this time and time again.
So a lot. You know, with who the most? My good friend, George and Janko. He changed.
Something about followers made it much easier for him to get out of the friend zone with girls. So that's what I was saying. By the way, we talked about this last week when I went back to my visit to New York, when I went back and was able to excavate that dungeon that I hadn't fucking been to. And so now I think of these girls that I was friends with when I had a hundred K, I still be friends.
I'm like, yeah, like, I mean, get your followers up. Like what's wrong with you, but I'm still friends with you. Right? But now I feel like now that all this clout for all of us even, you know, and now it's like, damn, I could go back and just convert one of those friends into a lover.
Yeah. You know, right, dragon, G to fucking do you think it's just because of the times we live in like we're so used to seeing follower count as being some metric of success and like what we look well, well, it is because it can be like, yeah, like a lot of, if you're doing it right, Russ said this, if you're doing it right, you should make more money than the amount of followers you have. Russ said that on a live stream and it's maybe a little exaggerated and optimistic, but it's there's something to be said, and if you have like 20 million followers and you have not yet made 20 million dollars, you're not doing something right. Know what I have a problem with is the people who only view it that way.
So you'll talk to somebody and they're like, I'm not even going to give you the time of day if you don't have as many followers as me. It's like you're an idiot. You're an idiot. There are people that many people that do that where it's like, you're blatantly disrespectful to me.
You have no care or concern for all the people I know I'm connected with what I could bring to you and you're only concerned about followers. That's a real thing. I can't even believe that. Do I have to preface the fact that I was joking before?
Are the audience just watching and really think to themselves, like, this kid's that big of a piece of shit. He's like, yeah, possibly yet. But also, it's just like, that's you, Mike. That's joking.
One, two, imagine having that thought process of not wanting to talk to someone because they don't have their the cloud. How many followers? I can't remember exactly. How many followers is one buff at right now?
Probably zero. I don't think he has a fucking an account. You know, he does it. I don't think Kendrick Lamar has Instagram.
I don't think he does. He's k-a-dive. He doesn't need it. He's amazing.
I'm not a lot of times the coolest people. They just haven't posted since 2015 because they've been too busy just securing that. Exactly. You can't wait at all, but you're right.
It is kind of a metric where, you know, people who have follower accounts, it kind of piques your curiosity. So I think because, because, because, what is the majority of the time, there's something there. There's like a kernel of something. Yeah.
Especially when it pertains to, how do you think the difference between mostly that and also wedges of cheese? What is the difference between a woman who is a massing followers and a man who's a massing follower? So when you look at massive follower accounts on the women's side, is it because of, like, when you get to like a 15, 20, 25 million marks, there's stuff there, right? But even when you get lower, when you're in the lower zone, is it because of just their looks?
Like dudes in massing followers are totally different story. Like some have really great apps and they get it for that reason. The females you're referring to would tell you no. They tell you they're a business-minded and a business savvy and they know how to navigate social media and they know what people like.
I sort of semi-true. I sort of want to counter that with your 20-year-old girl and you're getting followers on social media and money because you're posting pictures of your body or looking pretty. You would be a moron to not pursue that. And I don't think it's hard to pursue that.
There's no, in my mind, extreme amount of talent that goes into becoming social media famous off of just your looks where the talent comes in. And if you're doing it right, is if you're monetizing that and using it as a stepping stone to do the next thing, to do runways in Milan or start a clothing line, not just become famous in social media, like especially if you're good looking, please give me a break. You go outside, you take a picture, you post it and because you look at people, what's hard is to get them to like your personality if you really want to move numbers and move people from A to B product, whatever it is. This is interesting.
Statistically, 39% of female Instagram people are using the platform. 30% of men are using the platform. It's like a 50-50 split for people who are consuming, but more women are using Instagram than men. That makes sense.
So in terms of posting, building a page, more females by 9%. You think it's easier for you to give famous or insuffamous? Insuffamous, yes. A hundred percent.
With the way that they're building it? Yes. Because there's a tried and true strategy. Here's what it is.
Ass. Ass. If you have an ass and you simply find a unit of photography to then photograph that said ass, right? Then use a device of posting to post the photograph of said ass.
This is a one, two, three process. Ass photo post. You have done very well and you'll see it all around us in the city of Los Angeles. Their ass is just floating around up and down the street.
So many. And the flower concert is going to be boppity-bop, but I will tell you this much. Unless you're some array, those asses just ain't converting, dude. They're just not, man.
I've seen some of the back ends and I'm not talking about those back ends. I'm saying I've seen the back ends on the financial side. These girls couldn't sell a roll toilet paper. Here's why.
You're absolutely right. Here's why. The girls who are insuffamous for just how they look. I'll see them, first off, how many of them, like percentage wise, would you estimate?
I'm a bit biased because the only real circle that I know are those. Yeah. But there's plenty of women who are across the media and nothing to do with their bodies. So keep it up.
That's amazing. Do more. Do please do more of that. We need less ass.
Well, yes. We don't need less. I mean, ass is great. How much is more of the other stuff?
A lot of the ass models per se that I know are trying to flip the script and do the, hey, here's me for me. But here's why. The instant models who are famous for how they look are often doing brand deals or starting a clothing line for female apparel. Yes.
When they're having 90% male audience. The one we know best, one's mentioned her name, but is that 92% to 8% right now? Wow. Wow.
That's crazy. And there was very little response because from a furniture crowd, we females are entire audiences female. And so whenever I work with an ass model who by the way has one, two, three, four million followers, it's great brand awareness, but the conversion is so low because they're like, oh, that's a great piece of furniture. But where's the apps?
Do you think that there's no bot? Do you think the, do you think that's changing with from the brand side? Are brands becoming more aware that just asses don't convert? You have to be.
But they're not brands are getting any smarter. Yes. No, no, it's all more. If you look at the brand deals that these ass models are pulling down, you'll notice that it's, it's, it's moronic.
They're not moving. The brands aren't moving fast enough. Bro, because they're still paying millions of dollars. These girls who are trying to sell women's clothing to a 92% male audience.
Like it is the biggest disconnect ever. Right. For any small startups listening, if, if you have a male oriented product, I'm trying to think of a good example. Like, what's the dollar shave club?
Dollar shave club. Yep. Get an ass model to sponsor you. That, that is smart.
The best brand that's been doing that recently. I'm, let's do this. Ass model, we keep just saying, I don't know. The best brands been doing that free deal real quick, Manscaped.
Ah, you guys have seen that. And I'm rushing the female influencer zone because they know it's all dudes and they're like, here's your, here's your brief for your content. Posing from your mirror with your ass out and put a razor on your back and then tag us with, on your ass. Like literally Manscaped, congratulations.
You, you fucking nailed it, dude. Awesome. Do you think like Steve Jobs like saw this coming? Yeah, man.
When he saw the ass, the ass wave. Absolutely. The ass apocalypse. How could he have not seen the ass apocalypse?
Damn. You just hate to see it. Or he likes it. But is it easier for, is it easier for women to get into famous?
Maybe there's not an answer there, but it's definitely, let's say that it's definitely harder for men. So by way of my way of elimination, yes, because they may be though, like I know we said it is, but like, I don't know, dude, are we, are we extremely biased? What's, what is the fast track for a male to get famous? Like you can't just show your dick.
You can't do it. Not a lot of you'll be banned. Just like, you can't slap a girl's ball. You're not a scooter.
You even show a bulge. You're fucked. You can, you can, you can show the bulge. You can do a little bulge.
Yeah, but you can't. Like, if you're just known for your bulge, it's not going to, it's not going to work out or or or or. That's just weird. Or is it?
Is it? Imagine a dude with the sickest bulge and everyone, even dudes like me are like, damn, sometimes bulge and though starts an underwear company called Bulge underwear shit blows though. This is, there's something here. If you're watching this right now and you're, you have a mat of giant cotton.
I didn't want to use dick because this has to be a big old banger, dude. And when you take pictures in the mirror, the thing's almost out the bottom of your boxers, you need to start an account called bulge man. You need to fucking start an underwear company called Bulge underwear. I genuine question.