This week's episode of the Wild Card Podcast is brought to you by video games. Video games. Again, Darrin. What's wrong, Jeff?
You don't want to replay? You guys need to get a life. Jeff, we actually already have a life. It's an extra one.
You better get the med kit. He's looking really mad. I don't think he likes it very much. We may have to go into the mandatory stealth section.
I just hope we find a rocket launcher before boss Jeff. Oh, game over, man. I'm out of here. But Jeff, this is a free player game.
I would like a different companion. This one is not to my satisfaction. I hate you guys. Man, you need to solve the puzzle to make Jeff like video games so we can get to the next level.
His level just increased. His jumping is born without my two points and he's gained the ability to see. Oh, it's like he's trapped in a maze of anger. Jeff that, nah, nah, nah, nah, doesn't make the hate go away.
Stop putting quarters any, Jared. That's not a coin slot. It looks like we've got him over a barrel. Oh, God.
Jeff's on a five star rampage. You need to stop. Jeff, I know you're really upset right now. So I hate to tell you this, but your princess is in another castle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't want to make it. Oh, man. Welcome to the Wild Card Podcast.
I'm your host, Jared Eaton, and my co-pilot's on this journey to wherever. Are my good friends? Jeff Curtis. Hello.
And Ron Blair. Yes. Yes. That is the Donkey Kong Country theme when you start the thing out.
No, that is. It's not playing after the... It's running the Victrola. It's running the Victrola.
It's still in my opinion, one of the greatest sets of music ever. That whole, the music levels and the underwater. Oh, that's beautiful. The guys from the 80s who worked for the Nintendo Corporation doing the music, the composers for the legendary, legendary people, because the big trifecta of Zelda, Donkey Kong, and Mario had absolutely perfect soundtracks.
And I think that's half of what made the music. Let's make the blast. Yeah, the music is fantastic. You'll see one day.
We'll turn you on to it, Jeff. Turn me on, Jeff. Turn me on, Jeff is actually on. I will turn you on, Jeff.
Thinking of that then, your job every week is to inform the listeners. Because, again, there are certain new ones who are tuning in right now. They're eager. They're such things.
And you need to let them know what this podcast is all about. This podcast is about braving the ice and the snow and the bitter cold to bring our special brand of edutainment to the masses. Edutainment, that's the new one. We are edutainers.
Quality content. We are edutainers. Quality content, that's right. It's about braving all of that.
We would be in a hurricane right now. Wait. No? Probably not.
Is it in power? But we will brave 18 degree temperatures. Not 18. It was 9 degrees.
What's 9 degrees? What's 9 degrees? What's 9 degrees? What's 9 degrees?
Uh, shorts. What's 9? Yeah. They probably do that.
If they've been listening to any length of time at all. I, as I left the house, I went certainly not today. Certainly not today. You got here.
It's so cold. I'm scared. I'll be wearing a chair. I'm not required to wear pants.
I'm not wearing pants. My god, it's so cold out there. It's bitter. It's irrelevant.
We're just, what's his idea? Making things that are irrelevant. Yeah. Are the real ones?
We are relevant. But we are going to share a favorite section that you guys had a little prep time for. Yeah. You're given warning of what your favorite question is going to be.
Yes, I was. Because I informed you to do not necessarily research, but be ready to answer this question. Today's favorite question is favorite quotations. And this can be something that's meaningful to you, something that's helped you in your life, or something that inspires you, or something that you think is just really fine.
Okay. I'm going to give you one. Just one. Okay.
Is that okay? I guess. I have three. But all right.
Well, that's because you're super prepared and I am me. Okay. I'm going to share my favorite quote from Winston Churchill. Oh, Winston Churchill quote as well.
I don't know. Maybe it's the same. It's is it the one where? He's got something.
It seems unlikely. Same one. Where the woman walks up to Winston. No.
Okay. You know this one. I do know that one. Yeah.
Well, the woman walks up to him and says, Winston, if I were your wife, I would poison your tea. And he said, madam, if I were married to you, I would drink it. He's got no, actually, that's something I thought you were going to go to hell. That's my favorite.
That's probably my favorite quote period of all time. Well, he's got one where a woman says to him, Mr. Churchill, you're a drunk. He's like, yes, but in the morning, I'll be sober.
And you'll still be out there. I love that one. Churchill was the best at insults. He was perfect and a Dorothy Parker.
Here's my Winston Churchill quote. Tacked is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Yeah. Yes.
That was Churchill. Yes. That was Churchill. Man, he was good.
I don't have any Winston Churchill quotes. That's you. Yeah, we accept you. What is it?
What is it? What is it? Shigeru Miyamoto quote. I use that to toss notes.
I've heard the name. You did it. No, that's good. No, here's one of my quotes.
It's a Stephen Sondheim quote. Oh, beautiful. Less is more content dictates form and God is in the details. Why does that mean for you?
Because it's all about writing lyrics. Yeah. Less is more content dictates the form. The form of your lyric is dictated by the content of what's going in it.
And God is in the detail is not enough. It's not enough to just write it. You've got to go in and get all these little details and make them work to make it. And less is more is you don't have to write a lot of words.
You have to just write it. Yeah, keep it that little stupid. Actually, Drake and I were talking about that in the wings yesterday about how young writers tend to want to go very verbose and explain everything, describe everything. It isn't necessary.
If there are unnecessary words, yeah, if there are unnecessary words in your script, get rid of them. Everything is not an important detail. Get rid of them. If your script can work without it, then it can be rare.
That's the thing. It's cutting down a script that makes it good. You've just got to cut all the fat off. Exactly.
The last one I gave about tact is always meaningful. Because I've always been trying to speak well to people. Yeah. It kind of reminds me of a character.
Do you guys ever watch House? No. You know that was based off Sherlock Holmes. No, I was not aware of House.
House. OK. And he was the one who got uncomfortable with the head by deducing what the way. And look at who his best friend was, Dr.
Watson. Dr. Wilson. Yeah, I didn't want you to know that there was a doctor.
And Dr. Wilson, the house I always say about him, he's the kind of person who can tell someone they're dying. They'll thank him. That's like that kind of tact.
I've always wanted to have you to talk to people that way. And insult students in a way. They don't realize they're being insulted. A second quote I have is by someone about whom Jeff gave a two-episode report.
Oh, it must be immediately air-heartened. Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. The soul that knows it not knows no release from little things. Knows not the livid loneliness of fear, nor the mountain heights or bitter joy can hear the sound of wings.
Hmm, that's a good quote. Even just the first portion. Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. If you want peace, you've got to be brave enough to do what is necessary to give it.
That's a good quote. Poetry is just beautiful. Yeah. Here's another quote that I've been using this week.
This comes from Kelsey Floyd's son Turner. Oh, great. It is. Sad time.
Sad time. I love Sad Time so much. He said first he played video games, then he had something to eat, then it was sad time. It was sad time.
It was sad time. It was sad time. It speaks to me. I love the term sad.
I'm going to stop using it in my daily life. Oh, it's fun. I told you the sad time is 24-7 when you were growing up. Unless you don't have emotions.
Yeah. Well, in which time it's always just leveled. I'm Virginia. That's fun.
My final quote comes from one of my favorite human beings of all time. Albert Schweitzer. Oh, yeah. He's a philosopher at the Elogian.
And there's so many quotes I've used over the years. But this is one of my favorite. Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate.
That's good. Here's another quote for me. It's from Jesus. Oh, my God.
I love his quotes. I don't like his followers so much anymore. I like his quotes. I understand that in fact.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Amen. Amen, brother. I like what Gandhi said.
He said, when do we eat? No. That was my favorite. That's probably my favorite.
That's probably my favorite. Now we're making up quotes. I do like John F. Kennedy saying we do these things because not because they are easy but because they are hard.
We take on challenges that are difficult rather than just me and or through the easy. We often face a decision in life between what is right and what is easy. Yeah. Speaking of things that are easy.
Yeah. Listen to us. This is so easy. That's what we are.
We are the Jim Croci of podcasts. I know, Deckheads, what you're expecting. Last week was a rhino zone. So clearly this is a duretta zone.
Because they're programs. Oh no. Oh no. Ron said to us all a couple weeks ago, what if we didn't have a duretta zone?
What if we didn't listen to Jared talk for an hour? How much better would that be? We all jumped on it. That would be a great podcast.
That would be a great podcast. Jared, no talking for an hour would be entertaining. Every once in a while. Every once in a while.
I like to split my fingers on the scene of the ball, throw it sidearm, twist the wrist and curve right there. So what we're doing this week. I don't have a throw curve ball. It is actually a split episode.
A split episode. Yeah. It's a third season. All three of us have a mini report we're going to give.
Which makes it a true wild card. A true wild card. It's a true wild card. It's 80 episodes.
Right. It's as big as a surprise as the ultimate challenge. Now of course because we can't be coming up soon. I don't know.
We can't be too ridiculous. Since all three of us are doing a report we're still doing it in the regular order of me, Jeff Ron. Because there's been some semblance of normality. Ron's suggestion those few weeks ago was what if we all talked about an urban legend?
Yeah. That's what I gave as an example. I said and then everybody ran with it. They were like urban legends.
Great. But I was just saying let's all three do one topic, one broad topic. And then we each break it down by taking a section of that topic. Because so many of the topics that we take like aliens or video games when I did lessons, with Nazis, all of those you could take a certain chunk of that.
You can take one element out of them. And so I thought wouldn't that be fun if we all chose one urban legend out of millions that exist out there. I don't think we'd paint this one. I would imagine something else as well.
I'd probably chose some obscure ones. I'd never heard it until a few weeks ago. If this is something you all enjoy, Deckhead, we'd love to hear. Maybe we can incorporate these a little more regularly.
Because it saves us from one of us to do an entire thing worth of research. And considering our schedules lately, I think that's nice. We break it down into some minor. But you'll be back for your regularly scheduled Juretta's next week.
We can't wait. We're turning on. Very excited. Let's just say Dizzy might be part of it.
But not in that way that has been passed. Ah! Because I've done one disease before, they're like, oh this is horrifying. So we won't actually be subjected to a disease like before.
No, I won't make him try smallpox. Right. Because that was unpleasant. I didn't even care for it.
I think you know how we're going to talk about it if you guys have experienced it. The thing is, I had gas for like 36 hours after being in supposed to play. Have you ever been in experience that before? Gas for 36 hours?
Yeah, that's pretty much the status quo actually. I'm just blaming you for that. 36 hours. Yeah.
Pretty gassy most of the time. Being a blaming me, I'm going to go ahead and get started. It's a high protein diet. I'm going to get started on my urban legend.
Yeah. This is one you guys will be quite... The one you guys will be quite... The one you guys will be quite...
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The one you guys will be... The one you guys will be quite... I love the legend of video games. This urban legend is called The Babysitter and The Be butnewsdays.
The calls are coming from inside the house. I need you to get out of the house. No wrong. It's Black Christmas.
This is awesome. Or The Juller. As the babysitter. Or just the Sitter.
It's an urban legend that dates back to the 1960's, usually about a teenage girl babysitting children. And the babysitter receives phone calls from a man who continually asks her to do something along the lines of check the children. Check the children today. The basic storyline has been adapted a number of times.
Including in the movie called Vostjah's Release in 1971. Never hurt. A movie you ever heard of. Christmas.
Christmas. In 1976. In 1976. In 1976.
And also Anya Desnointe. No, I knew the girl named Anya Desnointe. In 1977. She was set out in 1979 when a stranger called.
In 1993 when a stranger calls back in 2006. The remake of When The Stranger Calls. And 2008 amusement. Let me stop here right there.
The crazy thing about When The Stranger Calls is you've got 15 minutes of intense, terrifying horror. Opening scene. And then you have the rest of the film. So when a stranger called back, I didn't give a shit.
Because I already knew. I had seen the best part of any of that story. When a stranger calls is a fine movie. When a stranger calls that first opening section is kind of an influent screen.
I'm a female lover of books. I'm opening sequence of screens. It's basically just an opening scene with the stranger calls. The babysitter legend is so influential in horror films.
And when a stranger calls really did the most they could. Or even like Halloween. Well, I'm saying that there's a lot of phone calls. It's a babysitter.
It's a babysitter. Right. So this has also been covered in television programs for E.K. stories.
And mostly true stories. Urban Legends, where he does it. Here is the legend. Okay.
This is one version. There's so many variations. Oh yeah. So this is a version of a legend.
A married couple were going out for the evening and called in a teenage babysitter to take care of their three children. When she arrived, they told her they probably wouldn't be back until late. And the kids were already asleep so she needed to serve them. The babysitter starts doing her homework.
Although oftentimes, this is me interrupting. Oftentimes she's watching TV. Sure. She's distracted.
Right. This version she's doing homework. While we didn't call from her boyfriend. Right.
After a while, the phone rings. She answers it. Here's no one on the other hand. Just silence.
Then whoever it is hangs up. And for a few minutes. And for a few minutes. She says, Jimmy, you have to put another quarter in after the picks up.
That's my point. It'll hang up. He's calling from a payphone. You remember those?
I'm not paying for those. Do they? Do they? Do they start off?
Do they start off? They're identically sound from what I understand. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. That's good.
Justoji. Devastful. Okay. Now it's time to cool up with me.
I'm st littleworking about? Yeah. Who had this question? Because there was a question.
She's asleep. And she's not supposed to wake him up. Because not the parents. Okay, fair enough.
The movies haven't come out yet that shows you what happened to the children. Who is this? She asks. But he hangs up again.
She dies 9-1-1 again and says, I'm scared. I know he's out there. He's watching me. Have you seen him that this night?
She asks, no. Well, there isn't much we can do about it. The cops in the counter talk. The baby's in her goes in a panic mode and pleads with him to help her.
Now, it'll be okay. He says, give me your number and street address. And if you can keep this guy on the phone for at least a minute, we'll try to trace the phone. Yes, she lied and hung up.
She decides to turn the lights down so she can see anyone's up. She can see that's on the windows. No, I did. And that's when she gets another call.
It's me. The lady person says, why did you turn the lights down? Whoa. Can you see me?
She asked a panic. Yes, he says. After a long pause. Look, you're scared me.
She says, I'm shaking. Are you happy? Is that what you wanted? No.
What do you want? She asked. Another long pause. Your blood.
All over me. She slams the phone down terrifying. Almost immediately rings again. Leave me alone.
She screams. She's urgent. Linda, we've traced that call. It's coming from another room inside the house.
Get out of there now. The call's coming from inside the house, Linda. She tears to the front door, attempting to unlock it dash outside only to find that she at the top still latch. Ow.
In the time it takes her to unhook it, she sees a door open at the top of the stairs. The lights streams from inside the children's bedroom revealing the profile of a man standing just inside. Are the kids okay? She finally gets the door open and bursts outside, only find a cop standing at the door step with his gun drawn.
At this point, she's safe, of course. But when they capture the intruder and drag him downstairs in handcuffs, she sees he is covered in blood. Come to find out, all three children have been murdered. Three?
Oh, my God. If she had checked on the children, she would have gotten killed. Yeah, she would have gotten killed if she had checked on them. So, it's very difficult to get this guy to actually believe the urban legend.
Some people do because they can't pass it around middle schools. It sounds like a horror movie plot that's been used over. But it was a horror movie. The legends come from before the movies were based off this legend.
This one was a kid I had this book, serious stories to tell. Oh, yes, with the black covers and all that. And we're bored. It scared the crap out of it all of a bit because there was nothing supernatural about it.
It scared me. It scared me. It scared me. The crime on which this urban legend is based on the snopes.
On the evening of March 18th, 1950, 13-year-old Janet Christman was babysitting three-year-old Gregory Romeck at his home on West Boulevard in Columbia, Missouri. After she put the toddler to bed and before his parents returned at 1.30am, an intruder shouted a window and attacked her in the Romeck's living room. Although a garden hose left outside was used to break the window, police said that the furniture and light fixtures near the window were totally undisturbed, making it impossible for him to run into the darkness. This indicator to investigate is that the intruder attempted to make it look like the house had been broken into.
When in reality, Christman probably opened the door for someone she knew. At 1035, Officer Roy McCowan received a jarring phone call. A girl was screaming hysterically on the other end and the counter heard the words, Come quick! The connection however broke off before the girl could identify herself.
At late hour, the death of the telephone company was not staffed and the call could not be traced, hence the tracing of the phone call was at around 1.35am, the Romeck's returned home to find the front and the nation blinds open and the porch light illuminated. Both the front and back doors were unlocked and a side window was broken open. Christman laid a pool of blood on a shag carpet on the family panel. In the attack she was hit on the head with a blood weapon, raped and strangled with an iron cord.
Several small puncture wounds on her head were consistent with that of a mechanical pencil apparently, an item often carried by a close friend of the Romeck's Robert Mueller. He had met Christman several times and, according to court documents, expressed admiration for Christman's figure and her mature development. And expressed the opinion that she was a virgin. Ms.
Romeck told police that she thought Mueller had made unwelcome advances to her Christman in the past. The prime suspect, 27-year-old Robert Mueller, was never charged past a lie-defector test and eventually sued the sheriff and others for holding him illegally. The crime remains unsolved. So nobody knows who killed Christman?
This was 1950. And no one ever found out who did it. So where does all the phone play coming on the house? Well, that she called.
Oh, okay. And so I don't know exactly where the, I think it's the inside of the house. Like I think it all just kind of stands from this one crime. He connected in some ways, but obviously there was extra added to enhance the story.
So it's just a nice embellishment of this story. The three-year-old wasn't harmed. No. It was all that hurt.
We're just a three-year-old today, I wonder. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's a hell of a story. Hopefully not in Missouri.
Yeah. His name was Gregory Romeck. Gregory Romeck. He was three in 1957, born in 1947.
We're going to Facebook him. He's a lot. I'm sure he is. He's fine now.
He's 72. Yeah. My folks are 75. He's fine.
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He'll be over. He'll be over. He'll be over. He'll be over.
He'll be over. He's fine. He'll be over. He's fine.
I'm sorry. He's fine. Okay. Don't believe me?
I'm sorry. Don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. Don't you know?
Mama... You've actually left alone for the defendant for herself, but she's also made responsible for the safety of other children and what might be considered a dresser herself from mother hood. She fails at her task in the most catastrophic manner. With the implication that she's at least partly to blame, bringing tubes over to laughing television in that version and in a delicious irony, she, herself, is threatened for the instrument as a teen years girl's favorite means of social communication.
Now that's, I think that's the big part of it right there. Back then the phone was essential. Yeah. again some things the plot of the 1970s on movie when he calls his base on this legend.
That's the one that really goes close to him. That's the one that really goes close to him. The 1974 film Black Christmas, because of the guy in the act hiding in a sorority's attic who telephones after every killing. Boy, it's so good.
In the 1998 film Urban Legend, the full professor regales his class with this legend. Oh yeah, I didn't care for that. I mean, it was awful. I don't know when to say it was awful.
It has a fan base. It was well crafted technically- I also had a significant number of variations of this. Yeah, what are- There's just so many other versions of the tale. Here's so many so much you can verify.
Yeah. The number of children, as you mentioned, there's a version of one, and I have two others. Three, but the children rarely survive in the story. And you know, I don't think that I've ever heard it was one child or two children.
I just assumed here in the story there were two kids in there. I don't know why that's what I- Children rarely survive in the story, sometimes having been murdered by the man before he even calls the base. Yeah. Sometimes in the story the killer gives a certain time that he will tell the children and when he will come for the sitter, usually 10, 30 p.m.
at the given time. I don't like that as much. I don't like the deadline. That's kind of weakens the tale for me.
But it also impends the dread of this time that the clock is coming down until this moment. As opposed to the unknown, both can be scary, but there's some sense- Often when the killer makes the phone call, he asks to sitter if she is upstairs with the children. In case he knows the house. Oh, okay.
Sometimes the killer doesn't say anything at all that makes disturbing noises. And when he operates on the baby's head, the call comes from upstairs, the alarm goes dead. The operator then tries calling the baby's head back, so he says, all right, only to hear the same disturbing noises on the line. Oh, I like that version.
That's good. Sometimes the killer is describing a weapon, like an axe or a sharp knife, or the most described has been covered in blood. Or in darker versions, like when a stranger calls, he tears the children apart with his bare hands. Yeah.
Yeah, but they catch him within the first 15 minutes of that. Several semi-related variations. Then what's the rest of the movie about? You know, I don't even remember because he's getting arrested, but he escapes and comes after her when she's an adult.
That movie is so goddamn boring after the first 15 minutes. It's just like, come on, he's stalking her, she's scared, we get it, Charles, burning some nice guy. Whatever, just shoot this guy and let's move on to the next bit in the anthology, because it really is a 15-minute story. It could be an anthology rather than a full film.
In several semi-related variations, the visitor goes upstairs to check on the children, only to run away upon seeing a man's face in the window. After when the parents and police arrive, the baby sort of mentions the window incident. The parents or police however say it's not a window, a mirror. Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good. In some, there's some lighter versions of this. In some, the children are not killed. They're instead locked up in a closet or trunk or tied up or threatened by a killer.
That's what he's using. Oh, okay, so they're gonna be fine. In the remake up, they're just tied up. Or in some even lighter versions, we call this turn up to be a prank by the children using a tape recorder of an adult voice and usually their father's voice.
In some versions of the story, the police arrive at just a ton of seated children, and others are too late. Yeah. There have been versions where the killer gets away, and the children sometimes the sitter are kidnapped and never seen again, such as when a stranger calls back, the 93 version. Oh, I wouldn't wear that one.
That's how that one played out. In those versions, the killer asks the sitter, have you checked the children at least three times? Yeah, the rule of three, right there. For a good story.
Here's the plot to when a stranger calls. In one version, the story comes to several years later. The babysitter is now married with her own children, and she's out for dinner with her husband having hired a babysitter. During another restaurant, the waiter advises there's a phone call for her, which turns out to be the same caller who had terrorized her when she was the babysitter.
That's when a stranger calls, then I can say the name of the user. And Ron, here's one I think you're really going to enjoy. Okay. In a different variation, the babysitter hides the children.
Usually, a laundry basket ran into a trunk. After she finds out the phone calls are hiding inside the house. So she goes and rescues the kids and puts them in a trunk. Right.
And she's confronted by the killer soon after. He murders the babysitter and finds the children who hug him lovingly when they discover he is in fact their brother. What? The parents come home, overjoyed to see their son come home from the bad place.
Possum to a son of a person, and the killer explains how he found the gift waiting for him. So the entire family's insane. The babysitter was the gift. Okay, I can't like that.
That's nice. Great. No, that's a good one. Oh, I've never heard that variation.
A version appears in one of Alvin Schwartz's scary stories to tell the dark books that when I read. In this version, the sitters with the children in the TV room keep getting phone calls from someone saying laughingly pretty soon now. She has the police check to call. They tell her that the man has a ton of how's it which one he reveals himself.
The version is with the children escaping the police resting. Pretty soon now. Pretty soon now. I like that better than saying how many kill you at 10-30.
Yeah. There's also a version. It was a babysitter who calls the parents to ask if she can watch the TV in their room. After the father gives her permission, she asks if she can cover up the statue of Angel they have in their garden because she's scared of it.
Father then says to her to take the kids, call the police and leave the house immediately as they don't have a statue in their garden. Yeah. When the police arrive, the girl and the angel is going. Oh my god.
That is the legend of the babysitter and the man of the city. The Virgin Mary killed everybody. Well that's you. That is my version.
Everybody out there. Boy that's a good one. Well I only like that one. That's always been one of my favorites.
I find the calls are coming from inside the house funny. I didn't find one of those kids. But there was one part that reminded me when the babysitter goes upstairs and sees the man in the leaves. I was reminded of this terrifying image in Black Christmas where she goes upstairs to check on the girls.
And then she looks over to the right and all you see is this eye from a crack in the door looking out at her and it's such a creepy image. Yeah. And then she goes fuck this. And she leaves.
She says no. No. No. Because of what she said.
She goes I guess everyone's dead. It's Olivia. Oh no. The other Olivia.
That's Olivia. That's Olivia. Who is it? It.
Play in Bill Denver's wife. Yeah. She's the one who's the main girl for Black Christmas. That's like Bob.
Bob. Which is Margot Kidder who's an alcoholic and an ironic twist from the actual Margot Kidder at the time. Jeff what you got for us man? All right.
Well I took a completely kind of urban legend. That's fine. My urban legend is about kidney harvesting. Oh yeah.
That's a nice. Oh yes. I have done that twice. My kidney was taken out once and then they put it back in.
They realized what they had gotten. That's fair. Yeah. I took one of your vaginas instead.
They know no sir. That's under the vagina harvesting. Yeah. It's all safe.
You play with it before. All of my vaginas are safe. They're fine. I keep them in a safe.