Thursday, Apr 30 - Welcome to the Meat Farm

A Connecticut man is allegedly running an illegal massage parlor out of his own home, and police are now involved. Spring turkey hunting season officially kicks off Wednesday here in the Nutmeg State, so if you’re heading into the woods, be ready. In Ridgefield, a garbage truck hit a power line, sparking a fire and knocking out electricity for about 2,000 customers. On the entertainment side, the longest-running scripted TV show of all time is somehow still going strong. Overseas, a tourist in Egypt was reportedly killed after a cobra bite during a live show gone wrong. Meanwhile, the internet continues to do what it does best—there’s now a bizarre “fart salad” trend making the rounds online. Down in Florida, a woman is in serious trouble after allegedly smearing feces around her neighborhood. Back online, people are passionately debating the “correct” way to stand in the shower, because apparently that’s where we are now as a society. Florida is also getting creative in dealing with its python problem, outfitting possums with GPS trackers to help locate the invasive snakes. And if that wasn’t enough internet chaos, there’s a viral claim floating around that two great white sharks are somehow heading toward the Great Lakes. Yeah… we’ll see about that.