Today’s Forecast: 100% Nonsense

Welcome to another chaotic episode of Daily Updated news the show where the conversations are random, the facts are questionable, and the laughs are aggressively unplanned. In today’s episode, we dive deep into absolutely nothing important. Topics include: a heated debate about whether cereal is soup, a dramatic retelling of a mildly embarrassing childhood memory, and an impromptu ranking of animals we think could successfully run a small business. Spoiler: raccoons made the list. Twice. We also answer zero listener questions (because we forgot to ask for them) and get wildly sidetracked by a story involving a suspiciously aggressive squirrel, a gas station burrito, and someone’s grandma’s haunted Alexa.