Universe 796: Jupiteroos!

On this week's journey into chaos, your hosts are Jarred, Kyle and Matt, they're actually from a Universe where Kyle is Matt and Matt is Kyle but Jarred is still Jarred but actually Jared! In this weeks Universe: What if our solar system was constantly shrinking and human kind had to flee Earth or be devoured by the sun. Do to this Great Shrinking, Jupiter's gases have been syphoned off by Neptune and Solid land has formed giving humans a perfect new planet to call home. On this world where diamonds float on oceans like icebergs and god sized tuna are the only food source, humans must live in constant fear of the apex hunter Jupiteroos who now that gravity has reduced on the planet have a vertical leap height of over 40ft. Humans live in fear of the next shrink, but to pass the time have some very fun and permanent ways of being married or just getting closer with friends. Whoever thought human centipede wasn't a Grim work of foresight was wrong. But don't worry the telepathic high jumping carnivorous Jupiteroos like Kyle so we're in luck!Follow Us @Website: https://rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/rumrunnas/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices