Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 2 Recap: The Ultimate Betrayal

We can't stop talking about Scandoval that we are all collectively over. Ann has the worst job in all of reality tv but is master of playing the ultimate telephone game from hell. Ariana may be in love with Dan, but she is so blinded by hate for Tom that she turns down a free hotel room in lieu of becoming Valley Village Head Snitch In Charge. Pump is closing and we don't care. What we do care about is where to get an ice cold Squirt. Speaking of squirt, James ends the episode pissing on Tom's bush.