Wake Up Dead Man: A Stink's Out Story - Lent 5A (March 22, 2026)

Send us Fan MailEvery week, CPTB brings together Pittsburgh stand-up comedians and Lutheran pastors to read scripture from the Revised Common Lectionary — no prep, no filter, no guarantees.Lazarus is dead. Four days dead. Stinky dead. Jesus knew it was coming, waited anyway, and now he's standing outside a sealed tomb asking people to roll the stone away. This is the most dramatic thing he's ever done — and he absolutely did not have to make it this dramatic.Expect:A brand new format: the whistle interruption system, road-tested on 45 verses of JohnWhy "this illness is for God's glory" is a theologically loaded thing to say out loudThomas the Twin as ride-or-die disciple, rehabilitated at lastThe trauma of being asked to open a tomb you know smells terribleJesus as vampire, per Abby Evans, and why she's not entirely wrongThe difference between resuscitation and resurrection — and why it matters heading into Holy WeekEric refusing to wrap things up with good news, because it's Lent 5 and Holy Week is right thereDon't miss: Erick Williams on the short-sighted irony of plotting to kill a man who can raise the dead."He's not going to do a David Lynch TV show. He was not in a coma. He's dead." — Pastor Eric Damon---John 11:1–45 (NRSVue) This one's too long to fit in our episode notes - grab your Bible and look it up!Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer.Join the community!Email us at [email protected] us at @cptbpod on most social media platforms.More at linktr.ee/cptbpodMusic: Trickster by Phat SoundsFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-tricksterLicensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseScripture quotations are taken from the New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition. Copyright © 2021 National Council of Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.