Two welcome everybody and happy Halloween we are back Next month you don't find that like a turkey you find that's good Yeah, welcome guys. It's Halloween. This is our first episode back officially We did we put out the ghost hunting video on Saturday with you all should check out We are back after our long force hiatus the powers have conspired against us to come down Unfairly probably fairly on me Who's this episode brought to you by today's sponsors are stamps calm and gamers up nation? It's gonna be a long night, baby.
I hit this stuff. Mm-hmm Blackberry yeah, so we obviously have a lot to talk about it missed you guys dearly miss doing the show just fucking suck But here let's let's go everyone's costumes everyone we all kind of went all out this year I wanted to prove to everybody that I am indeed not a theater kid And that frenemies doesn't I don't need frenemies to spend $1,500 on So obviously I'm paying me I'm paying win a lot of people said there was a conversation about penguin brain But I think more than that everybody was very generous the point out that I look like Took like three and a half four hours and Boy, they did incredible jobs. Mm-hmm. And of course joined with me today is my partner in crime at cat woman But she is looking fine, baby in that where's that whip girl?
Mmm, I actually don't have that stomp. I will stomp on you later. Are you well? Right all right.
I'm kidding baby. Yeah, how do you feel? It's very revealing obviously? Not that I mean you're saying that that's why I'm pointing it out.
Yeah, I feel very exposed. Do you want to stand up or no? But yeah Anyway, oh, sorry just a little bit of a Sorry I had a little end digestion. Excuse me Anyway, no Dan.
Do you want to tell us who has your dress as? I'm the primal king himself the lettuce king Oh, no, not the lettuce king. That's in a direct challenge, dude. That's right.
The liver king supremacy That's right. The liver king is some primal. Oh, yeah He doesn't eat his greens. Everybody knows that you need greens to stay healthy and that's exclusively what I eat Right, so let me ask you.
Can we see your boobs? Can you move back a little bit? Damn bro? You got the next one?
That's a good song is because ongoing my muscles are so big. They've actually consumed the nipples just like round around them I've seen that before yeah Oh, yeah, I'll tell you how yeah, uh lettuce king. Do you eat any meat? Are you?
Yeah, strictly vegan strictly vegan. No, no animal products. No honey. No milk My wife and I we have a very open relationship when it comes to sexuality, so I'm happy to talk about that with you in great detail In every way lettuce king is open about it's sick.
Absolutely. I'm gonna be ashamed of their another vision. No, please not We'll touch on that later. I hope so.
Uh, I hate to say it, but AB has racially profiled himself Yep, I'm wearing an old costume and a lighting costume. You've got the fizz on and everything bro Yeah, I got the fizz the fizz and uh, yeah, I'm more of an accessory to lean this guy. Yeah, lean on it for me. Yeah, thank you Oh, little show lean on that.
I'm just gonna skip over AB real fast. Yeah, that was amazing AB is coming over there. Oh, pick up foot. I'm the accessory.
Yeah, and then what you guys do this? I can show you the word Anybody? Oh, no, Olivia and I'm in front of you. Okay.
I can show anybody You want us to jump in and say what do I want them to do it? I can show you the word. Yeah, go ahead. I can't see I can think Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Very nice.
Thank you. Thank you Wow, click the live action Aladdin all over again. Yep. Oh, man.
And then moving on we have a livid. You want to explain yours? I am the h3 podcast until at least 2023 What do you mean by that? The best behaved Whoa, okay, okay Just a little indigestion.
Sorry. Excuse you appear to be vomiting on yourself. You're leaking poison. Yeah.
No, no, no I'm good. It happens every it happens around this time every day. Okay Uh, you are the h3 podcast through 2023 years. That is me.
Yeah, I am a nun. I'm a perfect angel. Not just doing 23 And be alive fucking die. Absolutely.
I'm dying a nun motherfuckers. Yes. Don't know your life without bury my ass I'll be a bury my virgin ass. Oh, jee on jeeze.
Your drool has like keyed out your face. Yeah Because it's green. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's blue in the previewer.
Should I well? It's just not that We can say that out and then moving on sam you got to show it off. We have poison ivy keeping the bat and Sam you created this dress is that right? I'm sorry.
What do you say? You made that dress I had the glittery base and then I added all the leaves and stuff to it. So dude poison ivy It looks amazing and what are you I said gorgeous? And so if sam is poison ivy it would stand to believe that Ian would be mr.
Freeze Ian What the fuck is that? Uh, not quite mr. Freeze Um, I'm curious if the audience even would be able to guess what I am. There's no No, no, no, no I have a let me see I have a thing once you told me it's all I see now.
Yeah, really try to Okay, now yeah, maybe now I meant to be zuck in the metaverse. Yeah The me Jeff himself. Yeah, this is don't mean we love to see it. I love it Zachariah the ghost hunter Zachary looking at his fly.
Who are you meant to be a disco? Let's go stew Wait, yeah, there we go. Look at those shoes. Wait move your foot around so they can see it moves The fish went around.
It's not real fish is it? No, it's not real fish. Uh, I'm dirt digler. Okay good I'm huge asshole.
I'm any poor name, but you can call me rocky or when they're fuck Digler was they do from boogie nights, right? Yeah, but it's not it wasn't a real person was it? Based on john homes, but I'm just like a 70s guy. That's what I'm going for.
Okay. Fantastic. We love to see it And uh, can we can we? I'm the campbell rea I gotta give a quick shout out to the guy that made this Uh, Justin that's against the rules dude.
Oh bro. This is How do you want to play? Let's go on. Yeah, okay.
All right. Shout out. Just and Yeah, I just don't know what There's something wrong with you. That's not right.
It's just you know, I have you know, I have yeah, I have indigestion times too Yeah, I don't ask a reflex. I don't just throw up all over myself. I didn't throw up. You just a little bit.
Okay. I'm a big deal Yeah, so um That helmet's amazing. What's the word behind that? I mean, it's just so incredibly done.
Well I'm sorry. It's hot in there. All right. He tagged me in this one Instagram And he said you want to send it to me and not only do you send me a bunch of sweet things on the care package Oh, thank you very much.
Just let a guy what a guy what a guy Come on. He 3d printed it himself and he painted everything Incredible. Yeah, I mean, sorry to wear bootleg, but you know, it's too good not to wear it I don't feel like I'm ever learning on that. It's good.
Um, and finally love all the way over in Sweden as embraced being mr. Whiteface and uh I'm a ghost first of all about it's like a double double whammy. Why is it not so weird? Yeah, I just got it.
I just stepped out and zoomed in like from here. I could be a cooler. Oh, it could be fitting in the look Yeah, show the show that we gotta see it zoomed out even more I feel like yeah, yeah, I'm also the white gift guy if you search white on any gift or any gift search engine. I will be number one It's huge.
It's a huge honor. I mean, yeah, you know, it's funny. I used to do be the number one, but love yeah You've thrown me. Yeah, it's been a while since I've uh, donned my white man, uh whiteface man, uh, cape there But congratulations on that love but that's a big achievement.
Congratulations Uh, we have a lot of stuff to talk about should I like this? So I'm not king out is it distracting? Um, yeah, it's gonna bring me just like a paper towel Okay, it's just so cray. I mean, it's supposed to you know, do you want?
Maybe just touch my spit rag. I put my books Yeah, so obviously we got to talk about the suspension. Uh, there's a lot of to talk about their a lot of reactions lots of opinions You know, thank you, uh, a B and then we're doing not oh yeah, it is green Oh, that helps a lot though when I dab it looks black at first, but then you realize it's green. That actually that looks fine right?
It's not king out. Yeah, you're okay There's a little bit on your collar, but that's probably stained on there now. So what are you gonna do? Yeah, this hat is giving me a headache.
I'm gonna take it off like slamming my head there to that What happened on my good hairline? Oh, I have ordered That's what we want to eat the battle to you. Yeah, we swapped for a week. Check it out.
Look at that shit. I know The foot in it will turn it on the thing on my leg That's pretty cursed Wait again, we just wiped it off. I can't help it. I mean, just Someone else needs to get the towel.
No, I got annoyed. He's a king out. It's not It's fine. It's fine.
See Oh, we're princess Jasmine. We got you covered. Thank you guys. Yes.
Thank you. I'm gonna take up my gloves too So I can do the show so anyway, um And also we're gonna be revisiting the uh tier list the candy tier list There's been a lot of new additions and also we put up a A poll for our fans on twitter. Okay to uh, we put up all the can all the candies for them to rate ahead of time from f to s Yeah, they've already voted we had like 50,000 votes and it's a very interesting results there So we are going to be amending the the uh, candy tier list Um, and that's what i'm talking about. Also, thank you to like uh, thank you to Nathan Sam I'll make it back down Super cool All right, man.
We got a lot to get to man. Okay, so first off. I want to say I think a happy birthday, uh, you look Oh, oh, it's a great day. That's a great day.
Thank you. Yes Wait a lot happened in five years. Yeah, that's indeed happy fucking birthday to me loser But the shirt actually really cool. I was gonna wear this shirt, but obviously i'm the penguin, but it's kind of a vibe, isn't it?
Yeah, i'm definitely gonna wear it once my birthday. Oh, yeah with the hat and everything Yeah, it's just happy birthday to me loser I kind of felt like it because like whenever it's my birthday, I I don't know there's always like Feelings of like also sadness for some reason I feel like a lot of people experience that Well, it's just you know the inevitable march towards our antenna Older but also like people are not you're always like disappointed because nobody cares about you Yeah, I mean once you're not like a little kid. I don't know but these are a little bit depressing Yeah, for sure. I don't get depressed about getting older.
I just get I just think like wow nobody cares about me. Nobody loves me. You know I'm gonna send you a novel If someone isn't telling me happy birthday at least like once on the hour I'll feel like I will say anything Yeah, I'm like It's like on the one hand you don't want to do anything and then on the other hand you feel bad you're not doing anything Right, it's so so true queen so true. So that's where the loser came from I don't know it's just an a feeling but but the hat is a vibe to go ahead.
You know, but besides that It's just so cool with daddy fresh. I don't know. It's crazy That it's been five years and what it's become it's basically taking over my life in a good way. I loved it And who would you love more teddy fresher me?
Well, go ahead. Thank you. Thank you Had to ask Can I put you on a lie detector? Yeah, all right bring it out.
Mm. You got ready? I'll go on with my life without you Oh, oh, a little penguin cat woman alliance. Look at that.
Oh wait Yeah, I didn't put a lot of mouth Oh great. There it is. All right. Do you think penguin is a good eats-up pussy good?
Yeah for sure sure Like he's got you, right? Yeah, he doesn't have to get on his feet. That dude eats raw fish, bro He just must much that for sure. Yeah, and also I mean because he goes like this lunch time I'm not used to having lipstick on it.
How do you maintain that? This is what I say when I when I see you look before You're paying my probably likes eating out women on their periods do he's fucked up like that because He says girl in his period and thing goes lunch time Can we get a zoom on that? Anything you can do anything. Yeah, it's true.
You ready in the Greek lunch time Oh, dude. Yeah, somebody. Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
Yeah, sorry about that guys. I'm the penguin today The penguin the sexual devian the penguin very am. Um, so we're gonna talk about the sorry you're talking about Teddy fresh and I Do you want to finish the daughter? No That's done and finished Really amazing what you guys built in five years.
Oh, absolutely and shout out to the OG models who are in the office right now Ian Model yes, they did used to try the clothes on on me for fits and stuff in the very early days I know I was gonna say you string. Yeah, it was a it is very impressive to see how much it's grown into you know This big blossom and company I was there at the very beginning and those initial meetings in our old dentist office and the same Fernando We have one employee with one employee and you guys and and and me off in the corner and And now you know there's dozens of employees. We got our own building and everything. It's it's really cool to see it Well, thank you guys.
So happy happy fifth birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Congratulations.
Be proud. Be proud. Also. I have another really happy announcement h3 podcast I think this is our fifth time, but this year I'm playing ball.
We have been nominated again for a streamy award Yes, yes, yes, everybody. Oh soft class It's a very prestigious award. So here's the thing i've RSVP. Yes, that we're going I've never done that before and I've always suspected that they shaft us because they want you there Okay, right feel like oh, you're too good for our show.
Well, fuck your award, bitch I'm gonna give it to jade shaded and by the way, I'm up again against jade shaded And I still don't know who the fuck out of shaded again fuck him dude. I gotta say I love his podcast It's good. Yeah, oh really? Obviously what kind of what kind of showed is shaded?
It's called on purpose and it's kind of just like a self-help like perspective I cannot believe it and no offense. I can't believe that self-help Podcast beat us out like I'm self-help. I do everything. I make you laugh.
I get help yourself I do everything we gotta get in that off our network. Is he funny at all, sam? Uh, no, that's it. He's fucking boring in lame.
Okay, jade shaded. We gotta be polite to everybody. Yeah, hold on We want to win. We gotta be a good player.
Let's back it up. Call her daddy. Obviously, that's a big deal So that I mean they're probably a shoe in there a good chance. Hey free podcast.
Obviously a huge deal big big big big big big big deal Huge deal. I mean we got suspended for a week. It was international news. So I mean, you know, it's kind of a big deal people talk about us I mean, what's the last time you heard about call me daddy?
Last time the last time I heard call me daddy was in step-daughter porn Jesus Impulsive, I mean I can see them giving it to him. Impulsive has been kind of a bridesmaid. Never the bride like us. He's always nominated.
Everyone's but he doesn't deserve it Who won it last year? Do we know? jade shaded. He was every year and I was like who the fuck is jade I don't know who mr.
Balin is no fancy. He tells stories and we love that about him, but maybe it'll be him I don't know me. Obviously we're the only it's gonna be shaded. You think of when I'm calling it now They love shetty.
They're huge at running. They're huge shut heads over there and like Sam said apparently it's a good podcast Maybe we should have Jay on maybe it's not me. I'd be up into that. I did put him on the list For people to I would fucking love DJ shaded is like a local legend, right?
Here's our nominations. You guys are gonna have to update this now. This is our fifth steamy nomination I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio this way. What happened in 2021?
They they didn't nominate us, which I thought was insane because obviously your friend of me was popping Yeah, did they nominate friend of me says like its own thing. No, no, no, I mean, that's the issue podcast But they know they didn't nominate us last year number one podcast in the world. Thank you. Howie.
Yeah Um 2017 reaction nominated for comedy best comedy series before the podcast. Yeah, of course we lost that Clearly it's funny and then eight nine ten best podcast. That's funny because that's when I feel like We've improved the show. I think and without the dead regaining our older material 21.
They just said fuck you I haven't been calling them the steamers. I think you haven't been helping the conversation But i'm all in I want you know steamy people or streaming people that I RSVPDS were coming Please i'm gonna win stop it just fucking tell me that oh here's the here's the nominees from last year michamberlin I thought she was gonna win call her daddy again impulsive and then jay shaded and I remember I was like oh man It's could be either one of these three. I think jay shaded when I said oh the fuck is jay shaded to bayley sherry and actually one last year Dark history, but yeah, oh, okay cool. Good.
What's any shitty how many times is my book? I've been nominated. Let's see what the fuck bro He's out of control, man I think the the best thing to do here is to get to know sherry. Yeah and join the shut heads movement I'm down.
I'll see if he can teach me something right. Congratulations to bayley sherry by the way She's a friend of the show. We love her very little death thing. Yeah, here's day shaded.
Let's see This is your i'md page embarrassing 2020 winner best podcast okay two years ago fucking time to renew yourself idiot best podcast nominee winner streaming in 2018 for health and wellness Who are you bro? You got to pick a lane brother? You know Yes, wait between what and I don't health and wellness and then he's on a podcast stop Well, I think it's all related. I mean the podcast is about What's a jay shaded with you?
I want to see what this guy talks about on his job. All right jay shaded He's probably just such a nice guy. He brought me a great guy. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Let me just find a short one This is an hour. I'm not watching that shit.
What the shit? Does man have john legend on Big fucking name. He's jay fucking shaded man put some respect on the name So he has a four million sub channel and then a 600 000 podcast channel who's jay shaded creator 365 books in one year. How did I okay?
Tai Lopez Take their everyone. This is jay shaded and welcome. He has beautiful eyes I was just thinking that he has gorgeous eyes. That's very funny.
Yeah, I mean, let's be real If I had fucking beautiful green eyes like that I had a one by now. He's like a yes if I You think he's yes if I Someone but like he that's what he looks like that. He's just the normal version. Okay.
All right here We go his number one most of you video if you're in a long distance relationship watch this This is number one. It's only four minutes. Let's watch this. Okay.
I've been in a long distance relationship So I have I have some knowledge on this. Let's see Is this star man shit because I'm gonna lose my mind if it is Who wants to lose some money? You know ask if you're good bro. She said hi I thought here's first part about being a long term relationship listen That is good advice, right?
Maybe that's what you're gonna say maybe doubt it Staying in really Bro, he's just not into it. I don't just say oh no they keep missing each other but so fucked up Oh my god No, I know I know where this is going like I didn't inform into the shit So they keep calling they keep missing each other. Here's the most watch bar Is there a steady you know what the shitty summary the shut the shit amore Complexity they say distance means so little when someone means so much But still somehow distance has this ability to break bonds to break trust to really push us further away from each other Not just physically but emotionally bro. You're so fucking boring You're so charged up.
I'm back. I'm a gun for a week. I love shabby man. He's a good guy I've never seen a youtube video where every single comment is about the same like every comment Are they they're just long distance relationships are hard.
That's pretty much Like I mean they're that means they paid attention to their They're gay, but it's just it's weird I've never seen the video that where every comment has basically same message Well, if Sam wasn't here to say that she's a real shed head I wouldn't believe that anyone there wasn't one so I'm glad you're here to confirm I've never seen the videos actually I've only ever listened to the podcast so there it is. There it is. Okay, so Congratulations to Shaddy for winning this year's streamers. That's one yet.
Yeah, he's giving away and he's issuing I'm honestly, but be honest. What do you who do you guys think is gonna win for real? Well, call me daddy podcast is huge Yeah, I was like a sensation so I could see that winning I think they've won one either I think impulsive on the tweet that the streaming awards put out where they announced the nominees Yeah, most comments I saw were about age three Let's see well, I did retweet it. I don't know if anyone else they retweeted everybody's retweet Okay, oh someone was saying they get too much heat if we won this year because I've been in so much bullshit this year Yeah, the timing on the announcement of the I like it.
They still they still gave us an odd which I appreciate yeah So there it is the steamy steamers the steamies take a steamer on my chest daddy We'll be there though, and I'll bring in my tomatoes in case we don't win so much I'm accepting I'm gonna do a Kanye West on J. Shelly You gotta be careful because everybody used to know what you're talking about when you said that but I could literally say I was actually gonna say I'm not sure what the references Oh, he had this moment at an awards show when Taylor Swift was a Taylor Swift one award and he went up during her acceptance speech She was like I'm gonna let you finish the answer should have won He was like a total douche what you know, I mean the man's a fucking lunatic now what play that whole sound by it's so insane I Could say anti-semitic things and indeed is can't drop me. I could literally say anti-semitic shit and they can't drop me now What now what now what now what splash cut? Skechers escort's coming.
Yeah, they're headquarters Yes, yes, you said no Even TJ max it we're not taking issues No, easy Yeah, the street the steamies did bring us. I thought I was gay the fussy to yeah, honestly Talking guy I love him. All right, we got it so let's see here There's so much stuff to get to my god is like we have a billion things to talk about I'm gonna just look at some top of the show stuff and then we'll do our my response to being banned It's a lot of good stuff to look at there to man. I Guess speaking oh speaking of birthdays birthday announcement this Sunday or yesterday actually Once this is posted right we have a special surprise for the birthday boy.
I love You a package, bro. Do you have it? I have a little box. Yeah, how long even sitting on that?
About probably five days. Okay. Okay. Have you been tempted to look inside?
Yeah, yeah, you didn't know I got this little thing go ahead Oh Hey green a wrapping paper. That's it. Oh, yeah, I'd there is a Some kind of chain you gotta hold it up and keep it still Okay, what is it what am I like a mixture of I think it's a necklace or let's see yeah, maybe my goodness Yeah, try it on let's see Where that's your view It's from a there's a person's it's a person's individual shop they make this necklace is they're like one of a kind each one and I thought this one with the IKEA's oh Oh, wow, is that high fashion? It's like it's not like high-fashion necessarily, but it's a fashiony You guys think I look very much you're welcome happy birthday buddy.
Hopefully hopefully your next one will be celebrated here with us First, yeah, hopefully oh from yes. Yes. We actually have one more thing for him, but we can't ship it so Sam wants to show it off. My head is disintegrated.
Okay. Is it cuz I'm fighting? Yeah I'm melting from the inside out. Do we have the white it's fine.
I mean we have a whole show to do It's gonna get worse just a tiny bit of white on top Yes, so dudes does anyone think I look like fucking zombie Benjamin Franklin Yeah, I thought you said it I've got like this founding father. Yeah Happened to the key on the on the kite experiment went the wrong way Right like a dash of a dab of white here. I'm gonna do you yeah I've been on such a I've been so good on my diet and this is my candy day to celebrate Good cat. You want to show the other gift in while they're doing that?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here you go. There you go No, this this is a chick-fil-a number one combo No, you did not I did clean man might very own Yes, you can have it sweet, but I don't know I think it's gonna be a customs nightmare, right?
We'll hold it. We'll hold it. Yeah. Hopefully be on it.
Be on it. You know soon take a look at that I mean the fries are there the chicken sandwich even that's off I was very fond of the of the resin burger. Yeah, so this is a very exciting. Thank you for more some Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you And when you get to America love the first chicken burgers gonna be on me, buddy. Wow, you know I'm sorry that you're buying your ass. Thank you.
Thank you. Did you ever have in and out love did you like that? Yeah, I did. Yeah, okay.
The burgers were top class the fries the fries. I didn't even bother. I didn't order them. Yeah.
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I mean you? Yeah, he's like I can't wait around all day for this Like fuck you dude. Like what do you want? Like I'm so over his shit.
Well, he's so gone to his head We did say we were gonna take a break. No like between until we have him on again. Yeah, he's gonna get out of embargo Yeah, Ethan made a unilateral power play lifting them bar go early, you know, and he's not even gonna accept anybody. Okay, can we?
I'm gonna send him the link to be honest. I think it's best that he doesn't see me in this outfit Oh But it's so it's like I watched that and I said this is my favorite thing. Oh, I've seen all year Oh my god. I didn't even know that happened.
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Yeah, he's clearing an airway with the fake nose right so the only way to itch my nose I guess it looks like it's super big in there. I just want to point it. I give a gold. That looks crazy That's awesome Let me get in there.
Oh god I'm paying when bro. I'm disgusting. Yeah, okay. Let's watch this ever you we shine something me Oh, no, nothing.
I just pointing out the nose. I think just the books. Yes. So let's watch this and then we'll have Jimmy Lee calling We're gonna keep it real tight with Jimmy.
Don't get word. I just want to check in I want to know how this happened and if you're Jimmy Lee hater, just what you're gonna love this I promise this is good for the no I'm actually people know my thoughts on Jimmy Lee. I'm this is fucking hilarious Yes, so news max. I guess you don't know what they are you never heard of it you look they used to be on television, but they've lost their Distribution deal I think there is not them or I think you might be confusing with the other one But yeah, I mean they're on TV news max Is it still on cable?
They'll plug their for news max Yeah, um, yeah, it looks like there's still on the air unless okay, we're out of date But yeah, I think they're they're around so news max when put this web take rated a new station because Fox News wasn't conservative enough That's news max. I see yeah Here's Jimmy Lee I love that they're like here. He is making fun of a minority because it looks like a janitor. I got assuming that's a joke That's right up.
What is the joke there? It's hard to tell his layers, but they're an old time. They hate immigrants They hate you know the whole shick with the conservative shick. So they love this.
So Jimmy found his audience. Maybe he really did I think you're right take out the trash please The trash guy three chicks Look at this in your tail and out shines your head Really does you made a mistake? I put divorce a lawyer. He works for the law for the we cheat him in house The lady from the cemetery.
Come here. They green coordinated her Two years ago. She's back. I thought you died.
I went to your viewing now. You're back. Holy Go home. No one wants you That's good material I think that's good.
That's a good talking point. They're like that get out of here. Yeah, nobody wants your hair I think you found his audience. That's so interesting.
Yeah, look at the headline comedians comedian claims of wokeness is killing comedy. Oh my god It's so true I Overall you may know that man from many videos from his outrageous online comedy skits and infamous Collins and h3 I can't believe these people are real. Sorry. I got it back.
I just he's got like a Simpson's a news reporter voice And from many videos from his outrageous online comedy infamous Collins and h3 Can't believe they talked about us well Jimmy sent that yeah, it's Jimmy's coffee Steve Ross No They love that hey, thanks man. All those minorities on the subway telling me a crime in all right Man crime in crime is crazy out there right Yeah But there's a lot of folks in the comedy world. They kind of want to stay away from talking about politics His glasses I'm sure I told him ask him to take it off. He's making a spectacle of him.
Let's ask him at the very least surprised that he didn't paint on the hairline I know dude. I'm shocked. Yeah, he came humbled. I know I think he did.
Oh, maybe a little bit. No, he's got a little you know It's the Dracula fucking he cleaned it up. It looks good. It's definitely died, but but Jimmy I know you're watching I think you look good like this.
You don't need the whole step. You know what I mean? Well today, it's politically correct. I'm politically incorrect.
Um, you know today you look at a left They tell you look at right. You can't tell you look down You can't tell when all guy you thought two years ago you weren't notified you have to be like polite back in the 80s and 90s When I was a kid growing up. I think the insults the one liners the zingers and um, I feel as if you know what I need to keep that keep that My mother just had zingers He just used a kid in the net. That's what got me.
No, you didn't say that. Let me go back Keep an up now than eight Only 90s kids Like 90s and 90s when he was a kid so I think Jimmy's probably 67 just taking a guess he brought about my dad's age. I thought we figured it out. Did we did?
Yeah, didn't we confirm? At one point. I was like we ever did. He's like closer to 70.
I think was born like 1950 I might have so he probably was a kid. No way 1950 be 72. Okay, so I think about my dad's about the growth enough 56 For sure. Yeah, he was 40 years old Wait, it kind of makes sense.
I feel like he thinks that when he was 40 he was a kid I think he might be right. Yeah, right now. He's like he was still growing up. He's like in his 20s now, right?
Right I think when I might be the insults the one liners the zingers and um, I feel as I'm getting older I need to keep that keep that alive. Nobody's doing what I do anymore. So I do I don't think anyone ever do what he does Which one? Okay, yeah, so I'm sorry just having a Halloween woman.
This is how he got on the show, right? He has two book through the trunk Are they shocked? No, I know wait, wait, they're shot. Well, I was asking I don't know the only thing shot about it is his face doing it, but I think they're right They look real to me.
Okay, fair enough. Nice honey. I guess they Jimmy belongs to some country club Is he a Marlago member? I know we gotta ask him.
I got to get his ass in here. He's hometown Why would Trump go to any club or any like golf club but Marlago? We gotta ask him. Well Jimmy's in New York area.
So I mean, Jersey. Yeah, I guess that's real He is like he's wearing the same shirt as in that photo That's interesting Lucky sure that's as nice as sure he owns because he wears it when he's Trump he wears it on news map. Yeah, nice sure. I'm surprised he's not doing that iconic Oh Yeah, you're so right, man.
How many I've never seen Don Donnie with his hair like that wait I have and it was only one time Jimmy was there for that hold on Donald Trump Wearing that shirt in that famous photo where his hair is all slicked back. Okay. Yeah, this picture was posted six years ago on our Reddit So Yeah, because we were in New York like six seven years ago. Oh no people people are saying that I've never seen Donald Trump's hair like that People are saying too.
It is it's extremely rare Trumpy, but uh, it kind of looks better. It looks so much better. Yeah, not for sure So this was this was the day. So where what was this?
We could actually I think it may have been because it was posted six years ago This was more recent than that. This was like two years ago. I got a lot of questions for Jimmy So style yeah, you call people out not afraid to make fun of them, which we're in a very pc climate So I know that that's kind of risky clearly no fears of being canceled. Jimmy I wanted to ask you though about your views on late night comedy.
Why do you think it's changed so much? Well, again, I think people are just politically correct or afraid to say anything and people are afraid So i'm the guy that comes out with no filter on hands off the rails And you know just says what's on my mind and I think it works because nobody nobody'll do it and the comedians I love how they had like their whole media circus ready like they pulled up a picture of James It's so awesome. So awesome. You gotta talk some shit on camel because he's like obsessed with getting on camel.
No, no, he doesn't Okay, you went there They don't interact with the public like they used to back in the old days. I go out on the street And I interact, you know directly with them in fact. I gotta tell you my tv show is doing why they have a whole fucking reel of James cord Awesome. We only want to know about it I mean in e-work times that gave me last week two thumbs down and he heard post they gave me one finger up Well, you gotta be careful.
You know James Corden me Well, you know, you gotta be careful. Let's bring it back to James corden that lib Let's smash the libs. She's like the probably the least political out of all of the late night guys I think they just they go. Oh, he's like should they be mad at like Colbert Or even or even camel like is more of a lib like James cordon doesn't talk about politics at all running the cord in story Yeah, I guess I'm a new this treatment of restaurant staff, right?
They turn it politically figured out. I had another comedian though He was under fire how he treated restaurant staff there and you know, it's so funny. I had a flat Jimmy was literally in the kitchen Yeah of a deli asking that yeah for their paper. I was about to say yeah, he's like, yeah, that's crazy man That's that last coming out having to apologize, but it gets to this whole point of having to apologize completely different I don't know how a guy goes in and does it should order to sound like that?
What he calls him fat, but like in a super on point. What No cars. I mean as a big guy. Oh and uh and that's saying he can be out of order 20 items and uh, he became a pain in the body, you know, I'm Steve up about it.
I gotta tell you so I'm seen he's real mad Real mad about it. There's one thing that seems me up into the mystery of restaurants down That's so perfect It's uh, it's we like to treat our restaurant workers well. Oh, yeah Um, and I know that they definitely work hard real quick. I want to touch on this too if we could I tell you oh, I'm the restaurant.
Yeah, so no, he says I used to work in restaurant. Oh, I heard I own a restaurant myself No, that's right. Oh, well, I know it's uh, it's we like the treat our restaurant workers well Uh, I worked in restaurant. Oh, okay, um, and I know that they definitely work hard real quick I want to touch on this too if we could I know that you met with president trump for president trump there I like all some pictures.
Do you have a can you explain that? Well, uh, I met trump several times. He's got a conversation. I gotta tell you he's a wonderful person I mean you asked him he'll tell you he's not shy Donald trump and uh, I really think we need a guy like him back in the white house Oh, really?
I think we need people that are going to allow us our freedom, you know, our autonomy and the right to make him One time of me are you talking about like like like because he doesn't want to tell me why don't we ask him? We got to ask him exactly what he means. Yeah, he's going down in the same hole as Papa John. Yeah, they can I think they get on really well.
Jimmy. Yeah, right. I think they'd be best Decisions and I think we need them back. All right, maybe got him to laugh at a few jokes too.
Does he have a good sense of humor? He's a nice guy. He really is a good guy. Don't drop his 5000 times funnier than Jimmy.
Whatever be there we go. Jimmy Lee. Thanks for coming on Appreciate the conversation for making us laugh today. Okay, remember this I'm a politics of every tricky business one week you're on the cover time and the next week Biden could be doing time Wow, lock him up.
He edited that for the political hit hell. Yeah, he knows the audience. Mm-hmm. Oh, we've been right there Jimmy Lee joining us live I don't know if that was a reference to something or if you just confused the guy who's playing along.
Yeah Because you let just like you did an American Idol his zinger Appreciate that that was a long time ago. Jimmy Lee I Got the music playing All right, let's bring them on man. All right, let me bring them on right now The whole segment's about cancel culture of people in too sensitive and then she's like, oh, you're gonna give me trouble That's off. You know, it's funny.
I don't know if they were one of the people that got sued by uh, right? What was the name of the voting company Dominion? Yeah, the good food by the women maybe because they got real tight looks about that in that lawsuit drop Jimmy All right, oh Jimmy Lee you're waking a Newsmax fame You got your big break there, Jimmy Let me get let me get situated. This is a new thing.
I just put on my uh, okay. Can you see me? Absolutely I can So, so uh, you got yourself in a dark room there You wanted a little lighter potentially lights on would be nice, but the field I mean it's fine too It's yeah, I mean we want to sit in the dark Episode survive it is a little spooky away Yeah, it's a good point. That's a good point.
Wait. Did you turn the lights on or no? I have the light in the other room when I wanted to give you a little light, but I wanted to I'm not gonna be out of this darkness like before Jimmy first of all nice to see you nice here from you. Hi.
Where'd be help? I like your outfit. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.
Yeah, I like your Jimmy. I like your outfit too. Zing How you guys doing good. Okay.
Yeah, we're doing great. Uh, so listen, how did tell me about this Newsmax segment first Well, how did it come about? How did you? How did this happen?
Um, we just have a team of people now on the back end and you know, you have People helping people. You have a team of how many people? We have two three publicity people and four social media people. No, you do not Wait, you have seven people working for you.
Yes, stop it. Oh my god. I mean you've seen his Instagram But you pay on that cranking it out. How much is that?
Just like you gotta pay your crew. I gotta pay micro safe thing. Same thing. Wow I'm not making money.
No, no, no, no, come on. I mean, we see the activity on socials in wild Right. So the YouTube videos got way better and the Instagrams and tickles so I have you know making a mason now I have Olivia and Carly and I have a few PR people and I have people in New York that really helping me with media in New York now We're getting a lot of activity in New York. We may be on another big show.
I don't want to say anything Like a late night show like something really big to be honest. Okay, so um, I want to ask you Uh Did they ask you to remove your glasses? Uh because I noticed you never glasses on um the producer wants me as a person not in character So I had to you know, we're my regular shirt and glasses and I had to be a normal person Yeah, yeah, we love that side of you Yeah, and so did you reach out to like how does that work? Did you reach out to a bunch of people in Newsmax?
It's almost like a journey when you meet someone like I'll give you an example right now. We're working thing. What's in the box with um A new company. It's a youtube series.
It's coming out in a week or two where I open things in a box and have crazy reactions I sense a picture of one of the funny ones Uh, and and that comes out a couple weeks. So it's a new youtube series at a company in New York developing. Oh, okay, interesting Yeah, we meet people and people know people in New York and one person Okay, so do you watch Newsmax? Are you are you a patron of theirs?
No, I'm not. No, where do you get your news from just out of curiosity? Well, I work 1469 with a Ethan. I don't really have much time to work.
So I'll be honest I watched the news at night before I go to bed. What channel channel 6? A.D.C. Oh the local news?
No, I watch CNN on weekends, but oh CNN If they would have they would have gave you the flute so fast if I knew your ass was watching CNN That's amazing. I was lucky to get Newsmax and I want to say thanks to Sean and Emma They're two hosts and they were really nice to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweetheart Just nice people and I just really appreciate it. I'm happy.
I appreciate you guys having me on and they mentioned you You sir, do that. Yeah, that was nice appreciate that. Shout out. Um What about those pictures of Trump?
You said you want Trump back in office was that a just were you just playing to your audience? Well, I am a comedian. I'm not a politician and I don't even want to go there because I can trouble with that So we're gonna leave that one. Go really?
I'm a comedian. I'm not a politician and you know, you know, I know Trump Yes, of course we know Trump. Why is that of course at all? I didn't know that you know Trump.
Yeah, yeah, I've met Trump a lot of times You know your name. What do you see? Hey, Jimmy? Probably not I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I appreciate it. So I mean, did you so are you you voted for Trump probably in the last election? Yes, yeah, with all Joey. Okay, that's interesting.
You watched CNN by your MAGA What's that? I don't know. I just curious how this all happened, but it's very interesting. Jimmy.
I'm happy for you It's a team of people. Look, I look up to you guys a lot. I don't talk seriously like this, but I mean what you'll is accomplished with Teddy fresh That's amazing what you guys did and what you've done on your fan base and all the work you've done and you have a good phenomenal team of people and um that to help you accomplish success and I've done that and that on I'm starting to build that team An entertainment actually it's starting starting to work someone. I'm not saying it's working as much as I want, but it's heading in the right direction I'll say that to be honest and that's kind of where we're going.
I'm gonna go one step at a time when I rush in things we're doing it kind of In order and strategically, you know, so was there any uh After this interview did on Newsmax, did you hear any chatter about this hot new comedian, Jimmy or anything like that? Well, I did see something up on Hollywood times today really Hollywood times. Yes, you can do it And um we have something it works for something big late my new york that we heard from today And um, we don't want to say anything until it happens because you know just like that My team doesn't want me to say anything but there's things happening and then that thing with James cordon and balazar We're reaching out to them to try to do some fomo in that restaurant and we haven't heard back in them yet. Oh shit I mentioned well we mentioned it in the in usrael on purpose and we're waiting here back then because you're I thought James cordon was wrong and you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You would never miss tree restaurant staff like him, right?
Yeah, never I I was a waiter for four years here school and I'm extra nice to waiters and over 10 because And really more jobs. Yeah Waiter you have to be nice and uh, listen we went to Felix we did a fomo thing in New York a week you had a promotional thing for Just some of them just sing out. Yeah, we did a promotional thing for adidas They gave me didn't pay me free sweatsuit. I mean what Felix had home Reservation and we had home over there with the GM and the owner My Instagram panel Sam is that Sam one there?
No, everybody's here. I mean everyone's here But all right go to my Instagram and look about a week ago You'll see some of the post up like you said we did fomo with him. I don't know what does that mean? Fomo or or adidas there's there's excitement and there's fans and there's a lot of activity Fomo's a term in entertainment for fear missing out so you know You had a fear of missing out with them, but you're not missing out you're in the action You can create Excitement charisma and a lot of entertainment style buzz, you know, it's cool where a person wants to see you because they have fear of missing You would be causing other people to have Fomo you you eat and cause fomo people have to watch your show so they don't miss things You know, and I make a whole thing pictures and I went to a table because two people Right guys, you're on speed and they all got excited and and that's up on the Instagram You're creating that excitement where there's fans and and you know, we create that buzz which is basically you got we need the fomo more fomo More problems perhaps How'd you get that free of data stracks who by the way cause cause I did an event for them They asked me to go in list out.
I had to really want in for a deal At the end I said I had that yellow sweatshirt. I said I hate that and they said yeah Can't drop me take away What did you do for adidas They just wanted me as a social media flute you go and implement your winner so there was a bunch of people I said I put on about three and a half minutes. Do you mean respectfully? There's no chance that that's happened It did happen because that's that was why we went the Felix thing was off the cup the easiest thing is because I know the manager that works there I know the girl oh, so it wasn't like adidas corporate it was like adidas Oh Okay, okay that I believe and then so you were doing stick at adidas So you got to create the fomo and then they get it right around they want to take pictures like I did my fan for an at the end They gave me free sweatsuit that's why I wasn't anything from a corporate now absolutely people showed up to the adidas door Well, it's the people that are there they didn't come it wasn't a fan fair now.
It's they just basically oh no And people come around they were 30 Are you just are you just harassing the customers who are there shopping? Creating fomo You We put it up on social media if you look at the agency I want to see that it's in the chat Black lives matter they put a thing up with Kanye West that problems when adidas a week ago. You'll say it's in the deed wait I've heard about that Here you are that's fucking no no that's not the one Oh, go to go. What's this one from Jimmy?
That's a Las Vegas. That's just what I was in the store You're just a fan of adidas and you wanted to post yeah That was nothing go to the one a week ago in New York from one week ago You see me wearing a yellow sweatsuit go back on the end of the Instagram. Can you just post me his Instagram guys? Yeah Yeah, one step there Jim Jimbo There you go Are you supposed to be I like your own the penguin from Batman?
Very cool. Thank you. So let's see I'm Bruce Jenner. Oh, this one was really good by the way.
I like this one. Watch this watch this one guys Really? Yeah Yeah, what's the joke here? Well, take a look at his stomach.
It wasn't a hard one to figure out really But you say really so so you're basically just being like seriously you're this fat and disgusting Well, it's a piece like this. Don't blame me It's a good joke man. Jimmy. Oh, look at you.
What do you think about Eb's costume? I'm just curious Trick or treat orly. No trick or treat Charlie. That's right.
It wasn't trick or treat off. I think Hey, can you explain this post to me Jimmy? We out here bitches drip Do you like look at the post before it's posted? My my my my um Jimmy where my my my good my gears don't I'm the only one it's fine right now.
Yeah, I'm surprised man. I'm surprised by that Oh, here it is. Is it this one? No, I linked it for you.
Oh, no go go further down Can you unpack this one for me? I didn't do it. It says Abi Lee Miller It's almost wait, so you don't you don't know what it is. You're still posted Jimmy can you go back this one for me?
I did it. Automobiles. Oh, that was done by my main deckling cross. He does great great stuff.
Definitely. Thank you. He did that. He's one of our fans He's a good one.
He's a good one. Okay. Okay. What about this one?