What if you had to beat up kids until you died? ft. Michael

Us? Not talk about an Ali Hazelwood book? NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.We LOVED Ali’s latest enemies-to-lovers novel Love, Theoretically, which pits an experimental physicist against a theoretical physicist and trust us when we say that that combo is WAY hotter than you’d think. Elsie and Jack miiiight just be our new favorite STEMinist couple (no offense, Adam and Olive). Listen to find out why we think this is Ali’s best book yet, all the ways in which we identified with Elsie, and what the best Twilight movie is (it’s relevant, we swear).Love, Theoretically is on shelves now!

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom, Pt. 9. They do another taste test of both Hot Habanero and Dill Pickle chips sent in by Burgerchamp! Afterwards, Karradyne talks thirsty vampires in The Witch and the Vampire, a donut-y, gay romance in The Dos and Donuts of Love, and the third entry in a STEM romance series, Love, Theoretically. Chris almost beats classic Gameboy platformer Super Mario Land, gets samurai'd in Genji: Dawn of the Samurai, and becomes a punchy monk in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. They end the show with a letdown/winner of a dinner from Fuzzy's Taco Shop.You can contact us at:anovelconsole@gmail.comFacebook.com/anovelconsoleTwitter.com/anovelconsoleInstagram: @anovelconsolePatreon.com/anovelconsoleOther Streaming Platforms:anovelconsole.carrd.coSupport the Show.

S2E21 - Party Pat....Definitely a cult leader. Our 50th episode special has some guest stars, some theoretically speaking, and far too much pancakes and dancing!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an Animorph??? Well that's great because we (sort of) talk about it on this meandering episode of THEORETICALLY SPEAKING!!