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And Conor McDavid cannot win the big one. That part is unfortunately true unless you count the cons to my trophy as the big one. But the Panthers did it. They stopped.
What would have been the most embarrassing Stanley Cup final ever? Because we've had the 3-0 teams lose in the hockey playoffs. Obviously it's happening in baseball, but never in the actual final. I think in 1942, yeah, it was pre-war.
Yes. It was the Toronto Maple Leafs. That's what you did. Yeah, your boy Hitler was still alive.
Yeah, my boy. Yeah. He had one good idea, which was to kill Hitler. Yes, that's true.
We can agree on that. But yeah, this would have been, they stole history from us. That's kind of how I look at this. So congrats to the Panthers.
You earned it. You were the better team over the course of seven games. However, I'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night. It did feel, I was rooting for the Oilers.
I wanted to see Conor McDavid get his big moment. It felt like it was all working perfectly. You have those times in sports where it's like, the whole cliche, like if you gave this script, everyone would throw it out in Hollywood. That's what it felt like if Conor McDavid had a game winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime.
But what the Panthers did is they just played great defensive hockey and Bob was awesome again. And it was an awesome, awesome game. That six-minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period is crazy. It was so much fun to watch and it ended with a Panthers goal.
That was basically the game, that was the game in terms of game winning goal. But that was the game and the fact that the Oilers had really good chances. The Panthers had really good chances. There was no whistle.
They're going back and forth. And it was essentially who can ever, whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game. And that's what happened. Yeah, that was a crazy six-minute period.
And I think that the game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it's so stressful. Oh, I enjoyed it because I had no real, like, I had no big bat. I had no roots. I enjoyed the hell out.
You know what I'm saying though, like game sevens and hockey, it's just all anxiety. All the time, like both teams, but holes are puckred up. All the fan base, they're just terrified of something bad happening. And when you watch that, you can even feel that, at least for me, as a neutral party that didn't have a bat on either team, that was just, I was kind of rooting for history and that's pretty much it.
I was still feeling like it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven. It was a big moment, but the entire time, you feel uneasy watching that. Yeah, but I enjoyed watching every second of it. I thought it was just awesome.
Every chance that the Oilers, that one chance that McDavid had, like maybe six minutes left, where he got the puck poked from him. It just, yeah, it was great. It was great. I love game sevens and yeah, I know what you're saying, but I just, as someone who didn't, I wasn't going to sleep different on who, like if the Oilers won or the Panthers won, it wasn't going to change my life.
I had maximum enjoyment of that game. I liked it because it was game seven and in a minute, in a lot, you can tell that every moment on the ice, like it was an entire like three hours of big moments right after the other. And I think of Panthers fans, if you would ask them, how did you feel watching game seven, they probably hated game seven. They probably hated that.
That was probably, you never want to go back and think about it again. You're going to watch the final minute and you're going to watch, you know, the celebration afterwards and you're going to feel great about it. But that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time, it was like, are we going to be the biggest choke artists in history? And not only that, but it felt like the last 10, 15 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panther zone getting chance after chance after chance.
And then they finally ran out of gas. It was kind of crazy actually watching the end when they pulled the goalie and the Oilers like, I think David fell down in the middle of the ice. Someone else had an errant pass. They actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot.
So as a hockey guy and a supermetrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period. Yeah, maybe not six, but I think they just four and a half. I think you pulled the goalie super early. Yeah.
I feel like, I don't know, just at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out there until like a minute, 45, two minutes left. Well, they got screwed by a couple, they lost the face off and then they turned it over. And it was like, they just never got the correct setup to get them off. I do think they should have gotten off earlier.
I don't know, six and a half minutes would be a lot. Well, I'm joking about six and a half, but it should definitely be more than one minute. Yeah, between a half four minutes. Yeah.
So I think a lot of teams, they wait and like the clock strikes too. And they're like, okay, now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do. But in that situation, if you don't win, then what are you doing out there, you might as well right? And you just need as many shots as you can get.
And they never really got set up for that last big shot. I did not realize how much I like Paul Marie since he left the game. And his interviews that he was doing. And then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season.
Yeah, that guy, that's that's central casting hockey coach right there. I appreciate the hell out of that guy. That I love him. I also love Brody the dog.
Did you guys see Brody the dog? Brody the dog was sitting ringside front row, a giant shaggy ass dog. You got to check out Brody the dog. He's that dude.
I think that's his name. I don't know, but he's an influencer. Brody the dog I think they call him Brody that dude. Okay, Brody the dog.
Yeah. Also, shadow Evan Rodriguez. What are you laughing about? Hanks just?
Oh, not talking to Mike. We are in a hotel in Nashville, by the way. We're in a secret covert operation. No one knows we're here.
That felt like a personal shot from me. Yeah, you were snickering at him. Yeah, you were both. Oh, no, I mean, it was blading Max.
He just pointed at Max. I just changed. I just changed. She just sit in the corner.
I just said something. I just pointed to the Hank to talk into the mic. She ordered a ribeye for breakfast. And he spat on it before he ate it.
He always spins on his ribeye. All right, we Brody the dude and Brody that dude. I think he just looked up Brody the dog. I did look up.
I can't find Brody the dog. What I was going to say is shout out Evan Rodriguez being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup. Yeah, so we might know an Evan, but we're not going to say who it is because we want to ruin the illusion for anyone. Right.
We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball. Right. He's not quite as his years a lot. Yeah, he's not always operating a lot on 100, but he's operating really, really close to 100.
Correct. Brody, I can you pull it up? I'm looking for Brody the dog. If you search for Brody the dog on Twitter, you're just going to see someone get hit by a train.
Yeah. So are you looking for a cute dog? Well, here's a Russian soldier getting shot. Here's an FPV drone attack.
Brody the dog and then his owner is what? Is his owner like a bodybuilder? I don't care about the owner. I just I'm obsessed with Brody the dog.
Okay, I like Brody the dog sitting front row. Imagine being sitting, imagine having seats behind Brody the dog. Do you think so the dog influencers? Careful.
What? Oh, I like this piece. I like this piece. How often do you think there is I'm trying to use my words carefully here.
How often do you think there is how often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram handle of their dog uses the DM's? Yeah, definitely happens. Yes. Yes.
Like if you're well, not all the time. Not all the time. Is that not weird? Do you not sit back and say, Hey, I just like I met this chick.
We hooked up. We had a great time. We had sex. Oh, how did you guys meet?
She slid into my golden doodles DMS. I think that definitely happens a lot. Yes. I love it.
Is that not we? Is there you tell that story if you get married to this? How did how we met story? She thought my dog was cute.
I think that's how you say it. I mean, it's no different thing. Going to the dog park taking your dog out on the walk and someone's up. Hey, can I pet your dog?
Yeah, you want to fuck? Yeah, that's actually a good point. It is. It's the same thing.
It's just just taking into the new way. It's just online. It does feel a little scummy because you're using pictures of your dog. And then at some point she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog sexing back to her.
Do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice? Because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing, right? Yeah, you got to be like, Oh, I got this bone. I got a bear.
Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. So that's what they're reading up. Prote the dog.
He's got a red rocket. Let's put in your mouth. Yeah, the paw emoji, paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers parents, they start talking to each other back and forth as the dogs.
Yeah, as both. Yeah, play days. They DM as the dogs in character as the dogs. And then at some point, be like, are you talking to me or you talking to dog?
Yeah, right. And again, this is not about this picture tape because David's famous in his own right. I'm talking about like the people who have no fame, but their dog has insane fame. You definitely use that dog.
Right. Because like, it's just a regular person and then all of a sudden your dog has two million followers. Yeah. People are hitting that up.
And you have a thought. No one knows who you are. They know who your dog is. And then you start to think that you're famous because people know your dog.
Right. Wow. Yeah. I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show.
Yeah, we should. By the way, this all counts as Stanley Cup recap. I mean, it was great. It was great.
This all is part of the Stanley Cup recap. So when you say, Oh, you only talked with the Stanley Cup for two minutes? No, no, this counts. It was a great dog.
Yeah, it was great seats. It was a great time. So you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah, Conor McDavid, kind of a dick move not accepting the trophy.
Oh, I like it. I think it's a dick move to give him a trophy. Yes. You should just you should be allowed to like take yourself out of the conversation.
Yeah, I lost. I don't want to preeminently decline. Yeah. I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy one being unclassy to the league to being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton.
I think that at that point, if you're connor McDavid, like fuck all that, just go, go crying the locker room and do whatever you gotta do to get over the loss. Like, it's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like, thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul crushing moment of my life. There's that is a true no win situation. Yeah.
If he stays and accepts that trophy, everyone will make fun of him and say what a loser you actually like, you know, held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup. Yeah, I have no problem with him not accepting it. Why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it.
He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records. But fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of historical historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it.
I didn't realize. So obviously, I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto. I didn't realize the Consmite does as well. Like the fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL, that's weird.
So you don't get a moment with it. You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back. You don't get to take it back to trophies because I was joking. Like if I, if it was like the MBAMVP or Super Bowl MVP, they get the actual trophy.
If you won that as the losing team, I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart, which you wouldn't, but it would try. You certainly can't be proud of that trophy. You can't display it. No.
Imagine having that in your house. No. They're like, oh, Consmite winner, congratulations. The only way, the only way that that Consmite trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups.
Yeah. And he wins like, oh, he wins the Consmite and all of those cups. And then it becomes a fun little trivia. Like Conor McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six Consmites.
That's cool. Yeah, I would say other than that, it's not going to be a cool trophy. I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Did you see? He tried.
He tried so hard to kind of, he knew how awkward the moment was. So he, instead of just saying the Consmite trophy, he goes to Conor McDavid, he was like, and this player broke all types of records, these playoffs. He broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record. Like almost, almost, almost like I'm out rushing more pick being like, this is why I'm picking it.
Yeah. This is why it's a good pick. I, you can't give that award to him. No, it feels very mean.
It feels very mean and point. Just give it to Bob. I love comments. The back to back four point games were insane.
He was not, he, it's a team sport, but he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of the series, six periods, six periods. I would say we could have a stick with him, didn't it? Right. Yeah.
I would say it would be, it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy because if you don't give him the trophy, then you know, everyone's always going to say that was a great series. But you know what, Conor McDavid should have gotten the concept trophy. And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, yeah, he got it, but he lost the Stanley Cup. Yeah.
It sucks. Sucks, actually, always, but great for the Panthers throwing rats on the ice. I, you know, the Panthers probably are one of the not most shit on fan bases, but they've got to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some die hard Panthers fans.
It's kind of like when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015, I want to say, and I went out to LA and I got like mingling with some of the Kings fans. I realized there was some really, really cool, very die hard Kings fans and that's a fan base that gets shit on as well, you know, warm weather, climate, all that stuff. I think Florida is probably the similar where it's like, you know, it's probably not the most popular sport in South Florida, but there are definitely some fans that have been along the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and then through some really shitty days. And this is a really cool, you know, being able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup Final history is both satisfying and probably the most, the biggest relief you could possibly have.
Yeah, shout out Brooks. Yeah, shout out Brooks. We're happy. Yeah, if you're a die hard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad.
You're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey except for you. You've gone through losing seasons. You're more battle tested than most fan bases out there. And it's specific to I think hockey more than anything, like the warm weather hockey fan bases are always going to be up against it.
You know, there's nothing that they can really do to convince the rest of the hockey community that they are actually die hard just by the fact that they're warm weather climates. You have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather. Right. That's hard core shit.
Right. And they're, they're arenas in a mall, I think. Sunrise or Sunrise Florida. And Jake, Jake missed it by two shows to be to be on the list of people who have championships and it would have left only Max.
We can give this to Jake. Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup Finals. Just not the last couple of days. So Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take has won some type of championship.
Yeah, that's pretty cool. There's a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to everyone at championship. Oh, unfortunately, you can't legally ever leave. Got it.
Your in indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life. Good. So, yeah, that's non-negotiable. But guess what?
You might win one at some point. Philly's look pretty good. Yeah, Philly's look good. We'll get to that.
Okay. We'll get to that. Yeah, yeah. Cory Perry.
Yeah. Unfortunately for Cory Perry. What a shame. The right winger on the Oilers.
He, he lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. Oh, he was on, he was on the Stars, the Canadian's, the Tampa Bay, Lightning and Edmonton Oilers. Oh, I'm so sad for Cory Perry. Tough for him.
Cory Perry's a fucking scumbag. Why do you not like Cory Perry? I don't know anything about it. I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year than there was all rumors, but I hate him from when he was on the Ducks.
Oh, that's right. I remember he's that guy from the Blackhawks. Yes. He's a real guy.
But I hated him before he was on the Blackhawks and this shit. He's a real motherfucker. I hated him on the Ducks though, because the Ducks in the Hawks went after each other a bunch. Also, how about this in the Jake Files for, whoa, that's wild.
Jason Tatum. Yeah. Good shot. Yeah.
Went to high school together. Yeah. Pretty wild. I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much.
It's wild. It's like one of the, it's lost its wild meter. It's the Stafford. They've been playing that video for like five years.
So it's like the wild meter's gone. That picture was everywhere last night. Yeah. Wouldn't you agree though?
The wild meter goes down once it to be wild. It has to be one of those things that people didn't really expect or didn't really realize, but they've hit us over the head with it so much that it's Kershaw Stafford. Yeah. Right.
Yeah. It's not even wild anymore. I still think Kershaw Stafford's wild. Yeah.
I mean, it's not, it's wild. It's wild. Who do you think is the biggest star between those two? At your high school?
Could you talk because it's St. Louis, right? Yeah. Big hockey town.
Do you think it's your batman Tatum's right? Do you think it's or to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it? No. Yeah.
I mean, you guys, I could find like hundreds of things. Yeah. I have no aura. Perfect.
You said great. I find it. I have no aura. It's a fair point.
Yeah. I have no aura. You didn't, did you know what the word or meant like a fucking week ago? No, but no one doing it.
It's awesome because it triggers you so hard. I just know that it makes it. It's just, it's whatever. You guys grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything.
You even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back for a red sock scheme. You're like, that's maximum aura. Wow. Jason Tatum was in that picture with it.
I did not say that. Yeah, you did. No. What did you say?
Not. What did you say? I said, Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston. That's medication.
Oh, okay. Interesting. Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown at the Red Sox caption. But you didn't, you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture because you couldn't even see him because he doesn't or no.
My point was just that. Jalen Brown's dedicated. You can't even see him. Well, don't worry.
Jalen Brown might be running out of business. We'll get to that. What? Look at that necklace.
We'll get to it. Halsey cool through. What is it? What is it?
Hank, tell me. Tell me what it is. I do. Halsey cool through.
Okay. All right. Let's just do Halsey cool through. Then by the way, we are just to set the table.
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Yeah, I do have new Stell Blue flavors. Oh, you just, you don't have a hot seat cool throne, so you took? No, no, no, no. All right, I was gonna try and plug before I told you how J.L.
Brown's gonna run. Wait, why wouldn't you put coffee on the cool throne? Because it's on the hot seat. So look up, you see the necklace J.L.
Brown's been wearing? Wait, are you gonna actually plug J.L. Brown's coffee company? Does he have one?
Well, no, big cat, that's the thing, it's not coffee. What is it? It's caffeine in a necklace. What?
Yeah, it's cocaine. That necklace, ready? This is the website, Dave said, like when they were walking, they said, what's that necklace? I was like, I guarantee it's something crazy.
When I looked it up, it's thousands of dollars. Oh, okay, so we're good. It's patented in technology to biostream compounds like caffeine and melatonin digitally without you having to ingest them. No lingering side effects, no stomach discomfort.
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Falsely faster and stay asleep, get the rest of you need to feel better, maintain focus during the day and increase performance. So, choose the blend you'd like to play and happy does the rest. Yeah, so basically you can just wear a necklace and get caffeine adjusted. I am going to purchase one of these.
This seems like the best idea ever. So, it's a necklace that digitally puts caffeine into your bloodstream. And melatonin if you want it. Can you control which is which?
Yeah, I would assume. 25 blends. Why are there different blends? Do you imitate the natural magnetic?
Do you want to taste them? There's no way you taste them. So, why would there be different blends? All right, you guys have fair hot seat.
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It's the best. Yeah, they're just like, someone came up with this. It was like, well, we'll get at least one guy to buy this. One pro athlete to buy this.
All we need, that probably was the business model. They're like, let's create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body. And then they said, well, how are we going to make money? And they're like, well, did you see the new max in the NBA is 300 million?
All we need is one guy. And they're just kidding him. He's got jail in Brown. Good for jail in Brown.
What's the point of having $300 million if you don't spend on junk science, right? I agree, I agree. It can't hurt. Actually probably can't.
It could absolutely hurt. It could destroy your career. 100% hurt. Yeah, I'm in though.
I'm in though. Listen, the new fight necklace. Yeah, what you saying has more? I'm just not answering.
I think if you wear this chain, you have aura. So how's your state where it's? You just hate it so much. I don't know.
You just hate it because Tatum doesn't have any. It's just max. Yeah. Well, he knows when bothering somebody if he didn't know that he didn't had no more.
No, like, they got to think literally doesn't know what the definition of aura is. If you see it, you can tell. You don't have to know the definition. Right.
Yeah. That's a fact. Is it not? It's subjective.
And you're never going to accept the fact that they both have it. Mm. 50. You're almost?
No, I mean, I'm going to continue saying aura. You don't have to look at where he could find it. I'm trying to find out right now. He has checked out until he finds out where he could find it.
No, I got to buy this necklace. What if they make a cock ring? Oh, yeah. No, Hank, he doesn't.
I'm sorry. I'm just being realistic. It's just doesn't. It's just you're going to keep doing it.
Like you've already run into the ground and gone around. No, I'm not running into the ground. It's just eating fat. No, we're shooting it to the moon.
We haven't. No. You definitely won't. OK, let me ask you this.
This is so doesn't bother you. When Jason Tatum gets to a microphone, when he's about to give a speech, are you worried? Like, I don't say anything dumb. No.
I would be. This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard. Don't say it's a cringe, Jason. You guys are like, we can't accept the fact that the Southerners want to champion him.
No, that's easy. How do we try and tear them down? How do we try and create division? It's not tearing him down.
He's just a stating of fact. I think that's why we're next to Ariani. Yeah, true. Every time.
No aura. No aura. No aura. But if you're going to be a champion, it should be a kiss the ring bitch.
Both of those things can be true. But you can't say for you. No, but you can't say kiss the ring bitch while at the same time thinking, I wish we would stop talking about it. I don't think that.
No. You're thinking that right now. No, I think it's just like I hate these guys so much. I would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have aura.
Correct. That's a great thing that's a great position to be. Now, better position to be a better position to be a PFT. No, I'm saying in your mind, the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura.
I would love that. Who says my favorite player? A better position to be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura. That would be great.
I think you're the main guy that you love so much not having. Define aura. I said, if you got to ask, you can't afford it. That's a fact.
You probably don't know what it means. Oh, looks like I got you. No, I don't. I don't.
I don't know. I don't know. That's the problem. He doesn't know what it looks like.
He got to Tom Brady. You have aura? No, he definitely does have aura. He definitely does have aura.
So it's not an anti-hank thing. This is just we're calling it as we see it. We're journalists. KG has a shitload.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Good thing you're not upset.
As an innocent bystander, you can't say that he has aura. He has so much. He's got too much aura. Right.
You could say that. Would you rather have aura or championship? I'd rather have both. Good answer.
You didn't see that coming. I'd rather have both. Right. That was today's Auratov.
I'd rather be on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again. I'm going to speak. I'm going to be like, hey, today, I woke up. You're like, I'd like to have championship aura.
I'd like to have championship aura. That's what I'm like. You're saying that he doesn't bother you. The biggest lie ever.
No, it's just like, it's one of those things where it's like this conversation is going to happen in circles forever. It's just like it is annoying. I don't care about you guys acting like Jason doesn't have aura. I just know that every time I speak for the next six months, it's going to be like, yeah, but just do the world.
You've really sounded like a guy who doesn't. You've had a two week suck off on the show. Can we have a bunch of balls once? Absolutely.
You're going to send us. I need you to better vibes first. You're going to have to do better vibes. We didn't even say that.
You're competing in the beer limit. I'm honored. Speaking of that. People need us to bring you back down a little bit.
Otherwise, they're going to unsubscribe from the show. That's already happened. I'm starting from. Who's a big kid?
Sidebar. Yeah. I'm sure I think he does have aura. Max.
Max has aura. He's got it. He's got it. Just something about.
A kid from fucking penis. What? Are you talking about pig pen? The dirty kid?
Are you talking about Charlie Brown? No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown. He misses the... Oh, you know what an actual Charlie Brown?
No, he's talking about pig pen. Yeah. But Charlie Brown would a bit of better comparison, kicking the field goal. He has aura.
No, no. This is really does. This is like what? It's a classic Twitter meme.
It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Charlie Brown had hoes. Look, he, no, he did not. Yeah, I think we found more than anything that Hank has no idea we just talked about when I'm still working.
Yeah, I'm not. Can you send me the link to the necklace? I can't find it anymore. I'm in order one though.
Okay. My cool throne is three beers. Yeah. Do you guys see this yesterday?
No. Nick Beans, golfer, he's never played a PGA Tour sanctioned event. He's never played an event bigger than a state open, so no corn fairies, no professional nothing. He was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the rocket mortgage open.
He finishes round. I think he was in contention, but still needed some things to happen. Drank three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the play. I love that.
I love that. I love that. He said he said he was like, how do you think this is going to affect three beers before the playoff? And because it's not an official event, because his round is over, it's allowed because he finishes round.
He can do whatever he wants. He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt. He's like, three beers are going to play perfectly.
Yes. It's the perfect amount. It is. It's the three beers.
No, that's always for the people that say, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple bad holes. It's true. The four beer rule is what I've always gone by. If you go, if you go to the fourth beer, you basically have to go to 10 or you like, because four beers, you have four beers.
You're signing up for maybe, you're not hanging over, but at least feeling a little off in the morning anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little bus. I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going. You're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards and I don't think it affects your game. It makes you more relaxed.