You're Not Normal B*tch, Get Used To It

Summary

This week’s Georgia’s on her period and the gremlins really have come out to play. Especially because she gave up the ‘ch’ and the ‘ch’ for January (yes, she’s a cliche chocolate ’n’ cheese b*tch). She makes out her head is in the game but no, she’s just f*cking delirious. But actually, we’re talking about vices, and how we love to do things that feel so good at the time but actually damage the f*ck out of us. Like when having sex in the shower sounds really attractive, and then you’re in there and it feels like you’re being drowned. So yah, whatever sh*t you think you do is disgusting and wrong, we’re gunna blow that myth to pieces, because we all do it. Gobble up the following list to get yourself wet as f*ck for this episode, because it’s a good one. 5 - 12 mins: China cuts her toe nails compulsively because what the f*ck else is she gunna do, see her boyfriend? And… yeah, bum crack hair, we all love to scoop that baby out after the shower. Also, wet willies, anyone? 12 - 15 mins: Blanking the f*ck out of people is our favourite thing, not healthy mind you. Also, why reading your star-sign is like crack cocaine for the soul. 15 mins: Baby G is one of those people who won’t order her own dessert but will take yours, and it unravels a whole story about her poo, so sorry. 21 mins: Making guys shower before AND after you sleep with them, we just want to be clean? 25 mins: Eating rubbers, they just taste good. 26 mins: Why we prefer to have sex after we’ve had a poo, and we know we’re not alone. 27 mins: China love smelling armpits, delish. 28 mins: We go into detail about 69ers… why?! Does anyone want to do that ever? The answer is no, and that’s why it’s the only vice none of us girls will ever, ever have. It’s not sexy, and how the f*ck are you supposed to do two things at once without being terrified they’re going to lick your butthole? 31 mins: We really dive into sexual vices, we know this is the sh*t you’ve been waiting for you filthy b*tches. “Yes call me bitch but also tell me you love me! Damn it!” 35 mins: Tell me I’m a bitch when we’re in bed, but not in the day because I will f*cking leave you. And as soon as you’re finished calling me a b*tch can you give me a head massage & make me a cup of tea. 37 mins: Baby G thinks she’s getting pregnant in her left tit, and it’s not relevant to anything so just suck it up. 39 mins: When China’s ex tried to turn her on with a knife, and she wishes he hadn’t. Then there was the crotchless onesie off Ebay. And when her gag reflex got destroyed by d*ck. 44 mins: Strange places we like to have sex, everyone has this vice. 47 mins: Baby G talks about the horrible smells she loves smelling, including damp garages. 49 mins: Baby G is gunna eat her boyfriend like a black widow.