You're The Worst - Crows

Birds crap on everything. Erect a beautiful, han…

An episode of the You're The Worst Podcast podcast, hosted by Matt Johnston, titled "You're The Worst - Crows" was published on June 28, 2021 and runs 17 minutes.

June 28, 2021 ·17m · You're The Worst Podcast

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Birds crap on everything. Erect a beautiful, hand-chiseled, true work of art - a monument to a national hero and it'll be covered in excrement within the week. Maybe a bird had crashed your airplane, maybe one has stolen your pet, maybe one's even poked your eye out (all of which are completely true things that have happened). Depending on where you live, you might hate magpies, seagulls or pigeons. But as for this episode, I want to tell you about one of the most offensive, aggressive, disease-spreading , vehicle damaging, child-attacking avairy nightmares across all species. Crows are the worst! My name is Matt Johnston, and I just love a good underdog story. I'm fascinated with people who gave their best and didn't just come up short ...but came in dead last. If you'd like to share a story with me, email us at [email protected] Speaking of sharing, if you like what I'm trying to do, please tell a friend. Telling even just one person can make a big difference. Thanks for listening! Please follow the show on social media at @YTWpod For more information on the show, or a typed transcript of the episode visit halfmiledigital.com

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Birds crap on everything. Erect a beautiful, hand-chiseled, true work of art - a monument to a national hero and it'll be covered in excrement within the week. Maybe a bird had crashed your airplane, maybe one has stolen your pet, maybe one's even poked your eye out (all of which are completely true things that have happened). Depending on where you live, you might hate magpies, seagulls or pigeons. But as for this episode, I want to tell you about one of the most offensive, aggressive, disease-spreading , vehicle damaging, child-attacking avairy nightmares across all species. Crows are the worst! My name is Matt Johnston, and I just love a good underdog story. I'm fascinated with people who gave their best and didn't just come up short ...but came in dead last. If you'd like to share a story with me, email us at [email protected] Speaking of sharing, if you like what I'm trying to do, please tell a friend. Telling even just one person can make a big difference. Thanks for listening! Please follow the show on social media at @YTWpod For more information on the show, or a typed transcript of the episode visit halfmiledigital.com

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