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So go get those and I'll see you over there in Virginia. Beautiful plays, beautiful state. And today's guests are well, there are two generations of white rappers, musicians, entertainers, artists. My dear friend Simon Rex is here with me today, aka Dirk Nasty.
And a young gentleman who some of you guys might get to know for the first time is Young Gravy. All right, today's sitting here with one of my closest friends in Los Angeles, Simon Rex, aka Dirk Nasty. Happy to be. I'm happy to be here.
He's obviously been going through some stuff. You make me laugh everything. And truly one of my dearest friends in Los Angeles. And then a young rapper right here, Young Gravy is here today.
Greetings. So young gravy. Yeah. And how is it?
Previously known as what? Well, we got some of you all. First of all, white rat. You guys are white.
I'm just going to say you guys are white rappers. You're you're. You're. Well, no, I'm I'm I'm I'm Jewish.
So not technically white. Although I look white and I'm white privilege, but I'm not technically white. And I also thought I'd be part of some. No, I'm part I'm part Spanish.
So if you want to be racist, that's close enough. You're best to be specific. Best to be I was going to get you're right. I'm best, which is a region next to Spain.
So like the end or what? Never mind. We had a guy these who ride around on neighborhood on this little span. Actually, they look a little Spanish horse and it was like a like some people had real horses in our area and people ride them around sometimes.
Louisiana. Yeah. Yeah. Not New Orleans or Baton Rouge.
We're talking like we're talking rural. Yeah. More rural. You know, I got gnarly shit.
People like burn and stuff in the yard often. People like we're talking incest or not. Mm. Because I've been through a few parts of Georgia where I've we'll get to that later.
But yeah, I know you have a line and when you're song, it's like incest. Incest. I just kiss. Yeah, something.
Yeah. Yeah. Those stories behind all that shit. It's all.
Oh, yeah. I never practice any incest. One of my younger sisters are pretty cute, but she everybody went there with separate ways. You know, that was the thing.
I don't think anybody in our family hung out long enough to really practice anything wild. You know, and you didn't have a sister. No, I'm only child, which is a core issue of a lot of my issues. Now, I got to know about white rabbit.
I want to know because white wrapping seems like there's a glass ceiling on it. It seems like it's like. Does that mean again? I don't know.
I don't know for that term a lot. It has to do with like women in like the workplace. Yeah, it seems like you can only get so high in the genre. Does it seem like that in?
Does it seem like I don't know. And this is my perception that I have no idea. I think nowadays white to be a black rapper is like, damn, that's a black rapper. It's rare now.
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's so many different. So many different.
So many different. There's so many different parts of hip hop and so many different fanbases where it's like, I mean, any rapper, no matter what race they have, like there's black rappers that have all white fans. There's white rappers that have like a bunch of black fans. It's like, it's all over.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just it's just the. Can you take these off yet?
Yeah. Can we all switch one one time and then I have those? Yeah, I'll switch it. I'll switch it.
I want to see you in my glasses. And then we'll go. Oh, I thought you know. That was a great.
Those are good on you. Yeah. That was a great. That was a great glasses.
They look good on you. Really? Yeah. Those are you.
You're going to keep those. Okay. I'll thank you. I'm a big nose.
I feel like every time I put on glasses, it's like, oh, this guy's trying to be in a disguise. And then it's like, I just. You look pretty, bro. Thanks, man.
You look good, man. Glass ceiling. We got the definition right here. An unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement in a profession, especially affecting women and members of minorities, which in rapper, which in if people think of rap regular people, I'm a regular person.
So I think a rap is more of like almost like a black sport a lot of times. So do you do it seem like there's like a white rapper? It's like tougher. It doesn't even matter.
It might have been different whenever some you rap. Yeah. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but 15 years ago, when I came out with Mickey Avalon, we did, you know, right when my space came out, it wasn't novelty. It was like, oh, these white rappers, they're trying to be the beastie boys.
It wasn't as common. 15 years later, I think it's a lot more common. But like we met recently and he was like, man, you know, I grew up watching your shit. And then I met a little Dickie about a couple years ago.
And he said the same thing. And I'm like, oh, I think it's kind of evolved to remember a little Dickie saying without my dick, there'd be no little Dickie. You gave me the idea. So I think it all kind of evolved.
Yeah. And he told me that. He was, oh, Adam Sandler's Christmas party. And I was like, you couldn't, did it seem like you did you feel like a rapper?
Because you, I mean, some, you've had a bunch of different career. And you've had like, you know, like you're always, you're kind of an entertainer. I mean, I'm just trying to think like, I guess I'm just trying to get a little bit more into it. Like, does it seem like there was like a ceiling?
Does it, did you feel like just a rapper? Did you feel like that? I have an interesting way to explain it. For me, when I first started rapping, I had a job in college.
I didn't want to lose. It was like, I was like a basically I worked at a startup accelerator, which is like, they helped like startup companies get off the ground and I would do all the marketing for these venture capitalists, people. And I was like, I don't know how I got that job. I would have been dope at her school if I didn't do the rapping.
But, something else, marketing shit, whatever. I wanted to hide my, I don't want my boss to figure out that I rap. I didn't want to like, I was kind of embarrassing. I don't want to be that guy to get a list of my rap.
So like, the first like three months that I was making music, I didn't show anybody, I was like my two roommates. And then, and then like I started going up, but I kept my face, I didn't reveal my face for like a year and a half. Did you wear a mask or something or do you wear a light in front of your hands? I didn't perform because I came up on song clubs.
So that's a slow grind. No, no, no, no. I thought you don't need to face that. I was, every single thing I put out was just like, pin up girls.
That was like all my artwork was all this 50s, 60s, things shit. And then finally, I eventually revealed my face and put up a music video for my biggest song, not Mr. Clean, and it had me in it. And people added 80% of the comments were like, holy shit, I thought he was black.
I didn't know he was white. So it was just because of my low voice and all that. It's almost like, it's almost like people were like, oh, it was some weird comments. Oh, now that I figured out that he's white.
I'm out. It's like, why would you say what? So there's some white people out there, man. But I feel like as long as your music's unique, man, there's no like, no glass.
I mean, post-mole's kind of like pop, but he's a white dude and he's great with it. Yeah, Mac Miller, personal. I mean, Mac Miller, I think is the best example. He's like an amazing rapper, respected by everybody.
Yeah. And in a lot of your videos, you keep it pretty diverse. You keep it real. I mean, even age wise in your videos, they always got like a little bit of a lady that, you know, was a little bit older.
You know, I got the milfin. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah, you didn't hear the lyrics?
Oh, that's been my thing. I really love mils. Yeah, so I'm saying, I've seen some really, I'm like, damn. But you got a real diverse, because you'll have like a 19-year-old and then you'll have like a 49-year-old.
Do you know Brandi Love? You ever seen her on the internet? I don't think so. Is that a porn star?
It sounds like a porn star. She's one of the most famous porn stars on Earth. Simon, my god. He seems a little disappointed that we don't know.
Yeah, I am. Oh, here she is right here. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
She looks like every other part. Oh, she's a milf. Mama, I like the famous for it. I mean, her are really tight.
She was in a video of mine. I've been seen it then. Yeah. I'm a fan of young gravy's music here.
I think he's awesome. Yeah, you were telling me it's so crazy, because yesterday I was, you guys ran into each other. Right. And yesterday, no, I invited him to watch the Super Bowl.
If I seem a little down today, it's because my 49ers lost, but I'm getting over it. It's OK. I want to talk to your thanks, fan. You guys had it worse enough.
So I'm going to have to put $2,500 on the Chiefs. So he was just as a man of ours. I'm trying to hide my mind. He was, you know, made it worse when they lost and then he like patted me on the shoulder.
He's waiting for his mind bookie accounts to update. Anyway, so I invited him over to watch the end of the game at my boy's house and then he came back to the crib and he's like, yo, you heard it, the O'Vaughn? I was like, you mean one of my best friends? Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'm doing his podcast.
I'm like, I got to call him and that's awesome. Yeah, we're a small world. I was just, we're thinking like, it would be fun to have somebody else in with you. So we're thinking maybe a comedian and then once you see me, I was like, oh, this is great.
Yeah. And once you said that I was thinking like Trevor Wallace or someone who's mad cool, but like this is perfect. It's like my phone uncle. Yeah.
Trevor Wallace is really, really funny man. I love, I don't think Trevor knows how big of a fan of him. I am. We should all hang out, man.
Yeah. Yeah. I know I'd love to. I saw him at the commie store the other night.
Yeah, he's on Instagram making fun of bang energy and all this stuff. We just make bang energy. That's fun. I know what you were talking about.
It's really good. So he had a bunch of videos like make it fun of white claw and like, and he had sponsored by truly. Oh, that's great. And it was the same shit with me.
I got sponsored by fucking Nadi Light. Oh, that's great. That's great. That's great.
That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great.
That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great.
That's great. It's not only never so, whenever you started, you had SoundCloud. What did you have? What did you guys?
IceSpace was it. That's all we had. That's what I started with. That's trying to get hosed.
Yeah, back in seventh grade. But for music, you had to either what? If you wanted to get your music out there with YouTube? Well, it was YouTube was kind of stuff.
Oh, five. So I remember my space. Do you remember there was the music player on your home page where you could have your top friends? I'm all Lil Jon.
All Lil Jon. Snugo fingers. Right. So we put our own music up as a demo.
Like here, check this out and then my space records and InnerScope signed Mickey Avalon together and put out a collab album. And then we took off from there and it was just like my accident. I would hand out our seat, this is how old it was. I would burn CDs.
We'd make demos in my spare bedroom. Did you buy a burner? Yeah. I'd buy a burner.
I'd have five rotats. I'd have five rotats. I'd have to burn five CDs of like five horrible rap songs with me and Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy and I'd wrap them up in like the L.A. Express which is a local pornographic newspaper and I would just hand them out to like people in L.A.
Like Leonardo DiCaprio at the club. But here's me and my boys rapping and I was like what the fuck are you talking about? And then like a week later, they'd be like that's not you. That sounds dope and it circulated around Hollywood and eventually we got signed.
Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy because I was listening to you advertise through pornography as well. Yeah, oh, that was great. My label gave me about $5,000 in advertising budget.
And we said, you know what? Let's do pornhub. So I connected with this pornhub area, or it took the girl who kind of like. I don't pay for any of the high-end stuff.
I see a lot of the free stuff. And I actually need to get a blocker on my phone. She just runs all the social media for pornhub. Connected with her.
And we just put all the money in the pornhub. I was like, let's just fucking do it. And ads for my new song are all over. And people are loving it.
And my fan base is like, well, now it's a lot more women. Back then, it was a lot of dudes. So they're just freaking out. The girls were going to watch porn.
I feel like I was about posting about it. It was a mutually beneficial thing for me. Yeah, it's the same thing. It sounded like the same thing.
You guys just did the same thing. That's what you ran up in something second. You got to trick them. You got to disarm them with a hard peen.
Well, not the hard peep. You want to get them? You know what I'm saying. I never have.
I never have. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And I've also had porn stars in all my music videos.
So it's like, people will see that and recognize it. Oh, shit. He's with Gina Valentina. He's with Brandi Love.
I'm gonna do that. Don't worry. I have no idea any of those three names. I think I'm too old because I don't know those names.
And he made me get the porn block on my phone, which I still have and I can't delete it off of theirs. What's porn block? It's mixes, you can't access porn. Oh, see, he's 27.
He doesn't need to know yet. Yeah, I mean the future dude. Oh, yeah. Simon, is you like 12 years from now on.
You're 27. I'm not. I'm 39. Oh, but Simon is you?
You 23. I'm like a grown man. Yeah, I know. It's the height.
You know it's the height? He's a child. You can be a grandfather. I'm 45, but I'm just saying legally I could be your dad.
Anyway, but listen to this, my parents had a 21 year gap, and they're really old to parents, my dad had been married before. So my mom is 62, and my dad would be 84. He passed away? He passed away when I was 16.
Oh man, so did my dad when I was 16. Really? I was a colon cancer? He, no he fell in the ice.
It was rough man, but it really did affect my career, and motivate me. I was like, yo, I need to become the man of the house. My mom couldn't really handle it. I was like, come to the man of the house.
And I was like, yo, I need to like, it gave me so much motivation to like, you know, like impress him and like, support my mom. And like, I think that definitely helped me. It's where I'm at now. And, yeah, I mean, first of all, I can definitely, like, I didn't have that experience with my dad, but I, but yeah, I could imagine if my family was kind of tight and that happened, you know?
And because you'd be in tall, like when you're tall, you guys can't hide from like any, it's like, if you're tall immediately, I feel like, oh, you got to do something. Everybody always looks at tall people to do something. Yeah. Like you do something.
Yeah, help out around the house. Yeah, help out. Take all the responsibility. You know what I'm saying?
If you had, like, a short brother, nobody's like, hey, you know, earn. And I had only half siblings that were like 30 years old. So what I was doing was fucking, I mean, I was just like, grindin', hardest fucking school, trying to get a college, all that about my son, my mom can really, she was just, you know, that period of time. And never knew that about.
That makes me respect and like, you know, that's maybe the deep voice comes from having to be a man sooner because he has a very deep man voice. Oh, yeah. Never know, man. Oh yeah.
I bet you're reaching straight. you'd find a couple of of friends. . Throw them in there, bro.
No, but you're on, though, no. Oh, okay, yeah. That sounds good. I'm talking man.
I'm talking man. If we're being PC could be anybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're right bro.
It's a glass ceiling in there. It could be a beautiful chick with some solid nuts on it. Yeah. That's at next level.
Man, I got to tell you I'm really, really quick. I'm not going to name who I was with but I was in Germany on tour. You know, you all have been in Germany for the prostitution area. I've been in Germany but not for prostitution.
I've been Amsterdam and don't have experienced some of the work they have to offer. Because I wanted to see what, like, I just wanted to go see what it's all about. Me and a good friend and another good friend. We're on tour there a while back and we went into like a, they basically have this whole street where it's like all these hotels.
It's like four or five of them but they're all, it's in Hamburg. They're all just like every hotel room has its own prostitute and you walk up and literally it's like, oh yeah, like 30 year old, like, suck in fuck. They're like really speaking English. Crazy.
But we were just going there to check it out. We weren't even trying to like, I mean, someday I want to say that I'm fucking hooker but it hasn't happened yet. We're going up in there. We get to the top floor.
We didn't know what the top floor was. What that meant. So we're walking down this hallway and there's like all the doors are closed. We're going on and like, wait, I'm no cat.
We're at the end of the hallway. There's this like probably like 50 to 60 year old lady like, she looks really nice. She looks like a fucking mom. Like a nice mom.
She's like smiling at us and we're like, hey. And we're just like waving and walking towards her and then she just gets up, whips up her skirt. Big ass dick and she's just like swinging it back and forth and like smiling and like laughing. We're like, it was almost like a scary scene from it.
It was like, we're like, oh man, like we just fucking turn around and man. She was like, she got a lot of it. I'm not a bit at least. Well, the dick is surprising if you look at it.
Is that what a dick surprising when you get sick woman? Was it white woman? Yeah, probably 55 year old white woman who was a man. Oh, okay.
So she had chips but never took the penis. Yeah, I think it's a dude but he looked just like a nice grandma. Not a woman that attached it. It looked like a woman who would be really good at making cookies.
Wow. Man, nice. And then she pulled up and went back out. And then he pulls up and went back out.
We're just like, man, this is welcome to Germany, bro. Was it stock or was it aftermarket? Yeah, I was like, okay. I was like, yeah.
Dude, that's, you know what's crazy is I went to Germany one time with my ex-girlfriend and it wasn't going really well. And we were like, we were camping and shit, it wasn't good. But anyway, outside of that, we were driving through a park on a bicycle one time riding on him. And some man popped out from a hot street.
I just could be naked in a certain area of the park and just shook his, like, got his hips going. Just shook his penis back and forth and was bouncing off his legs like a soccer ball. And it was just for fun. I mean, bro, it was the craziest.
It was almost like he had taken, it seemed like it wasn't a penis at first. You could see it from real far away. That's how big of a penis. Oh, he had a huge.
Oh. It was very big. But when he got closer, he was like, literally like, you see like one of those Spanish guys bouncing a ball on their legs. Yeah, yeah.
It was like a workout. He was like there. No, he was surprising. It was a pop out and scare you type of thing.
But then what? So he gets off on that a bit. That's what I was saying. It seems like it was like choreographed clearly and he knew what he was doing.
Yeah. He was waiting for bikers to come and then he popped out and did it. And my girl, I was seeing actually did a loop back around and saw it again. Was it before we met?
Because I've never heard of it. There's a lot of things I find out through your podcast that I can't tell whether you told me or I heard it on the podcast because I'm a fan of theos as well as a friend. So I never know how to separate the two because I listen to you on the road of life. I'm always on the road and you stay a part of my life.
We stay in touch on the phone and check in by listening to the podcast. And I never know what's told and what from you or the pop. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. You were telling me a story. We tell me story about the other day, man. So many.
Dad. It was about your dad. Oh, we did acid? It might have been it.
Yeah, I did acid with my dad. I did LSD with my dad. I'm about to do DM to you with my mom. Really?
See, I think doing psychedelic to get parents is the new shit because it's not like you were going to party dude. It's more like we should go on to chemical and have therapeutic healing. What happened when you did it? Because you were going to have to be close and you're following from New Orleans.
My dad's from New Orleans. I actually found that out while we were on acid. I thought he was from Atlanta. What, your whole life?
My whole life. I never knew he was from New Orleans. Yeah. And that's what my parents met is in New Orleans.
Oh, right. So that's why we have a kindred spirit. So my dad asked me to send him some LSD in the mail because he recently had some health issues. And I had some.
I hadn't done LSD in like 20 years and I just happened to have some. I was like, he asked me if I could get him. I said, yeah, dad actually do have some. I sent it to him in the mail.
And I was on tour and I had a day off and I drove to visit him in Asheville. And he was like, you want to do some of that acid? You sent me. I was like, fuck, no.
And then I was like, oh, Asheville, North Carolina. Yeah. That's where he lives now. He's a southern man.
He loves you. So we did some together and walked around and spent the day together. What type of acid? What type of acid?
Liquid LSD that was on a mint. So it was legit. Oh, yeah. We would get like the bunker like five hour lasting ones or like suss.
Like back in high school I was doing the ones where you taste it and you still do it. No, no, this is very, very clean. You could eat on it. You could sleep on it.
It was very good quality. And it was a de-gulls on a mint. So we did like half a hit each, right? And that's a steal.
But it's not like you're seeing the walls melt and you're tripping out. It's more just like, it's hard to explain, man. It's just if you've done it, if you've done it, you know, anyway. So we just, you start telling me all this crazy shit that I never knew about our side of the family and about my uncle that committed suicide and about all the, we have depression in our, all these things started to make sense that I never knew, but wow on LSD was really extra crazy, you know?
And he started telling me that it was just very intense. It wasn't good or bad. It was just like, what? It was like, you know when you get your mind blown, but then imagine being on LSD while you're getting your mind blown.
You're like, wait a minute. Like I didn't even need to be on acid here all this shit. He had a lot of energy. And so I went to a lot of times with his dad, my grandfather was like a spiritual leader who opened up like a cult basically and had all these women that he was sleeping with that he took advantage of his power and was kind of like this like, like you see those cult documentaries about a guy who pretended to be a God.
Like he said, my grand, I was just like, wait, I can't take my grandfather and I never met. He renamed himself Rama, which is like a religious name, but he was like a southern dude with an accident, but renamed himself Rama and flocked a bunch of women. Some heavy shit. Yeah, you couldn't do that nowadays, did he write a manifesto?
You couldn't do that because it sounds, well, people do it all the time ago. You couldn't do it nowadays, but you could be on blast a little more. or something when he was older in life or maybe in the 50s. So he got away with it because you could get away with everything up until 1989.
Or whatever year the cell phone technology started coming on the internet. You know what I mean? Like back in the day. Was it crazy?
Like, were you like, did it? Man, I'm wondering what it would be like if I was with Mama? Because what are you going to say? Obviously, if you all got a DMT or as a good asset player, I need to bring something back to my mom.
Because like, nowadays, like she's retired. It's so chill. Man, I'll go back and have all the friends overall parties who come smoke with us. Well, whatever.
Before the bars and afters come hit shots. My mom is so funny. He's facetime. She's cool.
I met his mom on Facebook. She's the sweetheart. She's the sweetheart. She really wants to do DMT.
And we'll talk about this show. OK. Perfect. Yeah, you had something your freeze you should have been talking about.
Oh, yeah. Amazing LSD. It looked like it was the one. That was the one I said my dad.
Yeah, that one bottle. Yeah. I kind of just gave most of it away because it's not something. Yeah, exactly.
It's not something you do all the time. I mean, maybe a couple of times a year. Maybe three times. Absolutely.
So I gave almost all of it away to a lot of people. Because we do strange looking at them. Yeah. Yeah.
I feel like when I look at LSD at first, at one point I look real like young and vibrant. And then later as it goes on I start to spore out. My dad looked like that's what it ups and downs and shit. My dad started looking really weird to me.
Because you know they say don't look in the mirror. And then I was looking at my dad. I'm like, whoa, I came out of his mouth. I'm half him.
That's me. Like I started tripping on just like the biology of handed down. It was cool. But no, it wasn't bad.
It was just weird. He was weird. Oh, yeah. I would be weird.
But it was good. In the end, it was a good thing. It was a good thing in the end. Yeah.
Did you guys have like any like, was there any like, do you guys connect on any new level you thought? Yeah, I think we did. Which was very helpful. Which sounds crazy.
But since he was open, like it was his suggestion. I didn't suggest it was his idea. And at first I was reluctant. I'm like, wait, that's actually a good idea.
Because I was never close to my dad. So it's a good thing he's getting older. And I think, you know, he wants to connect with his son. So we did it as a sort of a like therapeutic, you know?
It was crazy. Yeah. Because it's interesting. Because yeah, it's like a lot of time you do.
I feel like, well, it takes me back to thinking like in tribes and stuff, people used to probably do that kind of stuff more often. Like have those sweat lodges and stuff like that. And eat peyote or do something wild or do something, you know? You know, things where a lot more you saw people in their reality or they were probably trying to get fucked up together, like as families, probably people.
I don't know stuff. Adding to what you're saying, I don't think it's getting fucked up. I think there was rites of passage. Yeah.
Every culture up until us Western. Every culture throughout history almost has had some rite of passage. And we don't. We go to the military.
Or maybe if you're Jewish, you have a bar mitzvah. You might go to college, but you become a man somehow. But really not through any type of spiritual like drug and juice thing. It was a big part of the new.
You lose your virginity. That's the middle. Oh, that's the way to become a man. I lost my virginity at 15, but it wasn't good.
And then I remember losing my virginity. And I'll get laid all the time. And then I'll get laid for two more years. Cynthia Danley, I hope I could say that on the early.
You can play us. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. I could be your digital uncle.
I lost my name. Once again, your uncle did it. I lost my name. I'll be uncle dirt.
Yeah, I lost my name 14. Oh, yeah. If these kids are advanced, though, or people. I feel like kids now are probably going lower, too, because I see like I get deums from kids who are like 14, talking about like weed and like all this shit.
Like I guess I spoke. I spoke. But though it's like a lot of kids, you know, I spoke back then, too. But like, I don't know.
When you were like, what's it like? Sex was a little bit of all. Yeah, I think sex was more like 17. There was like one couple we heard had sex, and they were like in eighth grade.
And everybody, people were drawing pictures of them for like months. And like all excited. People would like run up and touch the guy on his back. And everything.
What's the guy? What do you mean? What guy? The guy who had sex is there.
Was Ethan was there. So like, yeah. Like fucking, it was so cool. They just want to touch him.
Yeah. That was right. Right. Thousands of that road to school.
And I was like, no way. And every time I wrote it, they did an ad. A palindrome. A palindrome.
Thank you. The voice of reason. If that God coming. That terminator that keeps popping up on the other side of the wall.
You're an elevator man. Oh, it's an elevator man. That's a elevator. That's a device that takes you before.
All right. I think another story. It was only 23. I know.
Another story we got to tell is when I did some drugs with my uncle. Oh, shit. With me? So I don't remember.
Where'd you guys get out at? So you know, he's been my fucking idol for a long time. Oh, you really mean me? I think you're real?
I'm real. I have really had liaison. Yeah. All my grandparents died before other than one died before I was born.
OK. Uncles all live in Switzerland. They're all dead now. I have one uncle in America.
My family's old and Swiss. Oh, you look Swiss. You do. You'll be Santa Claus' grandson.
You could be a Game of Thrones king. I'm Swiss. I'm from my friends. The Italian party is Switzerland.
So I'm Italian, Swiss, and a little bit French. You look like an entitled millionaire prince from the border of Switzerland and like Germany. And Michigan. Yeah.
Yeah. Close. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
You've got a regal DNA face. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm from?
Oh, you're from Minnesota. OK. We talked about it. Yeah.
We didn't talk about it. I like going to start it off. I've had some good times out there. But I want to hear about this.
It works. Yeah. I want to hear about this time. You guys.
So let me think. We had this whole tour. I had had some bad experiences in the past performing the Bay because my first show there ever got roofied by somebody that was in the green room. And it was like these weird kids from like, pretty sure it was these weird kids from college.
There was these kids that paid us $500 per night to do a five minute set opening for our shows for like, Word. That's $1,500. You go up on stage for a minute. But then the last show we did with them, they like, I don't even know.
It took like four drinks. And then all of a sudden, like, I don't remember it even. This is what my friends told me. All of a sudden, like, I guess I'm completely off the shit.
I go up on stage. I start my song. I'm throwing the words. And then I walk off after one song and I'm like, I got a P.
And then the whole crowd is like, what? And then I guess I passed on the bathroom, walked the door. All this shit. Just someone had put some shit in my drink.
It was roofied. It was either roofied or just a shit or just an ex or just roofied. It was weird ass withdrawals and shit. So that was my first experience in San Francisco.