Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom and the Zonai

Crater, the back of Crater's bald head is so well-textured, it looks like a plastic pack of hot dogs. If you stop, I can't stop and get that, but... Hello, and welcome back to the Lord Boy's podcast. Here we are with a no major spoiler episode for the hottest Nintendo game since Nintendo dogs.

The Legend of Zelda, tears of the Kingdom. My name is James, and who the heck else is here today? It's me Ethan, I'm in tight green space, I'm tied to a balloon. Ha!

Well, uh, it's me, I've been playing tunic, which is like Zelda, uh, but like, legally distinct to it nearly. It's, uh, Zelda for free, so I believe. And which is great, am I, like, legally we can talk about doing it anymore in this episode or else we will be brought to justice. No spoilers, because if we spoil anything, then Nintendo would qualify that as, like, piracy and, uh, send, like, the U.S.

over and after. We didn't talk about it before the show, I will throw it to either Peter, Ethan, and grab our patrons if we don't already have them, but I haven't written in a second to talk about it here yet. So, uh, this episode was requested by no one, but the game is only been over a week, and most people tend to, uh, kind of take these old-world games slowly and explore, but I put my head down and rushed to the main quest, so I could get that Lord Juice squeezed out for all the people. Uh, well, that's why the game, and when we had context, uh, in my opinion, there is one big spoiler, I won't say it.

And for anyone who is worried about it, Jamie did my ringing out of rag whenever he said Lord Juice, so... We don't get it from the orange, we get it from the table after everyone's freaking out the bar. That rubber thing with the nubs in it, just dump that out. That's it.

Try to get you to the bottom keepers, have it, and chop up the mess that's left on the table. Yeah, you might have a terrible punch. Um, Arnie's sucking, like, oh no, someone spilled beer in this ashtray! Uh, uh, uh, he was trying to tell the story of the Lord of the Rings for the Japanese point of view.

That was Dark Souls right here. Um, all right, yeah, so... We've got one page in this month, or this week, I should say, who's Creeper XD4. Welcome.

Thank you. Thanks. Thank you so much for joining the minds. Let's be honest here, Zelda, we've done it a couple times before.

We did our very first episode, we did it, our 100 episode to revisit, and we are going to revisit the timeline a little bit today. Just to kind of refresh memories, it's been little gears. So, little gears solid. Little gears solid, and it's time to come back to that.

So, most of what we will find out from the game is that the opening got seen as soon as you finish your first temple, and the rest comes from Hyrule Historia, so really most people can get all the lore in the game before you become close to the game. Yeah, but I mean, it's not Zelda Blair, missed out on it because I didn't have any dendos growing up in my neighborhood a second. This is still because of the multiple timelines. This will still set up and enrich a little NSG for your enjoyment of Tears of the Kingdom, right?

Absolutely. A little soup thing. Yeah, exactly. And if you listen to the bodies, you know, I am very interested in this today.

It is soup cup. I'm all soup cup. So, yeah, most of the main quests. So, I do know how things go, and I know what the spoilers are, so I can avoid them for you guys.

I did my research online for the rest of the stuff that I couldn't finish. I did all of the main temples, and I got to the soft ending. But there is a more, like, final real ending that I haven't done yet, where you get kind of the final bits of the war. That will leave for you guys to go to join.

You get a master sword? So, the thing is, I don't have it yet, but I think for the true ending, I do have to get it. I don't know a whole lot about that just yet, because it kind of delves into end-game kind of thing. So, let's get into it.

If you've seen any gameplay at all, you might have noticed, this just looks like Breath of the Wild, though. And that is like a fantastic contraption result. Yeah, it can be a completely man when it comes to Zelda. This just looks like a Gary's mod, but for some reason, instead of the gun with all the wires on it, you're playing this link.

I just see people making insane, frankly, phenomenal machines. I saw one earlier this week. My favorite one that I saw was the Hollywood Gundam, whether just blasting the Pacific Rim music and shooting laser beams out of his hands. I saw one now that I was playing Fortune at Sun and had a rotating fan on the top, and he was just carpet bombing like all the people.

I saw one today, which was just 16 or 24 Koroks all attached together, and he just had four wheels on it. They touched about it in the back of that boy. They were driving out of the car. Yeah, there's someone put, even Flow, which is now synonymous with Jesus, because Jesus on the skateboard meme, or even Flow doing Christ's air.

But now, even Flow means Christ, so they put a Korok on a burning cross, and it's laid even Flow, and yeah, everyone's getting up to no good. Yeah, the Korok is very funny as well. I think it was Christian Rock. I think it was always a problem.

That's Pearl. Pearl Jam. But there's only one I know for sure is Pearl Jam is Jeremy, because we talked about it in the last time. That's the same album.

That's from the album 10 by Pearl Jam. Jeremy, you can Flow. That other song. Black, really good one by then.

Anyways, not Pearl Jam is so funny. Yeah. Someone's going to do a game play. Looks very similar.

Breath of the Wild released in March of 2017. If you're a long time listener, you might remember, maybe 2017 is when we covered this timeline. But we actually released that. We probably had maybe 100 or 200 downloads, so it's very unlikely we were there since then.

Yeah. Anyways, happy, 60 years, boys. We pretty much made it. By the time it comes out, it'll be the closest date to our 60 year from our first.

The new gimmick we touched on is building. You get something called, I should know, the ability is called something hand. It basically allows you to pick up anything and merge it with another thing with crazy glue. The ability in Zelda is either looking at it, but I love seeing people complain at the game.

I'll try hand. I'll try hand. I'll try hand. I like seeing people play it in a lot of different abilities.

Yeah. But fuse is while using Ultra hand. It's just the other button. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'll try hand pick up. I need to do some fuse.

So yeah, it takes a game play next level. I kind of complained on the last bonus of last week we were talking like, I kind of wish since there are so many ways to finish a puzzle that they let you just give you more pieces to finish it. Right. Yeah.

As I continue, you get more and more pieces to the inventory and there are so many ways to finish a puzzle. Yeah. I was wrong. What I wanted to go.

Okay. Yeah. And it's a little thing called patience. Do you move?

I don't know. I have to move on. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

Like let's say the game wants to build a boat to get across a river. You can build that boat with a little fan on the back. Get across. You can drop down 15 trees.

Make the longest sick ever. Just plop it across. Oh, Jim, just the way you're way across. You can do that.

Yeah. Now you can cut down 15 and fuse them together and make actual arches. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You can like take a torch to a balloon with like a steering wheel and just like fly and seriously forward. Oh, you can make a damageable?

Yeah. Talk to a bot or something. I don't know. I think he probably did.

Yeah. Probably. You can make like a functional jeep in a jump and just fucking send it, bud. Like just go for it.

Like if you can think of a way to do it with the tools that you're supposed to probably probably can. It's like a weird hazard boy that doesn't talk as a good game. I was surprised by how many people talk in, in talking. Yeah.

Like there's a guy side on who you meet. Like he's a Zora in Breath of the Wild and he's a young boy but he grows up by the time you meet him. And I had to look up his voice. He's like, I know he's Kaima from Yuki.

And I looked him up and he was in like a Warcraft movie. He's in like a million other video game. He's in Horizon Zero Dawn but like worked out. They didn't say what voice he was.

I think he's just like random background voice. Okay. His name is James Mortolaro. So I think we know why you like him.

Jamie. Yeah. He sounds like a vampire. Yeah.

Yeah. Peter, I just ate for the bar. And I was talking about how I was talking about how I was talking about his Italian. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. So the games do look the same from an outwards perspective. But it does more a lot of things.

They do look the same for people's eyes. You know, they do that. It's the same engine. Do you look the same as this Wii U game in 2017?

Yeah. So they do look the same. I don't think that really is a big deal though. It doesn't feel like a DLC.

It feels very much like some game. I like did go out this week because I wanted to finish the main story in time for the episode. He's like, I'm fine. I'm like, I'm sorry.

I need to beat the water. That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So like there's the whole main area that I kind of talked about last week where you have like Hyrule field in the middle. You can go up to that mountain.

You can go to the resorts domain. It's all the same as Botswana. But like three to five years in the future. Okay.

So similar but very different. We meet characters that we already know where it's like the older three or five years is a fan's guest. This is our best guest. Nintendo's never told us this.

But I think there will. No. Links voice cracked. Yeah.

That's a good question. I'm not sure. Like a good example of the three to five year gap is side on the Zora. The first encounter is Link in Breath of the Wild.

I didn't know the bridge while you're on your way to Zora's domain. What is Zora? I'm sorry. Yeah.

It looks like they're wearing a shark on their head. Like they have their face and then like a shark's face here and the tail coming out the back of their head. Okay. Yeah.

So that's one of the Zora's. He's one of the few. One of the gimmicks in this game is once you beat the temple, the person you beat the temple becomes the sage of that temple and becomes like a character in your ring that you can summon at any time. So by the end of the game, like when you've beaten four temples, you have like four ghostly characters that are falling around and helping you beat everybody up.

And if you like click on them, they'll have different abilities. Yeah. Let's put out like an aura. If you shoot a bow within that aura, like if the arrow lands within the aura, lightning bolt comes out.

Oh, that's really cool. You get a Goron that rolls up and you can like make him go flying into rocks and he leaves like a fiery trail behind him. Okay. There's like a mask rotation of which he doesn't ask.

Give you different powers right there. You get like people. Yeah. Yeah.

In Breath of the Wild you got, when you beat each of the vivis, the ghost came to help you as well. I think we're an hour is the thing. Yeah. It's like the bird guy gave you while you're on your glider, which is like a main game.

It's like he lets you give you like a boost up so you can like fly further. So same thing. Same thing. And the water is, it gives you a water shield around you.

And your first auto attack makes a wave cut out. Okay. Cool. Yeah.

Or like some new enemies running at you that use the guss move and it just falls over backwards and ragdolls. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyways, you get a bunch of different abilities as you progress.

But we know Syon, the Zora is a really good base for knowing the game is three to five years after Bobla because you meet him in Breath of the Wild and he's kind of like an older young kid. And he's a young adult by the time you meet him in Tautica. He's like a teenager now so he doesn't have the exposed yoke strapped to his chest like a baby fish nose. That's right.

That's right. When they were a salmon. Yes. So where does that put Tautica or tears the kingdom in the full Zelda timeline?

Do you guys remember where Breath of the Wild was on that timeline? I'm looking at it. Sorry. I don't know.

Breath of the Wild was at the end. So it comes three to five years after Breath of the Wild. This is the latest in the chronology that we have before it goes back to getting it loops around. Because Link had been like cryo for us and it was like a sleep outside of time in the temple and it gets woken up to stop.

Again, when the first game is like a hurricane or something, it's like a storm. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a bunch of purple energy trying to get it Zelda.

I never really. The game. You can always see like Hyrule Castles right about like a purple crowd. Yeah.

I'm going to get an hour of it. I'm going to get there and like lying down from where you wake up and there's like the other big like spiral coming down into this. And then just run it straight at that. Then one of those like Hershey's Kisses with likes comes at you.

So we mentioned you just iron one shot. A similar concept for this one. They'll be getting next. It's flying in the air.

And instead of purple, it's covered in black and red, which is the gloom or corruption of this game. They're going to talk about more later. Pretty much. Yeah.

Wow. Every game. Eldering. It is.

You can see they make a more linear. I can't believe that. Before we get into the break, I just wanted to go over the timeline with you guys. Just kind of get third impressions on the timeline, I guess, and just talk about kind of how it moves and where it ends up.

Yeah. I mean, you may not have gotten through the 250 episodes you need to go back now to get to our last other one. So maybe just want to start here. Yeah.

So, I mean, it starts with Sky Resort. I think it will kind of automatically always start with Sky Resort because that game literally like the world is being created at the start of the game and like your actions help form different regions, I guess. So I don't know if it'll ever get like a prequel. But yeah.

The Sky Resort. I mean, yeah. Do you want to just talk about the split? Yeah.

Because there's multiple timelines in these other universe. Yeah. Yeah. The most important thing to know is Ocarina of Time splits into three timelines.

Where? Eh? What's it for? There's Tingle.

Oh, yeah. I guess that's another split from the third timeline. Yeah. Where Tingle gets his two standalone games.

There's Radical Zelda, which is the game I've never heard of. And then he's Zelda CDI trilogy on the short CDI. Oh, okay. Let's go.

Let's go. I'm trying not to get ahead of it because I just could become a lot of it. Yes. There is a timeline in which Tingle gets the entire track for itself and there's the air of Tingle and the air of chaos, which we just talked about.

Okay. So, I mean, we got to talk about Ocarina of Time. That's the most important. Yeah.

That's the focal one, which for anyone who doesn't know it because plenty of our listeners were born long after it was made. It's the feature type of the game. Essentially, you start. You get these three pieces.

You can open the template time to try and stop Gannador if you want to get the three, the three things. So if you can get to the template time, then he sends everything out back and uses time travel to like, so he does what Biff in back to future. He does. He goes to the future and has the sports all neck.

Yeah. He makes himself up earlier. Again, and gambles off the triforce. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And the canonical three timelines are hero is successful. So like, link defeat Ganadorf, but then he goes back to the child. That's one timeline.

Another timeline is linked as successful that he decides to say an adult. Essentially. And then there's a third timeline where it link is the future, which actually leads to the older games, which leads directly into the past of the city original today. Which is interesting.

Fun fact leads to Taka. Taka, something very important in the heroes defeated is the imprisoning war, which is right at the top of that, that we're going to do it a bit later. But the imprisoning war is canon within Taka. So we can try even talk as much farther down the line.

We can trace all the way back up to the two D side of the game. Which is kind of interesting. Okay. Obviously, that's a direct sequel.

There's a key to me in the second rectangle that I'm aware of. I guess if there's a sea, that's not counted in the usual list that I got. Oh, yeah. It is.

It's fine. I'm not going to ask you, right? So. Yeah.

Everyone comes after me, right? They have the adventure of Link down here, too, in the Heroes of the Year. The Heroes of the Year. Zelda II does make sense as a sequel.

Yeah. It is. That's a fair, that's a fair criticism. I say that there's only one other.

One other. Um, so, yeah. So, yeah. So, I'll tell you all these different drawers, mask, or source of adventure.

Yeah. I've never played Link's crossbow training on your chart here. Fun game. I don't even know where it would be.

I don't even know where it would be. I don't even know where it would be. That's like a pack in game for like a plastic gun for the Wii, basically. It's like a gun game.

It's just target practice. But I'm glad they can't analyze the most important part of every story when the Hero learns how to use a bow. He does it after fight. So, he defeats, like, with Minna and his side, he helps if he get into a fight.

That's a crossbow training. Yeah. Because he didn't have a crossbow. But he didn't have a crossbow.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That's the other crossbow story.

And the guy tells you, there's like a three-day week. He didn't have a crossbow to check. You're like, I don't have time. Yeah.

I look it down the store. And then the adult hero leads to Wind Waker and the Phantom Hourglass, where Hyrule gets flooded, essentially. And it's part of the adult hero, I guess, starts with Ganondorf is revived. Hyrule is the only flooded.

And that's a little warming, or no? No, I think it was something Ganondorf did. It was probably Ganondorf did. It's probably Ganondorf's high teams, right?

He's a big oil. I mean, that's still works. It's something Ganondorf. Right.

And then the adult hero is what you're not going to do. The Tingle Hero, which we referenced before. You just went to the next time you see him in the same game. He's like, actually, I do another balloon.

Yeah. And I put a picture into boys, but you can't get the Tingle Suit in. Yeah, you're looking good, man. Oh, that's it.

That's it. That's the next stop about them. With the pointy hat. Don't mind if I do.

So yeah, then all of those three timelines where either here's a few that here are successful as a boy or an adult, they all re-merge into one timeline, the United world in the Columbia to come, where Hyrule Warriors don't have anything about that to be honest. I was probably made just to put everything back together. It's the time to work. Untitled Botlup recoil in the era of the Chica.

I don't know anything about that. I guess it's like, there's room for a game, but they don't have the game yet. Okay. Well, it gets important now is Calamity is prevented or Calamity get an awakens.

And Calamity get an awakens is the era of ruin where we see Breath of Wild in terms of the Kingdom, a couple of other clothes. They're talking about the Nerds, man. I can't believe it's about the timeline again. It's just like, well, if I don't beat the game in the next, it doesn't make any sense.

Then it's a timeline where I didn't finish the game. Yeah. It's just like, maybe they didn't have the idea of the first place. Yeah.

Nintendo did the first version of this timeline. Yes. They did the three timelines they canonized that. And there's something called Teragco that's built to prevent recurrence from happening again.

I'm looking at this as an item in the game, but it's just like a robot that, like Zelda puts a magic screw into and it sings a lullaby and opens up time portals. Yeah. So he's around to put the right time portal in the right place, so everything makes sense. He's the only recurring character in the original series.

And by recurring is he shows up in Hero Warriors, Age of Blamity, which is the sequel to Hero Warriors, which is the I guess to your point, it's the client that he's prevented timeline that that one game is the game that which is the sequel to Hyrule Warriors, and which is the, I guess to your point, it's the claim that he's prevented timeline, that one game is the game that he features in, so it makes sense that he didn't know what he's got to put everything back in place because he's the one preventing the guy from having plenty from having. Or, and, or open a portal right back to the beginning, if that's what is about to happen, right? It's like a loop instead of a break of time split. That's it, I think it's an oral boros, I think it's even kannick, because eternal recurrence, everything returns to zero, eternal recurrence kind of assumes that everything goes over it.

It happens again, right? Yeah, yeah. I think that's real kannick, but maybe it's not, maybe it's a reddit kannick too, which is Lorel's kannick. It's our own worst version of Lorel's kannick, because it's not reddit, right?

Yeah, exactly. So, we're gonna head to the break in a second, I'll give you another quick rundown. We have the start of everything with Skyward Sword, it goes midi-shaft for it, it's offering a time where it splits into three timelines, four to count tingle. The one that we're most important, the kara-most is the hero is defeated in offering a time where we get a link to the past, we get Oracle Seasons, Link's Awakening, Link's Awakening, and all these game games, but right before a link to the past is the imprisoning war, which will be important in our lore for Taka, it comes up anytime you kill a temple, it will say this is what happened in the imprisoning war, and almost frustratingly, they give you the same lore all four times, what you'd be all four times.

Really, a different person saying. That's a very Nintendo move, honestly. Yeah, and the only difference is, because Zelda went back to just after the imprisoning war to ask when the time comes, will you stand up for Link? And it's just a different say, every time you like, when the time comes, I will stand for Link.

And every time it's the same voice. Who's the guy from Halifax, who does the other updates? Oh, Frank and Donald. That's the vibe, yeah.

That's the vibe, yeah. I understand with Link. Yeah, I have one Instagram, he just wishes everyone happy birthday to talk about whether he's the best. Yeah, that one right of all, you want to look a big girl to sit on his face too, right?

Oh yeah, he's like, I want to go to the beach, I love beaches, and I'd like to see some average size women or overweight women, some average size or overweight black women. I would love to see them at the beach. I hope Frank and Donald get that way. She's a good guy.

Yeah, I hope he finds his, he's a good guy. Yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah, everyone deserves it. He's way freaky.

Yeah. So yeah, so we go into the decline, the heroes defeated, we sleepers in war, go all the way down to where the timelines come back together, then it's for Calam again and awakens, we have Bautla, then we have Totka. So after the break, we're going to come back and talk about an important person named Rauru, and we'll also talk about the Zonai, who are the owners of the flaming boners, I should say, in these games. So we'll see you after the break.

Hello, and welcome back to Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, and we just came on my feet. I guess I didn't talk about it, and I won't talk about it, but the Tears of the Kingdom are like, kind of like a secret we're going to talk about it. Sorry, I won't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because Peabank said earlier, I really didn't think about it.

Tears of the Kingdom are these things that make the sages more powerful, so there's like a stage of light, there's a stage of water of wind and fire, and to become a sage, you're already a powerful person, but you've got this, and it's like a magnifying last year of your powers, even stronger, and you become the aspect of a magnifying last year. And you become the aspect of a magnifying last year. It needs to be kingdoms, giving those sages more powerful organisms. Exactly, exactly, and whenever you set those up, you really want to make it the wide part of the tears nearly entrance.

You don't want to go both sideside down, you know. Well, it's a lot of beads. A lot of beads. I think you're not changed.

All the way. Well, when you're pulling out a tear drop shape, you'd want the round end to be near the whole right of the Pokey part, because I think you poke it like, ow, you know, anyways. Yeah. It's cool.

It's a good thing to make that machine with the core opposite of the core. It's an instant through it. It's like a core rock and then a rope and then a core rock and then a rope. Exactly.

You can do it. Definitely. So welcome back to the lore boys. Time to dig into the lore.

Introduce in tears of the Kingdom. So let's overarching. If you really want us to dig into the timelines and all that, we have two episodes of that. Do that.

But now we're going to specifically focus on taught color. Right. Do this, I'll go. This will have minor spoilers for opening cutscene and what every sage will spout at you after you beat a temple, but it won't have anything past that.

If you want to go and complete the lines, poke your eyes out and don't stop us in the pockets, because you want to get out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start again with Lincoln's Zelda and sometime after Breath of the Wild, you can say it's in the three or five year window. There is a good reason to think that it's a few, where the game begins, it's a few months before you start playing again.

I'll say why in a sec. Okay. It depends on how long you think it takes for Link's hair to grow, and then by the time you're playing, he has to talk out of hair. Oh, yeah.

And of course, he's not for the beard, but it's the beard of the next scene, transition to show time has passed. That's right. That's right. No, he's just got to go.

He's got to go. He's got to go. He's got to go. He's got to go.

He's got to go on. Right. Yeah. So, Lincoln's Zelda, they're going to explore a secret passage in many Hyrule Castle.

King Rome and worn Zelda in the past. Not even the royal family was to go down below the castle. And she believes that what was underneath there has something to do with this thing called Gloom, which is the next photo that I had for you guys. Yeah.

As a Gloom, you can see in that picture, there's a link standing in what looks like a black and red puddle and it's health pool. You can see it's a broken heart. As you stand in the Gloom, it reduces your max HP. Oh, okay.

Man, it's crazy. Not to go back to tunic and what they just directly stole from other games. There was also a spooky purple sludge that lowers your max HP in that game. Okay.

Okay. That's true. I mean, it's just like on Game Pass. I was like, what the fuck?

Those games even caught up right now. The first time I really ran into this was in Zora's domain, which is the fish people. They're having an issue where basically mud is raining from the sky and corrupting their water. And you have to figure out a problem.

And if you hopped into the waterfall, it would wash off all your Gloom. So it's not permanent when you're losing the max health. That's cool. But it's going, yeah.

Cool. This is Nintendo's subtle way of telling gamers to take a bath. Bro, you need to watch the Gloom off. That's all, dude.

That's all, bro. Yeah. Before you need two girls, make sure to watch off the dude. You gotta be back at HP before you go.

See, the lady who smells like vices. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So they travel. They're going deeper and deeper.

And this is very much the only passing of Zelda. Here's the Kingdom. Oh, no. I'm more on the Sunnai suit.

But I find the mural depicting a great war against the being called the demon king and stories that have been passed down from the royal family. So you can kind of picture the never ending of swordsman and Zelda having to be down again, and then he comes back in the day again. Yeah. This is one of the iterations of it.

This ends up actually being telling the story of the imprisoning war. So it's telling the story before a link to the past, at least ancient things underneath. After your time before, like the past. That's right.

Okay. When the hero is defeated, but he ends up resurrecting as Link anyways just goes back. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And the best comes back in his uncles bed. That's right. Yeah, he's asleep in it.

He's asleep in it. Yeah, he's asleep in it. Yeah. Can you go into the woods and there's like a guy eating mushrooms and rakum running everywhere and I put a lot of links with pazs.

That was like the game where the black cover it. No, the past is a mess. Oh, I'm like I remember rakum. I'm going to say that when they remade that recently.

Oh, uh, I do. I do. I have black archers. But anyway, I'm gonna go and have this list of Zelda games, doesn't it?

Yeah, it would probably be on the left hand side. The witch cap. Link's awakening. Yeah, yeah.

Uh, so yeah, another new year I'll show this is on. Oh, that's pretty good, man. That's pretty good, man. One of them will be our friend that we do meet.

Uh, this is one of our sort of machines. They're like covered in like green metal, but they're gods, but they're lit in games, but they're like here, I just grabbed a quick pick from online. That's one of them. Uh, you don't really meet them because they're just old as fuck.

But I guess I can picture on the planet. For Roar. For Roar was everyone. Uh, okay.

But something that we're learning more and more about. So we don't know much about them. All we know is that they built the divine beasts. There's something in, um, in talk that I didn't know about before.

There's something called the depths. So the whole main area that you have. You can find holes in the ground. And there's a whole underground caves.

Oh, shit. Yeah. That's cool. Last week on the boat.

This guy rolled in the, uh, like the actual on top. But cool to know that there's a. Yeah. And it's completely dark.

Yeah. And I just started that. Even though I've been to Gannon, I have a main quest to explore the depths still. Because I'm sure the depths will eventually give me the master sword.

It'll give me all the memories I need to go. It's all the things that I've hidden that I need to collect or down in the depths are up in the sky right now. But I did go to the depths the last night. I'm just knew what I was doing.

I knew what I was doing. and the, uh, uh, yeah. The towers you find or they're not towers. They're like roots that come down.

When you find them, they'll light up the surrounding area. Because it's like pitch black and all you have is something called bright blue bloom seeds, which you can either throw or put on the end of your arrows or light up an area. Or you can find these like checkpoints that I like. Yeah.

It's scary down there. There's a bunch of like, um, like those red and black glue monsters and, uh, but there's also a lot of zonai artifacts. So the more I'm sure by the time we record next, I'm going to know more about the Indian zonai from exploring. But that said, um, but you're going to talk about the bonus next week.

So yeah. That'll be like, that sounds like a lot of the game. That feels kind of cool. Yeah.

Yeah. At first, I tried to get the bonus. Like, uh, obviously, I haven't gone to it yet, but anyways. That underground map is really cool.

But I remember when, uh, this is not like a hot Joki comparison. I remember when like people started playing Eldering and discovered there was like Second Comment below. Yeah. All those other levels?

Uh, that is a really cool thing to do. Yeah. And have the I'm very level in lower level. You can get through all the main story to the soft ending without even going to the upper levels or lower levels.

Um, but I think for the, the big, good ending, you got through all the big exploring, but, which is something I guess some people related like, I just thought it now, um, is 30 fps in 2023 different. I think it's gonna switch man. whatever, you know, like, bo-drilling, generate more processing power than fucking right? But it looks good, you can build a Mac.

That's cool. And the art sticks out enough that even though it's like lower res, you know, you're looking at it, it's cool. Sorry, that's not what the art direction is right. Like, oh, graphically, it's not like, you know, it's not the one, it's fucking, it's not the dense space remake, which doesn't run.

It runs back, it doesn't run. It's like seven FPS on my PC, so I did not get through the trial. With that thing, I cannot tell them it's 360. Like, if I don't see them correctly, I would be able to, like, that's 30 FPS just looking at a video.

Yeah, it's like one of those things I just like people expect, I guess, but the switch doesn't suck. So, but all the same, I thought that I wasn't like, oh, well, the graphics aren't up, but it was a fun selling story. Yeah, but if that's your thing, you won't get 60 until somewhere. I mean, it's not like on War Ragnarok, where, you know, like, Crater, the back of Crater's, his bald head is so well-textured, it looks like a plastic pack of hot dogs.

It looks like he's not gonna get that. Well, it's like a pre-cooked over key. Yeah. I saw a bald guy at the grocery store the other day.

His head was so shiny. So shiny. Like, unbelievably shiny. Like, ray tracing on.

Like, like, like, like, like, you're watching Inverine. I'm like, in Inverine. I'm like, oh, essentially, he's going to point out the grocery store. Oh, I didn't talk about it.

I didn't think of a way. There's no way you bring that up. It's like he would be. Well, that's why I didn't.

You don't know. I tried to think of a way to connect with him on this thing that I thought was real. It's like imagining scenario, right? How would you?

I mean, it's like, it's like, I like the fantasy of like, your hands trying to pick up something that you need. That's like a meat cute for your pretty girl. You both reach for the same melon. Like, spray can't get the grocery.

You reach for the same spray can of Pam. Or he's a pet and you don't have anything on stick at home, right? You and I were at the bar today. We had our arms up on the balcony post and we touched fingers.

We did. We were playing the same vine growing up on the flowerpot. I had no leaves by the time I was talking about it. It was just like a green wire.

It was just like a green wire. It was just like in front of a super old. It was like nervously playing with the vine. It was like, um, it was super old.

It was just like a fucking sundae. It was also a fucking sundae. I'm going to tell her about it every year. I'm going to tell her about it every year.

It's just a crush on you. It's just a crush on you. Bring it very bad. All right.

So yeah, we see the mural and the zonai. We see the descending from the sky. So we know that the gauze is the center of the world. The head is the center of the family which I'm also in the zonai.

So zonai blood also might be in the zeldas and links veins in the slate. They're like, I don't know. Were the halfsbergs related? Yeah.

That was a problem. We know it's three to five years later because now it just like has an underbite and can't get his tongue and his mouth. It's too good. I'm as bad.

The halfsbergs are really good. It's not going to be my LinkedIn. So yeah, I keep going down, down, down. I'm going down.

I'm going down. I'm going down. I'm going down. I know the chords.

I'm going to pick up the guitar. I'm already stuck in the bonus. That's an agent. That's an agent.

That's what they do. So in the deepest chamber, Link and Zelda find an ancient mummy, but not like a mother. Like a scary undead. This is Wookie.

Why are you doing that? You're prepping for me. It's evinating gloom bound and it's stuck by a disembodied arm. That's holding it down.

This is a very important arm. We're going to get into it. But as Zelda picks up the arm, the money comes to life and strikes the surge of gloom. This is our next photo.

Yeah, he's got a vertical wrinkle all the way down with a dry muscle. Definitely a lot of teeth. I think that's my favorite thing. Phantom Ganon is our title for this guy.

At least the one that I fought in this painting was named Phantom Ganon. It wasn't me Ganon? No. No.

But the one that I fought in this softening, you see like big Ganon being like, I'm sure it will not fight you. And then you fight like Phantom Ganon has a million copies of himself and you have to kill all the copies. And then at the end he's like, I got away. If you want the true ending, you got to collect all the memories and fight the real Ganon door.

And then I googled it and it's a whole other fight for the real. Okay. Yeah. The only way to paradise.

So this guy wakes up. Like I was rude. He keeps the car off. So this guy wakes up Phantom Ganon.