2 Guys And A Chainsaw - A Horror Movie Review Podcast

We talk about how impressive the filmmaking is, Malkovich’s unexpectedly convincing pop-star performance (including a full in-movie album), and the movie’s strong, tense, twisty atmosphere that sometimes evokes The Menu. We walk through the plot’s creepy compound setting, escalating cult behavior, and the violent reveal, then debate the ending’s explanation that everything was orchestrated so Ariel could escape and publish an exposé. One of us loved the ride and performances, while the other found the message and payoffs frustratingly vague, though we still recommend checking it out.

While the story feels convoluted and the setup is thin, the movie is slickly shot and packed with memorable, creative kill sequences—dead lights, superheated cells, sentient barbed wire, and an outrageous finale. We talk through Viggo Mortensen’s early role as brooding inmate Burke (and how much of the movie he spends nearly naked), the prison’s chaotic reopening, the warden’s melodrama, and the bizarre supernatural “rules” that make little sense but still deliver some great effects. It’s messy, weird, and surprisingly fun—worth a watch on YouTube while it’s there!

We talk about its infamous cover art and how it helped spark the UK “video nasties” panic, then dig into the movie’s grimy New York atmosphere, disjointed character-study structure, and aggressive sound design—including the repeated band-rehearsal sequences and heavy use of music. We break down Reno’s unraveling as financial pressure, an unexplained church encounter, and surreal flashes build toward a sudden, graphic drill-fueled rampage, along with moments of dark humor and ambiguity. We also discuss the added footage in the longer cut and the unsettling, open-ended finale.

We talk through the creepy catfishing premise, the overbearing mom luring women to her house, and Henry’s memorable monster design, along with the movie’s mix of gross-out shocks, dark humor, and some frustrating “why would you do that?” character choices. Despite the cliches and suspension-of-disbelief moments, there’s plenty to discuss—from the Buffy-like mid-movie team-up and standout kills to the bizarre music-soothing motif and an especially brutal finale. If you’re in the mood for something dumb, goofy, and competently made, this one might be worth the watch on free, ad-supported Tubi.

We talk about the oddball cast—especially a very young Brad Pitt—plus Jill Schoelen, Martin Mull, and Roddy McDowell, and why so many scenes feel bizarrely staged or played too straight for the gags. From killer POV moments and death-by-kiln to the Xerox kill and that trampoline flag impalement, the movie delivers creative set pieces even when the plot and character motivations don’t track. It’s not a good movie, but we still had fun with it and think it plays best with friends.

We talk about why the movie has been so well received, how the effects and cinematography elevate it, and how the central relationship feels unusually intimate and honest. From moving to a rural house and the couple’s growing tension to the disturbing cave, the mysterious “water,” and the escalating physical and psychic bonding, we walk through the major plot turns.

We talk about how derivative it feels of films like Bad Dreams, Halloween-style stalking, and other late-’80s horror beats, while still appreciating the moody lighting, strong visuals, and some fun practical effects.

This movie has a lot going for it: ’80s time-capsule vibe, TV-heavy cast (including Jamie Farr, Sidney Lassick, and Brion James), and practical body-horror effects by Screaming Mad George. The plot follows a young couple on a road trip after Clark is bitten by a mutant snake, leading to an escalating transformation into a snake-armed—and eventually snake-spewing—monster, while Farr’s character pursues them after giving the wrong antidote.

We're finally covering William Lustig’s 1980 cult horror film Maniac - a gritty, guerrilla-shot New York character study starring Joe Spinell as Frank Zito,

From the humor and horror to the film's low-budget charm and its dialogue style, there was lots to discuss. Issa Rose from the 'Sleepaway Camp' series prominently features as a memorable character with a standout performance. Help us kick off the new year with this intriguing horror flick.

We reunite in Chicago for our Christmas review of the 2023 horror film 'The Sacrifice Game.' We reminisce about the last time we were able to meet in person back in 2022, and share our excitement for being able to watch and discuss the movie together. We delve into the plot of 'The Sacrifice Game,' its 1970s cult slasher vibes, and the surprising twist ending. From reconnecting characters, unsettling moments, to the coziness of the holiday setting, we discuss it all. Join us for a heartfelt and festive discussion on this latest horror flick, and don't forget to share your thoughts and comments!

This week, Craig and I dive into the 2006 remake of 'Black Christmas,' a holiday horror pick that our patrons voted for. We discuss the backstory, special kills, nods to the original, and some of its goofier elements. With a star-studded cast including Michelle Trachtenberg, Lacey Chabert, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, there's a lot to unpack. We had some mixed feelings but ultimately found some enjoyment in its over-the-top gore and Christmas vibes. Perfect for fans of early 2000s horror. Don’t forget to share your thoughts and comments!

After years of resistance, we're finally giving this fan-requested movie the attention it deserves. Join us as we dissect the recycled footage from the first movie, Ricky’s over-the-top performance, and the film’s unexpected (and often ridiculous) comedic elements. We debate whether this film is so bad it's good and consider the legacy of this infamous holiday slasher. Tune in for laughs, critical takes, and some surprising revelations about our feelings towards this cult classic. Don’t forget to share your thoughts and recommendations for other holiday horrors!

We delve into the plot of this flick set on Christmas Eve, discussing its lack of compelling twists and predictable storyline. We'll compare it to other similar films like 'Very Bad Things' and 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' and share our honest thoughts on the characters and overall execution. Is 'Body' a thrilling holiday film or just 'mid'? Join us to find out. And hey, we’ve got a heartwarming message from a listener in Alabama that you won't want to miss. Tune in and let us know your thoughts!

From bizarre animated sequences to hilarious one-liners, 'Thankskilling' offers a unique blend of low-budget charm and absurdity. We discuss the film's most memorable moments, its cult status, and why it might just be the perfect movie for a goofy Thanksgiving gathering with friends. Don't forget to share your thoughts in the comments; we love hearing from you all!

It's request time again, and this week we're diving into the 2017 Argentinian horror film 'Terrified' (Aterrados)! We discuss the unique structure of the film, its atmospheric and haunting visuals, and the complex narrative that keeps you on the edge of your seat. From the shocking opening scene to the film’s unsettling climax, we break down what makes 'Terrified' a compelling watch for horror fans, despite its sometimes confusing plot elements. Be sure to watch the video and share your thoughts in the comments!

We discuss Eggar's extensive career, from television appearances to film roles, and delve into the unique aspects of the 1979 horror movie, exploring its themes of trauma, divorce, and the sinister practice of 'psychoplasmics.' There's plenty of dramatic tension in this melodramatic piece, while staying true to Cronenberg's unsettling body horror dynamics. Don't forget to share your thoughts in the comments!

Re-released by Vinegar Syndrome and recently made available on Tubi, this obscure gem is an amateurish yet charming horror flick. We discuss the film's production, plot, and key moments, from its quirky characters to its surprisingly good cinematography and makeup effects. Perfect for a chilly Halloween night!

We continue our Halloween Horror series with 'Cursed Friends' (2022). In this episode, we discuss the film's production by Comedy Central, its nostalgic feel, and blend of horror and comedy elements. We breeze through the plot, noteworthy performances, and the many cameos from popular comedians, including Kathy Griffin and teen heartthrob, Joey Fatone.

We discuss the film's references to other horror classics, its nineties nostalgia, and memorable performances by Devon Sawa, Seth Green, and Jessica Alba. While rewatching this cult favorite, we found our initial excitement was tempered by some hard-to-define disappointment, as we debated its comedic value and overall execution. Join the discussion on whether 'Idle Hands' holds up to its reputation or falls flat as a 'mid' film. Don't miss this spirited Halloween edition!

Craig shares his long-time love for the film, while Todd discusses his first impressions after watching. Listen as we explore the memorable performances by Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, and Neve Campbell, discuss the film’s strong feminist themes, and highlight the unforgettable 90s soundtrack. Tune in for an in-depth discussion of the movie's impacts and legacy. Don’t miss it! And Happy Spooky Season, everyone!

We delve into its three stories—two adapted from King's 'Night Shift' collection and one original story featuring Drew Barrymore. We'll tackle our memories of the film from childhood, the impressive acting, and the memorable third segment. We also touch on the film’s music by Alan Silvestri and the direction of Louis Teague.

We discuss Spiegel's integral role in the horror genre, his close associations with influential directors like Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino, and his contributions to iconic horror films. We also delve into the film's stellar practical effects, Bruce Campbell's physical comedy, and the film's mix of horror and humor. If you're a fan of 'Evil Dead II', Scott Spiegel, or fascinating behind-the-scenes tidbits, you won't want to miss this episode. Join the discussion and share your thoughts!

We covers Stamp's prolific career, highlights from his roles in 'Superman,' 'Star Wars,' and 'The Haunted Mansion,' and an in-depth analysis of the film’s three distinct yet interconnected stories based on the works of Edgar Allan Poe. Strap in for a nostalgic look back at a classic film enriched with horrors, stunning star performances, and mesmerizing stylistic choices.

Starring Samara Weaving and Ray Nicholson, and directed by Jimmy Warden, the film follows a stalker's delusional quest to marry a pop star. We delve into the performances, plot intricacies, and the film's unique blend of humor and horror. We also discuss the film's musical numbers and its commentary on mental health depiction. Don't miss our take on this quirky and unsettling movie!

Coming straight from our patrons' vote, this Argentinian possession thriller has caught the eyes of many with its unsettling atmosphere and striking visuals. Join us as we discuss the plot, character dynamics, and the unique narrative techniques that make this movie a standout. We explore the dark, rural setting, the meticulously crafted rules of possession, and the shocking moments that make this film not for the faint of heart. Wondering how bureaucracy and environmentalism influenced Ruga’s work? Tune in to find out! If you enjoy horror movies that challenge conventions and pack an emotional punch, you won’t want to miss this episode. Don’t forget to leave your thoughts and comments; we’d love to hear what you think!

Next of Kin

We discuss the notable careers of Gale, best known for his portrayal of Chucky in the Child's Play franchise, and Snow, the composer behind iconic TV themes like The X-Files. We review the film's plot, characters, and special effects, while also reflecting on its place in the horror genre. Join us on this strange ride through the eerie world of killer dolls and indigenous devil babies that drink the blood of children. Don't forget to leave your thoughts and comments; we’d love to hear what you think!

He finally got to play a good guy! We also discuss Natasha Henstridge's breakout role, H.R. Giger's designs, silly 90's thriller plots, a unique concept, and copious amounts of female nudity.

We explore Yulin's illustrious career, his significant yet underrated roles, and his impact on Hollywood. We also dissect the plot, discuss the film's eerie similarities to 'A Nightmare on Elm Street,' and reflect on its production and cast. Don't miss out on this deep dive into an overlooked 80's horror and a talented actor's legacy.

In this episode, we discuss the film's notable scenes, its mix of horror and comedy, and Wes Craven's unique touch on the genre. We also delve into the background of the film, the cast, the challenges it faced, and why it didn't become the franchise starter it was meant to be. Whether you're a fan of Wes Craven, classic horror, or just looking for an in-depth and entertaining discussion, you won't want to miss this episode of Two Guys in a Chainsaw!

While we had wildly different takes on this, we discuss the significance of 1980s horror films, the film's reception, and its symbolism at a stormy time in Korean cinema. We share our varying perspectives on the movie's artistic approach, ambiguity, and psychological intensity. Tune in to hear the history of this well-regarded, yet controversial, film. Don’t forget to leave your comments and suggestions for more foreign horror films you'd like us to review!

We discuss the film's storied history, from its troubled release to the rediscovery of lost footage that led to the creation of the director's cut. We also share our own impressions and thoughts on the movie, the characters, and the visual effects. If you're a fan of Clive Barker, horror films, or just curious about 'Night Breed,' you won't want to miss this episode. Join us as we unravel the complexities and delve into the world of Midian. Don't forget to leave your thoughts and comments; we'd love to hear what you think!

We delve into the behind-the-scenes stories, the challenges faced by the production team, the unique aspects of this installment, and why we think this is one of the best entries in the franchise.

Join us as we explore the film's bizarre plot twists, including Bigfoot creatures, zombies, and alien priests. We discuss the movie's low-budget charm, wacky special effects, and the often confusing storyline that makes it a true gem for fans of 80s horror. Tune in for our full breakdown and plenty of laughs as we navigate this wild ride of a movie. Don't miss it!

From amusing kill scenes to dated technology, we give you an in-depth look at what makes this movie both charming and painfully slow. Plus, a special listener shout-out and a fun discussion on vintage phones! Tune in for our honest review and see if this film is worth a watch—or a skip.

Join us as we discuss the film's connections to the Saw franchise, its ties to the failed Universal Dark Universe, and its unique take on the werewolf transformation narrative.

In this episode, we discuss our thoughts on the film, which was marketed as a horror-comedy but delivered more unsettling psychological horror than laughs. We reflect on the story, performances, and the movie’s eerie presentation of a child’s disturbing reality. Was it a commentary on 1950s parenting norms, or simply a bizarre horror experience?

Together, we dive into the classic 1992 horror comedy 'Death Becomes Her,' starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis. We discuss our personal memories, favorite lines, and explore the groundbreaking special effects that made this film an instant favorite. Listen in as we celebrate Horror Comedy Month with insightful commentary, engaging anecdotes, and lots of laughs. This episode is a must-listen for fans of horror, comedy, and everything in between!

In this episode, we discuss everything from Michael J. Fox's charming performance to Peter Jackson's craftsmanship and CGI innovations that foreshadowed his later work. We also reminisce about Jackson's earlier films like 'Dead Alive' and 'Heavenly Creatures,' and touch - quite extensively! - on the tonal balance of comedy and horror that this movie tries to strike.

With a star-studded cast including Lisa Kudrow, Parker Posey, Edie Falco, and Brian Cox, the film balances humor and light horror elements in a story about a young gay couple introducing their parents. From unexpected antics and quirky humor to touching emotional moments, we discuss it all. Join us for a fun-filled and insightful conversation about why this movie is a must-watch, even for those who are not typically horror fans!

Join us as we celebrate week two of our horror comedy month with Craig's excellent movie choice. We reminisce about this nostalgic film, blending comedy, mystery, and light horror elements. We discuss the film's plot, standout performances, particularly by Dom DeLuise in drag, and the heartwarming chemistry between the real-life couple, Wilder and Radner. Tune in for an entertaining discussion filled with laughs, insights, and our shared love for this joyful, family-friendly movie.

No better film to set the tone than Joe Dante's videostore rental favorite, The 'Burbs. Starring Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, and a slew of other stars, it's still baffling why this hilarious send-up of suburbia and "the horrors behind closed doors" received such critical fire during its theatrical run. But history has redeemed this one, and we loved revisiting our favorite moments on this week's episode. Enjoy the review, and let us know YOUR favorite lines!

As we delve into the atmospheric prowess of the film, we explore its accidental perfect timing, memorable characters, and Carpenter's genius creative choices. Discover how 'The Fog' has aged, the ingenious practical effects, and our personal connections and memories associated with this spooky tale. Thank you to our patrons for elevating this classic to the top of our list!

We're covering the 1988 horror flick 'The Carpenter,' directed by David Wellington. Join us as we explore the film's intriguing early '90s vibe, surreal scenes, and its surprising charm that time seems to have forgotten. From discussing the enigmatic actor Wings Hauser to debating the movie's intentional oddities and potential feminist undertones, we leave no stone unturned. Tune in for our full analysis and decide if this quirky gem deserves a place in your horror collection. Don't miss this episode if you're a fan of under-the-radar horror films!

In this episode of 'Two Guys in a Chainsaw', we dive into the cult classic 80s horror-comedy 'Ghoulies'. We explore listener Russ's request, reminiscing about the iconic VHS cover art and discussing the movie's bizarre blend of horror, comedy, and satanic cult themes. Topics include the awkward ritual scenes, the hilarious little creature puppets, and the unforgettable Grizzle and Greedy Gut. Don't miss this nostalgia-filled journey back to the golden age of video rentals and 80s horror!

Join us in this latest episode of Two Guys in a Chainsaw as we dive deep into the grindhouse horror classic, 'The Toolbox Murders'. Returning from 'In Space Month', Todd and Craig go back to Earth and back in time to the raw exploitative cinema of the 70s. We discuss the iconic VHS cover, Stephen King's surprising endorsement, and the film's brutal and sleazy content that only 70s grindhouse could deliver. Listen as we break down the plot, the over-the-top kills, the bizarre character moments, and the lasting impact of this unsettling flick. If you appreciate raw, low budget horror fare or are curious about the shocking twists and turns of this vintage slasher, this episode is a must-listen. Don't forget to share your thoughts and requests for future episodes!

Is this the best Friday the 13th film ever? Craig seems to think so. We discuss the film's blend of sci-fi and horror, its unique setting, memorable kills, and the transformation of Jason into Uber Jason. With behind-the-scenes insights and a comparison to the other cosmic horror films we covered this month, we're gonna explore why 'Jason X' stands out in the Friday the 13th franchise - and among "in space" franchise entries in general. Check it out!

Todd, who is less familiar with the Hellraiser franchise, and Craig, who has seen more of the movies, discuss the unique elements that set this film apart from typical horror settings. We both found the film surprisingly enjoyable despite its poor initial reception. We loved its coherence, special effects, and performances, especially Doug Bradley’s extensive monologuing as Priest of Hell Pinhead.

'Leprechaun 4: In Space.' has a ridiculous plot, terrible CGI, and over-the-top performances that make this fourth installment in the Leprechaun series a memorable, albeit flawed, film. From the unexpected genesis of the movie inspired by an Apollo 13 poster to the bizarre antics of the leprechaun IN SPACE, we cover the highs, lows, and the infamous Mitten Spider transformation. Hear for yourself what we thought of the second film in our "in space" series this month!